#ler!nandor

[miss-vanman-sam]

What We Do In The Shadows (Series) Ler Headcanons

Nandor The Relentless

At first, he wouldn't be a playful ler. He would only really resort to tickling because he sees it as a way to 'punish' and 'maintain power' over puny humans, such as yourself - without causing any harm, of course

For example, if you annoyed him he'd be like, "Fucking hell! Come here, right now - I need to punish you!" , and then proceed to pin you down and scribble his fingers on your sides until you yell out an apology though your helpless giggles

After a few times of him 'punishing' you, he'd start to notice that you make more of an effort to get on his nerves

It's only when you'd start getting giggly as you irritate him, that he realises that maybe you might be doing it on purpose

He'd ask you about it outright, wanting to ensure that you're not just incompetent

If he finds out that you like it? You'd be royally fucked

Starts dishing out reward tickles whenever he thinks that you've been good :)

"You've been very helpful lately, my friend." *wiggly fingers* "Would you like me to give you some tickles?~"

Never purposely teases and is completely oblivious to the effect it has on lees

"C'mon, now! Move your hands out of the way so I can get your tummy~"

"Why are you squirming? I though you wanted tickles?"

10/10 - excellent ler, would reccomend

Lazslo Cravensworth

God, where do I start with this man?

Mainly uses tickles for two reasons: as a way of bonding, and as a way of annoying you

Is quite an experienced ler, as he and Nadja have tickle fights all the time

KNOWS how to tease a lee

Sometimes, he’ll just come outta NOWHERE and tackle you to the ground before wrecking your shit with a self-satisfied grin on his face

Other times, he prefers a chase - letting you get a few seconds head start before transforming into a bat to hunt you down:

“You have 10 seconds to run, little one ~”

THIS MOTHERFUCKER USES HIS FANGS TO TICKLE YOU

He pretends to eat you, but just really lightly noms on your neck and belly LIKE A MENACE

"Oh dear - look at you wriggling like a little worm! Well, little one, did you know that bats eat worms?” *Proceeds to make ridiculous nomming noises as he tickle-bites*

Gives gentle head-pats after tickles to show that there is no animosity between you

“You’re one adorable little bastard…”

Nadja of Antipaxos

(I’m gay and I love her)

She is a RUTHLESS ler

Teasy as hell

The main reason she tickles is because she finds their reactions adorable

Lures in unsuspecting lees with cuddles, before trapping them in her arms and just WRECKING them

Has the audacity to wiggle her fingers above a lee and go, “coochie coochie coo!”

“Your little giggles are so cute! I have to hear more of them ~”

Uses her long, pointy fingernails to scratch gently between ribs

When she’s feeling particularly mean, she’ll call her husband over while she’s wrecking you, and proceed to talk about you like you’re not right there

“Lazslo, my dear! Aren’t they just darling? Look at how much they’re blushing!”

When she’s finished tickling her Lee, she gives plenty of hugs to her exhausted victim - usually asking Guillermo to fetch them a blanket and a snack

Evil, but caring ler :)

[bimobuddy]

Started watching 'What We Do in the Shadows' and listen, I'm here to speak (about season 1, I just started it like two days ago)

Nandor is a lee leaning switch, and I think he whines

Nadja is a fierce ler but I can also see Laszlo occasionally slipping a quick flutter here and there (before she ultimately GETS him)

Laszlo is a switch, but he only goes after his wife (which results in him getting got)

Surprisingly, I see Guillermo as a ler, and I think he'd tweak Nandor's sides or flutter his fingers over his neck if he's acting up or bothering him while he's trying to work (if he became brave enough later)

And if you thought I was leaving Jenna out of this, you're mistaken

Jenna, the babygirl, is a lee

I think she'd use her invisibility to try and sneak up on Nadja since they're close, but due to heightened senses and over a century of experience, it's very easy for her to find Jenna, scoop her up into her lap, and just get her

I also think if Jenna is laughing, she loses control of her power and occasionally just pops back into view or disappears from it, and Nadja finds it VERY amusing and teases her about it

"Oh where did you go? Where is my Jenna, come back and show me your pretty face, I want to see your smile~"

Laszlo gets jealous of the attention Jenna gets but Nadja makes sure to get his ass later and give him the attention he wanted

"No there's no backing out of it now, not when you were just pouting like a big sad dog~"

[amazingmsme]

I really am exited so much that you want to write about Nandor, because i just finished watching the series and there's ZERO tickle fics about him and im do disappointed!!!!

Even though not only is he a canonically ticklish character, but also does he clearly percieve tickling as a sexual practice!!

