#let her grow into the cuntiest most hypnotizing old lady ever. fuck!!!!!!!!!
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sits down. what do you think dooku would do if he needed to produce an heir for, yknow, nobility reasons. i have a self-indulgent oc about this but i am deeply curious what you think he'd do l
hell yeah dude indulge in that! very interesting question!! one of the fics i'm working on briefly touches on this - dooku's POV goes on a bit of a tangent about matters of succession (because he probably would get pestered by his advisors about an heir lmao)
so. i think a spouse is one of the last things he'd want to have in his castle, second only to an infant. if dooku absolutely had to produce a biological heir, though, he'd likely make them live in a separate manor with the other parent and only check in to make sure the child's education is to his liking. and if not. well. a+ parenting inbound, the daddy issues are gonna keep running in the family etc etc
because the thing about biological children is that you can't choose them. some jedi habits are so ingrained in dooku that i believe he doesn't care as much about his bloodline as he does about his Lineage. a bio kid is all sorts of trouble. why bother with that when for all his life he's been able to pick from the best of the best superpowered 13-year-olds?
he'd want his heir to be someone thoroughly mentored and molded by him, but not from birth. god knows what could have happened if obi-wan had at any point joined him or if dooku hadn't fucking obliterated his bridge to ventress. i am currently imagining an older asajj presiding over castle serenno and UGHHHH yeah that would be cool as fuck. she deserves that. what a thought!!
so yeah, in conclusion i think dooku would pull every lever possible to avoid marriage and conception :'D and if not he'd be as 1950s distant father about the whole heir-creating process as possible.
thank you for the ask! i love thinking about this sort of stuff!
#ask#count dooku#oh god now my brain is full of count asajj#let her grow into the cuntiest most hypnotizing old lady ever. fuck!!!!!!!!!#anyway don't let this old fool procreate <3 hand him a condom or the pill
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