#lestappen on and off track terrorism

[valyrfia]

max saying that either carlos or charles can be his biggest opponent "depending on who can be the most consistent" on the same day that charles is insistent on highlighting his own incredible consistency in media oh this is a highly calculated coordinated attack

[maxplaining-leclerifying]

look, there’s a lot of conversations happening around this gp but.

WE’VE GOTTEN LESTAPPEN ON TRACK DUELING BACK.

alright, is it for the positions we want? (p1 and p2)? no.

BUT THEY’RE BACK BABY.

charles defending max off on those ancient tires in that lawnmover of a car??? GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN SINCE MONACO.

watching on the live timing as their little dots were overlapped? AMAZING.

welcome back track terrors, we missed you.

[monacodarling]

Where is my lestappen kart dads au

Kimi and Ollie gokart and are like rivals and are quite popular for being track terrors but off track they are actually best friends

On the other hand their respective dads…are off track terrors like the stewards and coaches get tired of them complaining and they have this tension and when they had a parents kart racing event the inchident happens

And maybe Kimi and ollie do parent trap and forces their dads to get along….

…ends up as step siblings in the process lmao

[leclerc-s]

big reputations - part eight

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charles leclerc i've decided that this week i will be driving like a menace.

daniel ricciardo i see track terror is making a comeback this week.

max verstappen no more inchidents please.

charles leclerc mate let it go already. it's been over 10 years.

max verstappen admit you pushed me into that puddle and i'll let it go!

oscar piastri i see why the entire internet is convinced you two are secretly dating

charles leclerc excuse me? max verstappen they're what? sabrina carpenter lestappen is lestappening

daniel ricciardo to be fair, they think k-mag and nico are in love with each other, have been since the whole 'suck my balls' thing

daphne jones didn't we have this conversation already?

max verstappen that was in the other group chat

sabrina carpenter YOU HAVE A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT US? THIS IS TREASON!

oscar piastri OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

charles leclerc THIS IS TREACHEROUS!

daphne jones oh grow up, it was started before you three were even in the picture. we don't use it much these days.

sabrina carpenter good. otherwise i'd throw a fit.

max verstappen don't you always?

sabrina carpenter i will make your life miserable verstappen

max verstappen you already do by existing every day.

lando norris MR. RICCIARDO ARE YOU OR ARE NOT A MASTERMIND?! THE TWITTER GIRLIES WANT TO KNOW!!

daniel ricciardo the hell are you talking about lando?

pierre gasly so you saw the same twitter thread i did?

max verstappen i completely forgot daphne had performed at the 2016 austin grand prix.

lewis hamilton huh that did happen

lando norris DANIEL ARE YOU A MASTERMIND?

logan sargeant was going to ask why but then i realized what the song is about.

mark webber i don't get it? what's the song about?

oscar piastri forgive him, he's uncultured.

mark webber that's it, no more sabrina time for you. oscar piastri sabrina said you can't separate siblings. tell him charles! charles leclerc yeah! what she said! lando norris wait a fucking minute, are you all together right now?

carlos sainz is that family thing working for you guys?

max verstappen it actually is. you should've seen the group chat after texas.

max verstappen on second thought maybe not. daniel ricciardo yeah, that's not a good idea. oscar piastri things were said by sabrina. charles leclerc well when you say it like that you make it sound bad. nothing bad was said, they're being dramatic. although, she might be in love with fernando daniel ricciardo you do remember the spa inchident don't you? alex albon they call him fernando rizzlonso

lando norris renamed daniel ricciardo

mastermind hilarious lando. truely.

lando norris you never confirmed or denied it. i took matters into my own hands.

pierre gasly question for sabrina, how does one get a song like nonsense written about them?

sabrina carpenter what an odd question pear gasly, i'd say by dating a singer? which is better for me because that way i can steal your girlfriend with no obstacles.

aelx albon she's a menace.

max verstappen THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!

oscar piastri it's not that great of a song. i don't get the hype?

sabrina carpenter added one person

sabrina carpenter oscar's been disowned. he didn't know the words to love story.

charles leclerc max doesn't either?

oscar piastri what the hell are you talking about sabrina?

sabrina carpenter i saw that mclaren video.

daphne jones it's one song sabrina, let it go. this is not going to turn into another spa situation.

yuki tsunoda excuse me while i go scream into the void

logan sargeant wait for me! lance stroll and me!

lando norris daniel probably

sabrina carpenter lando with all of his teammates

lando norris man fuck you sabrina

carlos sainz what's the spa situation?

