#lesbian mayor

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, in the middle of a live-stream: Hey, Stevie. I was thinking about something you said the other day and I’ve got a question

Steve: …Oh-kay?

Eddie: The other day you said that your parents used to make you go to benefit dinners with the mayor, right? Mayor Kline?

Steve: Um, yeah? I think. They were donors. They campaigned for him.

Eddie: Uh-huh. That’s what I thought.

Eddie: So.

Eddie: Your parents helped fund you being drugged and tortured by Russians.

Steve:

Steve, taking all this in: Huh.

Eddie: Huh, indeed.

[jareauism]

SWANQUEEN IS SO BACK

[mysteryincoutofcontext]

My response to the new velma show is whatever Skipper Shelton means by this

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

¨Could transition have saved her?¨ but I make it real!!!!

Poor Chief and the rest of the Griffin Rock who will have to deal with the Mayor's new shenanigans...

@asmoteeth @oldeubagel

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Ask no Question, hear no lie (dp x dc)

"This better be good," Renee started as she slid into the diner booth in front of her best friend. "I had to cancel a date for this."

"Kate?" Charlie said with that placid expression that just begged for a punch. "Or are you two broken up again."

"Charlie if you don’t start talking right now, I’m walking right back out," she warned 

"Still broken up then," Charlie said as he nodded sagely.

Renee took a deep breath before releasing it slowly. She would not shoot her best friend, she told herself. No matter how annoying he was. "Just tell me what I’m here for."

Charlie leaned forward and Renee mirrored him unconsciously. "I’ve been investigating some shady arms deals recently."

"Do arm deals even register in Hub City?"

"They do when it’s a new supplier with tech powered by an all-new power source," Charlie said as he started tapping on the table and Renee leaned back to contemplate the information.

"Who’s the new player?" She asked

"I don’t know," he answered, pondering. "But I've heard Leblanc has insisted on a face to face meeting."

"When?" Renee asked.

"Tonight," Charlie said with a smirk. "You up for it, partner?"

She sighed. "A little forewarning would’ve been nice."

"Please," he tilted his head, amused. "I’m sure you packed everything you need for this and more."

"Still," Renee said though they both knew he was right.

A few hours later, they were laying in wait on the rooftop overlaying a dark, grimy alley that smelled vaguely of urine even so high up. They were both in their Question apparel, only the face mask being left off. 

"It’s been two hours already," Renee grumbled as she looked through the binoculars she’d brought. "Either your guy is late or the tip was bad."

"One would think you’d be more patient on stakeouts considering," Charlie piped up.

"One would be wrong," Renee answered as she turned to glare at the man who looked as unruffled as ever, the bastard. Then he perked up.

"Shhh," Charlie said and she turned back towards their query. 

Out of the shadows were coming a group of men looking armed and mean. 

"Leblanc & goons," Charlie said quietly and Renee looked down, as the guys spread out on one side of the Alley. They settled in place for a few minutes before settling down. It was calm again, but there was now a tension in the air.

Then, from the other end of the Alley walked in a lone man dressed in a black suit with a red bolo tie, his gray hair tied in a ponytail. 

"Gentlemen," he started affably. "What a pleasure it is to meet you at last."

"Masters," Leblanc answered. "You showed up."

"I’m a man of my word," the newly-dubbed-Masters said with a cold smile. "Am I to assume you are as well?"

"You’ll get your money once I get my shipment," the arms dealer answered.

"You have it," Masters answered glibly. 

Leblanc gave him a look and Masters smiled.

The arms dealer took out a phone and talked quietly in it for a few seconds before he snapped it close and turned towards Masters again.

"Would you look at that," Leblanc then said, "you really are a man of your word."

"As I said," the suited salt-and-pepper man deferred as he shrugged.

"Pity for you, I’m not," the arms dealer said with a smile, and Renee tensed but even as the goons raised their guns, Masters only sighed.

"What a shame," he said and then snapped his fingers. "Boys," he barked sharply. 

From the ground emerged a handful of giant neon green vultures wearing… were those fez hats?

Renee wasn’t the only one taken aback, as the goons stood gobsmacked for a second, and it was a second too long. As a group, the vultures all dove for the gun-toting goons and in a few seconds it was over.

Masters alone stood in the alley littered with still bodies. 

"I hate when my plans fall through," he muttered as he nudged one of the bodies laying on the floor. Then he continued, his voice pitched louder, "Make sure none of them remember about tonight."

One of the vulture straightened. "Will do, Boss."

"And get the ecto-guns back to the mansion," Masters added. 

The same vulture did a little salute before turning towards the other birds. "You heard the Boss, get to work!"

All the vultures scattered, with half of them flying off and the other half diving for the downed men, as they dove through them - no, Renee thought, it was more like they dove into them.

There were a few moments of stillness before all the birds flew right back out and then away to rejoin their flock.

