#let the madness commense

[randomhuman45]

During an arguement

Officer: You know Spider-man wouldn't do this to me!

Miles: .... You're not his dad!

Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

[adonisbeloveds]

SB animatronics as house pets

Gl Freddy: big doggo .Would follow you everywhere, your making food? he's at your feet, your watching tv? he's in your lap, your home from work? he's at your door, the most loyalist and goodest boi ever .Best cuddle buddy ever, if your sad or just needs some cuddles call him and he will be there faster than light, he just doesn't want you sad :( .Hungry little guy, he needs all the food you have in your house, give it all to him you can't say no to his face can you?

Monty: protective doggo .You have to take him everywhere, you don't have a choice because the moment you say your leaving he's already waiting at the door .Likes to be dressed up in glasses and those dog pants, also loves the water so have fun trying to dry him off after a bath :D! .WILL jump ontop of you if your laying down it doesn't matter where you are laying because next thing you know he's ontop of you and isn't thinking of getting off until you force him off .If someone is looking at you, even a glace you know this boy is going full feral mode, barking, growling, chasing, scratching you name it and don't even get started if its another animal..

Sundrop: clingy cat .They are on you 24/7 no matter what your doing, its best to work from home or you will come back to a smol sad kitty D: .It doesn't really care about anything apart from sticking to you and random things, oh also play with them every once and a while! They are a very hyper kitty y'know~ .Please don't get mad at it if they accidentally break something! They were just playing and knocked it over! You won't yell at it right? :(

Moondrop: Your classic cat .The most agressive yet attention wanting cat ever, they would knock something over just because it knows you will look at them, and if you don't? it will follow you everywhere while meowing and maybe scratch you if it gets fed up .Loves cuddles, only is ever calm when theres cuddles and sleep, will lay down on you to force you asleep and if you struggle with not being able to sleep? let the purring commense! .Gets jealous very easily, what do you mean you where petting another cat? they thought they were your only cat >:( maybe your furniture needs some scratches to teach you better

Don't ask where this came from, I don't know either(◑_◑)

[rachel-rebellio]

okay i finally watched last night's spn episode and HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M NOT OKAY PLEASE END ME I NEED CAS BACK WHQT THE FUCK THE WRITERS ARE COWARDS DESTIEL SHOUOD HAVE BEEN CANON AND I WILL FOREVER BE MAD ABOUT IT I SWEWR TO MF GOD I'M SO MAD AND HEARTBROKEN RIGHT NOW

in other news, let the memes commense (i will tag everything)

[coconutsugacones]

BUGS BIRTHDAY "STASH"

san and I were cuddling on top of the couch, watching tiktoks and giggling, forgetting what personal space meant and then all of a sudden he He lifts up his white shirt off his body and came straight at my neck, attacking m with harsh hickeys

he took my shirt off and went lower and lower, kissing every inch of my skin. Normally I would have screamed at him to stop but these days my hormones have been acting on me and with all my emotions heightened, I start to enjoy it slightly moaning his name while my hans went up to his face he sliD my panties off and started slURPING up my insides like a slushie. It was when he started to suckk on my lil ball of nerves when the front door opened with an ASTrOmOnIcal Amount of force the door open bUrSt open and two clowns ran in. Two plump looking clowns in striped reD was all I saw for a few seconds in my aroused state. It was then I realised it was my two mates.

“just as it was getting good” i whispered to san as we tried to cover ourselves oP because we realized they we’re tryna film us to make a porno tape??. As Mals was trYnnA gesture at me to keep going, her clown nose detached off and rolled on to to sans ass.

mals tried to pick up her clown nose from sans ass but just ended up making it go further in his holé. "ahhh UhG" San let out a moan that I could only describe as something between an anime girl and a construction worker having a wank on his break.

now all 3 of us were gathered around sans ass, trying to get the clown nose outta his ass, we were working aT iT like a group of engineering students trying to fix a brokEn engine. Then rans had the absolutely thrilling idea of facetiming her bouyften Yuri for help getting it out. While I was trying my best to deter her away from that idea (cause hello that's mY BRO) San that mf spilled all his load on the couch

while ihu was busy trying to clean sans white mess up rans quickly called yuri up, knowing he had plently experiences with getting bALLs outta pacific holes

"yes it only works with strawberry ice-cream" we heard Yuri say. with that rans quicky went towards the fridge to look for the said icY GOodnESs. we were all confused with what yuri said, but at this point we were willing to try anYTHING to shimmy that ball out of there

"Shimmy yeah shimyy yeah shimmy yeah all allalassslll" San Started to sing. It was then rona’ came in with a bUCKet of the sweet stuff™️

She guided San to sit in the bucket and thanked the jeezis for his thin hips and snatched waist. The poor bOi was terrified as to why he was in this situation, calling for HOngJoon hyung even though he's hallways across the continent.

I was doing my best to comfort san, because even though he tried to play it off like it was cOOL*wink* i knew his ass was boutta freeze off

"okay next Yuri said we have to have one hand in the bucket with San" rans said "me MEEee" before I or anyone else could say anythinv, mals dunked her whole hands in.

mals instantly regretted dunking her hand in because it was colder than the mf nITROgen filled icecubes chan shoved up her vaheena the order day. Whilst mals was blowing on her hand as if THat will help we heard some pigeons from the balcony.

my whole face lit up when i realized my m8s were here for the rescue!

