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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Perfection is Relative ˖ ݁݁ 𖥔.
~Soooo I’m in my rewatch-comfort-shows era, and Helluva Boss is next. I can’t wait for the newest episode, so I’m trying to get the insanity out with this. For anyone who happens to read this, I hope you Enjoy!~
Lee: Moxxie
Ler: Millie
Summary: Moxxie is second-guessing himself and stressing out about his appearance. Millie notices and decides to lovingly remind her husband what the word “perfect” truly means in this life.
Warnings: spoilers for Helluva Boss and fluffy couple romance (few kisses)! This is a tickle fic, so if you don’t like that, scroll away!!
Moxxie had always had confidence issues. Be it moral dilemmas, other’s perceptions or just general life itself, he would second-guess himself and shy away. However, there was one thing he could always trust himself to nail: his presentations.
Whenever Blitz had a performance-based job, Moxxie put his best hoof forward and found a rare spark of assurance and self-confidence. His outfits were on point, any makeup was flawless, and he got into the metaphorical zone. Nobody could ruin that for him, or so he thought.
At the summer camp, Moxxie had spent a good few hours designing his persona and the look of it. He was actually pretty proud of it. That was, until those teenage girls and everyone else at the camp insulted his appearance and disregarded his existence.
Millie and him had already discussed how it made him feel, and while he was incredibly happy for and proud of his wife, he couldn’t get those thoughts out of his head. It bled into his everyday planning, making him critique every little detail about himself. Like that morning, where he’d spent half an hour adjusting his bowtie position.
“Maybe a bit lower to point the focus…” Moxxie mumbled to himself, loosening his bowtie once again. He’d left the bedroom door open, too focused on the mirror to notice. He didn’t even notice as his wife peeked in, nor he did he catch her small, knowing sigh.
“Honey…what’re you doing?” Millie came up behind him, resting her hands on his waist. She’d noticed his extra self-consciousness lately, but she hoped it was something he’d work out. It was apparently deeper than that, though, so she was at the ready with support and a - hopefully - helpful conversation.
“Adjusting my bow. It’s not really symmetrical, and I want it to send a certain message about me.” His words were a bit rushed, giving his wife a peek into the swirling storm of his mind. She wasn’t happy with what she saw.
“You really don’t need to worry, Mox. You look amazin’ already.” Millie gently grabbed his chin, turned him and kissed him. He sighed at the affection, pulling away after a second. Moxxie felt bad about kissing her; he wasn’t good enough yet. Millie deserved the world, and he couldn’t help but feel inadequate.
“If you say so, Mills. Just let me fix up a few more things.” Moxxie tugged at his collar, adjusting the bow and tugging his hair into place.
Now, Millie could’ve just left her husband to finish getting ready. However, doing so would’ve meant letting him think he needed any of the extra glitz and ritz he was putting forth. He was handsome and wonderful enough as-is; she was determined to get that through to him.
With a suppressed smirk, the female imp grabbed his chin once again, her tail snaking around his waist. Moxxie was oblivious to her true plot, just suspecting she wanted attention. “Millie, just gimme one seco- EEP!”
He cut himself off with a squeak as Millie’s claws skittered across his neck. Down below, the pointy tip of her tail was dragging along his side. The smirk was no longer suppressed, her adorable tooth gap showing in the playful grin.
“Mihihillie! Whahat are youhu dohohohoing?!” Moxxie squirmed and wriggled, trying to slip away from his wife. Millie wrapped her free arm around his waist, securing him while adding more wiggling fingers to his stomach.
“Gettin’ you outta your head, Mox. You got too much judgmental crud about yourself up there.” Millie placed a fluttery kiss behind his ear, making him squeak once again. Her fingers were still going at it, dragging the pointed claws along his belly and neck while her tail teased his side.
Moxxie instinctively folded like a lawn chair, his giggles squeaky and scratchy. His wife’s arm was the only thing keeping him from dropping to the floor.
“Mihihills! I cahahan’t- KYAAhahaha!” The sharpshooter kicked his hooves, each impact making a small clack against their wooden floor. Millie couldn’t help but coo at this.
“Aww, there we go, sugar~” She purred, chuckling against the warm skin of his neck. His careful bowtie placement was all messy now, skewed and crooked from Millie’s evil affection. She was hoping to get him all nice and messy before she stopped. He needed to see how amazing he was at his least dolled-up.
