#let's go GO fanart hive mind (hive hand?)

[shadowofthelamp]

So, I'm introducing little Beatrice (my Billford kid) with a Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained! She came through the portal with Ford, and this was my first sketch but what she's wearing probably looks a bit more like Ford's goggles with the 'reveal' in NWHS.

She was co-created by Emmie/Fanart Anon!

Dipper holding up a sign: Welcome back to Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained! Anomaly number 64: Aunt Beatrice. She arrived with Great-Uncle Ford, and she says that she’s twelve, but she keeps talking about things that Great-Uncle Ford said happened years before that as if she was there, and she refuses to take her goggles off that cover the upper half of her face, even when she sleeps. She also doesn’t seem to like leaving his side for long. A quirk from being raised dimension-hopping, or something stranger?

Mabel: Maybe she’s just heard lots of stories! I know I forgot that I didn’t go through Dream Boy High one day after a week’s worth of crazy dreams about it!

Dipper: But what about the goggles? Besides, I heard her talking about science-y equations at the table with Great-Uncle Ford after dinner last night, so she's smart- I don’t think she’d just forget she didn’t do something.

Mabel: Or maybe she’s just lying! She said she’s never really been around other kids before, right? Maybe she just wants us to like her. And it’s working! On me at least, you’re just-

Dipper: Mabel, I’m trying to be scientific about this, that’s all!

Mabel: Come on, Dipper, I think she’s just a little awkward. It has to be a little weird to have somebody Grandpa Shermie’s age as your dad.

Dipper, rubbing his arm: I wouldn’t mind having Great-Uncle Ford as a dad.

Mabel: That’s because you’re both nerds.

Dipper: Not the point! Anyway, right now, my theory is that she was part of some sort of hivemind, and the goggles hide bug eyes, the last piece left from her original form. She also really seems to like honey. Maybe Great-Uncle Ford helped to rescue her, and that’s why she still looks like him, because she modeled her form after him and now she sees him as her new queen! I’m going to show her the beekeepers near the petting zoo on the side of town and see how she reacts.

___

Dipper: And here we are!

*Camera cuts to Beatrice, wearing a yellow sweater with black stripes that Mabel made her*

Bea: Oh, insects! They’re so much smaller than the ones I’ve seen before. And they make Earth-honey?

Dipper: Don’t you want to take your goggles off to see the better?

Bea: Nah, I can see them just fine.

Dipper, glancing over at the camera: Anyway, what do you mean, you’ve seen them before?

Bea, stepping closer to the hives: Oh, Papa and I ran into a hive like these in a different dimension, but they were ten times the size and the hair on them was purple, since that helped them to blend in the with local flora. They were friendly if you brought gifts, though, and even let you trade for some of their honey if the gifts were sweet enough. One of them taught me to speak their language.

*Beatrice clears her throat before a buzzing sound emanates from it. Several bees land on her outstretched hand, curious.*

Bea: Look, they like me! Hey, Dipper, do you have any enemies? I bet I could set them loose as a favor for helping me yesterday!

Dipper, considering: Well, there is this one girl-

Bea: Just say the word! C’mon, little guys, you’d strip somebody down to the bone for me, wouldn’t you?

Dipper: I don’t think bees can do that.

Bea: Oh. Right. Maybe just a lot of stings? *She makes more buzzing noises, but as she finishes the last one, the bees begin to swarm* What did I say? What did I say?

Dipper, dropping the camera’s view to the ground as bees fill the screen: Whatever it was, run!

___

Dipper, as Mabel rubs lotion on his swollen cheek: This concludes today’s episode of Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained. We still haven’t figured out exactly what’s up with our new aunt, but I think we can say with some certainty that she’s just as awkward with the local bees as she can be with the rest of us.

Mabel: But she looked really cool smacking them with that glowing whip thingie she pulled out of her pocket!

Dipper: ...Yeah, she did. This does require more investigating, but I'll get the board out once we're done with the-

Bea, popping her head into the bedroom door: Hey, what are you guys doing in here? Do you need more lotion?

Dipper: Nothing!

*Video ends*

[may-tine]

Someone who has never watched TMNT Rise reacts to the movie

@gauntletknight​ this is for you

so the last tmnt anything i watched was the 1990 live action film and the 2003 cartoon, when i was like 7? so we are off to a great start, but lets get into it

hey what, why are we in hell

okay wow Casey is here already i remember him

hey MIKEY??? WHAT im sorry does leo have a metal arm?

are we opening with time travel WHAT

WHY IS CASEY JONES FROM THE FUTURE.WASNT HE JUST SOME PUNK FROM NEW YORK?