All three of us had the same idea and we ushered San in all his naked glory towards the balcony. "Okay San trust us this won't take long"

the pigeons gathered around san in a prayer circle and started chanting in some kinda weird oTher woRLDLY language that none of us had heard before. Slowly but surely the red nose started to slip out of san. This resulted in some ass simulations for the bOi and he stared get hard again, the moans now louder and echoing though the empty street

they all started to cheer clAP in joy, finally the ball was out! but wait what was that-

THE PIGEONS HAD ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED SATURN 🪐

And there was Saturn! Makinb his way downtown.

san started whIMpering in fear as he didn’t want another ball anywhere nEaR his ass after that traumatizing incident. So we all headed back inside and the pigeon follows us in probably wanting a snack for their hard work. RAns wasnt having any of it and dragged each pigeon one by one by their wings outside and made them drink the now melted ice cream from the bucket.

ihus cancer ass didn’t want her m8s to be drinking anymore of her fiancés gREASE and led them into her bed to sleep, because after all without them san would prolly still have a ball in his ass. The pigeons were all drenched in the pink liquid but they all laid down on my bed like the good slavs they were. as i put the piegeons to resting, i realized we had to do suMN about this wandering satURN 🪐

I went out to sitting room to discuss what we should do about saturn and nealrh choked out sans cum from last night case there was saturn, leaning against the kitchen door just chilling on one leg

“sup ladies” saturn beybe-nim said with a wiNK as he started to hoP towards us

"soo I was thinkinnn" Saturn started with his gay ass voice as he sat down at our table and started helping himslef to sum mashuni and roshi. before saturn could help himself to more of MY food i was coming @ him but then san pushed me aside and started walkin towards sAturn, dick first, at full speed.

"Omg I totally forgot about sans demon kink!" Mals exclaimed taking out her camer and going behind the couch for that "angle" or watever..

san didn’t heard her aNd tRIPPED on the ground, dick in fULL erection and this was when Saturns gay ass Approached him to sing "hey I just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maybe" but san got propelled towards the ceiling from bouncing of top of dick

I had ENOUGH of him flirting with MY mans and went over there and slapped saturn across his smug face.

Saturn immediately burst into tears saying something about how "none of god's niggas can be gay in peace" but the real cAtASrophe was his tears were absolutely boiling hot and dissolving the living room rug

at that moment, san knew EXACTLY what he had to do before the whole place melted into nothing. He laid down in submission, ass up as mouth open for saturn-sunbaenims tears.

saturn immidiAtly stopped cRYING and came over and slAPPED sans ass, at this point we knew we were overpOwERED by saturn and had to let him have his way if we wanted to live.

Even though I would have never been okay with it I decided to let Saturn have a quickie with my mans.this whole thing was unfair and it was supposed to be MY bIrdthay.

My girlies were comforting me and all of a sudden saturn peeled his face off to reveal he was acTUALLY WOOYOUNG all along and said “no homo bro”

"wOOOYOJnG I'm AbOUTTA KILL YOu" I screamed while going after him with ae fruit knife.

then san turned towards me and repeated a quote by the god herself “it’s not cheating if it’s your soulmate”

At This point i had had enough and scrmead at EvErONe to leave so I can go back to my room and chill in the AC with my pink m8s

while i was having some time with the m8s I realized it wasn’t really sans fault, and he only did it to save all of us. Wooyoung was to blame! did he think this was funny to do on my special day?? me and the m8s were discussing a plan to prAnK him bacc. I knew San and all of the clowns were taking refuge in my parents room so I headed there

when i went in i looked around and didn’t see anyone?? was i blind? I could’ve sworn i heard them in there. Then I went to the balcony and saw rans giving wooyoung the actUAl devil a blowjob so I quickly turned around and saw San and mols on top of the ceiling fan.

this made me even more mad! before i could address any of the problems that were going on my m8s quickly flew in to coMMeNse THe plAn. They grabbed onto wooyoung and started flyING him out of the house as fast as they could and I turned to him and said “if you wanna be saturn so bad go live in space”

My m8s unbottomed his shirt and started to fly him out almsot naked. I laughed to myslef cause he'd be having his purple nips out for the public to see. everyone stopped doing what they were doin and came out to thr balcony to see wooyoung being launched into space. But I wasn’t done with them yet! rans was cheating on yuri, san kinda cheated on me but not really? and mols probably invoted wooyOUNg here in yhe forst place.

I called for a group gathering and picked up the melted ice-cream goo with all my might and threw it on towards the traitors.

they finally got what they deserved! or did they? I looked at them and realized they were kinda elEcTRICUTING?? what the actual fuck they weren’t my friends this whole time but ROBOTS.

I gasped and took a step back in disbelief. Were they the AI robots KQ sEan kIm-nim talked about? But how did he actually manage to make and send them here?

i was so relieved but scared at the same time, at least it wasn’t my friends doing all of theese shenanigans but where were my ACTUAL frens.