(Remember when he told Lazlo "no rimming, no sucking, no tickling, no fingering, no fucking" literally in one line, as synonyms. And also remember how he was erotically tickling Freddy's nipple with a feather, which i also appreciate so much as a representation of tickle kink, even though i prefer to see Nandor as a lee)

Overall, im really really REALLY wait for you to write about him on ticklectober, because this lack of a content about him is just not fair

Omg I know, there’s like, NO tickle fics for this show & it’s a downright shame! Like there’s apparently multiple canonically ticklish characters, especially if we take Nandor’s word from the quote above.

There’s literally so much potential, I hope we see more fics!

As for his more kinky side, I don’t know if there’s any kink those vamps don’t have, I’d say that it’s pretty tame among some of their other, um, interests.

Sadly, I must break the news that the wwdits fic I have lined up currently is with ler nandor instead of lee, but I will be sure to amend this mistake in the future. In the meantime tho, I do have a fic where they all play hide & seek & Nandor does get wrecked in that!

[archangel-azi-fell]

11 years, was it? Someone blew his horn. I heard it. I told Del about it immediately. He was still pissy. Bounty hunters, man. That's ok, I make a good spy, but I'll drug before I... well, you knew what I had to do. Many eyes? I don't think he could hear very well. MANY SPYS. Spies. Eyes. It's all the same.

Some of us are just more dramatic about talking to each other. I kept reading it over and over. Mikey and Lukey are going to fight? Which one, though? Silly Mikey or Serious Mikey? And does Lukey really know what's going on? He thinks Paris is in London. He also just figured out that there were multiple Marys. He can't navigate. This has someone else's name all over it. I had to turn off magic so somebody could discover gravity. You throw an apple at a boy to get him to pay attention, but if it never hits, what good does it do? Merlin! with Hurt playing a dragon. What'd we do, get really drunk and mad at each other? I hate you so much. I'm going to hide your box! (Don't Dead, Open Inside - You read it wrong, I understand. It was a hasty note! They were coming for me.) YEAH! You hide that box. I don't care. I'm going to eat all your crackers. Actually, those are really good crackers. What are these American biscuits? Those are not biscuits. I'm not sure what to call that. I've lived off a lot of different kinds of food over the years, but this stuff is for pigs. Hammy? You're not that kind of pig. What are you even doing over there? You're what? Playing with Gabriel? Oh, you're playing Gabriel! Be nice to him, boys, I'm sure he gets dizzy and confused in that ball. And where's Kronky the Tick. Wasn't he also Brock Samson?

And Kuzco? Oh no. Where did you go? I was rooting for you, Spadey, and Robbie, too. I was sorry we lost Chrissy. It's ok, I loved that fat man in his little coat. Adam, you can go back to sand. No more Ler. Dana and Mikey are always mine. Wayne's World Party On. Nothing too turtley for the Turtle Club ;)

And Sebby! I have nothing but love for you. I was happy to see you in that Hat. Rumple! Let's spin some gold and make some new clothes.

I heard we have some land sharks about. One may have helped me get all that anger out. I was playing Overwatch, and he was playing Watchover.

Oogy boogy, I miss you. Papa, I'm surprised no one caught on to you. That's a lot of strange to pack into one human body.

Pine Tree! Are you ready to play with Frosty, too. I trust in Gad. He's my Olaf. Not Harris or Carrey. Carrey needs to take that mask off, he's not fooling me. Harris, I'm so glad you look so happy! You didn't need to play the toy maker for me to be sure. Could your family get any cuter?

Jack, I knew Kyle didn't mean it. I'm glad you boys showed so much grace. You made a joke that left a bad taste, but you didn't argue it all over the place. I don't care how Tenancious, I'll always forget the D. lol

I already knew I had the Adders. They're all snakes, after all.

Arthur played a hobbit and Watson. I'm pretty sure he's a Christ, son. lol My Sherlock played with Mr. Law. Hey, Jude! Are you ready to lay it down? Seriously, RDJ, I'm so proud of you. How are you going to play Doctor Doom?

I'm glad we found Parker, and he got his MJ.

Patton, are you ready to go back to Oz?

Baby Jay! That's not the kind of snow you should blow. I'm glad Nicky and the other boys had your back.

Thewlis, you'll always be King Einon to me, which isn't a bad thing because I remember that a little differently. I missed Connery, but he'll be okay.

Batey! BATEY! That's all I got, Jox. Well, I got a Teddy, too. I heard Maui smelled what the Rock was cooking.

Momoa, we'll see, man. We'll see. And Casses. Castiel and Cassidy. Cassi, clean it all up. I don't think my brother cares too much for those sheep. I bet you and Nandor are hungry. Nicky looks like he's doing just fine. Nothing but love for my Pascal. I'm shy, too. I know you'll keep Ellie safe. She's got some growing to do, that baby water dragon. NANDOR THE RELENTLESS! HE NEVER RELENTS. Until he relents. Then, he became Nandor the Relented.

