#let me live okay i jst wanted to give her more freak

[kavalyera]

۪ ❤︎ ⊹. ݁ 𓂃 ࣪ 𝐨𝐜 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐥

౨ৎ⠀ׄ⠀. ─── for 𝒪phelia !

tagged by @diableriedoll , ty so much kween ! ribbon divider by @bernardsbendystraws

What would your OC wear . . .

as casual wear ,

for lazy wear ,

at a formal event ,

& to sleep .

bonus !

wedding dress

my lovely jackass of a woman <3

tagging (not forcing) : @kun16 @born-to-eat-rats @eternalera @ofmalkavians @toreadorcaretaker @dostoevskybignaturals + anyone who wanna steal the tag from me ! !

[jungshookz]

What the hell? How the fuck does this work?

Testing, testing… 1, 2, 3… [microphone feedback] okay, ow- Oh! There we go.

Hello, all of you ghouls and goblins! Welcome to Cee’s House of Horrors 2020! 

I hope you’re ready to piss your pants. Or projectile vomit. Or both! Actually, I hope both, because I would love to see it. I’m your host - everyone’s favourite demon - obviously, Cee decided to make me the host of this exciting event because… well, you see the pointy red horns, don’t you? I don’t usually have them out because they’re a little tacky, but, t’is the season, am I right? Some of you may know who I am, and some of you may not! I’m Yoongi! Or, I guess my official title would be demon!yoongi. The point is, I’m Yoongi… and I’m here to ruin the next week of your life.

Since all of your brains combined are about the size of a single pea, I bet you’re all confused right now. You’re probably thinking to yourself: ‘What the hell is going on?’, ‘Where’s Cee?’, ‘Oh, god - is this another fic drop? Jesus Christ. Why does she have to make these things so dramatic all the time? Can she just drop a fic for once and not do anything else?!’ I’ll ask you to save your questions for the end… and then just keep them to yourselves for the rest of your pathetic little lives because I won’t be answering any of them.

Anyways, I guess I have to read off this dumb script… 

‘Here at Jungshookz Headquarterz, your entertainment is our top priority…’ god, seriously? That’s the company policy? No, no. Now that Cee’s not here, my priority is to freak you out so much that you start to wonder if the pile of clothes sitting on the floor is really just a bunch of sweatshirts or if it’s a mangled, bloody-mouthed demon about to pounce on you and feast on your face. With that being said… Welcome to the very first choose-your-own-adventure tale! Ta-da! Did you enjoy the promotion for it? I certainly had fun. I’m the guy at the crossroads! You should’ve seen your face. 

The thing is… Cee’s technically already set up a whole story for you guys and all the bits and pieces are ready to be posted and she told me that all I’d have to do is post one part every day but… I read it over and it was the blandest thing I’d ever read in my entire life, and if I could go back in time and un-read it, and then pour bleach directly into my eyeballs, I would, which is why… I’m going to rewrite everything. What Cee doesn’t know won’t hurt her, right? And I know you guys certainly aren’t going to tattle-tale, because if you do, I’ll make sure that the presence constantly looming over your shoulder manifests into its physical form right as you’re about to fall asleep tonight. And, while I’m at it, I’ll throw a handful of spiders into your mouth while you’re asleep. The point is - shut your trap.

Here are the rules. Read ‘em.

Our tale will be broken down into seven parts - each part will be posted every day at midnight starting on Sunday - and the final part will be posted on Halloween, marking the end of the event. I know, it sucks. I wish everyday was Halloween.

Each part will end with two different options for you to choose from, and in order to contribute your vote to the story, you must a) like the post (don’t accidentally ‘forget’ to like the post or I’m going to ‘accidentally’ drop you into a vat of lava), b) reblog the post to spread some Halloween joy, and c) head on over to Cee’s twitter page to place your vote. …She did mention to everyone that she had a twitter page, right? Because the success of this event depends on those polls. I wouldn’t be surprised if she forgot, seeing that she’s an idiot and all- Oh, also, sending your vote in via Cee’s ask box and spamming your vote does not count. Cee probably wouldn’t want to come back to see her inbox cluttered with a hundred A’s and B’s floating around everywhere, and if that happens, I’m going to get shit for it, and she’s not going to let me host anything ever again. Don’t do it. Don’t be an asshole!