"Where have the honest crooks gone," the man bemoaned to himself once he was alone once again, walking out of the alleyway. "This industry has gone to the dogs…"

As he disappeared from view, he was soon too far for Renee to catch his mutters and silence fell again.

After a few minutes, once she was sure they were alone, she turned to Charlie, with slightly wide eyes. "What the hell was that?"

"That," he answered with a gleam in his eyes, "is an excellent question."

[cgrian]

ID 1: five drawings on one digital canvas featuring various Hermit/MCYT ship pairings. Every image afterwards is the cropped, isolated versions of each drawing, individually described below.

ID 2: Grian and Mumbo drawn over a real-life photo of a woman holding up a man by his legs against a chain link fence as they kiss. Grian is lifting up Mumbo.

ID 3: Doc and Grian drawn over a real-life photo of a woman smugly caressing a happy muscular man's chest. Grian is caressing Doc.

ID 4: Grian and Mumbo drawn over a real-life photo of a short man leaning on a counter while flirting with a tall woman at a bar. Grian is flirting with Mumbo.

ID 5: Martyn kissing Ren's forehead. Ren is dressed in his Red King outfit, and Martyn is dressed in his usual green shirt.

ID 6: Scar resting his head on top of Bdubs'. Scar is wearing his mayor outfit, and Bdubs is wearing a light blue shirt. On the right, a small doodle of Grian holding up queer and transgender pride flags is captioned "be who you aaare". End ID

[rattinahatt]

Little art dump of my other drawings from this week!! Lola sketches and Mingus drawings- a Mingus thats actually lined + my swap au’s Mingus concept doodles!!

[ameliathefatcat]

Paw Patrol LBGTQ headcanons

Ryder: Bi

Chase: Straight (sorry I hate him so he’s straight)

Rocky: Gay

Zuma: Bi and genderfuild (all pronouns)

Marshall: Bi

Rubble: Ace

Skye: Bi (preference for boys)

Everest: Lesbian

Jake: Bi (preference for girls)

Mayor Humdinger: Homophobic

Mayor Goodway: Idk but she’s not straight

Katie: Straight

[theonlylittlegoose]

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk my garden forever.” Alfred Lord Tennyson

Felt very inspired by this 🖤

[lavender-gayz]

I know Dulcie’s having a terrible time throughout, but episode 6 of Deadloch might be my favourite

“Well, I would say to them, Jeremy, that the killer is only targeting cis-het white men, and our market research shows that that's a far cry from our Feastival patron demographic. In fact, given that the victim demographic is usually responsible for the perpetration of violence, Deadloch may well be the safest place to be right now for many members of our Feastival community.”

“Imagine if you'd arrested Skye! I'd have divorced you on the spot.” (Promise?)

“And I know this because my wife told me because I am blended into this situation like an onion in a soup.”

“Who is taking notes? This is just numbers!”

“Ma'ams, sorry I'm late. I got poisoned.”

“It [the voice-to-text software] doesn't understand our accents.”

“Killer dyke! Not you; your mum!”

“Why does Margaret Carruthers get to decide who deserves what?” :(

“Ever since Trent got murdered, you and your mum have been creeping around like you're the fucking Hamburglar twins.”

“I’m pregnant and I can't be committed to this relationship if you're a serial killer.”

That shot of Margaret Carruthers in front of the antlers doubling as devil horns. That's the stuff, baby!!!

THE FIGHT

Cath blithely missing that Dulcie had been miserable for five years :(

“Maybe you'd have remembered the date better, Dulcie, if you were at home babysitting Tom with me that weekend instead of FUCKING SOME OTHER WOMAN IN A WORK SHOWER.”

“Right now, my job's more important than us, Cath. It's more important than you.” OOH.

Bobbing bodies at the Cinema Aquatica, or Floating Flicks. They’re both good names!

[friday411]

🌈Gavin Newsom - Proud Ally🌈

Our ally said 20 years ago "In the city of San Francisco All lovers can marry Each Queer, Gay and Fairy" 4,000 plus couples then did so!!

-=<+>=-

I chose to reclaim what were once slurs.

It takes ammunition from the intolerant.

I understand this will probably upset some folks, but i mean absolutely no disrespect to anyone in our community.

-=<+>=-

Tags in the comments as well.

Please LMK if you want on or off the tag list!

@stellacartography @totallysilvergirl @calaisreno @keirgreeneyes @peanitbear @ghostofnuggetspast

[crossover-enthusiast]

I keep forgetting to post this

[bethncherry]

vote for beth and cherry here! :3

LIVE LAUGH LESBIAN PROPAGANDA

now with merch

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Practicing more varied body types because I need to get better at it. I'm open to any critique.

So have these two pretty ladies 💚

[almostshamelesspenguin]

mayor holiday voice: end of my bloodline because one of my kids likes girls and needs the medication to be one. the other is presumed dead

[spaceypumpkin413]

The mayor says gay rights