Dolly, you held a piece of me, and it hurt you. The least I could do is give you a real life.

Batty Matty, you're a damn fruit bat, not a fruit. Go eat some toast, love. Don't touch me; you're probably sticky.

Colin, how many times did you walk by us, and I'd look at him and say, "Didn't that look just like Coin Robinson? Mom is married to Moses, and he couldn't even catch that clue. Take care of Hannah with the right help and push; she'll be on her way. I love her, but I can't be around her. She drains me worse than you.

My wolves. Boys, we gotta get McFly some help.

Brendan and Sandman, I have a little Bendy Boy Ink Demon that needs some help learning how to splash it.

Doc Brown, I saw you and Gatesy hanging out; look at that real-life Indy.

Ernie, Bill, and Antman, too. I have a Liam who wants to play Ghostbusters, too. Harbour, you took great care of 11 when she ran away and kept me safe until Father could come home. My WoW boys - Hobbits and elves, I'm so glad you found each other. I played a space dwarf game with my Grandma and Poppy

BROS - Joshy! Peter, I refuse to call you that. I love you. You really were the best of them, but the dwarves were really all some wonderful people. They always kept me safe.

How's the Corey I have left doing? I am so sorry you had to do all that again. I am so sorry to all of you. There was a reason we took you all to Neverland.

Nona! We're all just a little strange and unusual, aren't we?

Reechy and WEDNESDAY! Tell me that you got great satisfaction when Pugs realized. I watched Values the other day and was like HA that had to be weird. It was like kissing your sister, wasn't it?

The Head Elves - GRANGERS - Gotta get all that CHEER! Wasn't Hermione a Granger? Wasn't there an elf that wanted to be a dentist ;) MOM - Queen Clarion! and Valentine! Be patient. lol Valentine don't follow me around "No no no no no no no no no no!" I'll be careful! and I'll remember SWOOPING IS BAD

Morgan, playing Flemeth, we will get them, and they will burn.

Where's Zenny and Zabu? An assassin and a warlock that needed a confidence boost.

I heard Peter played Hookie and Loki, too.

I heard Arthur played a hobbit and talked to Benny the Dragon. Just call the penguin, Danny. He's a troll, but I haven't met a Troll that wasn't fun. Arthur, though, I'm pretty sure he's a Christ son.

GUZMAN!

Cheech and Chong I said hit the gong, not the bong! lol Where are all my Jedi at? I saw my old Master playing Nick with a lot fury. You know I heard a Windy Bird told Peter that the other cat finally got her shadow back. I saw all the colors again yesterday.

Anti Christ. lol How can you be Anti Christ? Look at these Chris's we got. My daddy, my bestie, a bunch of Chris's played super heroes and space explorers. Elon's just jelly because no one ever wanted him. OH- HERE BATTY MATTY, HERE'S THE JELLY FOR YOUR TOAST.

[obliqueletterkennyreference]

alternate theory that when nandor and marwa started having sex nandor just started crying bc he was thinking about how much guillermo does for him and how much he missed him

[brooksdybr213-blog]

RAZÕES PRINCIPAIS QUE AS PESSOAS A TER SUCESSO NO TAROT-GRATIS-BATE-PAPO INDÚSTRIA

As Águas Aromáticas Do Tarot Cabalístico Nível 2

Quem caminho que seu novo tarot faz até chegar em suas mãos? Curiosidade: É provável que café Enforcado , perto da Casa dos Riddle , tenha relação com baralho com cartas da cartomancia trouxa. Use as cartas pares para Verdadeiramente" e também ímpares destinado a Não", tire 3 cartas e eis se sairam melhor cartas pares por outra forma ímpares e, se ainda tiver dúvidas, some a numeração para julgar a primeira oculta e analise.

Existem três modalidades taro grátis com signos no zodíaco: Cardinal, Fixo e Mutável. Ou seja, deixam de lado as 40 cartas numeradas dos quatro naipes, e utilizam apenas 42 cartas (22 arcanos antepassados, 16 figuras e também os 4 ases). Ter impulso necessário para crescer e também permitir andamento ao que deseja, mais com buscar energia constantemente destinado a preservar a alimentação em expansão são aspectos que motivam essas pessoas.

■Características nos pessoas não evoluídos: Vícios, boêmia, indivíduos menos amante alegórico pela vida, colocam nos outros a culpa daquilo que elas não querem enxergar e não aceitam seus defeitos. Melhor ainda, no momento em que a atitude jamais é de fatalismo, porém sim de trabalhar a situação, uma nova letra será a mais fundamental: conselho para labutar ou aprimorar a discórdia.

