#ler!naruto

[allnightstay]

Day 19 - Tickle Fight! 💥

Summary: Naruto and Sasuke had been training, but the blonde decided to pull a move he thought would win the fight for sure. He might've been wrong...

Lee: Naruto, Sasuke

Ler: Sasuke, Naruto

Happy TickleTober! 🎃🪶 I hope you enjoy~

The training grounds were quiet, with only the rustling leaves and the sound of Naruto and Sasuke’s footwork breaking the stillness. They had been sparring for a good hour, each trying to one-up the other, as always. Naruto stood panting, hands on his knees, sweat trickling down his face.

"Giving up already?" Sasuke taunted, his usual smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.

Naruto shot back up, blue eyes flashing with determination. "You wish! I just-" He huffed for breath. "-need a minute to strategize!"

Sasuke scoffed, crossing his arms. "Right. Like you ever have a strategy."

But Naruto’s grin suddenly turned mischievous. "You know, Sasuke, I think I do have a plan now."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, clearly skeptical. "Oh? And what stupid plan would that be?"

Naruto crouched, muscles tensing as if he were about to pounce. "Tickle jutsu!" he cried, launching himself at Sasuke with a wild grin.

Sasuke barely had time to dodge as Naruto tackled him to the ground. "What the...Naruto!" Sasuke snarled, struggling beneath him.

"Gotcha!!" Naruto grinned triumphantly as his fingers darted to Sasuke’s sides, wiggling them playfully along his ribs.

Sasuke twitched violently. "Hng- N-Naruto! Stop that!" he growled, but a small, involuntary gasp escaped his lips when Naruto hit just the right spot.

"No way!" Naruto grinned even wider, encouraged by Sasuke’s reaction. "You’re ticklish, aren’t you, Sasuke? I knew it!!" He upped his speed, attacking Sasuke’s ribs and stomach with merciless little pokes.

Sasuke thrashed, lips pressed into a tight line as if he refused to let any laughter escape. "Naruto-!" he warned, his voice dangerously low.

"Come on, just laugh already! You’re totally losing!" Naruto said, hands working furiously to keep up the tickling.

Sasuke’s patience snapped. "You idiot- ugh fine!"

In one swift movement, Sasuke flipped them over, pinning Naruto flat on his back. Naruto blinked up at him, startled.

"W-wait, what are you-"

But before he could react, Sasuke’s hands descended on him with precision, fingers expertly kneading into his sides.

"HAHAHA!! No! Sasuke, not you too! HahahaHAHAHA!!!" Naruto’s laugh burst out immediately, loud and wild as he squirmed beneath Sasuke.

Sasuke’s smirk deepened. "What’s wrong, Naruto? Can’t handle a little tickling?" His tone was calm, but there was a distinct glint of amusement in his dark eyes.

"NAHAHAHA OKAHAHAHAY! I’m—HAHA—I’m sorry!" Naruto gasped between bouts of uncontrollable laughter, kicking his legs wildly to no avail. Sasuke's grip was unrelenting, and every touch sent Naruto into new fits of giggles.

"You thought you’d win with this?" Sasuke said dryly, fingers now digging into Naruto’s ribs and hips, hitting every sensitive spot he could find. Naruto was ridiculously ticklish, and Sasuke made sure to exploit it fully.

"NOHOHO FAHAHAHAIR! You’re—HAHA—CHEATING!" Naruto howled, tears starting to form in the corners of his eyes from the nonstop laughter.

"Cheating?" Sasuke echoed with a scoff. "This was your idea, dummy."

Naruto could barely breathe, thrashing helplessly under Sasuke’s tickling assault. "I CAN’T—AAAHAHAhaha—Okay! OKAHAHAHAY!! You win! You win!"

Satisfied, Sasuke finally relented, sitting back and letting Naruto catch his breath. Naruto lay sprawled on the ground, gasping for air, a goofy grin plastered across his flushed face.

"You really thought you’d beat me with that?" Sasuke asked, shaking his head with a faint smirk.

Naruto propped himself up on his elbows, still grinning despite the defeat. "Hahaha... Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best plan."

"Obviously." Sasuke stood, brushing the dirt off his clothes. "Next time, try thinking a little harder before you do something so stupid."

Naruto gave him a cheeky grin. "Yeah, yeah... But you are ticklish, though. I’m totally telling Sakura."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "If you value your life, you won’t."

Naruto laughed, scrambling to his feet. "Gotta catch me first!"

And just like that, Naruto took off running, Sasuke hot on his heels. Their training may have turned into a tickle fight, but some things between them never changed.

[duckymcdoorknob]

𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝔂 8: 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓱

NARUTO TIME NARUTO TIME

My lil dude whom I adore with my whole heart.

Oh look Naruto’s there too!

No I’m kidding I’d sell my soul to meet either of them.

GOD I AM SO BEHIND ON TICKLETOBER PIECES I HATE COLLEGE

Tags: @chrimsss @sleepysheepytea (I know you’re a Naruto fan, so I thought you might enjoy this!!) @tickletr-ash @ticklish-n-stuff @giggly-squiggily

—This do have tickles below the cut ngl—

As much as Naruto loved his friends, boy did they show up at the worst times. He WAS planning on spending his day off doing something incredibly important, mind you. Okay- fine, he was going to spend the day sleeping and eating, but that’s equally as important as anything else his friends have planned.

Though, the impromptu visits did make him feel loved. How far he’s come… younger him couldn’t even begin to fathom a life like this.

So, when he heard the ecstatic knocking at his door, a smile crept onto his features. He perked through the peephole and was delighted to see all of his friends.

