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m4gp13 · 7 days ago

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the absolute funniest outcome for catholic!Ethan in an Ethan lives au is him becoming a priest. the religious equivalent of moving city and changing your number after graduating to avoid everyone you hated in school. it's especially funny with the implications that capital-G God is also real in the rrverse which implies that all the religions and belief systems co-exist and just mind their own business. so Ethan becoming a priest would put him firmly under the jurisdiction of the Christian God and basically act as a restraining order against any Olympian bullshit. like, oh you want Ethan to do a quest for you? you want to send some monster to kill him? sorry, you'll have to consult the Virgin who will judge if your predicament is extreme enough to be brought to Our Lord and Saviour (it won't be)

#pjo #percy jackson #ethan nakamura #“Nemesis? sorry the only holy mother I know is the Virgin Mary praise be amen”#whenever some greco-roman bullshit starts getting too close to his church #he sprays them with holy water like a cat trying to swipe food off the table #it doesn't do anything but the reminder is enough #also #imagine Al looking on from a distance and foaming at the mouth because this priest shit is very attractive to him #but it also means that he Can't Touch #lest archangel gabriel drag him away by the hair and dump him at Hecate's feet #to be told off for meddling with other religions and trying to fuck a priest #Ethan on the other hand is loving the peace and quiet #he pulled a “new phone who dis?” on em

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