Já me ocorreram situações em que parada parecia não realizar intuito um, mesmo consulente tendo planejado uma dúvida objetiva. Pelo que conta seu caso é com clarividência e baratino astral, aproveite isto em teu caminho, na sua trajeto. Há um coeficiente que altera as energias com alguém e pode dar grande diferença na análise de sua aura: a presença de espíritos desencarnados ligados à indivíduo.

Se consulente chega perguntando se é um bom momento para agredir em certa viagem, e sai com a chave em psicologiquês de que sua necessidade de viajar este relacionado ao processo de alívio de qualquer ocorrências”, sem um sim ou não objetivos destinado a a discórdia, existe 99% de chance de que se trate com certo charlatão que não saiba ler Tarot e esteja apenas enrolando com certa verborragia calcada em chavões com manuais de auto-ajuda.

A carta com tarot do agitado é representada através de número 15, na numerologia é aproximado a 6 (1+5) , a força do algarismo 6 corresponde a bilhete dos enamorados, sendo certa corrente ligada a carne e erotismo natural com cada localizar-se. Perfeitamente, as cartas de Tarot podem ajudar você a escutar essa voz nuclear e também aceitar sua mensagem.

dr. Nandor Fadar coletou alguns casos destinado a ilustrar teu cenário classificatório das diversas modalidades de clarividência, e também não é difícil observar na sua exemplificação as dificuldades que oferece uma exata conceituação que é realmente clarividência.

[amazingmsme]

Hide and Shriek

AN: First fic of 2022 woohoo! I finally got around to writing a full length wwdits fic because those vamps are fucking babies who need to be wrecked. I’m really happy that I got to post it before the new semester started! Please enjoy Guillermo playing hide and seek with our favorite vampires!

"I'm boooored," Nandor whined rather loudly, tilting his head back dramatically so his voice carried through the room. Guillermo sighed, straightening the knickknacks on the shelf in front of him.

"What do you want me to do about it Master?" he asked, sounding exasperated.

"I don't know, we could play a game or something," he suggested from the couch.

"Okay well how about the quiet game? I like that one," he said. When Nandor hissed, he rolled his eyes, "Okay so not that. Why not hide and seek?"

Nandor seemingly perked up. "What's that?" he asked curiously.

"You don't know how to play hide and seek? It's a kids game," Guillermo said with a smirk, shooting a glance at one of the cameramen who barely suppressed a snicker.

"Yes well I was a child a very long time ago! Need I remind you that I am a vampire?" he defended himself, sass in his voice.

"Not at all, you make it abundantly clear," he snarked right back. Nandor squinted at him, unsure if that was meant to be an insult. Guillermo explained how to play the game. "So one person counts while everyone else hides, then you have to go around trying to find them."

Nandor nodded along, clearly interested in the game. "Okay, and what happens when you find them? Are they punished?"

Guillermo cocked his head, brows furrowing together. "Um, no. No, nothing happens, you just lose." Nandor visibly deflated, waving a dismissive hand in his direction.

"So you just go "aaah I found you! I win!" That sounds very boring Guillermo, great job," he mock praised. The sound recorder and camera man shared a knowing look. He was in one of those moods, which meant a long day for the crew, and frankly everyone else in the house.

"Hey it's only boring if you suck at playing. It sounds to me like you're just afraid to lose. I mean, who knows, if you're good enough at hiding and the seeker gives up on finding you, you could win," he said, trying to cast doubt on his master's skills. He knew Nandor would take the bait; he never backed down from a challenge.

"Hey I could totally win! I just think it doesn't sound very fun. There's no excitement," he argued, just for the sake of arguing. "I mean what am I supposed to do while I wait for you to find me? I just think there needs to be higher stakes to spice it up a little," he said with a shrug.

"Trust me, I'll make sure you won't want to be caught," Guillermo said darkly, and even the camera crew were slightly scared and interested to see what the vampire slaying bodyguard had in mind.

"Why? What are you planning?" Nandor asked sitting up. It was clear he shared the same unsettled curiosity.

"Well... I don't know yet, but it'll be something fun. For me, it won't be for you. You'll probably hate it," he said confidently. He was totally bluffing. Collin Robinson appeared in the doorway, having been eavesdropping.

"You know, you should douse him in glitter. It goes everywhere, and you won't get it completely off of you for a good two months," he suggested. Guillermo shook his head.

"Absolutely not, because I know I'm the one who'll be stuck cleaning it."

Collin chuckled and shrugged. "It was worth a shot. I was kind of looking forward to it. But if you're still looking for suggestions, I got one-"

"No thank you Collin Robinson," Nandor interrupted, waving him off.