I just watched a man die.

things keep happening and i cant put my thoughts down- oh i JUST WATCHED ANOTHER MAN DIE

alright pausing for half a sec to get thoughts down, this is a wild opening, tho i guess for a movie you need some higher stakes then a normal show. Im pretty sure the normal show is more classic turtle hijinks. aight back to it

actaully whats the krang? was that in the original? Are we going to see shredder?

oop yep classic teenage turtle hijinks

now i dont remember much but i remember Donnie and Leo being kinda hard to distinguish personality wise. Im glad they put some further characterization on them both

Mikey is somehow more childish?  but like in a babyish way

oh yeah Raph is the leader this time around.

okay so the magic thing is already established in the show, and Shredder has been dealt with?

oh buddy

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE RANDOS?

I think Donnie was always tech but was he always THIS tech? Damn son

music is super funky

Eyy foot clan! wait these are shredders guys arnt they?

Raph is still mostly angry but hes like, softer. and WHY IS LEO BEING SUCH AN ASS! is he always like this?

Rat dad! We Love splinter

this version of casey is so weird compared to what im used too, i dont hate him tho

yoo wait thats April? APRIL STEALS?

Yo  have they been training her as a ninja as well? good for her- APRIL DONT STEAL RANDOM CHEMICALS

Oh this is begging to go wron- yep

this entire interrogation scene is amazing

Okay i do adore this casey

shit is it really like, too late, too late?

god this krang thing is heking creepy why are they blocks

OH THE MAGICS OFF, right after i noticed April had magic too

oof Splinters out cold

Do they have a pod for casey? ok yeah- oh leo no

wha

hey waat the fucK? RAPH?

oh god the you survived banner is about to NOT be funny

nooo hes turning on casey

oh god the powers are still gone

Raph isnt captured... is he?

COMMANDER?

oh he is captured, kinda surprised there

ah hostage situation got it- HEY WHAT THEY FUCKKKKK

AHHHHH?????? bye foot clan

same mikey

AHHHHH HIVE MIND

oh caseys about to ruin the mood

or hype them up

oh no reveals are being delayed

GOD  this is horrifying isnt this a kids show?

HEY LEO I THINK THEY SAW YOU COMING!

APRIL HAS A MOTORCYCLE YESSSS (did she have that orginally? maybe?)

Im worried how single minded Leo is getting about this, but at the same time, i get it.

THEY POSSESSED A TRAIN???

SOFT SHELL? oh your kidding

Oh god dont possess the tank

APRIL NO- oh, april yess

Ive never been so scared of a train in my life

WHY IS THIS A STRAIGHT UP HORROR????

WHY DID SHE STEAL SO MANY????

Casey with the call out!- oh not like that kiddo no

yep like cops will do anything- WHY ARE THEY GOOP LIKE THAT, Its too fleshy my guy.

Casey what was that smirk?  Did you do this on purpose?

Mickey with the mystic hands stuff worries me cuase is LITERALLY KILLED HIM

oh the triangulation scene ive seen this

oh no

oh raph is not going to be raph once hes out of there is he

AH I HATE BEING RIGHT

WAIT I THINK I SAW FANART OF THIS EARLIER TODAY I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME AU

WE ARE HITTING FINAL HOUR SHIT AND ITS ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE????

god krang raph is so spooky

HEEY FAM? HEY TMNT FANS??? ARE YOU GUYS GOOD??? i was not expecting such levels of cosmic horror 

wait why does a turtle have eyebrows?

god the krang possessed tech is the worst, horrific,OH GOD WHAT IF THE TURTLE TANK.

shout out to Donnie having a step counter, same buddy.

i do enjoy the art style

oh why he sound like that

god the animation on krang raph is upsetting

I do adore this mikey as well, i was thinking i wouldnt liked this take on ‘immature’ but hes growing on me

OH NOOO DOnnie no dont do it oh god the goop

guys WTF

GUYS WTF

I DONT LIKE DONNIE IN THERE

AHH THAT EYE

WTFWTFWTFWTF

Hello?? am i about to cry over turtles??