While his giggles were certainly music to her ears, she was looking for something with a bit more gusto. Millie wanted to really make him laugh.
Quickly spinning her husband around, she pushed him down onto their bed and grabbed his thighs. Moxxie’s eyes went as wide as saucers, but before he could say a word, her claws were wiggling into his sensitive skin.
“NAHAHAHO! MIHIHILIHIE PLEHEHEASE!” Moxxie’s precious giggles quickly rocketed up to loud, screeching cackles as Millie targeted his worst spot. He thrashed on the bed, ruining his hair and untucking his shirt in the process. She was quick to take advantage of that, slipping her tail underneath the fabric to tease his stomach once again.
“O-OHOHO MY SAHAHATAN!” Small tears of mirth gathered in the corners of his eyes, his cheeks stained a deeper, purple-ish red. The blush was adorable to Millie, though his tears showed she had gone far enough. She stilled her fingers, kissing his smiling lips.
“Ihihihi… oho cruhuhums…” Moxxie took a few deep, giggly breaths as he tried to regain his composure. That attack had come out of nowhere, but he didn’t exactly hate it. “Whahat was thahat for?”
“I already told ya, hon. You’re bein’ too hard on yourself.” Millie rolled off him, lying down beside her husband. He sighed, shaking his head.
“I juhust…I dunno, Millie. It’s just not enough. I need to be perfect.” She brushed a bit of his unruly hair back in place, humming. “I think you look pretty damn perfect right now, Mox. You’re only perfect when you’re you.”
Moxxie felt himself tear up at that. Millie was just…so herself. He thought she was perfect, so…maybe she was right. Leaning forward, he kissed her lovingly, his tail wrapping around hers.
Millie smiled into the soft embrace, cupping his face with one hand as the other held him close. He was so adorable just then: rosy cheeks, loving eyes, messy hair and love-drunk eyes. She could gaze at him for eternity and never tire of his most natural beauty.
“Uhum…what were we getting ready for again?” Moxxie asked as he pulled away, finally remembering that they had planned on going somewhere. It did kind of spoil the moment, but he genuinely couldn't remember.
“Well, I think…Blitz called us in? Somethin’ about a pop-up client.” Millie sighed, knowing that their boss was probably ready to kill them for not being there yet. She didn't regret a damn thing, of course; Moxxie was more important than work.
“Shit…you wanna get ready together?” Moxxie shrugged, offering the small moment. Millie looked him over one last time, taking in her perfectly amazing mess of a husband before nodding.
“Sounds good, Mox. But no spendin’ forever on silly things, got it?” She booped his nose for emphasis, wiggling a few sneaky fingers on his side. Moxxie giggled and jerked away, playfully glaring at her.
“Gohot it,” he agreed, sticking his tongue out with a smirk. Millie rolled her eyes before hopping off the bed as well, joining him by the mirror.
Moxxie looked into the reflective glass, seeing himself in near complete disarray. But, with Millie’s smiling figure by his side, loving every bit of him unconditionally, he couldn't help but like what he saw just that much more.
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Blitz's Mistake
Set after Apology Tour because that episode made me sad, and I needed to get this out to combat the sads.
Summary: Blitz is falling down a hole of self-hate again. It's up to Moxxie and Millie to pull him out before he goes too deep. And while the method they use is unconventional, it's not like Blitz minds.
Word Count: 1.2k
Warnings: Lotsa swearing (it's Blitzo c'mon) Apology Tour spoilers (don't read if you've not seen the episode) general depression things throughout but with fluff obviously :3
Enjoy <3
“Fuck, Fizz was right… I’m gonna die alone, aren’t I?”
“Do you have any kind of remorse for what you do?”
“Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault!"
The negative thoughts swirled around Blitz’s head without relenting once, the poor imp in utter turmoil. He had fucked up. He had fucked up so badly, even as he slammed his head into the van’s horn with a loud BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
He just wanted to go home. Tears rolled down the imp’s scarred face as his hands shakily gripped the wheel, and he rubbed the crystal on his arm, the harsh reminder of Stolas literally a part of him.
“Fuck… I’m such a screw-up. Fuck this party. Fuck everything, fuck everyone!” Blitz growled, slamming his foot on the accelerator as the imp drove, recklessly blazing through the portal and back into Hell. Once he reached the headquarters of I.M.P, he pushed roughly past Moxxie, sending papers flying out of his hands and slammed the door of his office. Blitz flopped onto his office chair, slamming his head against the desk, his horns scraping the surface of the wood.
