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This fic is like a bag of jellybeans, with none of the kinds you hate. Little chunks of awesome texting and our favorite characters finding their way through the narrative. This is the most charming John Watson I've read yet! Absolutely devastating flirt. Sherlock did his best, but he was won over and you'll love every step. Most of them, anyway.
#go read this#fic rec#johnlock fic recs#johnlock#bbc sherlock au#teenlock#at first#but they grow up#long distance relationship#texting#so much texting#bad parents#good friends#young sherlock holmes#Sherlock Holmes#John Watson#Greg Lestrade#mycroft holmes#molly hooper#piecroft#lestrudel
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Listen, Lestrade’s pet name is Lestrudel. In case it wasn’t already known
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@lestrudel-scotlandyard :
Hey could you write a Calum one where he is super into y/n but she's Mali's roommate so Calum is hesitant to listen to his heart until he has a drunk chat with Mali about it?
Thank you so much for requesting this and I’m so sorry that it took me so long to get this out. I hope this is what you had in mind!! Love you so much and I hope you enjoy.
**gif is not mine**
Warnings: some swearing, alcohol abuse, no smut really just some foreplay and dirty words ig, lots of fluff
WC: 5484
It was so hard for Calum to sit upright in his chair as he watched you exit the hallway from your bedroom and out to the living room. Tonight was roommate movie night with Mali and Calum asked to join in since the guys were all with their girlfriends tonight which made it that much harder for you and Mali to refuse his company, plus he offered to pay for the snacks so you couldn’t say no. You were still in your bedroom showering and getting dressed when he arrived so when you came out to the living room with damp hair, some spandex shorts, and an oversized sweatshirt that Calum graciously let you borrow a while ago after a drunk night in the pool that the lot of you shared needless to say, Calum was a little taken aback.
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Calum could remember that night so vividly (despite the amount of booze in his system). You had worn only but the tiniest bathing suit he’d ever seen. It was when you and his sister had first moved in together and she had told you that her brother had a house with a pool and you didn’t hesitate to buy a cute dark blue bikini that would compliment your skin perfectly and also keep you modest. It was the first time you and he had met, he had the guys over with their respective partners, Michael doing his DJ bit (as always Calum would help out a little bit with the setting up) and once you and his sister arrived he only saw you. His brain could only describe you as the angel that had fallen from heaven and into his backyard. You unknowingly wore his favorite color and you were oblivious to the fact that your breasts were spilling out of the top just a bit. Nobody truly noticed except for Calum. Mali-Koa introduced you to everyone, sharing handshakes and hugs and the smile never leaving your face and shining a light across his dim patio. Calum came up to you introducing himself as the bassist in the band and the little brother of your roommate, making you giggle and nod your head as you introduced yourself as well. He could still see your smile in his head, hearing that melody of your giggle and wanting everything in his power to never let that smile leave your face; Calum wanted to always be the reason that you were smiling. No matter how much he wished that he could just make you happy and treat you the way that a lady should be treated he knew deep down that to you, he would always be your roommate’s little brother.
The rest of the night at Calum’s house was spent with you and the girls floating in the pool, drinking booze and ultimately Calum watching you keep the party bright and lively; dancing to Michael’s beats and your contagious laugh filling into the moments between the songs which only made Calum want to watch you even more throughout the night. Once the party was moved inside due to the breeze and decrease in temperature of the water, you rinsed off with the other girls outside before wrapping your towel around yourself and made your way over to your clothes you had left on a lawn chair. You picked your clothes up and while feeling the denseness of them you let out a sigh as pool water dropped through your fingers. You had asked Mali if she brought any extra clothes to which she frowned and shook her head.
“Maybe Calum will let you borrow some?” She looks at you with the concerned frown still on her face.
“Oh no I wouldn’t want to be a bother-”
“No bother at all, I’ll show you where to change,” Calum startled you as you turned around, watching him eagerly ascend to what you could only assume as his bedroom and wave a hand for you to follow him. You glance back at Mali and she smiles reassuringly at you then turns to converse with Andy. You follow Calum into his bedroom and see him rifling through his drawers and closet then pulls out a sweatshirt and some sweatpants.
