#let them work on your wood 🪵

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[buckgasms]

my thot is that steve ripping logs scene but with lumberbuck

take it away pom

What an excellent, excellent thought Nonnie 🤌🏻

Just putting this here for science purposes

And here's Bucky cos he's hot

Because I wonder maybe if you see some hot tiktoker doing it and he's all like, "pfff that's so fuckin fake baby." And you just 👀 and goad him saying, "haha yeah I bet you just can't do it"

And that irritates him no end.

So for weeks after work he practices ripping logs, little ones to start, working his way up to something girthier.

And he comes home each night with sore hands and you don't know why, but you spend each evening rubbing lotions on his hands, sat in his lap being kissed and cuddled. You keep asking him about it but he just distracts you with kisses.

🪵

Finally, after a few weeks he's mastered it. He brings a hug trunk home which he tells you he's going to use for firewood. You shrug and leave him to it.

He waits until the weekend, you're sitting out on the deck, reading a book when Bucky walks out of the house and over to the big log that's been left on the grass near to where you sit.

He clears his throat and you look up, slightly amused as he lifts the log to his chest. "Whatcha doin there lumberjack?" You smile as he winks at you. "Just provin' a point darlin'" he says, a slight strain in his voice as he grips the wood. Before your eyes it creaks, cracks, then splits in half, two thick pieces of wood falling to the floor.

Words have failed you as you stand up and walk down to him, your hands gripping his strong arms and squeezing at them. "That was....seriously hot Bucky" you said softly as he leaned down and stole a kiss from you.

"Wanna see what else I can do?" He growls and you squeal as he lifts you up over his shoulder and carries you back into the house.

🪵

He seems to be on a mission to prove his strength, so he's got you trapped on his cock, ankles over his shoulder and a hand round your throat. All you can do is cling on for dear life as he bounced you up and down.

"Fuck baby, look so pretty like this" he moans as your glassy eyes roll back in your head, as his dick strokes along your most sensitive spot. "Bucky.... So deep... I can't" you pant as the pressure within sends shockwaves through your body.

"Aw yes you can babygirl, taking me so well sweetheart. And I ain't stoppin' till you give me at least a couple more princess..."

Your fingers dig into his arm, making his curse. He lifts you up and drops you back on the bed, in the few seconds of relief your body curls up, but you also hate how empty you feel. You don't have long to debate which is needed, before he spears back into you. He presses your legs wide, and scolds you with a gentle swat on your thigh.

"Don't you fuckin hide from me babygirl, that's my pussy to play with hmm? Not yours to hide.."

He leans over you, kissing you deep, relishing the moan that emits from your lips as he pounds into you. "So good Bucky..." You whine as he sinks his teeth gently into your shoulder, before pressing soothing kisses over your neck and chest.

You feel your peak coming on fast and he grips your chin and makes you look at him. He face is flushed under his deep tan, sweat on his brow and blue eyes capturing yours. "Tell me baby, am I better than a tik tok bullshitter?"

You let out a breathy laugh and wrap your arms around his neck. "Buckyyy don't do this now pleeeaase..." He stills his movements and scowls as you giggle at him. You huff as he pinches your nipples and refuses to roll his hips, even as you squeeze you walls tight around him.

"Oh my god, Buck! Of course you're better than a tiktoker! I don't even remember what you are talking abo-"

That seemed to be enough as he resumed his pounding, pinning your hands down and dragging you to your peak. You cry out and dig your heels into his back, limbs shuddering as your body is set alight with pleasure.

He groans in your ear, before flopping down on the bed beside you, before pulling you over to him, your soft limbs wrapping around his strong, beefy body.

"You can be really hot sometimes, and really big idiot too y'know" you giggle as you press kisses all over his face as his rough fingers trail down your back and squeeze at your ass.

"As long as I'm your idiot" he grins before rolling you over to have at you again.