“Hey, guys I was actually-“

“NARUTOOOOOOO!” Lee cheered, “We have come to see you on our day off! It is important to keep your youth healthy and abundant!”

The blonde ninja sighed. “My youth is perfectly abundant… I think?”

The group chuckled a bit. All of them removed their shoes and sprawled out on any and all furniture in the boy’s tiny apartment. Lee kicked his feet with a smile as he lay on his stomach to feed Akamaru little crackers, with Choji attempting to swipe them from him.

“Let’s play a game!” Kiba chirped.

“A game? What kind of game?” Neji inquired, eyes closed as Shikamaru carefully untangled his messy hair

“Oooh, how about truth or dare?” Choji asked with a Cheshire grin.

“What are we, twelve?” Shikamaru grumbled.

“Fine then, Shikamaru. We can-“

“Wait!”

All eyes turned to the blonde, causing him to blink rapidly a few times. “I-I want to play. I’ve never… uh.”

The boys looked upon him with confusion.

“You’ve never played truth or dare before?” Shino asked in disbelief.

Naruto stared back at them as if they were all morons, lifting his tee shirt to reveal the seal that adorned his stomach.

A collective “ohhh” filled the room.

“So yeah, I think I wanna play.”

“Sure, man!” Kiba cheered. “Everyone come sit in a circle!”

All of the shinobi obey and are soon sat criss-crossed in a circle. Eyes dart around the group as they try to decide who will ask first.

Shikamaru finally sighed and spoke up. “Choji, you asked to play. You first.”

“Alright! Hmmm…” the red-haired boy looked around. He locked eyes with… “Neji, truth or dare?”

“Mmm, truth,” the Hyuga replied.

“Booooring- okay, fine. Do you have a crush on any of the girls?”

He opened his mouth to answer, but quickly closed it with a scoff. “O-Of course not. That’s-“

“Why the stutter, pretty boy?” Kiba teased.

“Yeah, Neji. You lie like a rug,” Shikamaru quipped as he squeezed the latter’s shoulders.

“Alright fine!” he cleared his throat. “I will say that… erm… I find Tenten to be rather alluring.”

A chorus of “ohhhh!”s filled the tiny apartment as they all chuckled and teased the Byakugan user.

“Ooooh! I must tell Guy-Sensei, he would be-“

“One word out of you, and I will sew your lips shut!”

“Rude!”

“Don’t cross me, Lee!”

Amidst the chaos between the two teammates, the game continued. Kiba had to stand on his hands for a minute, Shino revealed a secret love for literature, Sai ate a spoonful of fridge jungle juice, aka whatever condiments they could find mixed with milk; and Shikamaru revealed a slight crush on Temari.

Finally it was Naruto’s turn.

“Alright, Naruto. Truth or dare?”

Oh man, tough choice…

“Mmm, truth! I pick truth!”

“Okay, uhh… let’s see.” A sudden flash of malice appeared in Shikamaru’s eyes. “Where are you most ticklish?”

Just like earlier, all eyes fell onto him. He shifted nervously as he tried to think of an answer.

“I- um… w-well, that’s- uh…”

“You can tell us. We won’t use it against you or anything,” the shadow user replied with a patient, but curious, smile.

“Well… I actually don’t… know?”

They stared at him, bug-eyed. Was he serious? There’s no way that he didn’t know… How could he not?

Realization appeared across the Nara’s features. “You’ve never been tickled before?”

“I-I didn’t say that-“

“But it’s true, isn’t it?”

“I- um…” A pink hue appeared on the boy’s ears. “I mean other than this one time that Pervy Sage did…”

“Alright, come here.” Shikamaru patted the spot in front of him. “Let’s find out.”

Was this guy serious?! Why so bold?? Should he just accept the-

“If you don’t come over, I’m gonna have to have Kiba take matters into his own hands, then we learn the hard way.”

Naruto’s eyes darted over to Kiba, who was already staring back at him with a menacing smile.

“Nopenopenopenope-“ The blonde ran from the circle, dodging around furniture, and eventually getting stuck in a corner.

“Come on, Naruto. Don’t make me do this the hard way. It’ll be easier for both of us if you just come to me.”

“Waaaaah! I want to but- NGH-“ In an instant the boy fell paralyzed, his arms holding themselves above his head. “Oh you bi- HYEAHA!”

Kiba smiled as he tweaked at the blonde’s hips. “Ohh, he’s ticklish alright!”

“Kihihibahaha! Wahahahait!” The jinchuriki whined.

“No wait! I’m curious! Let’s try here, I bet you’re ticklish here!” He mused as he skittered his fingers over Naruto’s stomach

“NYEAHAHA! KIHIHI-KIHIHIBAHAHA! HOHOHOHOLD OHOHOHON!”

“Hold on? But you’re so ticklish here! Is it because of your mark?” The brunette chirped.

“IHIHIHI THIHIHIHINK SOHOHOHO! BUHUHUT- AGH! KIHIHIBAHAHA!! NONONONOHOHOHOHO!!”

The fanged boy’s eyes lit up as he had just snuck his hand under the blonde’s shirt to squeeze at his stomach. “Ohoho! It is the mark! Awww! That’s so cute!”

“IHIHIHI CAHAHAHANT! KIHIHIBAHAHA!”

“Are you sure? Maaan some kind of endurance you have. What kind of ninja are you?”

“PLEHEHEHEHEASE!”

“We gotta tell master Jiraiya about this, maybe he can help you.”

The teasing and the tickles in his worst spot were far too much… “OKAHAHAHAY! OKAHAHAHAY! YOHOHOHOU MAHAHADE YOHOHOUR POHOHOHOINT! STAHAHAHAPPIHIHIT!”