“Fuck. Fuck, fuck, FUCK!” Blitz yelled from within. His anger gave way to utter desperation and misery, and the imp covered his face, weeping quietly. For the love of Satan, why did he have to suck at relationships? He’d ruined everything…
“Blitz?” came the voice of Moxxie, as the freckled imp approached. Blitz groaned softly, giving his head another hard whack on the desk. Moxxie gasped and grabbed Blitz’s head to stop him before Blitz could get the chance to smash his head on the desk a third damn time.
“Don’t do that, sir! You’re gonna hurt yourself!”
“Fucking good. Look, if you came in here to say that you want a pay rise, Moxx, it’s not fucking happening.” Blitz shot back, his eyes a bit dizzy from the force of his head being smashed against the desk. Moxxie sighed, as he gently placed the papers on Blitz’s desk.
“What happened, Blitz?” Moxxie asked. Blitz just immediately deflated. He placed his head in his hands, mumbling quietly.
“Fucked up with Stolas… I fucked up so bad, Moxxie.” Blitz whispered. Moxxie sighed. Blitz had his faults. He had a lot of faults. But Moxxie knew that Blitz meant well in his intentions, even if they didn’t exactly come off the way he desired them to.
“Do you wanna talk about it, Blitz? Might make you feel better.”
“Fuck, no. No, I don’t want to be reminded. Just… need to forget. Preferably with alcohol or something.” Blitz murmured.
“Blitz, drowning yourself in booze will not help this.” Moxxie said. Blitz waved him off.
“It will if I try hard enough. Fuck… please just leave me alone, Moxxie…”
“No way. Hang on, Blitz. Millie, honey! Come in here a second!” Moxxie called.
“Moxxie, darlin’? What’s- oh, Blitz! What happened?” the Wrath imp asked as she walked into the office, to see Blitz moping at his desk and Moxxie trying to console him. But clearly Moxxie was not going to get anywhere with it.
“He’s moping because he, quote, ‘fucked up with Stolas.’ Is there any way to cheer him up?” Moxxie explained. Millie thought for a bit, but then a mischievous smile graced her face.
“Well, I s’pose I could do what I do to you when you’re upset, Moxx~”
“Millie, Moxxie is your pegging toy, not me.” Blitz mumbled, his tail lashing. He didn’t hear anything in response, so he looked up. The door was open and Moxxie and Millie were gone. Blitz groaned and banged his head hard into the desk yet again.
“Fuckin’ gone and done it again, haven’t you, Blitz? You’re shit at this stuff. Why did I ever try and-?”
And that was when Blitz felt a tingling on his sides. He gasped and lurched back, only to be met with the grinning face of Moxxie above him. The freckled imp grabbed Blitz’s hands and hoisted them above his head, while Millie worked Blitz’s belly with her little fingers skating over every tickle spot Blitz knew he had. The normally tough-talking imp was reduced to a puddle of laughter in seconds.
“Nohohohoho! M-Millie! Millie, you fuhuhuhuckin’ dihihihiHIHICK!” Blitz laughed, his legs twitching as he fought not to kick out. He didn’t want to hurt Millie.
Moxxie fake gasped. “That is no way to talk to my wife! Apologise!”
“N-Nehehever! NOHOHO, FUCK!” Blitz cried out, Millie refusing to let up. The husband and wife duo shared a devious smirk with each other. And then Moxxie said the words that Blitz was hoping he wouldn’t.
“Get the spikes on his back, Millie.”
“Your wish is my command, Moxxie. Get ready, Blitz~!”
“MIHIHILLIE, DOHOHON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT- AAAAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! MIHIHILLIE, MOHOHOXXIE, STAHAHAP!” Blitz shrieked, feeling them tickle his back spikes.
“I’m not even tickling you, Blitz. That’s all Millie. I’m just keeping you still. You can get out, surely.” Moxxie stated, but he knew the taller imp had no chance of getting out. Not against the total tickle monster (er, imp) that was Millie.
“FEELS- GAHAHA! FUCK! I-It feels weheheheird!” Blitz giggled, shuffling his legs. He was trying so hard not to kick Millie.
“Feels weird, Blitz? Hmm, I don’t think that’s the word, sugar. I think the word is ‘tickle’. Wouldn’t you agree, Moxx?” Millie crooned.