"But I was gonna-"

"Full offense Collin Robinson, but your suggestions stink," he said with a half apologetic grimace. His mouth dropped in shock at the insult. He turned to address Guillermo as he spoke.

"What I was going to say is that when he loses the game you should just tickle him. It seems to really annoy most people, I always get a great feed when I do it." He glared at Nandor as he left, "How's that for raised stakes?"

"Fucking guy," Nandor mumbled under his breath, glaring right back at him. Guillermo clapped his hands together to get his attention.

"So are we playing the game or not? Because I still have some work to do around the house-"

"Nooo we are playing this game! But I am not going to be the only one. Nadja! Lazlo!" He stood up from the couch, calling their names down the hall. They both peaked out from one of the rooms, looking only slightly annoyed.

"What is it?" Nadja asked crossing her arms.

"We are going to be playing hide and seek and Guillermo is it," he declared.

"I think you mean you are going to be playing hide and seek. That game's for fucking children," Lazlo said, poking him in the chest.

"Then there would be no point in playing! Oh, and you won't want Guillermo to find you," he said cryptically before running off giggling.

"Wait why won't we want him to find us? Oh forget it, he's already gone." They could already hear Guillermo starting to count. Lazlo grabbed his wife by the shoulders, looking at her lovingly.

"My love, you know I adore you. But you're on your fucking own. Bat!" And with that, he transformed into a bat and flew off to hide in some tiny little nook and cranny.

"Oh you bloody bastard! Fine, I'm off to find a hiding spot that's way better than wherever you are!" she called out and stormed off to hide somewhere. Guillermo paused his counting, cracking an eye open to glance at the camera. "They're not gonna be very good at this," he smirked. He finished counting and set off to find where everyone was. The hunt was on.

He started on the lower floor, going from room to room. He noticed the door to his master's room was cracked, which it certainly hadn't been before. He stepped inside, taking a look around. Nothing stood out to him immediately, but he just knew someone was in here. After checking a few hiding spot, he walked over to he coffin in the middle of the room. He tapped his fingers on the polished wood, a sly smile on his face.

"You know, if it's not you in there Master, Nandor's gonna be pretty pissed that someone else hid in his bed," he said loud enough for them to hear. Nadja tensed up, squeezing her eyes shut and biting her lip. She silently begged him not to open the casket, not wanting to be found so soon, but alas, she saw light peak in as he opened the lid.

"Huh, for some reason I didn't expect to find you first," he mused.

"Yeah well, neither did I," she grumbled, sitting up in the casket. Guillermo stood on the stool next to it so that he could reach in. He hesitated only slightly before reaching out to squeeze her sides. She squealed before slapping a hand over her mouth, smacking his hand away with the other.

"What the hell was that for?" she snapped. He offered a sheepish grin. "This is what happens when you lose." He squeezed her sides again and she fell into bright, bubbly giggles.

"Fucking stohohohop!" she demanded, twisting back and forth.

"I will in a second," he assured, scribbling his fingers over her stomach. She snorted, legs kicking wildly as her laugh bordered on cackling. He pinched up her ribs before burying underneath her arms.

"Ihihi'll bloody kihihill you Gihihizmo!" she cried out between her incessant giggling. Guillermo figured since she was too busy laughing, he wouldn't correct her on his name. Because he feared her wrath the most, he was true to his word and let up soon after.

"Urgh I never should've played this game, I just knew there was going to be some stupid twist like that," she complained, sitting back up and straightening her dress. When she saw the camera pointed right at her, she blushed and rose a hand to cover her face. Guillermo politely offered her his hand to help her out of the coffin, but she shoved it away and stomped down all by herself with a huff.

"I hope there's no hard feelings Nadja. But if there are, it was all Collin Robinson's idea," he said, not above throwing him under the bus.

"Of course it was," she hissed. "Im going to go finding that stinking shit and make him pay. As for you," she said, pointing a finger at him and advancing on him. He gulped, taking a few steps back. "I hope you know what you started. Because I will have my revenge. And I know my husband and he will be more than thrilled to help me after this. So I'd watch it if I were you," she threatened, poking all over his tummy and sides, making a few giggles of his own slip out. "But do go for his knees and ears, they're my favorite spots," she advised with a tiny smile.

She left, but not before properly threatening the camera man, glaring him down and pointing at him as well. "And don't you fucking dare air that!" She hissed for good measure, leaving the room with a twirl on her skirt.

Guillermo made his way to the library, having a good idea of where he could find Lazlo. He knew he was in bat form, having heard him yell so out loud before going off to hide. He gave a heavy sigh before browsing through the vast porn section, moving the books and magazines out of the way to search for him. The third shelf from the bottom had a book propped up like a tent. Perfect. He reached down and grabbed something small and fuzzy. He pulled his hand out, cupping little bat Lazlo in his hands. It was rather adorable.