The Inuzuka boy smiled as he moved to gently scratch under Naruto’s arms. “Oh man, that is like so freaking cool. I never knew that your mark could affect you so much!”

The blonde closed his eyes and laughed helplessly, feeling vulnerable in front of the group, while also feeling the safest that he has in a while. “Kihihibahaha, stahahap teheheasihihing.”

Neji, being as perceptive as he is, noticed a small detail… “Ah… I forgot you too can feel what he’s feeling.”

The Nara boy was standing completely still, limbs vibrating as he bit his lip. “N-Nothing wo-worth mENtionihihihing.”

“Oye, Kiba! Don’t move spots, looks like we found Shikamaru’s tickle spot too.” Choji chimed as he looked upon his teammate evilly.

Welp… someone had to make the sacrifice. It’s not like he wasn’t expecting retaliation from it.

Let’s just hope he has more stamina than Naruto did…

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[crosspunzel]

[minzart]

Mas q porra é o tumblr~

Uma tentativa de guia de uma br q usa saporra desde os 14.

Como pode imaginar aqui é bem espaço de gringo mas q se dane isso meu bem se tu persistir vai da certo confia.

Seguinte

Primeiro passo: mude seu ícone.

Tá vendo essas porrinha? Provavelmente são seu ícone se vc n mudou eles ainda

Aqui temos uma mania de bloquear seguidores com esses ícones pq geralmente são bots q querer fingir ser humanos pra manter link pra site pirata/porno/q rouba seu cartão de crédito, eles fazem isso tendo seguidores q engana os bots do tumbrl temporariamente. Ent é melhor mudar se pode fazer isso(no cell) assim :

[Mais abaixo]

2. Ache povo pra segui: pra esse site funcionar como uma benção tu precisa começar a achar povo pra seguir

Dica: Q VC GOSTE DO Q ELES FAZEM, pelo amor do krl não vai se meter num ninho de cobra e achar q não tem escapatória pq aqui a regra é "se não gosta não siga, não leia, não interaja, continue rodando pra baixo e vá ser feliz", se alguém te bloqueou? Nada pessoal, genuinamente isso é comum por aqui eu já bloqueio povo pq tem uns q fala q gosta de X do que Y e eu não concordava, a pessoa n sabe e eu continuo minha visa sem dor de cabeça(e ja trombei em blog q me bloqueou sim, morro de curiosidade? Tb mas bola pra frente q qm remoe o passado é velho mal amado)

Mas como q faz isso? Vc vai achar um icone de lupa bem embaixo da sua tela no celular, ela vai te levar pra cá:

Ali vc vai escrever geralmente uma ou duas palavras chaves, q chaves seriam essas? Pois bem, fandoms, estéticas, nomes e sobrenomes. Eu ando mais pelo lado de desenho e animação portando o exemplo q eu vou dar é vc escrever "Undertale", ou pro povo de rpg "ordem paranormal" sem os aspas(""), aí vc vai achar o povo q posta sobre isso e vc escolhe qm segue.

3. O q krls são tags? Resumo da opera: são o q permite vc achar os posts na lupinha de pesquisa, são esses # cinza no fim dos posts

Aqui no tumbrl as 20 primeiras tags são importantes pra vc colocar seu post no mundo, sem elas n tem como facilmente acha-lo, mas tb temos uma cultura de falar nelas, o q, qualquer bosta, seja meta comentário do próprio posto ou responder reblogs, pq tags n carregam de um post para o outro sem a outra pessoa propositadamente colocá-las novamente .

Ent quer dizer q eu tenho q colocar um bando de tag pro povo me achar? NÃO, se vc fizer um post de undertale e mete nele as tags de dragon ball e naruto só pq vc quer mais atenção vc vai tomar bloqueio E ser denunciado por spam de tags, aqui é pra relaxar e crescer DEVAGAR, o povo vai gosta de vc só tenha paciência, spam de tags é infuriante e inútil pq vai mais afastar pessoas de vc to q conquista-las. Aqui não é instagram.

4. Ok troquei meu ícone e segui povo, e agora? Agora vc vai se aventurar nas configurações, mas pq? Isso é pq o tumblr permite vc customização sua experiência de diversas formas, dentre sua primeira aba ser somente feita de posts de pessoas q vc segue, de ocultar seus gostei e lista de qm vc segue, para retirar posts recomendados pelo algoritmo etc.

Foque em "acount settings" e "visibility"

No primeiro se atente nessas opções

E no segundo essas:

Eu confio q vc saiba ler/ouvir e usar o tradutor pra configurar de acordo com a sua preferência as opções q ele te dá.

Caso vc n ligue pra nada disso e tá gostando de como ele tá nessa forma base ent pula essa etapa mas pelo menos vc já sabe se quiser mudar tem como ;)

5. Blz, fiz tudo isso, agora posso ir embora? Calma, tamo terminando só falta as últimas dicas.

Primeira dica: a subcultura mais forte no tumblr são fandoms, se vc quer crescer te aconselho a fazer seja fanfic ou fanarte, coisas originais são difíceis de vingar aqui sem muitos, MUITOS, seguidores. Ou interagir em tudo, nós artistas somo tudo esfomeado por comentários e elogios, tá escaço aqui disso e nois br somo um povo bem amigável e meu bem é só falar um "q lindo" nas minhas criações q eu já tô chorando de felicidade

Segunda: Reblog. Sabe o retweet e o quote do Twitter? É. Aqui é reblog, e ambos dão visibilidade pro blog q criou o post original, vc pode comentar tanto no reblog quanto em suas tags q é tudo bem vindo aqui.