“Here you should stay warm in this; I’ll go wash your clothes for you,” he smiles bashfully, trying to hide his blush as he takes the drenched clothes from you and makes his way to his laundry room. He would never admit to you that he was the one who got your clothes wet, he knows the outcome of his normal get togethers with his bandmates usually go until all hours of the night and maybe the off chance that you would be staying as well; he’d hoped that you would ask him to borrow some clothes, just to be able to talk to you (and see you in his clothes obvs). Knowing that he would never be able to make a move, he decided why not have a little play before the night was over.
Once you changed into his clothes you felt as though you were swimming again due to the size difference. You took a look at yourself in the mirror and let out a scuff of air at your current state as well as your thoughts. A knock at the door startled you a bit, you looked up at the door before slowly opening it. Calum’s jaw went slack and his eyes bugged out but he recovered quickly before you could really notice.
“Everyone is out in the living room, just wanted to let you know,” he says and then clears his throat.
“Thank you for this, I really appreciate it,” you say and wave the oversized arms around and smile.
“No problem,” he smiled and that was it for him, he was a goner for you though he wouldn’t admit it to anyone, not even himself really he just thought that this was an innocent brief moment of passion before he found another girl to gawk at. It shouldn’t be that hard, right?
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Even months after that pool party Calum had to get you out of his head, he couldn’t possibly go for his sister’s roommate. The consequences from his sister as well as the break up could and would set him into a frenzy which is why he’s built a wall over his heart. Calum hasn’t let a girl in, in God knows how long and he refuses to let his guard down after his past relationships, being used for money and fame as well as sex on the off chance the girl he was seeing was trying hard enough. He knew that getting so attached to somebody so close to Mali would result in something detrimental, he didn’t have the time, patience, or mental health to patch himself up again. Calum had to get away from you not only for his sake, but for yours as well. He didn’t want to be the reason that you cried and he couldn’t handle the fact that you would hate him after something he’d done stupidly on a whim.
He had tried to forget about you, he tried with so many other girls, kept getting wasted which would only make it worse to which he would wish you were the one rubbing his back instead of Ashton as he threw up the remnants of acid and liquor from his stomach. Calum even tried meditating and yoga which would result in him rolling over and falling asleep on the floor of his home recording studio dreaming about you, being on top of you, inside of you, anything that his subconscious could come up with. His dreams would result in him trying to find women that looked similar to you and start the process over again.
Once the boys saw that Calum was basically ruining himself, they decided to do something to try to get him with you, since getting him away from the thought of you wasn’t going to happen anytime soon, no matter how much he stated he was ‘trying to forget about you’.
They all decided to have a couples night which hurt Calum in the long run because he knew he’d be the third-wheel and wouldn’t want to be the sob story. Luke slyly reminded him of the up and coming Friday night would also be the roommate movie night that you and Mali-Koa would post about on Instagram, maybe even going live and trying to drunkenly bake some brownies, both of you wearing fuzzy socks, hoodies and a blanket covering your lower halves, until you moved to the kitchen to talk about your love-lives all the while still on live and entertaining your virtual friends.
Calum had watched the lives that you two had done before and it looked like so much fun, not only would he get to be with you but he could spend some time with his sister who he loved oh-so much. He was practically shaking as he asked his sister if he could join your roommate ritual and when she had replied with an, “only if you bring snacks and booze!”
He sighed in relief, already deciding on which snacks he wanted to bring. He stopped by the closest corner store and bought all the snacks that the girls requested along with what he wanted as well, sending a quick text to his sister that he was on his way and headed to your flat.
Once Cal got there he was informed by his sister that you were still in the shower and you'd be down any minute, giving a nod to his sister before making himself a drink, anything that would get him loose, and down it as fast as he could. He hoped that tonight could go as he planned and he could keep his feelings down as much as he could, maybe his blush would be hidden by the alcohol. The amount of liquor that Calum consumed could also be equivalent to that of ‘a fifty-five gallon drum’ but he was still convinced that he needed to be drunk-er just to be able to sit in the same room as you.
After your shower you grabbed an old sweatshirt that you couldn’t be bothered to remember the origin and some bed shorts to stay comfortable while you watch the movies. If you were being honest, you didn’t even remember that Calum was coming over if you had known you would’ve put on some longer pants and now you just feel like you were exposed in front of the only guy that you’d been attracted to since you moved to LA.