“Oh, I definitely would, Millie. Shy or something, Blitz? Or is it possibly… that Mister Mopey here can’t say the word tickle?” Moxxie added.
“Fu- AHAHA! F-Fuck you both!” Blitz snickered, his squirming increasing with each tickle.
“You should really let yaself laugh more, Blitz. It’s very adorable.” Millie said, coming out from the desk. She used this time to migrate her tickles down to Blitz’s belly, relishing in the snorting giggles she pulled from her normally emotionally unavailable boss.
“I am nohohot adorable!” Blitz babbled, finally kicking his legs now that Millie wasn’t at risk of being hit. But Blitz could never last tickling for very long. Stolas used to do it unintentionally when they laid together after their ‘arrangement’ was done. And Blitz didn’t want to lose moments like that. For now, he took this distraction and let himself be tickled silly.
“G-Guys, plehehease. Ehehenough.” Blitz quietly begged after about ten minutes. Sweat beaded his forehead. Satan’s beard, whoever the hell said that tickling wasn’t a good workout were liars.
Moxxie and Millie looked at each other and then they nodded. Millie moved away from tickling Blitz, and Moxxie gently let go of Blitz’s arms.
“Chin up, Blitz. This kinda stuff will work out eventually.” Millie reassured. Moxxie nodded alongside her.
“Yeah. You both need to work on yourselves, but I think you two can make it. True love is true love, and it comes whenever you need it to.”
“You’re watching too many Disney movies, Moxx.” Blitz murmured. But he knew Moxxie was right.
“What was that, sir?” Moxxie asked, his fingers twitching as he slowly walked towards Blitz. Blitz giggled weakly and threw his hands up to defend himself.
“Hehehe, fuck no! Not again, haha!”
Moxxie laughed too. “Just kidding, Blitz.”
“Ugh, Satan’s balls, you got me good. But- ugh. But once I get my energy back, I’m gonna wreck you little shits until you can’t breathe.” Blitz threatened light-heartedly.
Moxxie and Millie shared a satisfied smirk as they both left. Blitz watched them leave, and he leant back in his chair with a grin on his face. Maybe Moxxie and Millie were right. Maybe once he fixed everything that was wrong with him… maybe deep down behind the hatred for himself, there was an imp that Stolas could think was worth loving again.
The End!
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uhh well I went in to see if you wrote helluva boss and you did! I can't tell you how happy I am and can there be one from you like lee blitz and lers moxxie, millie and loona? I don't know, maybe while they were meeting together, Blitz might be teasing Moxxie about how sensitive and ticklish he is. (because why not)
He may mock Moxxie to the point of making him blush and get angry, but there is a truth. he's quite ticklish himself, and what made his find out was when Loona delicately touched his side to tell her father that she needed to stop, and a boss who jumped up and squealed cutely (and who was going to get a big tickling punishment) :>
I thought this would be cute, I really read all of your fics (especially the Lee Lucifer stories♡) this time I would love for you to write a Lee Blitz story, thank you.
Sure thing!
Niceness Necessities
C.W: Swearing, gets a lil intense at the end
Summary: Blitzø won’t stop teasing Moxxie during one of the meeting and Mille and Loona help him out by finding something about Blitz
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What. The. Hell
Blitz now had his claws on an Asmodian Crystal. What was he supposed to do with this thing?! He of course knew that with this crystal he could now travel to the human world without help from Stolas’ grimore but still, how was he supposed to use it??
He wanted to have a meeting with the rest of the I.M.P about this new item but first he wanted to figure out how to use it. So now in his office he sat at his desk on his computer researching the magic crystals.
“Hmm..” Blitz hummed, placing his hand on his chin in thought as he surfed the internet looking through helltube, Sinstagram, Hell’s version on Google but no matter how much he looked he couldn’t find anything on the Asmodian Crystals, were they seriously that rare??
Blitz was getting frustrated at this point at not being able to find anything before it hit him. He was friends with Fizz again, he could literally just go talk to the big man himself! “Stupid stupid stupid!” Blitz reprimanded himself but very pleased at the fact that he’d found a solution to learn about this magic crystal.