Terceira: vc é dono de si, aqui qm cria sua experiência é vc, siga blogs q só reblogam, siga blogs q postem arte, fanart, fic, ocs, se aventure para ter uma experiência vasta. Devagar vc vai pegando a manhã do site, e qm sabe se com um pouco de persistência uma comunidade q fale br mais do q inglês, pq queira ou n a maioria aqui e gringo mas vc pode mudar isso ;)

Crie 30 subblogs se quiser cada um com.um tema diferente, só viva de um blog, poste arte, aconselho a não postar foto sua pq aqui anonimidade é o q mais atrae pessoas e o q me atraiu pra cá em primeiro lugar, se divirta, use tradutor, use extensões, fuçe em TUDO. E no fim do dia o q era mais amedrontador vai parecer instinto

Bem vindo ao tumblr, eu amo seus cadarços e euprometo q não é tão assustador assim,vc só tem q aprender a sujar as mãos um pouco ;)

[arminnblog]

𑁯𑁯 🍡ㅤׄ 𝐀 𝑟 ꩇׁׅ֪݊ 𝐢 𝔫 ! ׂ ░ 🪷

⌇ ʰᵉᵃᵈ𝒸ₐₙₒₙ ⌇

‼️ Todos os headcanons são MINHA OPINIÃO. este post não foi pensado para ofender ninguém.

જ⁀➴ : SasuSaku (Sasuke + Sakura)

Oi, só avisando que eu odeio esse shipp com todas as minhas forças então provavelmente vai ter mais coisas ruins que boas pra falar sobre eles.

SasuSaku, na minha humilde e irrelevante opinião, o pior casal de Naruto.

Como uma grande hater desse casal eu acho as interações deles muito vagas, além das migalhas que nos dizem que eles se gostam, se é que existem migalhas. Na minha opinião, esse shipp só começa a pegar forma em boruto, óbvio que de repente, sem enredo.

Como sempre, usarei meu casal favorito como exemplo: ShikaTema. Diferente de ShikaTema, SasuSaku não tem enredo, não tem narrativa, isso é um grande problema pois é um casal principal, um casal teoricamente planejado desde o clássico, são dois personagens feitos para serem um do outro.

Como uma hater desse shipp, eu não tenho muito palco de fala, até porque eu não vejo nada de bom nesse relacionamento, mas como fã de Naruto e tendo um repertório enorme de obras de romance consumidas, eu digo e afirmo que SasuSaku não é um bom casal.

Anyways, saindo do lado ruim, vamos para o porquê de eu achar que em boruto SasuSaku ainda é salvável.

Em boruto, apesar de Sasuke ser completamente ausente tanto na vida de sua esposa quanto na vida da sua filha, ele mostra mais que gosta de sua família, mesmo que essa demonstração seja minima.

Se levarmos em consideração o meu headcanon que o Sasuke desenvolveu bloqueio emocional em shippuden, podemos dizer que Sakura ajudou a quebrar esse bloqueio. Sakura sempre gostou do garoto, mesmo que o garoto tratasse ela como lixo. (Mulher besta tuéloko)

No clássico essa é a única função de Haruno: Ser par romântico de Sasuke; coisa que eu acho um grande desperdício do potencial da personagem, mas isso a gente discute em outro post.

Esse post foi bem curto, até porque eu não gosto e acho esse casal um total "ultraviolence". Apesar do meu manhwa favorito ser sadistic beauty: side b, eu não acho certo nem romantizo relacionamentos abusivos, ainda mais quando a obra quer que acreditemos que é um bom casal.

Sasuke saiu de extremamente agressivo com Sakura para seu marido perfeito. Não que isso seja um problema, porém essa mudança é mal desenvolvida e forçada, tornando-se um problema.

Apesar de eu amar Naruto não posso negar que a obra é mal desenvolvida, principalmente no que diz respeito ao romance.

Enfim, não ten muita coisa boa pra falar sobre esse shipp mad eu não odeio totalmente, só 99,9%. Até que gosto daquele ep do Sasuke com ciúmes dos prisioneiros dando em cima da Sakura.

Desculpa a demora pra esse headcanon sair, eu tive que pensar muito pra não sair só falando mal e mostrando o quanto essa bomba de casal é ruim💥. Isso tecnicamente não é um headcanon até porque o casal é bem canônico mas toda e qualquer história que diga " Ainnnn Sasuke gosta sim da Sakura, é porque ele esconde os sentimentos. " é totalmente headcanon ! ><

Toda oportunidade que eu tiver pra falar mal de SasuSaku eu falarei! Te jogo uma praga: toda vez que você ver algo de SasuSaku, seja bom ou ruim, você vai lembrar de mim. 💥💥

🍋‍🟩 sua recompensa por ler até aqui.

[jujudupaincheng]

— Procura-se um marido

Fandom: Naruto

Desafio para o @Cartel_Haruno

Comédia, fake dating, sasusaku

Status: em andamento

Para ler click no título acima.

[lifad-designer]

Escândalo Íntimo - Naruto

Uma fanfic NaruTsu que pertence a uma amiga, que por sinal vocês deveriam ler! Ela escreve muito bem... Essa foi na época que eu também usava outro user, por isso que estou postando tudo aqui.

Me siga em: @minerva-lefay no Spirit.

[selinascatnip]

eu preciso de amigos que estavam nas trincheiras dos Ninjas Mágicos comigo em 2007/2008

Gente que leu fanfic no orkut

de preferêmcia gente que tava brigando no orkut por causa de ship kkkkk

gente que desconfia que o Kishimoto sabe ler em português e copiou as nossas fanfics pois não é possível que Naruto descobrindo que SEMPRE AMOU HINATA enquanto lavava o cabelo e Sasuke e Sakura fazendo menino no matinho, clichês de fanfics brasileiras dos quais a gente ria, mas amava, são canon

são literalmente canon

[allnightstay]

Day 19 - Secret

Summary: Orochimaru thinks Kabuto is hiding a secret from him, resorting to an interesting method to get one out of the poor boy.