His bickering with his sister hadn’t seized since she chose a cheesy/sappy rom-com (that was chosen well over an hour and a half ago) that he audibly groaned at. His groan sent you into overdrive and you had to keep the redness from forming on your cheeks wanting nothing more but to want to hear it again and again. Calum was oblivious to the fact that you even felt the least bit aroused at the sound of his turmoil. You had to stand up, not only to get away from the heat that was radiating off of your crush, but the bickering made you want to pull the nerves from your ears. You made your way to the kitchen, making yourself a margarita that Mali had blended up, taking a sip and sighing, the feeling of the ice cooling your insides.
“You ok?” You hear the husky voice of the one and only. You squeeze your eyes shut tight before you turn around to face him.
In Calum’s eyes you are the most beautiful thing he’d set his eyes on, anyone could see it except that you were blind. The fact that he was your best friend’s brother and nothing more could come from either of you stayed in your mind. Little did he or anybody know for that matter that you had thoughts and dreams of the moment that he would push you up against a wall and take you wherever and whenever: maybe he would tease you a little, wanting to see just how far he could take it before you were writhing under him. You had to pinch your arm to stop the thoughts and to snap back into reality, knowing damn well that he was meer feet away from you but upon seeing him, your naughty thoughts came back faster than Calum could even look away from you. Seeing those dark brown eyes craving to drink you all in, wanting to watch him peel your clothes off to reveal your curves to him; seeing his hands, hands that could gently constrict around your throat the same way they are cradling the neck of a beer bottle, ironic but still not helping.
Clearing your mind of all the filth you grab your half drunk margarita and a second one for Mali then you give him an exaggerated nod before you make your way to the living room to take a seat next to her. Calum followed you after grabbing a new drink of his own before he sat in his original seat.
Calum knew that his blush had to have been evident on his cheeks, he was imagining tearing you apart right there on the couch, the blood was rushing to his cheeks as well as his cock, although he wouldn’t admit that to you. The shorts you wore were practically invisible to the naked eye and your hair was adorning your face with such grace that he almost could just flip you on your stomach and pull on your loose locks just hear that delicious moan-
After consuming enough tequila that your brain was fuzzed over and your body felt warm you noticed the movie was over and Calum and Mali were arguing over the next movie, typical.
“Mal you chose the last movie! Practically bored me to sleep! Can we please watch something with a little more action?”
“Guys I’m gonna head to bed, I’m feeling too good and your yelling is killing my buzz,” you say interrupting the brother and sister banter.
You stand up only to stumble a bit and giggle at yourself, you didn’t even realize you were that drunk.
“Help her you doof!” Mali-Koa says to her brother and rolls her eyes, equally just as tipsy as you are.
Calum had drank twice as much as both of you combined but he was still comprehensive, he shames himself for drinking so often that his tolerance was so high, he stood to which you just shook your head.
“I got it, I got it. I’m good.” You say and use the wall to guide you to the hallway. He sat back down at your words, watching you warily. You make it to the entrance of the hall, your room seems so far away but you take a breath and start on your drunken journey. Just as you start to waddle your way, guiding yourself with the wall, you feel a hand on your back which startles your drunken state.
“Hey I got you, it’s okay,” Calum says and takes your hand in his and uses the other on your back to guide you into your bedroom. You giggle and lay your head against his chest as he guides you through your corridor. He pulls your blankets down on your bed, still using his arm to hold you steady and he gently helps you lie down in the bed. He pulls the blankets up to your neck, tucking you in and just as he turns to walk back out he hears his name fall from your lips.
“Calum, please stay,” you whisper and move back as far as you can under your covers before patting the bed in front of you, “just for a little bit.” You whisper and smile at him tiredly.
Calums brain is running fast, the wheels turning in his head as he tries to think of a logical explanation as to why he should leave. His brain becomes even more intoxicated just looking at you as you look at him. He curses himself as his drunken brain leads him over to you and lays himself over the comforter. His tall stature leaning over you as he maneuvers himself beside you. You lay your head on his chest as he lays his arm under your head, your hand coming up to run along the valleys of his abdomen and he has to bite his lip from cursing.
Not even three minutes later your breathing evens out and he looks down at you, your eyes shut and your finger paused along his stomach. He gently rolls out from under you, sighing as he lays the faintest of kisses along your hairline.