The voting period will end an hour after it’s been posted, which is definitely more than enough time for you to read and make a decision. After the hour ends, that’s when I’ll swoop in and tally up the results. The poll closes automatically, so if you miss the deadline, you miss the deadline. And complaining about it or whining about it isn’t going to help any of us in any way, you big crybabies.

The less popular option will not be posted and will immediately be scrunched up and tossed into a fire, so don’t bother asking about it.

Cee’s not here. And she won’t be here for the next seven days, which means no regular asks will be answered. That’ll disrupt the whole vibe I’m setting up here, you know? Character asks will still be answered, but I’ll be monitoring everything this week. 

Speaking of Cee, I sent her off to an isolated cabin in the woods. Don’t worry about it. Unlike the promotion event for La Vie En Bonsai - which, by the way, was the cheesiest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life - there will be no direct hotline to her phone. Now, with that being said, I encourage you to continue to send Cee messages every day just so she doesn’t go crazy in the cabin. You know, give her a little something to scroll through while she’s climbing up a tree to get away from a grizzly bear. Long story short - it’s just going to be you and I, my friends.

Here’s a list of a bunch of different time zones because I know one of you is going to bitch about having to figure it out and I don’t have the energy to listen to your shrill voices for more than three seconds. And don’t get pissed if you have to be up at a weird hour. Deal with it.

PST: 12:00AM

EST: 3:00AM (The perfect time because that’s when my friends and I are most active!)

CDT: 2:00AM

BST: 8:00AM

AEST: 5:00PM

ACST: 4:30PM

JST: 4:00PM

CST: 3:00PM

WIB: 3:00PM

IST: 12:30PM

MSK: 10:00AM

CEST: 9:00AM

GMT: 7:00AM

ART: 4:00AM

HST: 9:00PM

AKDT: 11:00PM

Okay, that’s it.

See you tomorrow at midnight. 

[otome-reviews]

Kissed by the Baddest Bidder: Eisuke Ichinomiya Route Review [SPOILERS]

“I'll let you stay with me. You're the only woman who's ever stuck with me this long.”

Hello! If you like Eisuke, I recommend you stop reading now. Rant incoming. :)

Quick recap: Kissed by the Baddest Bidder is basically the edgy adult otome version of Ouran High School Host Club. In this universe, MC, a hotel maid, finds herself sold at a black market auction to a group of shady dudes who happen to run said black market auction, after she accidentally breaks an expensive vase. And in this particular route, Eisuke, the main dude in charge and asshole extraordinaire, decides that he’ll be the one to “own” MC: “I bought you, got it? So I can do whatever I want with you.” Charming.

After forcefully undressing and taking a look at MC’s chest like the classy and respectful man he is (he has some stupid excuse for it later in the route), Eisuke decides that MC will serve as his fake girlfriend. The goal: to ward off a mafia boss’ daughter politely, while simultaneously trying to forge an alliance with her father. Turns out all the women love Eisuke for some bizarre reason, even though he’s a total bastard with no redeeming qualities whatsoever (actually, it’s even scarier when the dude pretends to be nice in this route, not gonna lie...). 