Blitz stood from his desk, tail flicking excitedly as he headed for his door and swung it open, meeting the eyes of Moxxie, Millie and Loona. “Listen up fuckers! I found a solution on how to use this fancy-shmancy thing so I’m going to the Lust Ring to learn about it! I’ll be back soon but for now Moxxie hold down the fort till I get back!” Blitz called, heading for the door when Moxxie’s voice stopped him.
“But what if I don’t want to sir?” Moxxie asked, meeting Blitz’s bewildered gaze with a grin, Moxxie (almost) never disobeyed him? But Blitz was not one to back down so he met the smaller imp’s gaze with a challenging grin, pointing a menacing finger at him before replying.
“Then I’ll tickle you to pieces when I get back.” Blitz threatened and chuckled as Moxxie’s face flushed a beet red and he muttered a halfhearted “Fine.” As Blitz headed out the door.
Now outside of the building Blitz headed for his van that was parked in the lot, unlocking it and climbing inside before starting the engine and pulling out of the lot on his way to the train station.
If he remembered the schedules correctly the train for Lust left in 15 minutes, perfect plenty of time for him to get to the station.
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A little while later he arrived there and parked the vehicle, jumping out and shutting the door before locking it and heading for the gate for the train to Lust. Once he located it he got on the train with a few minutes left to spare, finding his seat and sitting down right as the train jostled into motion.
Now on the train Blitz took out his phone and texted Fizz
*Blitz: Fizz?*
*Fizz: Yup? Didn’t expect to hear a text from you*
*Blitz: I know but I just have a question, are you and Ozzie free today? I’m coming to Lust I have a few questions for the big man*
*Fizz: I believe so let me ask…..yep we’re free!*
*Blitz: Great! See you in a bit!*
*Fizz: See ya!*
After that conversation Blitz turned off his phone with a pleased smile, placing it back in his pocket and looking out the window, almost there.
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Now in the Lust Ring Blitz stepped off the train and quickly spotted the large building that belonged to the sin and grinned before heading that way.
He meandered down the street, going past stores and bars all over the place before finally reaching the building where he was met with a guard. “Who might you be?” The guard snapped and Blitz held up his wrist where the Asmodian Crystal sat, “I’d like to see the big man.” Blitz told the guard and he huffed, annoyed before letting Blitz in.
The imp grinned in response and walked inside, as the guard shut the door Blitz was immediately met with Fizz’s grinning face. “Blitz! I haven’t seen you in forever!” The other imp exclaimed and Blitz chuckled, “I know I’ve been busy with my business, where’s Ozzie?” Blitz asked Fizz and he led the other imp to an elevator where they stepped in and pressed a button for the highest floor.
“You guys live at the top?!” Blitz exclaimed, clearly amazed making Fizz laugh, “Yep, Ozzie is royalty after all.” Fizz reminded him and Blitz’s tail flicked irritably at his own antics when they reached the top at last.
When the elevator doors open Fizz stepped out with Blitz in tow and the other imp was amazed by how nice Ozzie’s place was when Fizz led him to a large door which was opened by two guards to allow them in.
“Ozzie!” Fizz called out as the guards shut the door and a few minutes later Asmodius rounded the corner. “Fizzy you’re back! And I see you’ve brought a friend.” Ozzie observed and Blitz bowed in the sin’s presence.
“Hello big man, I just have some questions for you then I’ll be out of your hair.” Blitz told the sin and Asmodeus waved him off, “Don’t worry about it, any friend of Fizz is a friend of mine. Come this way.” Ozzie instructed, leading Blitz and Fizz to his office, shutting the door and rounding the desk to sit.
“So what’s the matter imp?” Ozzie asked and his eyes widened as Blitz held up his wrist that held the crystal. “I see..you want to learn how to use that don’t you?” Ozzie asked the imp and he nodded, “Please, it would be a big help.” Blitz told the other and he nodded, standing up and turning to one of his nearby bookshelves before selecting a book and placing it on the table in front of Blitz.
“This book right here should tell you everything you need to know about my crystals such as what they are and how to use them.” Asmodeus told Blitz who nodded in understanding, “Thank you Ozzie!” Fizz piped up as him and Blitz stood, heading for the door.
“Yeah thanks big man, I’ll be sure to return it once I’m finished!” Blitz called over his shoulder as they stepped out of the office and Ozzie gave him a thumbs up before they shut the door and headed for the elevator again.
“Ozzie’s a good guy.” Blitz told Fizz who nodded, “Yeah he is.” The imp spoke as they rode the elevator back down to the ground floor, upon arriving they stepped out and Fizz walked Blitz to the door.