MYSTIC POWERS!!!!!! What about the power cancel?

oh yeah B team. Love that Aprils first idea is dropping a building on somthing

AHHH THATSD A BEAM THROUGH AN EYE AAA, like its an alien but ye

YOOOO MIKEYYYY JUST THROWS A BUILDING

Oh this is so sick

yeee the anti power stuff or not? they still work?

Leo damn it dont do the self sacrificial shit YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT SCREWED YOU UP WHEN RAPH DID IT

hot moment to appreciate the Krang mechs, great monster designs

HAHA PORTAL FUCKERY

Casey my boy ; _ ;

oh god it ended on a portal chop

whats he holdin- NOOOOOOO DONT DO THAT TO ME

ONE OF THEM IS STILL ALIVE AHHH

MIKEY NO DONT HURT YOURSELF

HES CRACKING- THEY ALL ARE AHH

WAIT THIS IS GONNA LET KRANG BACK IN

QUICK SAVE YEAAAAA

ive only been to new york once whats wrong with Staten island

Casey gets pizza!!!

WHo the hek is Cassandra- UH OH

oh this ending song is a banger

WELL That was a lot of fun and SUPER DARK WHAT. At least I get the hype now. I dont know if ill start the actual series but I will be rooting for a s3 for all the fans

[corruptimles]

“The End I Guess || BATIM Game Time” Highlights (12/29/19)

super late highlight list from when I finished BATIM and then drew for too long

accidentally having Carnic muted for 10 minutes 

*silence* Carnic: I hope we see the Projectionist this chapter :) Me: SHUT UP

soup plant

Jeremy FIVE

“Seven, my favourite letter in the alphabet”

*turns on bloom setting*

“AAAUGH”

*trying to hit the plant* “I can’t affect the plant and that makes me sad” “Well, because Henry is already too disassociated with nature.” “That doesn’t mean he phases through it”

“Let me in! LET ME IIN” “We don’t have a seniors discount!”

“Sammy on your back, huh?”

Just me making terrible squawks during the Sammy fight

“Hit him! Hit him!” “But he’s sad :(” “Beat the therapy into him” 

“Naked and afraid, that’s me on a Friday night” 

THONK

the Jeremy Hive Mind battle royale

*does a jump before falling to the administration offices*

“I don’t know where [the butcher gang] are” *immediately runs into all them sequentially* (x)

Pool Party (x) (x) 

“Nothing to see here, just floating behind Joey Drew’s desk” “Hovering over my old boss’s desk” “T-posing over my old boss’s desk”

*wedges stuck between boxes and shelves* “hey guys, I don’t want to alarm you...” (x) (full scene x) (extra dumb x)

Tom. (x) 

Carnic learns about Chapter 5

we all know how we feel about Chapter

“Joey Drew does not clean”

Chapter 1 speed run (not really)

“When you’re a composer or a musician, you need to look jacked. You need to look b u f f. You need to be able to carry a cello with O N E HAND.”

“Why is he c o n t a i n e d?”

“I miss my wife, Joey. I miss her a lot”

“You caN’T GIVE ME BENCHES, that I CAN’T SIT ON”

Chapter 2 speed run (not really)

*trying to say “Sammy” and “Boy”: Hey Soy

carnic says terrible things while I’m afk 

no one heard them either apparently 

“I swear if you guys say dilf one more time” 

“oh right aren’t you like 14?” 

*screaming* 

Get Corrupt Banned on Twitch Challenge 

“What ethnicity is he? O l d.”

“Gotta be careful with that cuddling stuff. Helloyes is 12. Haven’t even gotten to hand holding yet” 

“No!! There’s children here!”

my rant about henry and batim

oh man this rant and discussion took a while sorry lol

*draws characters holding hands*

-distinct crack-pop sound- “I hope you guys didnt hear that, that was my neck” “I heard it” “oh no”

“Can I get an uhhhhh” “amen?” “in here?” “I was gonna say baconator but an amen works too. I mean it’s not gonna feed me and my children” 

trying to replicate chongoblog’s wooloo fanart from memory

“hey” “what” “what if- live action bendy but the makeup is like mike myers cat in the hat” 

(thanks @robboybot​ )

“I was going to say something but I forgot it because I was eating this shrimp so Im gonna go back to eating this shrimp and think on this”

Sillybandz’s real height versus his silhouette on the chart

okay this is the longest list because this stream lasted 11 hours and I think I’ll stop it here  

[loveshippykallurafanart]

Fluffy Cuddles - Fanfic

Hi @lynnzzmad-star *waves hi from sweltering summer Down Under 🙋🏽‍♀️* I'm your secret santa. As apology to my delayed post, I'm sending you two pressies : a fanfic and a fanart, for your topic 'fluffy cuddles'. This is gift one: KAllura fanfic.