The robots were now going going haywire in my living room and I was left to my own devices (literally) to clean it up and somehow get rid of them before my parents cake back.I concentrated all my negative energy on them and actually managed to throw them out of the balcony

They landed on the street and dissipated into thin air. I heard a loud elphephantd noise and looked up to see balcony San but now he looks even more like real San!

every thing was such a mess and i knew I couldn’t do it alone so i called him over to help me clean up and maybe sneak out to fiNd my real frens after that

He did a lil salute and ran straight to my house. I was extremely glads that he didn't reject me but honestly thou I did my hair the night before and was feeling like a bOUjee bitch WHo COULD deNy Me AAhA

we quickly cleaned up and went to look for the huMAN m8s

Whilst we were walking his hand slowly slipped into mine and I almost gagged on mylsef.

then I remembered sAN and how dissapeted he would be and sadly broUGHT ma hans back to myself and went aloNG. Balcony San started talking bout how he was a new trainee ata Japanese company-

we wandered along to this dark, kinda scary lookin hALL? all the lights were off and I couldn’t see anything. My clumoy ass slipped in the shiny tiles and balcony chan was too busy talking about CoLOr changing pigeons to notice it

as i helped myself up, balcony san pushed me into this bALL piT and all the lights turned on! then i saw my m8s and as i was gonna run towards them to hUg them i realized they decorated the whole place for ma borthday!!.my HUMAN m8s, rona, mols and sAN that is akakka

There was this huge redvelvet cake and a small lil stage to the side. When the stage lightings cam on I SAW MF Ikon and they started singing their songs but rock version with AcTUAl live drums and guitars. then all of the ateez members also came up from backstage and they all started singing together. San gestured atme to come up

Ateeze and ikom collabed to make me a birthday ballad song and I was fully bawling my eyes out while stuffing the caked in. From the corners of my eyes j saw rans and mals having a swimming battle on the marbled tiles.

i brought them all in for a group hug, even wet ol rans and mols and i thanked them for this amazing gift! this shore was a birthday to remember

[iwritefanficsometimes]

(Don’t) Tell Me You Love Me (More)

Did not consult my bingo card... oh well!

This was supposed to be sweet and it is not.

IronStrange. Rated T. Not a happy ending.

——

“I love you.”

The first time Tony said it he consciously braced for it. For the words that made it all a contest. For the one word that made an innocent gesture possessive and ugly. He waited and it never came, as Stephen smiled down at him from where Tony was relaxing in his lap.

“I love you, too.”

Tony let out a breath he didn’t even known he was holding, and he smiled back.

Not “more.”

“Too.”

Also.

As well.

Equals.

Not a contest.

Not a game.

Not an attempt to one up each other.

Commensal, mutual love.

——

“I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone else before.”

The room is dark around them, the nanohousing in Tony’s chest is covered by the warm blanket wrapped around him. It separates him from Stephen, but the man can’t stand the heat.

Tony thinks he might not be okay with it. But he is. He’s okay with Stephen loving him more than he’s ever loved anyone else. Because that’s not a contest between the two of them.

The love isn’t a contest.

It’s just a lot.

Big.

Big love.

“Me too.”

——

“I think I love you more today than I did when I asked you to marry me.”

An old tension flares and dies while Stephen looks him in the eyes, holds his hands, makes a promise.

“And I hope I’ll only love you more as time goes on.”

Not more than Tony.

Not a contest.

“I promise to try.”

Tony cries when Stephen puts a ring on his finger, and he believes in Stephen’s love more than he ever had before.

——

“I love him.” Stephen said as they looked down at their adopted toddler. They’d just put him to bed after he’d been a terror all afternoon, and Tony squeezes Stephen’s hand.

“I love him, too.”

Not more.

Not a contest.

Love on equal footing of a different kind.

Love so strong it’s unbreakable.

Love that survives the hard times.

Love that survives more.

——

Tony retires from saving the world, but Stephen... doesn’t. The work load at the Sanctum piles up. Then Stephen becomes the Sorcerer Supreme. He’s never around. Their son misses him. Tony misses him.

“I love you,” Tony tells him, and Stephen has a look in his eyes like maybe he knows what’s coming and he’s already accepted it. “I love you, but I can’t be with you if you’re never here.”

“I love you too.” Stephen says, and it’s the first time Tony wishes he’d say more.

More than the job.

More than the world.

More than the magic.

He wishes Stephen would say he loves Tony more, but he knows it’s not going to happen.

“Please. Stay home tonight.”

“I have to return to the Sanctum. You and Peter are always welcome-”

“But we don’t belong there, and you know it.”

Stephen’s eyes are sad, but he doesn’t open his mouth to say the words that Tony needs to hear.

For the first time, it’s a bad thing that Stephen doesn’t love him more.

It is a contest.

It’s a battle to the death.

Between saving the universe and saving their marriage.

Tony can’t even be mad.

In Stephen’s position, he’d choose the same thing.

——

“I love you, Dad.” Peter says to Stephen on one of his infrequent visits.

“I love you too, Peter.” Stephen tells him, and they hug. Tony tries to remember that the passage of time in other dimensions is different.

A bitter angry part of Tony’s mind whispers, “I love him more.”

[notllorstel]

Let's talk about Narti! I just saw your drawings and captions. I've very much got you on the sign language. But I think we have different ideas on her telepahtic abilities, and I'd love to hash that out. And I'm so weak for her being friends with the paladins. Pals, if you will.

What I hc it as is the ability to connect to the minds of another living beings (creatures/plants.etc) this is done through the contact of bare skin. Though if a more stronger connection is made. that connection still is active when there is no contact (like with the cat).