❤️

[michellemisfit]

⛄️❄️ Weekly Tag Wednesday, on a Thursday ❄️⛄️

Kindly tagged by @mikhailoisbaby @metalheadmickey @mickeysgaymom @lingy910y @sleepyfacetoughguy @crestfallercanyon @creepkinginc @mybrainismelted @energievie @deedala @jrooc

It's Festivus for the rest of us so grab your Chanukah bush, your mistletoe, your pagan ritual or whatever brings you joy and come gather round the fire 🪵 and celebrate your pocket friends 🤶🏻

❄️ Favourite nickname you’ve ever been given:

Any film or TV set I’ve ever wrangled animals on I’ve been dubbed ‘Rabbit Girl’ or ‘Alpaca Lady’ or whatever other animal I’ve got with me that day, and it makes me laugh. I’m also quite fond of school kids calling me ‘Farmer Michelle’. It’s cute. Otherwise it’s just the usual. Myska. Mys. Myskalump.

Oh! Oh oh oh!!! Ruth’s brother calls me his Swisster, and it’s the CUTEST THING!!!! 🥰🇨🇭

❄️ Where are you located? London, UK

❄️ What season is it where you are now? 🥶

❄️ Favourite tradition this time of year: I love baking and decorating cookies and giving them to people. I also love giving and especially wrapping presents. I’ve made my own wrapping paper for the last few Christmases and birthdays, and it makes wrapping extra fun!!

I just like doing things that make other people happy 😊

❄️ Favourite holiday food: Leftovers Casserole. It’s literally what it says in the tin, so turkey meat, any left over roast veg and potatoes, caramelised garlic carrots, Brussels, and stuffing all put in the oven to heat through and let the top go crispy, and then you eat it with gravy. Yum yum.

❄️ Mulled wine, eggnog or hot apple cider? Mulled cider all the way!! We basically have a large pot of mulled wine and a large pot of mulled cider on the go for all of December lol

❄️ Turkey, Ham or Nut Roast (Or Tofurkey?)?

I have always wanted to make a nut roast and never have!!! 😭 We do turkey on Christmas Day and Honey Glazed Ham on “House Christmas”. They’re both awesome.

❄️ Would you rather spend the December holidays in: A cabin in the woods surrounded by snow, or a house on the beach with sun and sand?

Cabin!!!!

❄️ Are you pro-snow or anti-snow?

Pro. Farming is tough in winter, but it’s still pretty beautiful. Even if my fingers fall off.

❄️ Have you ever built a snowman? Of course! I also built a snow dog with Poppy one year.

❄️ Skiing or Snowboarding? I used to be a pretty decent skier. I’ve snowboarded twice and could not get on board with the concept. Just like I am great on roller skates and suck on a skate board 🤷🏽‍♂️ Also? All of my best scars and bloodiest injury stories are winter sport related!

❄️ Do you decorate for the holidays? Have you met me??

No neighbourhood ivy is save this time of year!

❄️ Favourite holiday movie? I’m not too big on movies generally, but we often watch A Knights Tale at Christmas, so probably that?

❄️ Favourite holiday fanfic? One of the things I adore about fandom at Christmas is things like Christmas Gift Exchanges and people writing Christmas spin offs for their popular fics, or amazing people like @sam-loves-seb doing a whole 12 Days of Christmas!!! Which I cannot wait to have time off to binge my way through to get in the Christmas spirit!!! 🥰

❄️ If you were to star in a Hallmark movie, who would be your love interest? Where would it take place?

Bradley James! Once and Future Love of my Life.

I would be hired to supply the animals for his latest movie, which would have some cringeworthy puntastic title like ‘You’ve Goat to Be Kidding Me’ or ‘Only With Ewe’.

Forgive my lateness and likely double tagging. Work has been a lot in the run up to Christmas. If you’ve already done this please tag me so I can read yours, and if not then this is your invitation to be fashionably late, just like me! @suzy-queued @heymacy @heymrspatel @callivich @faejilly @greentealycheejelly @rutherinahobbit @depressedstressedlemonzest @look-i-love-u @crossmydna @too-schoolforcool @darlingian @rereadanon @lupeloto @gardenerian @sam-loves-seb @francesrose3 @bawlbrayker @vintagelacerosette

[michael-smith-77]

A Wood-Fired Recipe: The Healthiest Breakfast Option

There’s something about cooking over a wood fire that feels timeless—like connecting with nature in the most primal yet fulfilling way. But did you know it’s also a great way to craft a healthy and flavorful breakfast? Let’s talk about the perfect wood-fired breakfast that fuels your body and feeds your soul.

