#let me burp.

[a-little-bit-oddish]

getting a scope of my esophagus tomorrow and just realized that it goes through the nose. and i have chronic congestion. and what if they can't fit it in there. it's real swollen!!

[koriauditore]

YAY ANOTHER ONE NOW I'M OBSESSED🥰

Og drawing

[butterflysonnets]

absolutely insane that mike literally p a n i c k e d when will was like "well what about us?" because will wasn't even really making things gay he was honest to god just inquiring about the state of their estranged friendship and wondering why mike didn't make time to talk to him when they're supposed to be best friends but MIKE was the one having an aneurysm like "🏳️‍🌈⁉️ W H AT!!"

“WE'RE FRIENDS” “i know mike” “WE'RE!!! F R I E N D S!!” “right so why don't you call me — ” “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND” “… that in no way answers my question"

[emoticonheart]

Do you have any more hyperburp scenarios? Please I am BEGGING 🙏

i'm not very creative when it comes to these things, but i'll try my best!!

of course, there's the classic hyperburp stuff: earthquakes, shattered glass, cracked floors/walls/ceilings, etc. these all come with the territory, but i still felt like i should at least mention them hahaha

but now onto the more specific stuff

- random one, but someone's cleaning up a room or packing things to move or what have you. there's something on the top shelf that they need to get down but they can't reach it. they're too lazy to get a ladder, so they instead let out a burp powerful enough to shake the item loose, and they catch it before it falls to the floor. kinda a silly idea but that's why i like it so much hahaha

- OBSESSED with burps that overpower things that shouldn't be overpowered. for example, someone in the nosebleeds of a concert. the music is blaring, the bass is pumping, and you can't even hear the person standing next to you unless they're practically screaming directly in your ear. however, right during the most exciting part of the show, someone accidentally lets out a burp so loud that it cuts through all the chaos with perfect clarity, and the band on stage is forced to stop playing because no one can hear them play over the noise.

- also love the... "windy" aspect of hyperburps, for lack of a better word. for example, someone is walking home alone at night when a mugger or something approaches them and tries to attack. as an act of self defense, they let out a burp so powerful that it creates a strong gust of wind, blowing them back on their feet. no matter how hard they try to walk forward, they're immediately pushed back by this burp. eventually, they become so tired that their legs give up, and the burp blows them clear down the street.

- hyperburps don't always have to be about the power, though, they can be about length, too. like someone leaning back after finishing their last plate at a buffet and casually opening their mouth and letting out a semi decent burp. but then it just keeps going. and going. and going. and going and going and going. everyone can't help but stare as the burp continues on, not showing any signs of stopping. this goes on for a solid few minutes, if not more, and the person letting it rip couldn't give less of a fuck because it feels absolutely amazing to get all this air out.

- hyperburp talking... someone letting out an impossibly long burp (like the one described above) but instead of just letting it go uninterrupted, they just. talk through it. and not just a couple words. no, they'll have a full on back and forth conversation all while talking through one simultaneous burp. jesus that... is so hot to me.

anyways, that's all i can think of for now. i hope this is what you were looking for!! if not, please feel free to send another ask!!

and, sorry for the self promo, but if you're looking for stories with hyperburps, i've written a couple!! if you're interested, there's my first impressions series or crashing the party. no pressure though!!

[ruelpsen]

also I think it goes without saying, but Giant Computer Man holding me in his hands and burping on me might fix me

[tiramegtoons]

Hey snatcher! Bet you can't drink a bottle of soda in under a minute.

[sporco-filth]

i had a crush on a dude once. absolute garbage personality but his belches........ fuuuuuck they were good

And if our faces were close sometimes he'd belch but like blow the burp away and i felt like noooo..... bro.... belch in my face pls...

he also didn't say excuse me and I love that.

I wanted to low-key encourage him so I started burping around him and tried to be nonchalant about it

don't think it did anything tho

was still fun because I enjoy burping

[belliesandburps]

MHA vs. Twisted Wonderland. Who will triumph? (blows a trumpet)

Oof...that one's tough...

Because on one hand, literally every boi in TW is a kink crush in some form or another. But on the other hand, the kink crushes I have in MHA (Bakugou, Midoriya & Kirishima especially) kinda top any crush I have in TW, even the biggest crushes.

But on the other, OTHER hand, everyone in TW is canonically gluttonous, there are SO MANY SCENARIOS of stuffing and overstuffed moments between these lads, and both Ace and Idia, two of my biggest crushes, have canonically burped.

Soooooo, I think I'm gonna have to say...

[drpeppertummy]

a fun fact about me is when i sleep on my back a ton of air gets trapped in my stomach & occasionally makes me dream about food

[ID: a sequence of four simple drawings featuring an anthro fly dude. the sequence shows him asleep in bed, with his belly slowly swelling up. as this happens, dream bubbles show that he's dreaming of eating until his belly is enormously bloated, until he finally wakes to discover that his belly is actually bloated in real life, although not as much as in the dream.]

[askbloatedbellyblog]

[serostuffsmh]

I'm sorry that he keeps being a creep to you. 😪😞 Men like that are the absolute worst! Please stay safe from that jackass and do what you need to do!

-🐯

How I sleep tonight knowing I ruined a man’s career by sending the explicit and disturbing messages to his workplace.

[alaskan-wallflower]

yall stop drawing kyle out to be this neat freak oh so perfect guy. let him be gross sometimes. im not saying let him be a pig, a la cartman, but like-stop making him a neat freak and let him act like a teenage boy (or however old you write him, im just going off what age i write him as which seems to be the most popular age on here based off a poll i did)

example. world of warcraft. c’mon. oook at him there.

[cohendyke]

you misspell one word and suddenly you’re seeing kinks you didn’t know existed

[emoticonheart]

I love the idea of a person/character eating or drinking too quickly, because they're nervous about having to give a speech, and when they finally go up in front of the crowd, the first thing out of their mouth is a tremendous burp. Bonus points if they turn beet-red and squeak out a "'scuse me!"

Extra bonus points if the crowd applauds because the belch was that impressive and/or the character doesn't normally burp like that (if at all).

okay, i see this and i love this. but i raise you:

this character is actually in the middle of their speech, and they're absolutely killing it. the audience is fully engaged with every word coming out of their mouth; they have them all on a hook.

so that's when the first gurgle rumbles in their stomach, they ignore it. one of the many things they ate or drank before this must be taking a bit longer to digest, but that was fine. they'd deal with it after the speech.

except it seemed their body had different plans. because, with another much louder gurgle, before they could even process what was happening, their next word was replaced by a huge belch. it just roared out of them for what felt like forever, completely out of their control, and at one point it was so loud that it overwhelmed the microphone attached to their face, making the speakers screech feedback.

once it was over, all they could do was stand in silence, face turning red in absolute shame and embarrassment.

[ruelpsen]

hhhhhhh i need someone in my fandom be into burps bc i neeeeeed burping headcannons for the guys i like😭😭😭😭 i cant make them myself and i know i’ll never get them:’)

Anon, I see you and feel this so much. It's hard being into something a bit more out there kink-wise or fandom-wise, but the intersection of both is even tougher. Believe me, I know how much it sucks for there to not be anything out there!

BUT while it might not be optimal, not all hope is lost. It never hurts to ask around in kink spaces if anyone else is into [x media]. Or alternately, simply try daydreaming. It might sound silly, but a good dose of fantasizing and seeing where your mind takes you can be a great way to come up with hcs. You don't have to do anything more with them or share them (though you always could)- sometimes there can be something enjoyable about finding kinky joy in daydreams all for yourself.

[moraygrotto]

"-baby" is my favorite search term