The ability that Narti species has (I’m just gonna dub them as ‘Wrexoin’ rn do make this easier) enables them to have symbiotic relationships with other beings. Mainly mutualism and commensalism. Parasitism can also be achieved (when forcefully mind controlling a being or erasing their memories etc) but is incredible forbidden among the Wrexoin (whole consent issue). 

Kinda a bit of like the Force from SW that deals with the mind and a bit like the Na’vi from Avatar.

However cause I hc Narti grew up within the Galran Empire, the Empire saw the Parasitism part of the ability useful and encouraged her to hone the skill. So Narti grew up using only the commensalism (the relationship she has with the zombie cat) and parasitism parts of the ability. Not a lot of opportunities to explore the mutulism part because others were very vary of her abilities and the ability is a two way road type of deal.

On the Wrexoin origin planet the ecosystem is filled with many creatures that use symiotic relationships. The Wrexoin evolved to be the most advanced species on the planet. The Wrexoin mostly depend on mutualism relationships. The process starts with bare skin connection to the living being and politely asking for consent (Commensalim is usually when the creature doesn’t care or can’t giveconsent like zombie cat or certain plants and parasitism is forcing the connection and taking over). 

Because of direct links to the creatures the Wrexoin are able communicate with them. Example- a Wrexion connecting with a flight creature, if a relationship is agreed on the flying creature provides with visual from the sky and the Wrexion usually repay with things that the other creature would benefit from. Maybe information, food or future favour and the they can be called upon.

This can also be done between other Wrexion (and others). Some casually to communicate from distances and to share information (lol gossip and memes)

and some closer types between panthers, families and friends. usually have deeper links to each other.

A Wrexion would usually eventually gain a familiar type of creature that they have both over time have grown closer and the connection is made stronger and remain close to each other (most time this familiar would act as a seeing eye companion).

Wrexion ability can also be used to help strengthen the mind, usually as mental protection from anything trying to invade their mind but also is able to help with other mind related areas, like trauma, amnesia etc.

And basically what happen in my comic idea with Narti (it’s been awhile and my writing is terrible, lemme try to remember it). Is the lotor and the generals are fighting against the paladins and Narti tries to touch one of the paladins bare skin (knocked the helmet off them) to control them but is intercepted by Coran who is able to mentally block her from his mind (from my idea spymaster!coran who has this kind of training and from the Wrexion themselves over 10,000 years prior) Narti is stunned cause this only happened once before (which was Haggar, but she always thought it was because she was the most powerful Druid in the Empire) and Coran is quiznaking MAD with what Narti just attempted to do.

More stuff happen and Coran and Lance get captured by Lotor and the generals. While being transported to an Empire HQ. Narti visits the prisoners without her cat and here is we get some Sign language from Narti (universal or Galran). Narti is curious about how Coran is able to block her from his mind. Coran subtle hints about being trained by one of her parents species. Which Narti has very little knowledge. Narti secretly keeps coming back to try to learn more and Coran learns she never has completed a mutualism relationship before. Here is when Coran offers a deal. Nonchalantly let us escape this ship and I won’t block you from my mind and provide you first hand experience on the Wrexions (which is Coran’s memories from the time with them). Narti first refuses but comes back later and agrees. CURIOSITY about ones heritage is a strong thing (aye keith?) 

Unfortunately Narti is found out by the others while letting Coran and Lance escape (i bet its that damn cat which is also connected to Haggar) Lotor proceeds to strike her down in one hit but fails and only injures her (also loses part of her tail cause someone grabbed and it detached). She escapes with the help of Coran and Lance. 

Then more stuff happen and duna duna eventually becomes a member of the Voltron crew. 

[lonely-little-penguin-blog]

Chill Pill - Avengers x Reader

A/N: Okay, so this was so annoying because I was feeling it with Vision and then it was like “oh my god what about Pietro that would just be hilarious” ‘cause trying to get him to sit still to look at the clouds? But guess what? You’ll have to read this to find out what I wound up doing!

Request: “After you do the song challenge, would you consider doing something litte and cute with teaching Vision how to chill out? Like binge watching netflix or just staring at the clouds? If you aren’t feeling Vision it would be cute with Pietro or Bruce too. Whatever you write I’ll read.” This courtesy of @travelwithwords.

Taglist: @courtneychicken, @travelwithwords​.

Summary: After a long mission upon which you may or may not have said something regrettable, who doesn’t want to relax? Unfortunately, it seems that some people don’t know how, and you take it upon yourself to show them.

Warnings: I think there’s no swearing! If there is I’ll just have to update this.

Other Notes: Gender neutral reader, of course. I hope you like it!

“Get off my back!”

You scowled at Vision while turned away, walking quickly.

“No, I won’t. You need to-”

“Take a chill pill.”

Frowning in a rare show of emotion for the android, Vision repeated, “A chill pill? Excuse me?”

“Take. A. Chill. Pill.” You snapped your fingers with each word for emphasis. “Chill. You need to chill.”

“My internal temperature has nothing to do with-”

“No, no, not like that. You ever, you know? Chilled?” His blank look only served to agitate you further. “You know. Relax. Do something fun.”