Lee: Kabuto

Ler: Orochimaru

A/N: This one is for @mari2akary , thank you so much for this request!! I adore this duo 🤭 Hope you enjoy!

The dimly lit laboratory was silent, the occasional drip of a potion cooling on the counter. Kabuto adjusted his glasses, quietly working through a stack of reports, the meticulous kind of work that he found oddly satisfying. It felt eerie that the air was so still, but this should've been a warning sign for the boy.

A shadow loomed over him, and before Kabuto could even look up, he heard a voice, smooth and serpentine.

“Kabuto…” Orochimaru’s low, drawling voice sent a shiver down Kabuto’s spine.

“Yes, Lord Orochimaru?” he responded, not looking away from his notes.

“I believe you’re hiding something from me,” Orochimaru said softly, circling behind Kabuto like a predator toying with its prey. His golden, slit-pupiled eyes gleamed with curiosity.

Kabuto’s hands stilled. “I assure you, I’m not,” he answered carefully, though he knew from experience that denying anything rarely helped when Orochimaru was in this kind of mood.

Orochimaru chuckled, an eerie sound that slithered through the air. “Mmm, you say that… but I wonder.” He leaned in close, so close that Kabuto could feel the cold brush of his breath by his ear. “If you aren’t keeping secrets… you won’t mind if I verify that for myself.”

Kabuto tensed, but before he could react, Orochimaru’s hands darted, targeting the hollows of his underarms.

“W-wait, whahaha- what are you-” Kabuto started, but his words broke off into a startled gasp as Orochimaru’s fingers began to dance along his sides.

“Ticklish, Kabuto?” Orochimaru’s voice was a mixture of amusement and menace, a teasing tone that made the situation all the more maddening.

“S-stohohohop—! Lord Orochimaru, thihihis is ridiculous- nahahaha!” Kabuto squirmed in his chair, throwing his head back, then forward to suppress any further laughter.

“Oh? Now I know you’re hiding something,” Orochimaru purred, trailing his long, pale fingers over Kabuto’s ribs in slow, deliberate strokes. “People only laugh like this when they’ve got a secret.”

“Hahaha—It’s not—there’s no secret!!” Kabuto twisted, trying to slip away, but Orochimaru’s grip was unyielding, fingers gliding to the sensitive spots just beneath his ribs.

“Are you sure?” Orochimaru cooed, his eyes glittering with mischief. His hands moved to Kabuto’s stomach now, giving it a gentle squeeze that sent the silver-haired medic into helpless fits.

“NAHAHAHA!! Ahhh ahahaha - Lord Orochimaru, please!” Kabuto gasped, his usual composure shattered as he writhed beneath the older man’s touch.

But Orochimaru only smiled, tilting his head like a snake inspecting prey. “You know how much I dislike dishonesty, Kabuto. If you confess now, I might show mercy.”

“I SWEHEHEHEAR!! Ahahaha- there’s nothing! No sehehehecret!” Kabuto howled, trying desperately to shield his sides from Orochimaru’s relentless fingers. But Orochimaru was too quick, effortlessly pinning Kabuto’s wrists with one hand while the other continued its ticklish assault.

“Then why are you laughing so much?” Orochimaru whispered, as if the tickling were a dark interrogation method. He traced his fingers down Kabuto’s waist in feather-light strokes, eliciting another burst of laughter.

“BEHEHECAUSE—hahaha—it tickles!” Kabuto nearly shrieked, "SIHIHIR PLEHEHEAHAHAH!"

Orochimaru chuckled, clearly pleased with himself. “If you’re not hiding anything… perhaps I’ll just keep this up until you remember what you’ve forgotten.”

“NO—hahaha—PLEASE! I’m not—Hahaha!—I SWEHEHEAR!”

Finally, Orochimaru slowed his attack, though his smirk never left. He leaned in close again, golden eyes gleaming with satisfaction.

“You’re lucky I’m feeling merciful,” he whispered, releasing Kabuto’s wrists.

Panting, Kabuto slumped forward, adjusting his glasses with shaky hands as he tried to catch his breath.

Orochimaru gave a low, satisfied hum. “But if I discover you are hiding something...” His voice trailed off, leaving the implied threat hanging in the air.

Kabuto swallowed hard, brushing down his clothes with what little dignity he had left. “There’s no secret, Lord Orochimaru.”

“Of course,” Orochimaru murmured, though his smile suggested otherwise. He trailed his fingers across Kabuto’s shoulder one last time, as if to remind him that next time, mercy might not come so easily. “I’ll see you later, Kabuto.”

As Orochimaru glided out of the room, Kabuto exhaled slowly, his pulse still racing.

Next time, he thought grimly, he’d make sure Orochimaru never got the chance to tickle him again—assuming there was even a way to stop him.