“Thanks Fizz!” Blitz told his friend and the other imp gave him a thumbs up as Blitz walked back into the down, starting down the street with this new information.
~*~
“What do you think Blitz is doing?” Millie called from her place on the couch and Moxxie and Loona’s gazes flicked over to her. “I’m not sure, he said he was going to Lust to find out about the crystal His Majesty gave him so it’s likely he’s visiting Asmodeus.” Moxxie replied, tail flicking behind him in thought.
“Yeah but who cares, the dumbass can take care of himself.” Loona piped up from her phone and Millie hummed, “If all he was doing was going to talk to Asmodeus why couldn’t we come?” Millie pointed out.
“That’s a good question Millie, maybe he wanted to go by himself.” Moxxie told her and she looked out the window, “Maybe, do you know when he’ll be back?” Millie asked again and was met with a shrug from both of them, Millie knew one thing though. Her boss was a man on a mission right now.
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Now back outside Blitz headed back towards the train station with the new book in his hands. Finally he had the information he needed for the crystal, now all he needed to do was take it back to the I.M.P and review it and the crystal with his team.
“Hell yeah we have the book now..” Blitz muttered to himself as he reached the station and walked into the train back to Pride and sat. As the train jostled into motion once more he opened the book and looked at the contents of the first page.
The writing was written in mostly a different language but luckily Blitz knew the language it was written in so he read a couple of the facts about it, occasionally glancing down at the crystal when he read about something particularly interesting.
“The Asmodian Crystal’s power allows you to teleport at will…interesting..” Blitz muttered to himself, still skimming through the pages and before long the train had arrived back at Pride.
With an excited grin Blitz stepped off the train and headed towards the parking lot where his van sat with the book in hand, tail swishing behind him as he walked.
Once he arrived at his van he climbed inside and shut the door, placing the magic book on the seat before starting the engine and pulling out of the parking lot before heading down the road.
The I.M.P building was about 15 minutes away and Blitz could hardly wait to get back and look over the new information with the others, this would be fun.
~*~
“How much longer do you think he’ll be gone?” Millie piped up again from her place on the couch, “I’m not sure, he should be on his way back by now but I don’t know.” Moxxie spoke from his place beside her.
“Ehh either way it’s fine, Blitz never leaves this place for too long and like the pipsqueak said, the dumbass is probably on his way back already.” Loona commented from her place at her desk, paws propped up on the desk as she scrolled through her Sinstagram.
“Yeah, I’m probably just overthinking this.” Millie told herself and Moxxie scooted closer to her, wrapping his tail around her and kissing her crown, “And that’s perfectly okay, it’s sweet that you’re so concerned about him.” Moxxie told her and she smiled.
“Ew get a room!” Loona called over to them making the pair laugh.
~*~
Finally almost home, by now the I.M.P headquarters were around 5 minutes away and Blitz could feel his heart thumping in anticipation to get back, he couldn’t wait!
Although he did have to wait a little to get back, not long though because he let his mind wander for what felt like a few seconds but when he shook himself out of it he was in the parking lot of his building, hey not like he was complaining.
With a giddy smile he parked the van and shut it off, hopping out of the front seat and shutting the driver side door before rounding the front of the vehicle to open the passenger side door and grab the book before setting his sights on the large building in front of him.
Blitz set off towards his building, reaching the entrance soon after and swinging open the door before stepping in and shutting it, now climbing the few flights of stairs that he had to climb to get to the office floor and by the time he’d reached the door he was worn out, why was this book so damn heavy?!
With a huff after being hunched over catching his breath, Blitz huffed before standing up to his full height and practically breaking down the door catching everyone’s attention.
“Blitz you’re back!” Millie exclaimed, jumping up and following his to where he walked over to the meeting table and set the heavy book down before sitting down at the head of the table.
“Yep…I had to travel to Lust..and talk to the big man..about this.” Blitz breathed out, holding up his wrist to show them the crystal, “And he gave me this book, said it would help to understand what it is and how to use it.” He finished as Millie sat down at the table, followed by Loona and Moxxie.
“Alright.” Blitz began, standing up from his place at the head of the table, this placement was good. Moxxie on his left and Loona on his right with Millie sitting next to Loona, perfect they could listen to him better this way.