daphne jones you don't want to know, trust me. oscar piastri for your sanity, you don't want to know. daniel ricciardo please don't get her started again.

sabrina carpenter mr. sainz, you truly do not want to get me started. as i said before, i may not have been present for spa but i can and will bite ankles for oscar.

mastermind so who's free to go to daphne's concert in argentina on the 11th?

lando norris SIGN ME TF UP!!

yuki tsunoda I'M IN!

alex albon depends, can i bring lily?

mastermind of course! - sabrina mastermind that's my wife! - sabrina

logan sargeant ready to dance along to the fearless era

mastermind bold of any of you to think you have a choice. I EXPECT ALL OF YOU THERE! - SABRINA

mastermind love the name btw - sabrina

charles leclerc to quote sabrina, "i expect ass shaking for vigilante shit."

oscar piastri dear i god i hope none of you do that.

lando norris well now i'm going to.

sebastian vettel well she's certainly something.

max verstappen she's a menace.

lewis hamilton huh, sounds like someone back in 2016 to 2018. max verstappen YOU TAKE THAT BACK! lewis hamilton i don't think i will

mastermind JUSTICE FOR ABU DHABI 2021 - SABRINA

oscar piastri she just likes to stir the pot.

mark webber sounds like someone else and the infamous alpine tweet.

oscar piastri okay, that was one time.

esteban ocon argentina right before vegas? doesn't seem like a good idea to me but i'm in.

lando norris BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!

jenson button so is daniel dating daphne or not?

mastermind that's a secret i'll never tell - xoxo gossip girl.

alex albon something is brewing i can feel it.

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[ace-race-ace]

Lestappen headcanon ✨

(For day1 of 16 days of Lestappen)

Track terror Charles Leclerc, always up to no good. ⬆️

Champion in waiting Max Verstappen, forced to be more serious ⬆️

Charles and Max are the ultimate rivals on track - but off track, they couldn’t be more different.

Charles loves messing with people, with little pranks here and there but Max is much more reserved. Charles thinks it’s because he’s shy and becomes determined change that.

One day, they both get beat by this random kid - and Charles needs to take revenge! He decides he needs an accomplice.

He finds Max sulking, disappointed to have lost. Charles comes up to explain his plan in broken English and wild hand gestures for words he couldn’t remember. This gets Max to smile and agree to help.

They set up something simple, like a bucket of water on top of a door. They huddle together to watch.

They burst out laughing when the other kid gets drenched. Charles laughing the most, rolling on the floor. Max can’t stop smiling

They get up to many shenanigans after that..

[pressradio]

i have such a love-hate relationship with Max. On one hand, sometimes i find myself even rooting for him (esp when he’s against the dreaded orange team and their token f-boy). and i kinda like their “destined rivals” relationship with Charles.

but sometimes, he just says something and i’m immediately put off.

Yes, I kinda also go with “If I can’t get Charles win, let it be Max” (or Lewis, probably until he isn’t in Ferrari)

I like Max in general: his nerdy nature that chooses sim racing instead of proper rest, him being a hater in press and the fact that he dgaf about pr and deliver his thoughts without filtration (I don’t like his thoughts most of the time, but I like the trait itself). And I like him on track also most of the time.

But there is also but, because if there hadn’t been “but” I would support him instead of Charles.

I still don’t get last year 1-lap track terrorism against Charles. Like uwu lestappen is cute (really cute in everything), but like bro you wouldn’t have died if you overtook 2 laps later, you had freaking rocketship under your ass.

As I said I don’t like most of his thoughts and “neutral i’m not interested in politic” position. I mean Charles is also questionable but he at least trying to make it more pr and pretend he is not educated enough. But it’s OK.

But recent hypocrisy is killing me. “I had my wheel-to-wheel battles, I just want to win with 20 seconds lead”. And it’s apparently not boring, like those people in midfield entertain audience. Very convenient. But when he ended up in midfield it started being boring.

And then we have Max fans with insane insecurity level who feel in danger because of ONE Leclerc win in 2 years. Oh no, in a good car under insane pressure mistake-prone doesn’t do mistakes, but our mature mistake-free champion does. Who could imagine that the car plays a key role in driver confidence. Secret knowledge.

(To clarify, I think that doing mistakes is totally OK, they are not robots. What pisses me off is fans’ “IT’S NOT THE SAME” agenda)

To finish this rant, I would say (again) that Max wouldn’t survive a season in Ferrari. Especially in pre-Fred Ferrari.