[straycalamities]

how did you come up with making Entre? What inspired you?

the onceler LOL and homestuck

okay story time w chase ahem

so actually how i got into tumblr at all is very relevant to the chain of events that led to entre existing. so before here, i was mainly on a...particular art webbed site that was basically a sinking ship circa: 2010 so i forgot how i heard about tumblr? but i joined here at first just to do naruto comm rp. like my only account was a naruto rp account for the first... i dont remember how long

eventually i got curious enough to make a personal account and started being active on that. a bunch of my friendgroup from the other site moved with me and we were just hanging out being naruto nerds. at some point i got into homestuck/learned about the askblog format. i don't remember which came first, but i DID run kibanaru and flutterdash askblogs before the lorax was a blip on my radar

i remember when i was in the homestuck fandom, i was so used to the naruto fandom where like..sure it's huge but i had established myself in a corner of it and it felt very like... it was a community! and in the homestuck fandom i didn't feel like that at all. i felt swept out to sea and it was very lonely tbh aside from the friends id manage to drag with me into it, but i always felt a certain dissatisfaction from my time in it

a friend of mine was the one to show me the lorax and the once-ler. i don't...remember how THEY found him, but they were already very into him before they even came to me about him. and they basically nagged me into watching the movie LMFAO (this was when the movie was still freshly in theaters so all we had was shitty camrips and LiveStream was a thing) so i started to draw smexy onceler and oncest fanart to mess with them and...well y'know ye olde saying about doing things as a joke.

so yeah i kinda got...genuinely interested in him. especially after i watched the 72' short and reread the book and was like wait. this movie is mid as hell actually. (the siren song of mid media) and i was like "well if /i/ wrote the movie id do this n this n this n this" and then all that added up in my head and i was like wait.

what if i did a once-ler askblog where i just change certain things to what i like? it wasnt gonna be a complete revamp/remastering because i wanted to do a proper askblog so i wanted to have his character be recognizable to any fans of the onceler. and this was wayyyyy before anyone was getting the idea to do the very creative and expansive onceler takes we have these days as a norm. so it was kinda like? being shoehorned into being Canon!Once-ler because?? that's just how you did askblogs back then

BUT!! there were a few other askblogs already around back then (end of April 2012 for ref) so i didn't wanna do what everyone else was doing (very much Established Business Once-ler/Greed-ler, Vest-ler/Oncie, or Aftermath Once-ler) so i got the idea to do the onceler but! he's still very fresh and new to his business. still basically vest-ler/oncie in personality but with big things on the horizon.

i started creating his blog the weekend before may. that's why his birthday is May 1 because that's when i officially started his blog and posted his first post and all that. literally when he was born.

so yeah this was all to try and find my niche in a community again as well as do what i'd already been doing for years now: waving my headcanons in ppls faces via my art LMFAO

it was honestly pretty new for me in a bunch of ways so it was very scary. i even tried to keep it a total secret at first. i thought people wouldn't recognize me for my art style.... (yeah idk how i thought that'd work either) and i mean??? for the most part that was true because it's not like anyone in the once-ler fandom would've known me beforehand anyways

so for the first uhhh...idk it didn't last long tho..i was a secret mod, but i got too itchy about sharing art that i didn't wanna put on his blog so i broke that pretty quick. i had a lot of personal rules i put on myself on what to do/not to do on and with his blog. and i still, to this day, follow a handful of them. so when i drew other stuff that i didn't think fit on his blog, i was like well damn i wish i could show this somehow...

tho sometimes i wish i'd tried to keep up the secret mod shtick a little longer

anywho. from there it's kinda like..he really just grew on his own. new ideas, new inspiration, new experiences shaping this or that. now i can write him without touching him for years like i just picked him up yesterday. he's that wormed in my damn brain at this point. he's basically his own person sitting in my head telling me what to do with him/what he'd say

so yeah at first? it was just me trying to write a very accurate 2012 movie onceler with a few tweaks. and then he just grew organically into what he is now. that's still his root and so that's still the default direction i try to take, but he definitely has a lot of things that make him his own person at this point too. even on his main blog.

as for why he's so stupid goofy. well. that's because i like drawing dumb expressions. the end. and in the end i'm glad his main blog remained super unserious and lighthearted because it really helped me mentally a bunch (those random spikes in activity? yeah it was for my own mental health LMFAO he helps me...a lot...because of the escapism and comedy)

bonus: as for truffula flu entre. i don't remember if something in particular inspired me to make him the ender of the world. i just felt like it'd be a fitting story for the once-ler for him to be in that spot. and from there i just approached him how i thought someone like him would react were he to find himself in that position.

my goal was always to make him as human as possible. like he's technically the villain of this story, but he's also the protagonist. yaknow. so i wanted to really interweave those two ideas interestingly into his character (and now im obsessed w it)

originally i thought of truffula flu as everyone doing their own storylines. i didn't expect at all that everyone would adopt MINE as all of THEIR canons. that was LKFJSLDKF a big surprise for me i was like wait what. i guess it seems silly now in retrospect that i didn't expect that, but i was just like "well this is entre's story. ppl can do whatever else they want tho" but suddenly entre's story was everyone's story. and it's pretty cool i can't lie

[duckymcdoorknob]

𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝔂 13: 𝓢𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓐𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓴

Alright 3 more and I’ll be halfway done.

I can dooooo thisssssss

Tags: @chrimsss @ticklish-n-stuff @giggly-squiggily @sleepysheepytea (another naruto one!!)

—Ngl this do have tickles under the cut—

While Neji was glad that he was fitting into his team, the… over-enthusiasm from his bushy-browed teammate was proving to be a bit much. He has a great fondness for his cohorts, and he wouldn’t trade them for the world, but sometimes Lee was just too much to handle.

So when Neji tried to have an… important conversation, he wasn’t quite expecting the Taijutsu user to get the jump on him.

The long-haired male was having a calm conversation with his other teammate, a burning question on his mind.

He had to get it out before their Sensei returned, or before Lee made an appearance. As soon as he opened his mouth, a pebble hit the back of his head. “Ow. what the-“

Another stone tried to collide with his head, but instead was caught effortlessly and ground to dust between the Hyuga’s fingers.