He transformed back with a heavy sigh. "I should've known you'd end up looking for me in here." Guillermo nodded in agreement.

"Yeah I don't think anyone's surprised." And before he could psych himself out of it, he lunged forward, pinning him against the bookcase.

"Oh shit he's attacking me!" Lazlo cried out in fear. He was completely justified in his response, he was still just a tad bit weary of him since learning he was a vampire slayer.

"Yeah, a tickle attack!" he declared, squeezing  his hips. Lazlo barked out a surprised laugh, curling in on himself. "Whahahat the hehehell?"

Ah, so this is what Nandor had meant. "Whahahat ihis the meheheaning ohohof this?" he asked, slowly sinking to the floor. Guillermo found it interesting how he wasn't really fighting back.

"Nandor thought I needed to spice up the game," he said, this time throwing the blame onto his master.

"Thahat stupid bahahastard- dohohon't!" he squealed and scrunched his neck, hysterical snickers filling the air. Guillermo scratched blunt nails over the shell of his ear and just behind it. His head shook back and forth, a scrunched up smile on his face. "Ihihi'll bihihite you!" he threatened, but even he knew it was a weak lie.

"I don't think Nandor would appreciate that, and frankly neither do I," he taunted, bringing his other hand up to flutter at his neck. Lazlo's knees gave out from under him when he tried to make a dash for it and Guillermo went for his ribs.

"Nohoho you can't dohoho thihis to mehehe!" he whined through his laughs, squirming on the floor.

"Sure I can! You agreed to playing the game after all, so you just have to face the consequences," he said in a chipper voice, scratching between each rib. He was clearly enjoying turning the vampire into a giggly mess and wasn't afraid to show it.

"Don't forget to go for the knees Guillermo," Nadja coached from the doorway. Her eyes sparkled and she wore a sadistically gleeful yet loving grin. He listened to her instructions and squeezed around his kneecaps, making him shriek in hysterics.

"Plehehease hehehelp mehehe!" he begged to her.

"I would except I'm rather enjoying the show," she said with a quick laugh of her own. She shot the camera a guilty and unapologetic look before turning back to watch her husband become undone.

"Thihihis is soho uncalled for ahahand uhuhutterly humiliatihihihing!" he cackled, curling on his side and kicking his legs out.

"Maybe for you, but I'm feeling rather proud of myself," Guillermo boasted before finally backing off. He gave his back a gentle rub as an apology as Lazlo sat up.

He gave a dramatic cough, acting oh so pitiful after such an assault. "I hate you, this will not be the end of it. Mark my fucking words," he threatened, cheeks still a noticeable pink. Nadja cooed and helped him stand up to leave. He still wore a small smile, trying and failing to will it away. He looked at the ground, casting quick glances at Guillermo and the camera, clearly embarrassed. He paused before leaving, stopping right in front of the cameraman and leveling him with a glare. "And don't you dare air that fucking tape," he threatened before making his leave. Nadja got right in front of the lens, waggling her eyebrows with an open mouthed grin before attacking her husband from behind, making him scream in laughter once more.

Guillermo couldn't help but smile himself. "Well, I guess now I know how to keep them in line from now on. Should've done this years ago," he said to himself.

He saved the best for last. Oh how he would enjoy this. Years of bossing around, playful mockery, and just overall whininess lead to this moment. Nandor's had this coming for far too long, and Guillermo definitely planned on making up for lost time after this was over.

After scouring the ground floor, he made his way up the stairs and began searching for his master. "Nandoooor, come out come out wherever you are," he called out in the empty halls. His voice echoed until it reached Nandor, causing a chill to run up his spine. An anxious excitement built up inside his chest as he heard his familiar grow closer.

After a few rooms came up empty, Guillermo made his way to the cape closet. When Nandor saw a crack of light from the door opening, he went completely stiff. He hid his face behind one of Lazlo's large and extravagant collars, hoping Guillermo would overlook it.

The familiar turned bodyguard scanned the hanging capes, smirking to himself when he saw his master's shoes. "Damn, where could he possibly be?" he mused aloud. "There's nothing in here but empty, lifeless capes," he said with a taunting tone. Nandor had a feeling he knew he was in there.

Guillermo ran his hand over the hanging capes, pausing when he reached Nandor. "Now wait a minute. This cape isn't supposed to be lumpy!" he teased, beginning to poke and squeeze up his torso. Nandor squirmed and started giggling, so he emerged from the forest of capes. He held his hands in front of him for protection, a nervous smile breaking out over his face.