“Good night, beautiful,” he whispers as he takes one last glance at you before turning your lamp out and shutting your door quietly. He makes his way back to his sister who is watching yet another rom-com and he can’t even be mad, he just cuddled with the only girl he’d ever wanted. Granted, she was drunk out of her mind and doesn’t even understand what happened.. god what was he thinking? This just sent him back so far in the healing process and now he won’t be able to get you out of his head for another year at best. Mali glances at him before looking at the tv then looks back at him.
“You ok?” She asks. Maybe it’s the alcohol talking, or maybe it’s his mind finally giving up on trying to hide but he shakes his head. Mali pauses the movie and pats the sofa next to her.
“What’s up?” She asks as he sits, both of them swaying a little in their tipsy state.
He doesn’t even know what to say, ‘I’ve had a crush on your roommate for almost a year now?’ No that wouldn’t sound good coming out. ‘I’ve been thinking a lot about y/n lately and I think I’m in love with her?’ GOD no, he couldn’t say that. His drunk mind takes over.
“I like.. this girl,” he pauses midway through.
Mali nods, silently telling him to continue.
“..and she’s all I can think about. She’s stuck in my head and Mali, I’m scared. I’ve never felt this way about another girl before, she’s different, so… unique, so loving, she cares for everyone and overall just so amazing,” he says and Mali nods.
“Well do you want to go for it? Can you see yourself with her in the future?” She asks, kind of taking advantage of his unfiltered thoughts.
“Mal, I can see us with kids and a house, Duke and a few others running around. The guys and you spending time with us as y/n’s pregnant belly pokes out with our second child. Mali I don’t know what to do,” he says and tears up just the slightest, his voice cracking. He realizes that he just said her name out loud, to his sister, your roommate. His head is spinning.
Mali already knew through her drunken thoughts that he was talking about you but Calum needed to hear it from himself.
“Well I know she likes you too, unless she has eyes for another Calum that I don’t know about,” she jokes. He surprised at his sister’s words,you like him back? He was blind, he had no idea that you felt the same for him. His intoxicated brain is getting too excited. “I think you should go for it,” she states, truth fully laced throughout the whole sentence. He stands up, gaining his land legs before he stalks towards your room. “I didn’t mean right now, but…” Mali’s words get lost in his thoughts as he quietly opens your door, shutting it gently before he sits back down in his original spot.
The weight difference wakes you slightly as well as the hand touching your shoulder. You hum as you feel the hand start to massage your shoulder and trail down your back. Your half dreaming state makes you imagine it’s Calum who is giving you the best post-inebriated massage.
“Mmm don’t stop, Calum,” you mumble into your pillow.
“How did you know it was me?” He giggles continuing to rub your back through your shirt before gently lifting it and rubbing his thumbs up your spine.
You jolt up a bit at his actual voice and you furrow your brows,
“What are you doing in here? What are you doing period?” You ask, hiding your blush in your pillow.
“I wanted to ask you something but I didn’t want to just wake you up and have you give me an answer while you’re grumpy,” he says and chuckles, reminiscing on the few times you’d slept over at his house and woke up annoyed and your hair in disarray.
“What do you have to ask that’s so important that you had to wake me up at two in the morning?” You ask and let out a sigh as he rubs a knot out of your back. He tried to keep his erection calm at your little noises but his mind betrays him as he feels himself growing.
“Well it’s more of a statement than a question,” he says and warily leans down pressing kisses up your back.
Your only logical explanation you could come up with is that you're dreaming, Calum would never do this type of thing, let alone sneak into your room.
“Am I dreaming?” You whimper at his lips on your back, his mind going to other places as he hears your whimper.
“No baby, I’m really here,” he whispers and climbs off from behind you and lays next to you, looking you in the eyes. He takes a piece of hair that has fallen on your face and gently tucks it behind your ear.
“Holy shit,” you whisper and look up at him, reaching your hand out and grip his shoulder, leaving your hand there to keep a grip not only on him, but on reality. He chuckles at your profanity and lays his hand on your shoulder blade, gently pulling your shirt back down before he draws patterns into your back through the fabric.
“I came in here to tell you that I like you and that I want to ask you out on a date,” he whispers, his fingers still rubbing on your back. Your brain is literally spinning from both his confession and the alcohol still present in your body. You feel the sudden urge of the snacks deciding to knock on your throat. You immediately shoot up and move as fast as you can to the bathroom. You kneel at the toilet letting all your undigested food out of your body, Calum rushes in behind you grabbing a hold of your hair and pulls it out of your face.