Why Wood-Fired Cooking?

Cooking over wood not only enhances flavors with that smoky, rustic touch but also avoids the processed chemicals often associated with modern cooking methods. Plus, it’s an energy-efficient and eco-friendly option if you’ve already got a fire going!

The Recipe: Smoky Veggie & Egg Skillet

Here’s how you can create a nutrient-packed, protein-rich breakfast that’s as good for your body as it is for your taste buds.

Ingredients

2 large eggs (or a vegan substitute like tofu or chickpea flour)

1 cup chopped seasonal veggies (bell peppers, spinach, zucchini, etc.)

1 small sweet potato, diced

A handful of fresh herbs (thyme, rosemary, or parsley work beautifully)

1 tbsp olive oil or butter

Salt and pepper to taste

Directions

Prep the Fire Start your wood fire and let it burn until the flames subside, leaving a bed of glowing embers. Place a cast-iron skillet directly over the heat.

Cook the Sweet Potatoes Add olive oil or butter to the skillet and toss in the diced sweet potatoes. Let them cook until tender and slightly crisp on the edges.

Add the Veggies Stir in your chopped vegetables. Season with salt, pepper, and your choice of herbs. Cook until the veggies are soft and slightly caramelized.

Eggs On Top Crack the eggs directly over the vegetable mixture and cover the skillet with a lid or foil. Let the eggs cook until the whites are set but the yolks are still runny (or to your preference).

Serve & Enjoy Carefully remove the skillet from the fire (use oven mitts!). Sprinkle some fresh herbs on top and enjoy your smoky, hearty breakfast.

The Benefits

Sweet potatoes are rich in fiber and antioxidants.

Eggs (or their substitutes) provide protein and healthy fats.

Seasonal veggies ensure a variety of vitamins and minerals.

Cooking over wood adds depth to flavors without extra calories.

Cooking breakfast over a wood fire doesn’t just taste amazing—it’s a mindful, grounding experience. Give it a try, and start your morning with a bit of nature’s magic!

🌿✨ Have you tried wood-fired cooking? Share your thoughts or favorite recipes in the comments! 🪵🔥

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[roselyn-writing]

Chapter 8 (Aliyaa birthday 🎂🥳🎉)

The Queen birthday 🎉🎂

This happend A week later after hanzo and Arouj fight, that led to cause the grandmaster wounds ..

, the grandmaster hasashi wounds heald because of Aliyaa help and Hadi together,

Grandmaster hasashi woke up on the sound of wood cutting 🪵🪓 .. He got up fast and went to investigate this , He Wear his attire , Ties his hair in a bun, he was kinda worried and a bit scared that they’re might be thieves and cutt-throats or maybe black-dragon clan .. That they might endangered His clan .. he is scared .. and concerned to the core .. he prepared his swords and Kunais and chains too! , He feard Mostly for Hadi and Aliyaa , little did he know, that the sounds is none of what he thought, there Just Hadi and Arouj Cutting woods to create a small cottage or something else , for aliyaa to celebrate her birthday which is on 5 june , he didn’t know that they were just Hadi and Arouj , preparing for Aliyaa birthday 🎉🎊🎁🎂 .. When he got up he asked for Aliyaa whereabouts, But one of the guards told him she actually left early in the morning, he didn’t know why , He feared that she actually escaped with them , Hadi and Arouj

He questions, if there moments back there were nothing just a pointless ephemera to her , a short lived one .. He feels great pain .. She cannot be like this , She shows Great affection to him , she loved him .. All that was a lie!? She plans to escape? No no ... Hanzo thoughts are Conflited ,, Scorpion Thoughts was to kill her for her betrayal.. And burning her corpse and even showing it to hadi and Arouj.. But hanzo couldnot agree with him .. He can’t just simply kill hadi’s mother he is an honorable man , didn’t kill women’s in his life, and will never do in the future .. She has a son , he can’t let him be motherless , Even though he is actually 28 , He gathers himself together and goes to ask hadi and Arouj about what they’re doing..