A menacing giggle was heard from a nearby bush. “Dammit, Lee! I’m trying to have an important conversation here!” He turned back to Tenten, “Sorry about that, what I wanted to ask was-“

A sudden battle cry turned both of their heads to the left. A joyful Rock Lee was speeding toward them, a smile of menace on his face. Neji grabbed Tenten by her shoulders and jumped to the side. The taijutsu user skidded to a halt as Neji cleared his throat and removed his hands. “Sorry.”

Tenten giggled. “You two are too funny. So, what did you need?”

“Perhaps you could meet up with me at another time? It seems that a certain someone won’t let me have any kind of decent conversation without butting in.” he accentuated his words through grit teeth. “It’s nothing to be worried about, just something I figured I should ask about.”

“Oh! Sure thing. Let’s meet back here later.”

‘Later’ Lee thought, ‘but when is later?’ 

As the girl left, Rock Lee drew little shapes into the dirt below him, having just previously found a stick. A shadow was cast upon him. Looking up, he smiled. “Oh Hello, Neji!”

“Lee… care to tell me what that was for?” If looks could kill, Lee would’ve been six feet under by now.

“I was just simply engaging with you two in fun, youthful activities!”

“I was hoping to have an important conversation with her,” the Hyuga hissed.

“What kind of conversation?”

Neji stiffened, “N-None of your concern.”

“Ohhh come on, tell me! Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!” With every plead for information, the taijutsu user poked at his teammate’s sides.

“H-Hey! Lee! St-stohohop that-“

“Ohoho! Was that laughter I’ve just heard from you, Neji?”

The Hyuga’s eyes widened a bit. “Whatever you’re planning, don’t you dare. I will not be embarrassed by you twice in one d-ahahay. Lehehehee!”

Neji was interrupted by Rock Lee pinching his sides quickly. Every pinch would lead the long-haired male to squirm to one side, only to be met with another pinch on that same side.

“Lehehehee!”

“Yes?”

“Dohohont dohoho thihihis!”

“There is nothing wrong with the youthful glow of laughter, dear teammate! I’m simply helping you to enjoy your youth!”

“Ihihihits Nohohohot hehehehelpihihing,” Neji grabbed at his teammate’s wrists, only for the latter to push right through. The two toppled to the ground, Lee kneeling at the prostrated male’s side.

“For someone whose jutsu relies on his hands, your grip is quite weak.” Lee reported as he skittered his fingers on the Hyuga’s lower back.

“Wohohohould yohohohou stohohohop thahahat?”

Lee beamed as he moved his hands up to Neji’s underarms, going for the kill. “I must get you to laugh freely! Come ooooon, Neji!” The taijutsu user cooed.

“LEHEHEHEE! STOHOHOHOP THIHIHIS!”

“Aha! I’ve found it!” he reported as he continued his ticklish assault. “See how much fun you’re having now?”

A blush rose to Neji’s cheeks. “IHIHIHIM NOHOHOT HAHAHVIHIHING- NGH LEHEHEHEE STOHOHOHOP!”

“Are you sure? I know you well, Neji. You have a lot more stamina, and you aren’t even sounding tired yet.”

Damn! Lee read him like a book! Nothing could make this situation any w-

“Am I interrupting something?”

Lee’s head snapped to the right and he locked eyes with Tenten, his smile growing. “Oh hello, Tenten! I was just showing Neji how youthful it is to have a good laugh!”

“TEHEHENTEHEHEN? OKAHAHAHAY LEHEHEHEE! EHEHENOHOHOUGH!”

The tickle attack stopped and Neji laid in the grass, panting with a smile on his face. Tenten appeared above him, offering him a hand.

Neji sheepishly took it, rising to his feet. “Sorry about that.”

“No, don’t be. It was… charming to see that side of you,” she beamed. “I wanted to come back because we never decided on when to meet back up!”

“Oh, right.” Neji cleared his throat. “Well, I’ll just go ahead and ask now… I suppose… um, well-“

He paused to shove Lee’s face away, given that the latter tried to butt into the conversation. With hand over the taijutsu user’s face, Neji sputtered out his question. “W-Would you per-perhaps want to join me on a da- outing sometime?”

The girl’s face flushed as she grinned. “I’d love to.”

As the two locked eyes, Lee cheered behind them, jumping about excitedly.

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[wreckingtickles]

Masterlist

All the chapters, present and future, of the The Auction series, plus any extra stories I may have written.

The entire Auction series contains adult content, and the chapters that are explicitly NSFW are labeled as such.

Characters in NSFW stories are 18+ (I hope the stories themselves make it clear).

THE AUCTION

Auction Hall:

Prologue & Bundle 1: 3,505 words

Bundle 2: 2,235 words

Bundle 3: 1,478 words (NSFW)

Intermission: 1,911 words (NFSW)

Bundles 4 & 5: 1,722 (NSFW)

Bundle 6: 2,725 (NSFW)

Extra:

@sallage's Your Turn, Blasty (a Bundle 2 spin-off), lee Baku, ler Shindo

Pre-Finale Coda (NSFW), lees Awase, Kaibara, Mirio, Monoma, Natsuo, Shinso, Tsuburaba

Auctionees and Bidders:

Kaminari & Mx Rake: 4,274 words (NSFW)

Shindo & Mx Berry: 2,812 words (NSFW)

Midoriya & Mx Pastry: 5,991 words (NSFW)

Todoroki & Mx Glove: 5,162 words

Ojiro, Inasa & Mx Fluff: bullet points (NSFW)

Kirishima & Mx Tech: 7,064 (NSFW)

Bakugo & Mx Mob: 7,792 words (NSFW)

OTHER STORIES:

Tama v. Bakugo: 2,678 words, lee Baku

The Tree (NSFW): 2,043 words, lee Baku (read this ask first)