After throwing up the contents of your stomach, your hand leaning on the toilet seat and your head is laying on your arm as you try to catch your breath. Calum’s hand is rubbing circles on your back as he slides a Dixie cup of water under your head and whispers a small ‘here’ into your ear. You gladly accept and swallow it in one gulp.
“You could’ve just rejected me,” Calum says through the silence.
You smile and bite your lip, “you really just caught me off guard.” You say and giggle softly. Calum stands behind you, walking out of your bedroom which honestly stresses you out a little before he comes back in the room holding three water bottles.
“Here let’s not talk about that right now. Let’s go get you back in bed and drink some water,” he says which melts your heart down to the core. He helps you stand up and warily let’s go of you to let you brush your teeth. He slowly walks alongside of you, back to your bed before he covers you up. After satisfied he hands you a water bottle and kneels next to you for a second, taking your hand in his before he sighs, “I know that I would’ve somehow done something stupid to lose you, I just didn’t realize it’d be before you even could verbally reject me,” he says and bites the inside of his lip.
“What the fuck are you talking about? Calum I didn’t even get to respond.” You say and squeeze his hand. “Why don’t you just lay down and we can talk? Your knees are shaking,” you say and he looks down confused, his body still as a board, “made you look,” you joke, lightening the whole mode of the room instantly. He lays his head against your intertwined hands and chuckles.
“You got me,” he whispers. You never fail to lighten any mood.
“But seriously come lay down,” you say and nod your head at your bed. He let’s go of your hand and sighs walking around your bed and crawls in behind you on top of your blankets. Once he lays down you roll over and look at him through the moonlight cascading through your window, shadowing his features. “I like you too,” you whisper and run your finger down his cheek. “My answer is yes,” you add and the smile stretches across his face.
“Really? Oh my god Mali told me I should’ve waited and I thought I totally screwed up when you ran away,” he says and sighs, taking your hand in his once again.
“Wait Mali is behind this?” You say and look up at him.
“No I told her that I like you and she told me I should go for it.” He replies and rubs his thumb across your knuckles.
“Well I guess I can’t be mad at her,” you say and bite your lip which makes Calum’s erection grow back.
He doesn’t want to rush this relationship like he has in the past so he has to find an escape before he truly fucks up.
“I think I should better go now, you should get some sleep you’ve had an evenful night,” he whispers.
“Wait you were drinking, you shouldn’t drive.. stay,” you say, fully awake now and you couldn’t let him get away so soon.
He sighs jokingly, “if you insist,” he says tilting his head and chuckles, climbing underneath your blankets along with you. His thoughts focusing on breathing instead of his dick. You lean into him and lay your head on his bicep, he wraps his arms around you almost in a protective way. “Good night, beautiful,” he whispers, shutting his eyes.
Calum finally felt safe.
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Waking up next to Calum was alarming at first, you didn’t quite remember last night’s interaction. As you slowly opened your eyes you turned and he was sound asleep, small breaths of air left his mouth as he dreamt.
Once you got out of his light grip, you make your way down the hall to the kitchen and start up some eggs and pancakes for the residents of the house. Mali had joined you and you spilled everything that you could remember from last night to her and she listened intently.
“He told me he was going to leave but I knew he was drinking—“ before you could let her know he’d spent the night Calum made an appearance in the doorway, hair sticking up in all different ways and his sister gawked.
“I didn’t realize how awkward this’d be,” she says, “well I’ll leave you two to it, thanks for breakfast, babe,” she side hugs you before she makes her way back to her bedroom.
You smile up at Calum, “good morning,” you say and giggle at his sleepy state. He makes his way over to you and wraps his arms around your waist, pressing a kiss onto your forehead. You smile and bring your hands up, smoothing his hair down a bit.
“Mornin’,” he replies and leans into your touch.
“I made you some breakfast,” you say and tilt your head toward the pans and plates of pancakes and eggs. He looks over the top of your head and smiles.
“Thank you, love,” he smiles and squeezes your hips in affection, your insides melt. He makes his way over to make himself a plate before sitting down with you as you sip your coffee at the dining table. “What’s on your mind?” His voice husky as he eats.