------KALLURA FOREVER!--------

Why did working for the Coalition felt like more than a full-time job? Assigned to maintain peace in across the galaxy, time differentials, portal jumps from one sector to another, travelling to different galaxies, next thing we knew, we’d spent more hours working. We didn’t know peacetime would mean more…work.

Heaving heavy shoulders, we realise it’s already past our bedtime, but one wouldn’t know when the new castle ship docked on a Coalition space station – with the unending hive of activity of rotating shifts, drone of a thousand voices, steady foot traffic on metal walkways, a consistent buzz of space ships landing and leaving. 

Our minds connect, the need for time-off work, and warmest fluffiest cuddles come to the forefront of our thoughts. 

Standing up from the high-back chair, one yearns to be held in a warm embrace, sinking into familiar—

A ripple in the air disrupts an intimate thought.

Instantly, relief courses through tired muscles. Preparing to activate a solo-portal, Cosmo pops beside the giant adminstrative desk.

With a yip, Cosmo nudges a sticky-note from its warm, wet nose.  In hastily scribbled handwriting, the note reads, ‘the twins finally asleep, it’s time.’

*******

Scratching the family pet’s furry ear, both of you disappear from the administrative wing of the space station, and instantly reappearing in the sitting room, just outside the opulent royal bedroom. 

Letting go of Cosmo, the space wolf disappears again.

With a relieved sigh, you begin to slowly peel off parts of your royal garb, unceremoniously falling off on to the noise-proof floor, when another ripple in the air disturbs the room.

Behind you, Cosmo reappears and pads quietly to the door leading the nursery.

And then, a solid pair of muscled arms encircle you. His Earthian-Galra skin is a brilliant contrast to yours. 

You feel a warm mouth delectably grazing your neck. Busy hands quickly divest all your garments, baring your beautiful mocha brown skin. 

A hard, rigid bar presses on your lower back. You gasp, when he whispers hoarsely, ‘I believe it’s time for that fluffy cuddles you’ve been craving.’

Together, you fall into your favourite couch, feeling the searing bare chest on your back. 

You breathe a single word, a beloved name, ‘Keith.’

‘Allura.’ Keith nips your ear. His voice low, heavy with need.

Energy sizzles between your bodies as he drapes a thick blue fabric above your bare skin. 

You feel cherised and desired.  

And soon, fluffy cuddles become…more. 

Time passes slowly, deliciously.  

Later --much much later -- both your sated bodies feel warm beneath your favourite, fluffiest blanket.

[darkcloud-kcalifornia]

Pony time again. Honestly, there was no avoiding spoilers that Chrysalis was going to be in this one if you were on pony sites. But oh well.  I’ve managed to avoid any other spoilers other than the TV synopsis, which tells me it’s about REVENGE!!! and that the title is “The Mean 6” and thus likely makes use of shapeshifters in the guise of the Mane 6.  Again.  Uh… pretty sure Starlight might realize something is up if she already dealt with that plan.  Oh well. Maybe things will be different. Let us see.

* The photographer is collecting hairs of the Mane 6.  Oh hi, Chrysalis.  So, sympathetic magic mind control?  Clones?

* Chrysalis wanted to be able to stare at Dash’s butt in private.

* This is my shocked face.

* Wait, she’s planning on making clones so she can use the Elements of Harmony?  Um… it’s not a DNA lock.  The Elements don’t work if you’re not actually representing the Element. Discord even planned on that.  The only reason it didn’t work was Twilight managed to unbrainwash the others, not because he got the mechanics wrong.  Maybe she’s planning on having the clones be friendly towards each other?  And would they even work on somepony who’s, you know, in harmony?  And even if she does manage to do something she’s apparently unaware that the Pillars are back as well.  Sure, they’re not as powerful as the Elements at purification and stuff like that, but they’re very experienced in monster battles.

I don’t think Chrysalis has thought her evil plan all the way through.