“I am aware of humans’ tendency, shared with few other mammals, to receive pleasure through copulation-”

“No, no, no!” you cried frantically, shaking your head. “I was not – no, no, I mean – okay, come here.”

“But-”

“Come!”

Trying to think on your feet, you finally wound up in front of a television. “FRIDAY, launch Netflix puh-lease.”

“Netflix?” repeated Vision as the program started. “Internet flicks?”

You blinked slowly. “I guess,” you finally stated, throwing up your hands in exasperation. “Hmm. You seem like a Sherlock kind of a guy.”

“Sherlock Holmes?”

“Intuitive, aren’t you? I’ll get popcorn.” Then, “Wait, can you eat?”

He turned, the small action seeming more weighted when combined with the exasperated look that he managed to provide, reminding you that he wasn’t fully robot.

Of course he could eat. It just brought him no joy.

Just like he brought you no joy when he harassed you.

“Okay, okay, I’ll make popcorn, then we can watch Netflix.”

“Ah. I see.” Vision nodded. “Netflix and… chill?”

“Vision!”

“Yes, Y/N?”

Blushing furiously, you didn’t respond, both flushed with embarrassment and anger.

If he hadn’t already been getting on your nerves, that would have done it.

He doesn’t know any better, a Wanda-like voice reminded you in your head.

Still. That was the second time he had accidentally propositioned you.

Praying it was the last, you put the bag of popcorn in the microwave, programming it accordingly as the episode buffered.

Several episodes in, Vision’s frustration with you had passed as the one piece of popcorn he had obliged you had passed his lips, the only piece it would turn out that he would eat.

Begrudgingly, but now forgotten.

Thank God.

“Is this… chilling the only type that people engage in?” asked Vision curiously, moments after he had asked if Sherlock and Watson were lovers and not quite believed the answer he had received.

“What? Of course not.” Nodding along in agreement with your own words, you added, “Binge watching Netflix is just my personal favorite. There’s more.”

“Do you think you can show me more?”

You raised your eyebrows. “What? More pent up frustration you want to forget?”

“Pent up frus- ah, yes, right, I seem to recall the reason I was-”

Frantically, you cried, “No! You’re not mad at me. Tell you what. I’ll show you more ways to chill, and you stop harassing me about that?”

“Fine. Truce.”

Shaking hands deliberately, you scowled as Netflix asked if you were still watching, for one of the first times opting not to continue.

“Come on. Let’s go outside.”

“What… are you doing?”

A thickly accented voice that could only be Pietro’s startled you out of your daydream, sitting up and startling as you noticed a lady bug on your hand, flicking it off.

“Chilling.”

“No one has seen the two of you for hours,” added the Avenger, his gaze darting between the two of you. “And you are… on the ground?”

“Better than being high,” you responded before thinking, then adding more consciously, “We’re chilling. You know. Relaxing. Because this man doesn’t seem to have an off button.”

“By looking at the sky? You are almost as low as my expectations for you, Y/N.” At your grabbing a rock off the ground threateningly, he quickly added, “Only joking. Is this really what you have been doing all day?”

“No, of course not.”

“Yes. She introduced me to the Internet flicks.”

“Netflix. Say it with me. Net-flix. You’re not saying this. I don’t feel supported in this friendship. This is a symbiotic relationship in which you are the parasite.”

“I feel this is at least commensalism-”

“Stop! You’re entirely too literal.” Then, turning to Pietro, “Care to join us?”

He shook his head. “This seems… how to say? Boring. Entirely too slow.”

“Slow down a minute. Stop and smell the roses. Or, in this case, watch the clouds.”

“Y/N, I don’t think-”

“Sit down or I’ll make sure you can’t stand.”

Pietro was firmly planted on the ground far faster than you could have knocked him over.

“Is this-”

“Hush. Look at the clouds. Don’t. Speak. A. Word.”

“Y/N. There you are.” Wanda came upon you. “You are… sleeping with all of the men in my life, are you now?”

“Phrasing, Wanda. Phrasing.” What was it with today and it being suggested that you would – no, you didn’t want to think about it. “They’re not asleep. We’re chilling.”

You glanced at the two, both of them offering no sort of hint that they might be awake.

“At least, I don’t think they’re asleep.”

Wanda tentatively approached, leaning down and poking her brother in the side.

“Definitely asleep. What have you done to them?”

“We were chilling. I don’t know what happened.”

“Chilling.” The Scarlet Witch fixed you with a pointed stare.

Her demeanor reminded you of the word’s original definition. “Vision wouldn’t get off my back so I may or may not have told him to take a chill pill and then he got confused so I proposed that he chill and he didn’t know how so we watched Netflix and then he asked if there were more ways to chill so we came out here and then Pietro was looking for us and I made him skygaze with us and I guess they fell asleep and here we are.”

“Ahh, I see.” Still slightly scared of her – for some reason, even her complacency seemed temporary – you were surprised when Wanda added, “I suppose it was about time they took a moment to relax.”

With a conspiratorial wink, she asked, “Want to join me inside?”

“But-”

“Shhhhh.”

Pulling you up with an outstretched hand, the two of you left Pietro and Vision dozing under the sun, finally slowed down even amidst the rush that Avenger life could be.

What could you say? Just because you had shown them how to relax didn’t mean you had any obligation to wake them. After all, it wasn’t like they would have any adverse reaction whatsoever to waking up outdoors with the person who had coaxed them to do so – with no small amount of threats – suspiciously absent.