"Ohokay you found me, you win," Nandor conceded, fangs peaking out from behind his lips. Guillermo tilted his head, a sly smirk on his face. "Wasn't it you who said it would be boring without raised stakes?"

Nandor's mouth hung open and he glanced at the camera as he thought of a smart retort. "People can change their mind you know." Guillermo's smirk only grew upon hearing those words.

"Yeah, I bet hearing your friends laugh up a storm, knowing you're next would make you rethink some things," he teased. Surprisingly, Nandor's cheeks flushed a bright pink, which was unusual for the vampire, except on rare occasions. Mostly regarding Guillermo... Interesting.

"Nooo that is completely unrelated!"

Guillermo rolled his eyes with a fond expression in place. "Sure it is Master." He flashed a wide, smug smile at the camera before pinning Nandor to the wall. The vampire was taken aback by just how quick he was and struggled against his hold.

Guillermo looked over his shoulder as Nandor continued his escape attempts, playful annoyance written clear on his face. "Pft, this guy, amirite?" he gestured to the taller man with a nod of his head the same time Nandor muttered, "Fucking guy!"

"You know, unless you're laughing hysterically I don't wanna hear it from you," Guillermo taunted. He used his leg to swipe his feet out from under him, catching him in a dip just before he hit the floor. They were both frozen for a moment, just staring into each other's eyes. They each wore a faint blush creeping up their cheeks.

"Oh Guillermo..." Nandor said, just a tad bit breathless. "You nearly fucking dropped me!" The camera crew barely contained their collective sigh. Just when they thought they were having a moment! Apparently, Guillermo didn't appreciate his little outburst either and let him drop the rest of the way to the floor.

Nandor whined, rubbing the back of his head mostly for show. He looked over at the camera and pointed, "You got that, right Dave? He just let me plummet to the cold hard ground like a rock- hey don't roll your eyes at me!" He was too busy monologuing to notice Guillermo straddling his waist until it was too late.

"You're a bit of a drama queen, you know that?"

"Yes, Nadja tells me quite often," he said begrudgingly.

"Well I feel like we've drug this out long enough," Guillermo mused, cracking his knuckles. Nandor tensed at the sound, squeezing his eyes shut as he braced himself. He waited a few seconds and... nothing.

Nandor peaked his eyes open, immediately regretting it. Guillermo looked downright evil staring him down like that, fingers wiggling above his belly. He let out a small squeak, nervous giggles bubbling up his throat. His reaction in turn made Guillermo chuckle. Nandor squirmed under him, pouting slightly.

"I thought you said you were going to get on with it!" he whined. Guillermo cocked his head with a smirk, arching a brow.

"Eager are we?" he teased, drumming his fingers on the soft flesh. Nandor shook his head, trying hard to keep his giggles at bay.

"N-no! I mohohost definitely aham not!" he denied, blush growing stronger. Guillermo skittered his fingers over his belly, drawing out more reluctant chuckles from the vampire. He kneaded the small amount of pudge of his midsection, earning a few snorts and swears.

"H-hohohow cahan you dohoho this toho me Guillermo?" he cried out dramatically.

"Oh I've been wanting to do this for ages, I was just always scared what you'd do to me. But now I know you won't do anything!" he chirped.

"Excuse me?" he barked out through his laughter. Thanks to his recent meal, Nandor's blush was a rather rosy hue, which Guillermo just adored. "Ihihi wihihill kihihill you for thihihis!"

His familiar rolled his eyes. "That's a big fuss for something you asked for," he taunted. Nandor tried to hiss through his hysterics, but it just turned into a stream of very cute and very nonthreatening snickers.

"I dihihid noho such thihihing!" he denied adamantly. Guillermo cocked his head, a downright evil smirk in place as he cocked a brow.

"Oh really? But you still insisted on playing even after Collin Robinson's little twist," he noted, digging his fingers into his belly. His laughter raised an octave, and he thrashed around as he started spidering his sides. "You knew it would end like this," he said in a matter of fact tone.

"Ihihi thought you would gihihive up!" Guillermo gasped in mock offense.

"I'm the only one who cleans this house; I know it better than the back of my hand. You really think I'd just give up without searching everywhere? Your fate was sealed the moment I started counting," he taunted over the sound of Nandor's hysterics.

He dug his fingers into his belly, drawing out loud cackles. Guillermo giggled when his master let out a loud shriek, curling up on his side. He flashed a wink towards the camera before leaning in close to his ear to tease him.

"Kitchy kitchy coo! Who's a ticklish vampire?" he asked in a patronizing, babyish tone. Nandor growled through his boisterous laughter, hiding his face in his hands.