* Wait, she’s planning on making a new hive only using the pony tribes?  Does she mean she’s going to change them into Changelings, or just that she’s going to rule them and she thinks of “area and subjects I control” as “hive”?

* On the plus side, love those runes.

* I feel ya, Starlight. Actually I do enjoy nature walks, but when it comes time to sleep give me an actual bed please.

* Man, the evil clones both look and act like they’ve been Discord-ed.  Seriously, they should not be able to use the Elements like this.

* Even Evil Sparkle is pointing out flaws in the plan now.

* Ooh, burn by Evil Sparkle. Aww… does the big bad bug need some friends?

* Honestly the smell of roses doesn’t do much for me.  Other flowers, sure, but roses are just meh.  Or maybe that’s because I’ve had rose bushes all around me growing up.  Seriously, I still have one right outside my window.

* Also, OW OW OW HOW IS PINKIE NOT IN AGONY ROLLING OVER ROSE BUSHES?!

* Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!  Anyway, this seems like it’s going towards some of the group getting mixed up and ponies just confusing the odd behavior for grumpiness.

* Evil Twilight seems to have realized that she’s speaking to the real Pinkie.  Sadly Pinkie hasn’t realized she’s talking to an evil clone, who is terrible at hiding that.

* I notice Rarity didn’t say it’s not like Pinkie to disappear like this.

* I expect to see fanart of Jerome the Squirrel once I browse Derpibooru after this.

* Heh, Chrysalis’ eye twitch.

* Fluttershy has to do some rep rebuilding here.  And speak to mama and papa bird about what they say in front of their kids.

* Evil Rarity is getting in touch with her inner Gollum.

* GAH!  Don’t remind us of the Rainbow Power!  Oh wait, there’s another front on which Chrysaslis’ plan falls short.  The Elements have access to Harmony power outside of the physical Elements.

* So many hurt feelings from misunderstandings.  Though seriously how long until they start questioning things here?

* Well at least AJ and RD realize something here is screwy.

* Ah the great apology session.  For stuff done by evil clones.  OK girls, you have two supposed geniuses in this group, put together the pieces…

* Chrysalis, you fool, never bring up something you can’t put back down.  On the other hand, hey, nice show of power from Evil Sparkle.

* The Tree of Harmony was not putting up with that crap.  Though the way they glowed black makes me wonder if that was supposed to be the Elements getting corrupted or something.  Which doesn’t make much sense, because if that was the case that would have happened back when Discord made them act like that!

* And so the episode ends with… the villain being defeating without the heroes even doing anything. Well that was anti-climatic.

 Well that’s the end of the episode.  Honestly this felt a bit disappointing.  Firstly because none of the good guys really got a chance to shine outside of being friends to each other.  Secondly because there wasn’t any great humor in there besides Chrysalis’ frustration. Thirdly because the evil plot foiled itself without the heroes even being aware of it.  Fourthly this actually kinda diminishes Chrysalis’ rep as a villain if she can be so easily bested that the heroes don’t even have to actively try.  And finally because they squandered the opportunity of having evil clones of the heroes by just unceremoniously killing them off.  I won’t say this was a horrible episode, but this does not impress.

[derevosky]

(i’m convinced that vices and virtues by panic! at the disco is dedicated to rusame. including the bonus tracks.)

Ballad of Mona Lisa: (That one chapter in TCE haha)

Say what you mean Tell me I'm right And let the sun rain down on me Give me a sign I want to believe

Let’s Kill Tonight: (Cold War shenanigans)

If I retreat Words, wars, and symphonies Make room! We're taking over here And you're the galantine Cold and alone, it suits you well Won't find me perching here again May your feet serve you well And the rest be sent to Hell Where they always have belonged Cold hearts brew colder songs Fate will play us out With a song of pure romance Stomp your feet and clap your hands

Hurricane: (I swear the whole song is RusAme wow)

Are you worth your weight in gold? Cause you're behind my eyelids when I'm all alone Hey, stranger, I want you to catch me like a cold. You and god both got the guns, when you shoot I think I'd duck. I led the revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. We said, "No more war, no more clothes! Give me peace. Oh kiss me!

Memories: (The Angst)

When July became December, Their affection fought the cold. But they couldn't quite remember, What inspired them to go. And it was beautifully depressing, Like a street car named Desire. They were fighting for their love that had started growing tired.