A/N: Little, cute, and chill. Like me! (Nah, I’m not quite chill). This was a little hard to write because I’ve never had Netflix nor used it so I had to mostly go off of random memes I’ve seen about the service. I have no idea whether it stands for Internet flicks or not, but it just might? I don’t know. Anyway, hope this satisfied your craving, Justine! I’m sorry it took so long.

Anyone else have a request? My ask is always open, and it’ll take me a while but it might be worth the wait.

Thanks for reading! (But wait! There’s more?)

Bonus Scene:

“What do you mean, you watched it without me?”

“What, you mean you wanted to watch it?”

You put your hands on your hips. “I can’t tell if you’re mocking me or not. I want to say you are, but you don’t usually, but then again considering what we’ve been watching-”

Holding up a red hand, Vision quelled your response. “I was… teasing. I didn’t watch it.”

“Teasing?” Doubtful, you prompted further, “From you?”

“Yes.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“Very well.”

You flicked through Netflix to the newly released season that the two of you had been anticipating for weeks, before queuing the first episode.

“If I find out you’re lying I’ll watch the rest of this season and spoil every second of it as we watch it.”

The android, seemingly amused, asked, “Oh, really?”

“Fine. I wouldn’t. Sit down and shut up.”

“Vision!”

“I didn’t mean to!”

“What? You didn’t mean to pause it before the biggest plot reveal of the century? My faith in you is ruined. Ruined!”

“Fine. I meant to.”

“And dishonest too! I am disappointed in you, young man.”

“Oh, relax, Y/N. Take a chill pill.”

[dugoutofashes-blog]

So I need to share what happened yesterday because it’s literally driving me batty. 

Yesterday, my daughter noticed one of the cheer moms were over at my neighbors house with her kids ( she has three 2 girls and a boy ). She begged to go see her so I said once you eat your dinner yes. She ate her dinner, so we went over, [ from here on our I’m only going to use the first letter of the first name aside from my children ] and my daughter ran and played with the cheer mom’s youngest daughter A, my son just kinda stood there looking around, I went my to my neighbor and chatted with her in the kitchen saying how my daughter and son nearly busted me over trying to get over here. She laughed until the cheer mom’s son T came in and said Mrs. C your house upstairs smells like smoke. I don’t think anything is burning but I don’t know where it’s coming from. So C & I go upstairs because she like drags me the cheer mom’s downstairs and my son, daughter, A & T. M bolted out the door before C could get upstairs. R, J & M were all upstairs in R’s room. I’m sick mind you with a stuffy nose, she said Kat do YOU smell smoke with a stuffy nose? I said yeah clear as day smells like a cigarette of sorts...Well, E ( the cheer mom ) came up stairs J & R are in the room with me & C. E pulls a black and mild in a wrapper out of J’s back pocket and one that was already smoked nearly down to the filter. M had already left, so C had R & T go to M’s house ( literally a 2 minute walk it’s at the bottom of the hill ) to get the OTHERS back, well M ( once again ) blames R she didn’t do it, it’s all R’s fault and R hid them under the stuff on her bed. I find out, C sends me upstairs to check, and by this time J is getting beat with a belt. I don’t mean an ass beating, I mean E took a belt and just started whacking away. I find the other 2. One still in a wrapper one looks like a couple hits were taken and put out. C looks at me and said get your kids and get in the car and told R & J to get in too. I’m like i don’t have to go, i can stay here mind the fort she looks at me and says get in the car. at this point I’m not arguing I get in ( i also did NOT sign up for this at all ) I think she wanted me as a witness just in case M tries to say she didn’t do it because LAST time it was M’s nana’s lighter that was found. C only buys decorative lighters with GIANTS written across it or ornate lighters nothing less than that EVER. And she has many lighters the two found were in her car. because they BOTH had GIANTS written across it in big letters. They got the lighters and the black and milds when C told R to go get her sons ( he’s 1 ) bottle out of the car. All three of them went out and you know the rest.