(that is the smile of a monster)

Eisuke insults the hell out of MC while giving her the obligatory makeover to become his fake girlfriend (“The worse something looks, the more fun it is to dress it up”). He also gives her a pager, and expects her to run when called within five minutes - one of his favorite hobbies is calling MC over when a text would’ve sufficed. Oh, and he kisses MC twice without her permission, under completely unromantic pretexts, to boot. Real winner, this guy. :/

One interesting thing we learn in Eisuke’s route is that the boys have a policy not to sell any woman who’s unwilling to be sold at the fancy black market auctions (in the route, a woman sells herself to escape her yakuza boyfriend and get “bought” by another love interest - I wonder what could possibly go wrong with that plan...). In any case, the whole thing really begs the question: why the fuck did Eisuke let MC get put up for auction in the first place?! Is it just because he’s a total douche canoe with too much time on his hands?? As the route goes on, we learn that Eisuke has some stupid tragic backstory about losing his parents and getting taken in by a rich zaibatsu​ family, and MC develops sympathy for the guy. Oh boo hoo...MC’s an idiot.

And here’s the absolute worst part of this route. Eisuke breaks his non-relationship with MC off abruptly towards the end of the route to protect her from an external threat (not that he tells her the reason, or anything, because communication is for plebes). And MC has this TOTAL FREAKING SWEETHEART of a coworker/manager?? who’s been steadily wooing MC for the entire route, who’s all willing to sweep in and is amazing, but nooo. MC’s developed Stockholm Syndrome in looove with Eisuke. Ughhh.

So when the external threat resolves itself, Eisuke returns to charm MC with his sweet nothings: “I can't promise anything. I'm going to keep doing what I want to do. And if MC ends up being hurt because of it... Well, she's the one who wants to be with me.” ...Fuck this guy. And not in the sexy way, either. He doesn’t even confess to MC in the end like a proper otome boyfriend (“Let's get to the point. Tell me how you feel”)! Asdkfjqofjqfidfs >(

Look. I’m not necessarily always against “problematic” otome boys. They can be fun. Case in point, Soryu, who freaking kills people for a living. Or IkeSen Kenshin, who’s so crazy he makes Jumin Han look sane, but is also kinda my favorite guy at the moment... <3. But besides being really really ridiculously good looking, there’s basically nothing positive about Eisuke. Maybe once in a blue moon he’s only mostly an asshole as opposed to totally 100% an asshole...? In short, imho Eisuke is one of the most infuriating characters I’ve ever encountered and I def. do not ship him and MC.

But if you’re still interested in his route and you haven’t read it yet, it’s free on Love365 until 7/9 11:59PM JST. Enjoy...? 😬

Choice quotes: “All you have to do is be quiet and attend to me.” “Will you be freed after the deal with Bucci succeeds, or will you disappear from the face of the earth? I can't wait to find out.” “If you go out with him, he'll keep pushing you around. Are you okay with that?" "Yes. I want to be with him.”

Personality: 0/10. I hate this guy. HATE.

Appearance: 9/10. Can’t fault Eisuke on his looks...

MC: 2/10. MC NO. ...Why didn’t you run away when you had the chance :(

Plot/Payoff: 6/10. A flaw: the side characters felt like cartoons - the mafia boss daughter in particular was super annoying. That said, the route was snappy and interesting in its own way, and I can understand why so many people love Eisuke. Things certainly aren’t boring around him.

Personal enjoyment: 5/10. You’d think I’d give this a 1 due to how horrible I think Eisuke is, wouldn’t you? Truth is, I at least enjoyed the process of hate reading this story. Haha.

Masterlist

[lovemesomesurveys]

Basics. What is your name? Stephanie. What is your favorite color? Pastels, yellow, mint green, rose gold, coral. Your age: 30. Where do you live? California. Where were you born? California.