Trade Mistakes: (Russia’s POV)

Let me save you, hold this rope I may never sleep tonight, As long as you're still burning bright. If I could trade mistakes for sheep, Count me away before you sleep. I'll stay awake 'til I trade my mistakes Or they fade away

Ready to Go: (Space Race feels - esp. if you read TCE haha)

So tell me right now You think you're ready for it I wanna know why you got me going So let's go We'll take it out of here I think I'm ready to leap I'm ready to live

Always: (This is America’s POV, imo)

When the world gets too heavy, put it on my back I'll be your levy You are taking me apart like bad glue on a get well card

It was always you falling for me Now there's always time calling for me I'm the light blinking at the end of the road Blink back to let me know

Calendar: (This is like, Russia’s POV)

Put another ex on the calendar Summer's on its deathbed There is simply nothing worse Than knowing how it ends And I meant everything I said that night I will come back to life But only for you Only for you The world may call it a second chance But when I came back it was more of a relapse Anticipation's on the other line And obsession called while you were out Yeah, it called while you were out

Asleep in the hive I guess all the buzzing got to me Well, I'm still alive At night your body is a symphony And I'm conducting

Sarah Smiles: (more like Russia smiles hahaha)

We both know you'd already win, Mm your original sin, You fooled me once with your eyes now honey, You fooled me twice with your lies and I say,

[Russia] smiles like [Russia] doesn't care, [He] lives in her world so unaware, Does [he] know that my destiny lies with [him]?

Waking up to a kiss and you're on your way, I really hoped that you would stay, But you left and went your own way, babe.

I don't mind take your time I got things to do, Besides sit around and wait for you, Oh and I hope you do too.

Nearly Witches: (Spying on each other I guess)

You have set your heart On haunting me forever From the start It's never silent Ever since we met I only shoot up with your perfume It's the only thing That makes me feel as good as you do Ever since we met I've got just one regret to live through And that one regret is you

Stall Me:

Fall to your knees And kiss the ring, The crowd's rejoicing All of my dreams Wake up to despise the world I once loved

I had a rosy dream You gave up on you And I gave up on me Well, love came along and said, “Leave them be.”

Oh Glory:

I can only hope it's true enough That every little thing I do for love Redeems me from the moments I deem worthy Of the worst things that I've done And saves me from myself at times of envy When I'm missing everyone

Lately it seems like everybody's sick everybody's dying Build myself a wall of unhappy hearts And only my heart knows my head is lying, lying Oh glory, I think I see you 'round the bend And I think I'd try any poison to get there in the end

I wanna be free: (Mostly America’s song tbh)

I wanna be free, I wanna be loved I wanna be more than you're thinking of Everything seems to be estranged when you're alone... Played our parts and covered ground Drowned our sorrows, laid 'em down My memory is keeping the effigy

Turn off the lights: (Cold War again huhu)

Turn off the lights, turn off the lights Turn on the charm for me tonight I've got my heavy heart to hold me down Once it falls apart my head's in the clouds So I'm taking every chance I got Like the man I know I'm not So sick of wasting all my time How in God's name did I survive? I need a little sympathy To sore my insecurities Our consciences are always so much heavier than our egos I set my expectations high So nothing ever comes out right

Bittersweet: (Some kind of secret relationship during Cold War yes)

I'm just setting, I'm just setting a trap And I'm not pulling, no I'm not pulling for you, you're just pulling at me I'm not a betting man but this is a sure thing

But my favorite place Is the warm embrace Of holding your hair back in a bathroom stall

Everything I do is bittersweet You could tell me secrets that I'll probably repeat I'm not trying to hurt you, I just love to speak It feels like we're pulling teeth So bittersweet

All that hate is gonna burn you up It keeps me warm at night Warmer than anyone I think how many drinks I've had No more in either hand I'm slurring on purpose And it's certainly worth it (This is totes America haha)

Kaleidoscope Eyes: (Some kind of crazy RusAme here)

Oh, I'm just a crook, with no intent or stash Pour gasoline on the vault just to burn the cash I swear to God, I'd never heard a better sound coming out Than when you're whimpering my name from your mouth

I've got an insatiable desire for your insides It's undeniable, I'll conspire and pull against your body tonight

I hope you’re convinced I guess hahaha

(I might do a bunch of fanart regarding this but like years later hahaha huhuhu)