#4. hamburglar twins!!

[lavender-gayz]

I know Dulcie’s having a terrible time throughout, but episode 6 of Deadloch might be my favourite

“Well, I would say to them, Jeremy, that the killer is only targeting cis-het white men, and our market research shows that that's a far cry from our Feastival patron demographic. In fact, given that the victim demographic is usually responsible for the perpetration of violence, Deadloch may well be the safest place to be right now for many members of our Feastival community.”

“Imagine if you'd arrested Skye! I'd have divorced you on the spot.” (Promise?)

“And I know this because my wife told me because I am blended into this situation like an onion in a soup.”

“Who is taking notes? This is just numbers!”

“Ma'ams, sorry I'm late. I got poisoned.”

“It [the voice-to-text software] doesn't understand our accents.”

“Killer dyke! Not you; your mum!”

“Why does Margaret Carruthers get to decide who deserves what?” :(

“Ever since Trent got murdered, you and your mum have been creeping around like you're the fucking Hamburglar twins.”

“I’m pregnant and I can't be committed to this relationship if you're a serial killer.”

That shot of Margaret Carruthers in front of the antlers doubling as devil horns. That's the stuff, baby!!!

THE FIGHT

Cath blithely missing that Dulcie had been miserable for five years :(

“Maybe you'd have remembered the date better, Dulcie, if you were at home babysitting Tom with me that weekend instead of FUCKING SOME OTHER WOMAN IN A WORK SHOWER.”

“Right now, my job's more important than us, Cath. It's more important than you.” OOH.

Bobbing bodies at the Cinema Aquatica, or Floating Flicks. They’re both good names!

[stupidsexyseguin]

okay, the updated list of awesome games from 2017-2018:

Stars vs Panthers brawlfest

Avs make playoffs in do or die final regular season game vs team who is going for the same wildcard spot, the Blues

Hamburglar steals game 5 of SCF round 1 for the Avs

Caps home opener (Ovi gets 4 goals, Aussie Walks gets a butt goal)

Jamie's second hattie of the season

Blackhawks emergency goalie- blocks a Laine shot, wins game.

Habs winning 10-1 over Red Wings

Mitch Marner's 5 pt night

DANSK DANSK revolution

Flower's playoff shutty(ies)

Mack's five point night

Leafs vs Sharks (Kadri rips our Jumbo's beard)

Avs and VGK game 4 regular season

CBJ wins 7-5 against the oilers with 5 unanswered goals

the Sedin twins last home game in which Daniel scored the GWG in OT with an assist from Henrik

if there are more you think should be here, please let me know!

hello hockey tumblr,

please tell me what you think were the best games of last season and why?

any team, any reason, any result.

I’m really curious to know!