“Good morning Hadi and arouj?” Grandmaster hasashi asked . trying to calm himself .. Arouj stopped for a bit then looks to the grandmaster

“Oh good morning grandmaster, Are you feeling well today? .. about that we’re builting a cottage for mum , she said she wanted it to celebrate 🎉 “ Hadi Answered.. Wiping his sweat from his forehead.. from the tiring work he did with Arouj.

“Yes hadi thanks for asking, but why A cottage? Why would she needs a cottage when she has a whole quarter? ..” Grandmaster asked in complete surprised

“I don’t know, but she said she wanted it ..” Arouj Announced in behalf of Hadi .. Feeling a bit happy.. Although he didn’t want him to tell the truth about their beloved Aliyaa birthday.. which is today ..

“Fine .. i’ll tell you master hasashi,, it is my mum birthday, she wanted a cottage to celebrate so no one would interrupted the celebration, you know special forces, lin kuei and alot units that may interfere suddenly on my mother birthday..” Hadi told him the truth .. he knows his mother she would never mind if he told Only hanzo and takeda the other are on the black list (Special forces and other unwanted people that she doesn’t consider them her friends ..

“We actually built the cottage yesterday, but we are making the party preparations and supplies” Arouj announced..

“Oh .. it is koibito birthday,!! Why didn’t you tell me!! It is already too late to give her a present! ..” Hanzo felt great sorrow , it’s his Koibito birthday and he didn’t Buy her something... , hanzo got into the cottage , he was surprised that inside of the cottage. It is a beautiful, well furniture cottage and inside of it, All of the birthday party supplies , Decorations , cupcakes 🧁 and cake 🎂.. And party games Birthday hat and juices 🍹 .. Hadi and arouj followed him inside the cottage .. Hadi answered the grandmaster.. Replying it is ok they’ve got this handled ....

“It’s okay . me and Arouj Bought a lot of present and gifts you can choose one and write your name on it ..” Hadi suggested as he points to a table that was concealed by a white table cloth .. “over there! Grandmaster.” Hadi added softly

“Oh really Thank you so much hadi.” The grandmaster added , feeling happy and satisfied at the same time , arouj came and gave him a pen 🖊 to write his name on of the presents 🎁 that he will give her

“Here take the pen and write on the note” Arouj helped him

“Thanks for the help! ..” Surprisingly the grandmaster thanked him .. usually he would fight with him , but things go different in Aliyaa birthday 🎂🎉🎊🎁 Minutes later .. everything is ready .. Now they just wait for Aliyaa to return .. With her own gift for herself and the cake ... They also bought a cake .. but she didn’t know that ..

•Cottage Door slowly open•

“Guys i am back!! And what are you doing..” She asked hints of surprise in her tone

•Slient and the sound of crickets•

They are hiding , and The lights is off .. She turns up the Lights and SURPRISE!!

“Oh my Gosh , hehe .. You scared me Guys ..” She chuckles..

“Happy birthday 🥳 Mum! ..” Hadi sings

Also the voice of Dj sings old happy birthday songs

“What is going on in here? ..” Takeda heard them and goes to the cottage to investigate.. he is surprised that they did Aliyaa Birthday party and didn’t Invite him... he was a bit angry

“Thank you guys so much , You’re everything to me ..” She came closer to hadi Giving him a small kiss on the cheek . Behind him was a arouj who, surprised her with a quick kiss on the lips .. then she kiss hanzo on the cheek

“Happy birthday babe ..” He wiggles his eyebrows in a loving-way , as he raise up the cake to let her blow up the candless 213 years old now! ..

“Wow you’re 213 Years old?? Cool you’re actually close to my age ! ..” hanzo wiggles his eyebrow .. Well in the movie it shows he was in 1617 eido era technically he is 404 years old (my theories) I don’t know his real canon Age. 🤷🏻♀️ ..

“WOW GUYS!! WHY YOU DIDNOT INVITE ME! ..” Takeda blurted .. Feeling a bit betrayed.. that they didn’t tell him about the party 🎊🎈🎉🎁

“Sorry, i was about to tell you but the music and Mum reaction made me forgot! Sorry again takeda rubs it on my face ..” Hadi apologize.. Softly snickers ..