Wellll.... we get to M’s nana’s house and C, E, J & R are out there I’m sitting in the car with my two playing music trying NOT to expose EITHER of them to this kind of insanity. They are NOT used to this at all. I use the iron fist with my daughter but I do not beat her. I smack her ass yes, but I don’t beat the fuck out of her with a belt. I don’t do it. I COULDN’T do it. I didn’t really hear much of the conversation between M’s Nana and C, but I could tell C was losing it and going off she told me that she told them M is NO LONGER allowed at her house anymore. I agreed M is a terrible influence. Terrible. Well I get the fuck in my house, I go the fuck HOME. Until I hear her son crying from the outside of my house a half an hour later. I go over, R is in her bra and panties ( she’s 9 so sports bra ) and she’s beating her ( i mean BEATING HER not spanking her ) with the belt and her son is LOSING his shit because she put him in his walker, and he wants to protect his sister. So me being me, I offer to give little J a bath and take him over to my house until she’s done. Well she commenses to the beatings while my two kids are there. My daughter lost her shit, R is screaming like something you hear off of a scary movie. I STILL a day later hear the screams in my head. Scary as all get out. I hurry the fuck up get the fuck out of the house. My daughter, I gave her benadryl to get rid of her allergies from a stuffy nose and hope and pray she doesn’t have nightmares. I let little J eat crackers with my son and watch cartoons he’s fine. He’s GREAT at this point. I get a message from C saying how she cannot get through to R and that she needs my help. I tell her if I come over, do not hit her anymore. You got your point across. Let me talk to her. I did. I went over with my son and C’s son, and talked to her. I think I got through to her and the gravity of smoking at 9 years old. And how she needs to LEAD and not follow. Just the typical stuff not once did I yell at her, but I had her in tears -- just as effective. Well, there’s a knock on the door, THE STATE TROOPERS ARE AT HER DOOR. Now I’m fucking worried C is going to jail for child abuse, when she opens her mouth and says whats going on there and I quote “Oh, I’m beating my daughter. She’s 9 years old and she thought it’d be a great idea to smoke in my house.” by the end of the conversation he said “commence the beatings”. I heard him say it. I left at that point, now I’M scarred that a police officer would allow a mother to beat her like that. She even told them she wasn’t decent she was in her bra and panties and STILL NOTHING HAPPENED. Why wasn’t CPS called? Now lets fast forward to this morning. I’m nervous as hell getting up, wondering what today will bring. I knew something was going to happen, I always know but I never know what or when. Well R is at my house with her brother Little J, my daughter is awake eating her breakfast. I said I’m gonna step outside. I went out, next thing I know I’m being handed a yellow piece of paper about her behavior in school and she expected ME to sign it -- forge her mothers signature and send it to school. Now, if it was my family I might have considered it, but I’m not forging a signature to someone who’s one a friend, and two, the mother of two kids i just babysit. I can’t do it. I tell her I can’t. I’m not. I’m not going to jail because your mom could press charges my kids need me and I was raised better than that. 

SHE THREATENED TO PUNCH A KID IN THE FACE AT SCHOOL.

hmmmm....i wonder where she learned THAT from?!?!?!!? Such aggression!? *coughs* her mother *coughs* Now I feel bad because she says to my face when I asked if she was mad at me, No why? Why would I be mad at you? I’m mad because monday she just got an ass beating for running away to my job and lying to my boss that I knew where she was, and then yesterday for smoking and now this. She also told me she’s going to get her ass beat for this too. I don’t want to be in this position. I thought I saw a broken family that I could “fix” and I can’t. I can’t fix something like this. Either A C needs to learn a DIFFERENT way to parent her or B she needs to send R to military school where they’ll straighten her up. Idk what to do anymore. And she’s not just punishing her once for smoking, she & E are punishing her and J twice. ( do not confuse little J with J! Little J is C’s 1 yr old son ) they’re buying two 4 packs for each girl and are making them smoke them ALL. I don’t want to be around for that. I’m like ... this is fucking torture... and yet the cops did nothing and they knew. They knew.

[blackbellsandredroses]

Damon And Elena: A Hell Of A Ride

Damon: “From the moment Stefan had his first taste of human blood, he was a different person. Suppose I should thank him. It’s been a hell of a ride.” 1x20

‘Blood Brothers’ is really just an opportunity for us to revel in Damon and Elena’s friendship, which has solidified considerably in this latter half of the season. 

Their combined effort to help Stefan curb his cravings for human blood was also a picture perfect glimpse of their dynamic as partners in crisis. 

And a chance for us to appreciate their comfortable banter and palpable chemistry before their world is upturned by the revelation of Damon’s feelings for her.

A revelation that will shift the nature of this friendship forever.

This is the last episode in this series where Damon and Elena’s friendship is not tainted by his love for her. Where their moments come across as friendly affection rather than longing passion.

But once Damon’s feelings are let out into the open things start to change between them.

Its subtle. It doesn’t happen right away, in a manner that would be obvious to them. But their already complex affinity is about to be thrown into a realm of emotional chaos the likes of which they’ve never experienced before.

So let’s take this moment to appreciate their fiery, flirty, not-quite-romantic-but-not-quite-platonic friendship one last time. 

“I couldn’t have him running around chewing on people while the town is looking for vampires now could I.”

“It had nothing to do with you actually caring about him.”

“Your thing, not mine.”

One of the more compelling aspects of this friendship and how it manifests as a romance is the way Damon and Elena challenge each other’s facades. Openly.

Damon wears a mask of detachment and sarcasm, plays the role of the bad guy to avoid the pain that comes from wearing your heart on your sleeve and caring about other people. His facade is one of general indifference to the plight of others, even those he should care about (i.e. Stefan).

Elena wears a mask of expectation and obligation, plays the role of the good girl to avoid the judgement that comes from indulging her more reckless inner desires. Her facade is one of naive innocence and righteous moral outrage, even though she’s surrounded by people with questionable pasts, questionable intentions and even more questionable principles.

The beauty of their relationship is that they force each other to meet somewhere in the middle. To stray away from these dangerous extremes of aloofness and ignorance and exist in the gray area of acceptance. 

For Damon, he must learn to accept and embrace his inner light. Humanity, of which his is actually significantly more evolved in some ways than those who revel in their emotions. 

For Elena, she must learn to accept and embrace her inner darkness. Demons, of which she has many that threaten to tear her apart if she doesn’t develop a cordial kinship with them to keep them at bay.