“Lots.” You simply reply.
“What about?” He swallows and takes a sip of his coffee as well.
“Where you want to take me on a date, what I should wear, how bad I want to take a shower, how bad I want you to join me but I think that’s also moving too fast,” he chuckles, cutting your rambling short.
“Well the date is a surprise, you should wear something comfy, I think you should take a shower and I’d love to join you as well,” he says, “as soon as I finish this,” he motions to his almost finished plate. You blush.
“Well I already ate so I’m going to go start up the shower, you can join whenever you’re done,” he nods as you stand and make your way to the en suite bathroom. While you start bathing, Calum texts his group chat with the boys and announces that he finally made a move to which they all had individual compliments and congratulations to share with him. He puts his plate in the sink after thanking his friends and he makes his way to your bedroom. Hearing the shower running, he takes his clothes off, climbing in behind you and wraps his arms around your waist.
You jump as you wash your face, eyes closed as you lean into the water. He runs his hands up your front, both hands cupping breasts as he kisses your neck, back pressed against his front. You lean away from the water and lay your head against his collarbone.
“I've been waiting so long for this,” he whispers and presses a kiss to your shoulder, littering your clavicle. He trails up to your neck and presses a kiss into your cheek then slowly turns you around and lays a kiss at the corner of your mouth. You have to refrain your eyes from adverting to look down at him, that was the biggest struggle you’d faced, besides not wanting to jump his bones right then and there. “Am I rushing you? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.” He whispers, his hands making their way to your lower back.
You shake your head, “kiss me,” you whisper, reaching your arms up and around his neck to pull him down to your level. He presses his lips against yours in the most tender and soft kiss. Your lips mold together, he bites your bottom lip and runs his hands down your backside gripping your asscheeks in his hands, both actions making you gasp. He takes the opportunity to swirl his tongue around yours, both dancing for dominance. He runs his hands down your thighs and lifts you up into the air easily, pressing your back against the cold tile wall of your shower. He trails his mouth down your neck to your chest, leaving a lovemark right on your sternum keeping in mind that you had work on Monday and he didn’t want the kids to ask why you had a bruise on your neck. Your moans could be heard but drowned out by the water hitting the floor. He pulls his mouth away from the forming purple mark on your chest and looks up into your eyes.
“I have to stop, I don’t want to ruin this before it even starts,” he drops your legs back onto the floor and runs his finger tips up your sides, making you shiver. “But god dammit I don’t want to stop,” he chuckles and you giggle breathless. “I’ve just waited so long for this.”
You nod, “me too,” you admit, your eyes flashing up to his, you both share a look of lust. “All good things take time,” you nod, still looking into his eyes, he nods as well.
You both finish showering and make your way to your bedroom after drying off, lending him a toothbrush and a pair of your oversized sweats.
“Sorry I don’t have another pair of underwear for you, but I’ll go wash this shirt I wore last night and you can wear that,” you say and he shakes his head.
“It’s okay, I’ll wear it now,” he smiles and slides it over his head. “It smells like you,” he tries but fails to hide his smile by biting his lip. You smile as well.
He silently thanks himself for getting her clothes wet the first time they met.
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Tyson is the one who makes the rings!
MY SON, YES !!!!
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character interview
what is your name ? “Mercedes.”
do you know why you were named that ? “No.”
single or taken ? “Single.”
stop being a mary sue ! “I’m not- what?”
what’s your eye color ? “Brown”
how about hair color ? “Dark brown.”
have you any family members ? “Yes. My ma and gogo.”
oh, how about pets ? “My Lestrudel.”
now tell me something you don’t like. “When people just keep talking. I mean, don’t get me wrong. Every single thing that someone says is important - it creates a bigger picture of them, of the people they’re talking to, of how people respond to them. But- PleaSe. I don’t know how many more times I can hear you say that you love the new recording system. We don’t need five anecdotes. Please move on. New subject. Next topic, please. Stop talking.”
do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do ? “I like to dance! Wait, that’s my job. I like to find and sell intel- wait that’s also my job. Uh... I like to watch celebrity interviews on youtube?”
have you ever hurt anyone in any way before ? ”Yeah, who hasn’t.”
ever … killed anyone before ? “Yes.”
what kind of animal are you ? “I wish I could be Lestrudel.”