“Only this time , because of Aliyaa! ..” He came closer to Aliyaa..

“So what’s your wish, Ali .” Takeda asked amused ..

“Hm let me think about it .. Oh yeah , I wish that you guys are always safe! ..” She replied , feeling a bit selfless for wishing that ..

“Well, what a lovely wish babe ..” Arouj Chuckles at her

“Thank you! ..” She smiles at him ..

“Yeah mum, that was a good wish” hadi grins at her ..

“Wait let me cut the cake” Aliyaa declared as she took a cake-knife to cut the cake in pieces 🍰 ..

“Oh , You guys bought the cake? I also bought a cake ... We’ll eat it tomorrow...” She smiles brightly ..

“Yeah .. we actually find your favorite raspberries cake one .. so we bought it for you ..” Arouj confessed to her .. While munching his piece of cake slowly .. (of course he use a spoon 🥄 for that) ..

“I agreed it is delicious! ..” Takeda smiles.. Taking a spoonful piece of his cake piece 🍰

“By the way, dont you mind if I ask something? ..” Takeda spoke again ..

“Yes .. what is it tak? ..” She smiles at him , Tasting her portion of the cake 🍰..

“Hehe, Why didn’t you invite the gang? ..” He chuckles teasingly ..

“What gang? ..” she teasingly Asks back

“The general , her daughter and jacqui and also the edenians kitana and jade ..” Takeda teasingly replied at her , he likes to annoy Aliyaa sometimes .. it is a strange habit of his ..

“Takeda takahashi.. Would you please stop bringing unnecessary questions? ..” Hanzo replied giving him the usual Glare ..

While eating a small portion of his cake piece 🍰

“No koibito it is okay , I’ll come clean with you, I didn’t invite them because i did not considered them my friends i mean close-trusted friends! ..” She answered him, honestly.. he know that she didn’t like them .. and they didn’t like her in return

“And grandmaster subzero? I mean he would celebrate your birthday, he wouldn’t ignore something important as this ...” He wiggles his eyebrows annoying her .. she is confused.. She did consider him a friend .. but .. sometimes.. He Doesn’t like to show it ..

“I’m sure he is busy as hell , I would not want to wear him out , he is busy already.” she argued a bit with them .. as she cleared her thought and put her cake plat on the table on her left side ..

Takeda actually not buying this , He saw how she talked with The blue ice ninja , she seems happy with him .. more opening .. But sometimes.. He didn’t know why , but she seems more more happy with his grandmaster... Like old married couples... He didn’t understand why .. The first person she met in this realm was subzero.. and then she met his grandmaster .. Something did not quite understand but he will know this sooner or later ..

“Who is this subzero? ..” Hadi aepel asked .. a bit intrigued ..

“That name sounds corny ..” Arouj once again joked about this ..

“Hehe corny ..” Hadi chuckles at this ..

“Takeda .. Sometimes i would like to give you the oscar prize of goofy ones ..” Hanzo faceplam at takeda .. Aliyaa softly snickers at this ..

“C’mon koibito, he was just asking nothing concerning! ..” She rubs his shoulder.. Softly ..

“Hehe, he should be crowned with the title king of unnecessary questions .” hanzo chuckles once more ..

“Hehe ..” Aliyaa chuckles...

“Hey .. That is the worst title ever! ..” Takeda fumes a bit, feeling a bit embarrassed...

“Hehe it is okay takeda .. nothing to be embarrassed about ..” Hadi rubbed his shoulders... while chuckling a bit ..

“Easy for you to say ! .. he didn’t said that to you! ..” Takeda replied back to hadi ..

“Heh .. Takeda c’mon .. How hard is it to take a joke? ..” Arouj smiles brightly at takeda ..

“Happy birthday babe again ..” Hanzo kissed Aliyaa cheek ...

“Awh thank you koibito! ..” She kissed him back in the cheek then she forgot to thank Arouj and Hadi for preparing her birthday party 🥳

“Thank you guys, so much! ..” She blows a kiss to them 💋 “mwah”

And with that we finished this part of

•Birthday of the Queen 👑•