"Nohohot mehehe!" he cried defiantly. Guillermo cocked his head to the side in amusement.

"Oh but it's definitely you. Why else would you be so giggly?"

"I dohohon't gihiggle!" Nandor argued, causing the other man to shoot one of his signature looks at the camera.

"Of course you don't Master," he agreed with him easily, but let his hands continue their work. When he pinched his hips, Nandor let out a sharp cry that quickly dissolved into deep, frantic laughter. He slapped at his hands, bucking like a bull.

"Guillermo! Thihihis ihihisn't fahahair!" he whined. His face was scrunched adorably, fangs on full display thanks to his wide, joyful smile.

"Um, after everything I do for the four of you I think this is completely fair," he deadpanned, but a satisfied smirk played at the corners of his mouth. "Besides, you agreed to this. Insisted on playing, actually, so if you really wanted to you could stop me. Probably," he winked, scratching up his sides. Embarrassed snorts and snickers escaped as he thrashed about on the floor.

"Ohohokahahay you mahade your pohohoint! Ihihi gihihive up, you win! You wihihin!" he conceded, desperately trying to crawl away. Guillermo chuckled and released him, using a hand to straighten his master's rumpled clothes.

"Damn right I win," he flashed a very satisfied grin at the camera. "I hope it's safe to say you're not bored anymore."

Nandor sat up with an exaggerated groan, cheeks still tinged pink. "I uh, think it would be hard for anyone to say they're bored after that," he admitted, keeping his gaze down.  "But even if they were, they'd have to be very stupid to admit it. I mean, you could pounce at any moment!" he pointed out, giving him a weary look that Guillermo met with a fond one of his own. With only a hint of smugness.

Nandor turned his attention to the camera crew that had just documented his demise. "And as for all of you!" he hissed, pointing an accusatory finger at them.  "If you so much as air a single second of what just transpired I swear on John that I will make every day of your lives absolutely miserable!" he threatened. He was bluffing, but even his bluffs were frightening enough to make you pause for thought.

"No you won't Master. They're just doing their job," Guillermo took up for them. Nandor turned to him, head cocked to the side with narrowed eyes.

"Well maybe they're doing their job a little too well," he grumbled. Both of their attention was drawn to the sound of high pitched hysterics ringing through the halls.

"Mm, sounds like they got Colin Robinson," Guillermo noted casually, hiding the devious smirk that wanted to take place. His plan of throwing the blame away from him seemed to be working.

"Good. This whole thing is his fault, he should have to endure it just like we all had to," he said, feeling no remorse for the energy vampire. "In fact, you're next."

Guillermo paled, cocking his head to the side to look at him. He blinked a few times, lips twitching from nervous energy that hadn't been there a second ago. "W-wha-what? But I was just playing the game-"

"Yes, but you forget who you are playing with. Did you think I was just going to let you get away with this?" he asked, amusement clear in his tone.

"Well I-"

"I'm already dreaming up the perfect plot for my revenge. Oh, and just so you're aware, Nadja and Lazlo are a ruthless pair." He let out a low, evil chuckle. "Oh you really fucked yourself this time," Nandor taunted.

Guillermo sighed, a giddy energy swarmed around him and put him on edge. "I guess I have." He would soon find out what it was like to be totally at their mercy. But until then, he would be jumpy and anxious, casting glances over his shoulder and keeping a good distance between all of them.

As it turns out, that episode had the highest ratings of any one to date. And the hell that the vampires put the crew through was worth it.

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Can we take a moment & appreciate Nandor’s tummy?

Like you can tell he’s still very strong, but like in a normal & healthy way. He looks like a nice man to hug

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Hngnfnnf thinking about Guillermo playfully taking out his revenge on Nandor for all the times he was rude by tickling the shit out of him. Guillermo definitely knows all of his spots after so long of being swatted away because he accidentally brushed against Nandor’s side while fixing his cape and similar things like that.

You have no idea how much I adore this thought. This lives in my head rent free. I just want Guillermo to snap & get some well deserved revenge for all the times Nandor wrecked him. & Nandor is canonically ticklish I’m literally begging for an actual t scene next season like PLEASE! He’s very emo right now & needs to lighten up. Guillermo knew most of his spots before he ever actually tried anything so he went in well prepared.

Based on looks you’d think Nandor is more ler & Guillermo more lee but tbh I think it’s flipped cause Guillermo is such a badass & has learned to not take so much of their shit. So he’s starting to stand up for himself & isn’t afraid to wreck them so he can take a break. & Nandor is so needy & craves affection & attention so he totally lets it happen if he’s in a decent mood. They’re just both major switches & you never know who’s gonna get who.

I have a lot of thoughts about this show

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Pwease… what we do in the shadows prompts?🥺