This is a grueling process for both of them. Something they could never have accomplished by themselves. Its something they needed each other to even attempt.

Its my favorite part of their intricate and passionate dynamic: they push each other. Hard.

They force each other to question every little thing, every thought, every action, every emotion.

And it starts in little moments like this. 

Like Elena knowing and insisting that Damon does care about Stefan regardless of how he pretends otherwise.

For now, at this juncture of their relationship, he will rebuff her efforts and deny her claims of anything remotely positive about his actions or intentions. 

But somewhere down the road her assertions of his humanity will leave him speechless or nearly so, unable to form his usual witty retort because of how she forces him to contemplate himself and his decisions.

She forces him to embrace the possibility of being a better man.

The moments in this episode are merely the beginning of that moral and emotional tug of war. A fight for Damon’s humanity that Elena refuses to lose. 

"Look, are you gonna be okay if I have to run out? I have to do an errand with the teacher.”

“The teacher? Alaric? Are you two friends now?”

“I don’t have any friends Elena.”

“Right.”

She looks deeply offended at the implication that she and Damon aren't friends. It's written all over her face.

And its another example of how she doesn't take his bullshit at face value. She knows better, sometimes even better than he does. She knows he cares, knows he loves, knows he is capable of doing the right thing in his own way.

He's the one who refuses to see it. Who makes grand claims of being a lone wolf and not forming any emotional attachments when he's so clearly invested with several people in Mystic Falls by this point.

Elena isn't the only one that he's developed a bond with this season. He and Alaric are in the not so humble beginnings of their bromance. He and Liz have a stellar working type relationship that is a friendship below the surface already.

Even before he fell off that edge into a dangerous, all-consuming love for Elena she had already succeeded in dragging enough of his humanity to the forefront that he was branching out and forming friendships around town.

And you better believe Elena knows it. She doesn't buy his 'I don't have friends' nonsense for a second.

And its obvious the writers want us to know he's full of shit because of how they end this conversation. 

“You should um… You should stay up here. You shouldn’t be down there by yourself.”

“I’ll be fine.”

“You know, you’re very trusting of him, given the circumstances.”

“So are you. Otherwise you wouldn’t be leaving.” 

“Won’t be long.”

First of all, what the actual fuck.

And second of all, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Damon can claim not to care and not to have any investment in his relationships all he wants but when he says things like this that facade of his gets shot to absolute hell. 

He's leaving her alone at the boarding house with a hungry, depressed Stefan and he warns her to keep away from the basement because he won't be there to protect her if she needs it.

And haters try to say that Damon doesn't love her.

Are you shitting me. 

How blind could anyone be not to see the character development in this conversation. It was only six episodes ago that he was telling Stefan he hoped Elena died. And here he is worrying for her life, concerned for her safety in the presence of his little brother.

Even though she isn't his to worry about. 

Even though he's utterly unaware of his love for her.

Even at this juncture in their friendship, YES THEIR FRIENDSHIP, he is anxious for her to remain intact and unharmed, so much so that he warns her away from her own boyfriend and his brother because he doesn't trust Stefan with Elena right now.

"You're very trusting of him."

"You shouldn't be down there by yourself."

Don't fucking tell me that Damon doesn't love her, doesn't worry about her, doesn't have a deep, vested interest in her wellbeing.

He's oblivious to his love for her and he still takes care to look out for her.

And she subconsciously understands those intentions, even if she doesn't know what they stem from. She knows he cares about her and that if he was truly worried she was in danger he wouldn't leave.

We are twenty episodes into season one. Twenty. Episodes. 

And she already has a firm grasp of Damon's capacity for love.

She may not view his concern for her as love yet, but she knows its something very human and very real.

“Oh god, you’re still here?”

“Were you expecting anything else?”

“Nope.”

At some point I am going to have to do an evolution of Damon and Elena's couch scenes. Because they, like every recurring element in their relationship, have seen the steadfast, angst-filled, glorious progression of this romance, no different than the fireplace or the porch.

And it started here.

Damon returns from his errand with Alaric and nonchalantly saunters over to the couch, lifts up Elena's booted feet, sits on the couch, and places her feet in his lap.

This is another moment of theirs that has the power to render me speechless.

Not because he has the audacity to do it. Its completely in character for him to not so subtly place himself in her personal space.

Because she fucking let him. She let him grab her feet and put them in his lap while she's sitting on the couch by the fire doing homework.

And again I just have to wonder: What. The. Actual. FUCK.

Who gave them the right to be so married and domestic and playful at this juncture. For gods sake we are seasons, SEASONS, away from the fulfillment of this romantic pull between them and they have the nerve to behave in this couple-like manner now.

Its like that damned fucking rose from 1x18. Its such a simple, ostensibly irrelevant moment, an action so small and unimportant that people naturally overlook it. 

And it means everything. It represents everything that is so exquisitely beautiful about this relationship.

Because even as friends they possess so much magnificent romantic potential. They naturally behave like lovers when they are far from embracing such a relationship.

Its moments like these, the ones that are underrated and understated that give the relationship and its love story so much powerful resonance. Why it sticks in your head and takes up residence in your heart and soul.

These still life intimacies make this journey all the more worthwhile. 

They make watching this story unfold in all its painful, passionate glory the most incredible of experiences. 

In Damon's words, it's a hell of a ride my friends.