Stirrups (NSFW): 3,810, lee Baku, ler Kiri

Stirrups 2 - The Revenge (NSFW): 732 words, lee Kiri, ler Baku

Say the line, Bakugo!: 2,924 words, lee Baku

Onsen Nonsense: 7,559 words, lee Inosuke

Ruffling Their Feathers: 7,312 words, lees Baku and Todo, ler Hawks

Hard Time (NSFW): 6,206 words, lee Kiri, ler Baku

1 Hour in Tickle Hell!: 7,757 words, lee Izuku, ler Mirio

Kirishima wants his apology: 745 words, lee Baku, ler Kiri

Bakugo wants his apology (NSFW): 428 words, lee Kiri, ler Baku

Only Uke Are Ticklish?!: 1,789 words, switches Sasaki & Miyano

Red Riot's Weirdest Fans - Part 1 (NSFW): 5,271 words, lees Kiri and Baku

ASKS/DRABBLES:

Tutoring & Punishment (unfinished), lee Kirishima, ler Baku

Natsuo's hot sauna (NSFW), lee Natsuo

Big bro gets tickled, lee Natsuo

How everyone found out Baku's ticklish

How to make Baku atone

The Wheel, lee Bakugo

The Milkman (NSFW), lee Bakugo

Bakugo's Overdue Class 1-A Apologies (SFW but sadistic)

Bakugo's Overdue Class 1-B Apologies (SFW but sadistic)

HEADCANONS:

Charts:/Ratings

Eijiro Kirishima (NSFW)

Izuku Midoriya (NSFW)

Shoto Todoroki

Naruto Uzumaki (NSFW)

Sasuke Uchiha (NSFW)

Natsu Dragneel (NSFW)

Gray, Sting, Laxus, Jellal (NSFW)

Monkey D. Luffy (NSFW)

Ichigo Kurosaki (NSFW)

Inosuke Hashibira (NSFW)

Link

Others:

Auction MHA guys worst spots (NSFW)

Ojiro

Bakugo

Midoriya

Kaminari

Hawks

Sero

Natsuo

Shoji

Dabi & Shigaraki

Goku

Ed Elric

[shield-o-futuro]

Connor 💪 para um headcanon com tema esportivo 📔 para um headcanon com tema de leitura

💪 para um headcanon com tema esportivo

O esporte favorito do Connor é futebol americano. Ele sempre achou o esporte legal e até jogou um pouquinho na escola, até ele perceber que não estava conseguindo balancear seus poderes muito bem, e se afastar voluntariamente do time pra não acabar sendo injusto ou atrair atenção desnecessária para si.

Também foi o futebol que o fez acabar criando uma amizade com o Jack, e hoje o Connor torce para o time que ele joga, o Chicago Bears. Ele sempre é convidado pra assistir aos jogos no estádio e as vezes ganha coisas autografadas pelos outros jogadores do time.

📔 para um headcanon com tema de leitura

O Connor ama ler mangás, são sua coisa favorita pra ler. Ele já leu todos os volumes de Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, entre muitos outros. Atualmente, ele está lendo Jujutsu Kaisen

[ticklishmee]

i’m watching naruto and why didn’t anyone tell me that Jiraiya is a merciless ler 😵‍💫😵‍💫 imma try to find a video of it but i loved him already and now he’s my fave 😵‍💫

[arminnblog]

𑁯𑁯 🍡ㅤׄ 𝐀 𝑟 ꩇׁׅ֪݊ 𝐢 𝔫 ! ׂ ░ 🪷

⌇ ʰᵉᵃᵈ𝒸ₐₙₒₙ ⌇

‼️ Todos os headcanons são MINHA OPINIÃO. este post não foi pensado para ofender ninguém.

જ⁀➴ : Sasuke Uchiha, de Naruto, tem bloqueio emocional.

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Antes de tudo vamos esclarecer uma coisa: O que é bloqueio emocional?

Bloqueio emocional é um estado psicológico caracterizado pela dificuldade ou incapacidade de reconhecer, expressar e experimentar emoções, muitas vezes decorrente de traumas, estresse ou experiências adversas, levando a isolamento, relacionamentos superficiais e desconexão com necessidades próprias.

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Na obra, Sasuke se nega a criar conexões com outros personagens. Sua busca por poder fez com que ele se afastasse de todos. Isso deve ter desencadeado um bloqueio. Sasuke raramente fala com alguém sobre seus sentimentos. O rapaz tem dificuldades em manter relacionamentos saudáveis, especialmente com Naruto e Sakura.

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Eventos que podem ter contribuído para o bloqueio emocional :

O massacre do Clã Uchiha : Trauma inicial que desencadeou seu bloqueio emocional.

A revelação sobre Itachi : A verdadeira motivação de Itachi o deixou confuso e emocionalmente perturbado.

A batalha contra Naruto : Sasuke é forçado a confrontar seus sentimentos reprimidos.

Mas, qual sua opinião? O que você acha? Você gosta de Sasuke Uchiha? Sinta-se a vontade para compartilhar sua interpretação e seus headcanons!!

🍋‍🟩 sua recompensa por ler até aqui.

[kurouchoa]

Fanfic Veneno Âmbar chegou ao fim.

Sinopse: Sasuke Uchiha tem uma vida estressante e rotineira junto com seu marido Naruto Uzumaki. Embora o casamento passe por um momento de comodismo, é inegável o amor que sentem um pelo outro. Contudo, a volta de Boruto a Londres depois de cinco anos sem ver o pai acaba transformando a rotina de todos de forma avassaladora. Sasuke e Naruto vão descobrir a duras penas o quanto pode ser venenoso um demônio com cabelos cor de âmbar.

Em Spirit Fanfics para ler.