Mention one fun fact about you: *shrug* What is your marital status? Single. If taken, what is his/her name? Your primary hobby: Surveys, Tumblr-ing, reading, coloring, watching YouTube, watching TV. Lets go Deeper… Are you skinny, fit, overweight, or obese? * Im underweight <<< So am I. Your heritage: I’m not entirely sure. I’d love to do one of those 23 and Me or whatever kits. Are your teeth spaced out or together? They’re together. Do you have a secret phobia we should know? I don’t have any secret ones. I may not list them all or talk about all of them, but I’m not intentionally keeping them a secret. Do you take any medication? For pain. Do you have any disorders? Yes, physical and mental. How strange do people say you are? I don’t know. Probably very. How is your home life? It’s good.  You have a job? Why or why not? No. Gotta secret you’d like to give out? Nah. Ya’ll know I share quite a bit in these surveys already, so if I wanted to share something I would without needing to be asked. I just don’t have anything I feel like sharing at this time. Name a guilty pleasure: I don’t feel guilty about anything I like to do.  Do you have kids? Nooo. Do you have pets? I have a doggo. Do you have a nice relationship with your mom? Yes. She’s my best friend. Do you have a nice relationship with your dad? We have a good relationship, but we’re not close like my mom and I are. It’s just different. Any step-parents? No. If so, do you get along with them? If you go back in time once, what all would you change? So many things... Do you have any regrets? Yes, a lot. Are you happy with life? Why or why not? No. Name one UNIQUE characteristic about you: I don’t know. In a Boy/Girl Are you straight, bisexual, gay/lesbian, or not sure? Straight.  What do you like in the sex you’re attracted to? It varies, it depends on the guy themselves. They’re obviously not all the same. What’s something you don’t like about them? * That jst depends on the individual. I dont dislike anything that applies to every member of every gender <<< Would you cheat on your significant other for a million dollars? No. When do you think is the right time to have sex with someone? When you’re both consenting adults (I personally believe in waiting until you’re adult, but that’s my own belief) and feel comfortable.  When do you think it’s the appropriate time to marry? If it feels right and it’s what you want to do. What about having kids? When you feel like you’re ready to care and provide for one,  and if you even want to have any. Don’t feel like you have to. Are in an open relationship? If so, why? No. That is not something I would be okay with.  Name some turn-ons: Neck kisses. Name some turn-offs: Cockiness and arrogance. Your opinion on smoking? Not my thing. Drinking? Not my thing Smoking Weed? Did it a few times, but it’s been like 6 years since the last time. I liked it, definitely preferred it over drinking, but again, just not my thing. Doing any other illicit drugs? No thank you. Cheating? I don’t agree with it unless you’re in an abusive situation because it’s not that simple to “just leave” and I understand that. Some people meet and see someone else while in an abusive relationship and they’re working out a safe way to leave the abuser.  Watching porn? Not my thing. Your Beliefs Are you pro-choice or pro-life? Are you straightedge? I wouldn’t be considered straightedge because I take pain medication (a narcotic) and drink caffeine.  What religion do you practice? Christianity Believe in death row? It’s complicated.  Your opinion on animal rights? I don’t think they need to be treated cruel and unjustly. There’s no reason to abuse them or keep them in cramped cages. Are you vegan or vegetarian? No. But like I said up there, that doesn’t mean I think animals should be treated unjustly and cruel. I’ve seen those videos where they just knock over cows and abuse them and I don’t understand that.  Do you believe in spanking [your] children? I don’t plan on having kids, but I think there’s other techniques that are more helpful and beneficial.  Health & Education Are you freaked out by Swine Flu? I was. I remember when it felt like everyone was getting it and it was talked about all over the news and I was freaking out. Are you in college? No, I graduated in 2015. What is your highest level of education? BA degree. What was/is your favorite subject in school? English and psych. Did you have a lot of friends in grade school? In elementary school it kinda felt like everyone was friends with everyone mostly, like people jumped around friend groups.  Did you participate in any activities? I was a Girl Scout. Did you take Sex-Ed? It was taught in 6th grade and then again in middle school. Worst part about high school: Freshmen and sophomore year were rough. Best part about high school: I don’t know. It had its ups and downs. If you could go back to the 7th grade for a day, would you? Yikes, no. I don’t want to go that far back. There are a few changes I’d like to make, but if I could back to like...20 that would be fine. Did you get your flu shot? No. I never have. Have you ever had Chicken Pox? Yes. What about Rubella? No.