name your worst weaknesses ? “I’ve been told it’s my apathy.”
do you look up to anyone at all ? “My gogo. Don’t tell her I said that.”
are you straight, gay or bisexual ? “Bi, I guess?”
do you go to school ? “I am done with that shit. But, I am never done with learning.”
ever want to marry and have kids one day ? “I can’t think that far ahead.”
do you have fangirls / fanboys ? “I guess I do, according to my insta account.”
what are you most afraid of ? “Losing the things I have decided are important to me. Making things important to me. And then losing them.”
what do you usually wear ? “Leotard, tights, crop jumper, tracksuit bottoms - that’s for the morning warmups. Other days, I don’t have a usual outfit. I have an extensive wardrobe and I would hate hate for any of my clothes to feel ignored.
what’s one food that tempts you ? “Chocolate cake. Ugh. Chocolate fudge cake, with cream. All that chocolate.”
am i annoying you ? “Yes.”
well, it’s not over ! “Of course not.”
what class are you ( low class, middle class, high class ) ? “Middle class.”
how many friends do you have ? “I have at least two!”
what are your thoughts on pie ? “It’s....pie, I guess. I like apple pie?”
favorite drink ? “Caramel latte.”
what’s your favorite place ? “Sitting on the sofa in Joshua’s apartment with a cup of coffee in hand.”
are you interested in anyone ? “There are a lot of people who I’m interested in-”
that was a stupid question… “-what?”
would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean ? “The lake. I like how open the ocean is but it’s hard to determine and prepare for how the ocean will act. A lake is calmer.”
what’s your type ? “Someone who know’s what they’re doing, whether they should be doing it or not. Someone who likes to play. I want someone who is in control, and I would like to see what they’re like when they’re not in control.”
any fetishes ? “Hm. Yeah.”
seme or uke ? “What?”
camping or indoors ? “I need more context. You mean sleeping? Of course I prefer sleeping indoors.”
who asked me to interview you ? @diicktective
who would you like to send me to ? @fuascailt @onlylivinboy @agentjjkelly @iamdarcylewis @klavz @stcriestcld (duvessa)
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Scrolled WAY back in my blog to find the Greg Lestrudel post and it is nothing how I remember it. 🤷🏼
Still fantastic work though!
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@detective-lestrudel guessed that I would die for Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Peter Parker, and it’s so scarily accurate that boy let me tell you I was jungshOOK AGH BOI R U IN MY HEAD
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1) The meaning behind my url:@mullroy was the original owner of this blog! They photoshopped pictures of various Sherlock characters onto desserts, and the main ship was Lestrudel X Piecroft, aka piestrudel. It was all based on a joke from some Sherlock Fic where Sherlock meets John by texting a wrong number. And then they gave the blog to me!!I haven’t watched Sherlock in years but the url feels like My Brand now so
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Namjoon kissed the tip of Jin’s nose.
“At least you’re still beautiful.” He winked.
Jin slapped his arm
“I’m always beautiful.”
Excerpt from Dab boi,Miss_ lestrudel(ao3)
Soft! Namjin for @momoiro-glowstick
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Detective Mana Lestrudel
(THIS IS STILL FUNNY.)
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LESTRUDEL IS MY FAVORITE!!!
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my url progression has been so wild like i started out as accioremus then went to f-itzgeralds > late-nights-in-harlem > lestrudels > sweaterbatch (for a bit) > uhwincest > saintcrowliis (for like 2 hours) > jakegylls > piningholmes > softest eve > brothers holmes (for 3ish months) and now back to softesteve
what a ride
#shut up mckinley#piningholmes may still be my fave#ALSO i'm thinking of changing to acesteves?#idk i'm into that
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Would you use a laundry soap that smelled like apple strudel?
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GUYS I PAUSED THE EMPTY HEARSE AND REALISED HOW UNNATURALLY HAPPY THE GUNMAN LOOKS WHILE GETTING HIS TEA I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS LIKE LARRY THE LAMB
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LESTRUDEL IS BAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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19) What does your URL mean?It's a very obscure reference to a Sherlock fanfiction which featured Mycroft/Lestrade as a side pairing. They went to bakeries together sometimes and called each other "Lestrudel" and "Piecroft." @mullroy made this account to make photo edits of Food Sherlock, then have the account to me when I wanted a tumblr. Years ago.
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