“We’re gonna look at the book and we’re gonna figure out how to use this crystal.” Blitz remarked, grabbing to book and clawing it forward in his direction before flipping it open to the first page, watching as the other’s leaned closer to see.
“Hehey what?!” Moxxie yelped, jumping back at Blitz quickly scribbled over his neck, “You were too close.” Blitz told the other imp, grinning impishly (ha ha) at the other, “I wasn’t even that close.” Moxxie muttered and Blitz’s gaze flicked u to meet Moxxie’s.
“What was that Moxx? You want me to do that again?” Blitz grinned, wiggling his claws at Moxxie who scrambled back, “N o.” Moxxie stated, pointing an accusatory claw at Blitz who chuckled in response and went back to the book.
“Be nice Blitz.” Millie spoke up, smacking him on the arm for extra emphasis but Blitz only waved her off. “Nahhh he’s fine Millie. Not my fault he’s so fuckin ticklish~” Blitz taunted and relished in the way Moxxie’s face flushed crimson.
“S-Shut up!” Moxxie snapped at him but recoiled as Blitz scribbled over his stomach, “Watch it.” Blitz grinned again, pointing a finger at Moxxie who averted his gaze with a grumble.
Blitz went back to the book at began reading when Loona’s voice spoke up. “What does that say?” The hellhound questioned, pointing at some smeared ink on the page.
“Oh that?” Blitz started, focusing on the ink, “I believe it says ‘Thou who hath access to thy crystal shall be forbidden to use it unlawfully, thus punishable by having the crystal taken’.” Blitz recited, chuckling as Loona’s head tilted to the side before she realized what that meant and nodded.
“I have a question, what does that say?” Millie piped up and Blitz looked at it, it wasn’t smeared but it was in heavy cursive making it a bit hard to read so Blitz read it out for her.
“What about that?” Moxxie also piped up, referring to something on the other page and Blitz poke the other imp in the side causing him to recoil again.
“Patience Moxx, we’re not there yet.” Blitz reminded, waving his finger at Moxxie like how a parent would reprimand a child making the imp slide down in his seat with an irritated huff.
“Was that sass I heard?” Blitz smirked at Moxxie who shot up, face flushed with a nervous expression. “N-No it wasn’t!” Moxxie snapped at Blitz who only grinned.
“Alright sure.” He remarked, sarcasm dripping from his tone before his hand shot out and started squeezing Moxxie’s sides who flinched before giggling like mad.
“What’s wrong Moxx? You a little ticklish?” Blitz taunted and Moxxie fell forward, head resting on the desk as he covered his face with his hands, still giggling madly. Millie looked at him endearingly and Loona glanced at Blitz, an idea forming in her head.
“Come on Blitz stop it.” Loona remarked, subtly elbowing/jabbing him in the ribs causing him to jump with a squeal at the unexpected touch, halting his tickly attack on Moxxie to slap both hands over his mouth.
By now Moxxie had recovered and was now looking at Blitz with a large grin on his face, book and crystal now long forgotten as the three looked at him. “Y-You traitor.” Blitz muttered, heart rate picking up as he watching Loona stand and go to walk behind his chair, breath hitching as the hellhound pulled his arms above his head.
“Loony!” Blitz whined, yanking on his arms and grinning nervously as his arms wouldn’t budge and Moxxie crept closer. “Millie help!” Blitz called out to his last hope but Millie only let a lazy grin make its way onto her face as she slid down in her seat a little.
Blitz was about to comment on what the hell she was doing when he felt it, her tail had wrapped around his boot and was now trying to pull it off. “No M-Millie wait!” Blitz tried pleading with her, kicking his feet but that only served in helping her as the extra force allowed her to tug his boot off, tail dropping the object and settling for wrapping around his foot.
“M-Millie…” Blitz trailed off as her tail kept twitching, he was so focused on her that he didn’t noticed Moxxie coming up beside him until the smaller imp tasered his ribs making Blitz jump, gaze snapping over to him.
“Come on sir don’t tell me you forgot about me? How mean.” Moxxie teased, lowering his claws and touching them to Blitz’s sides before starting to lightly skitter up and down.
Moxxie immediately felt Blitz stiffen, watching amused as the imp bit his lip in an attempt to suppress the steady growing giggles as Moxxie increased the pressure, now steadily scribbling over Blitz’s sides and chuckling a little as Blitz went red and he ducked his head.
“M-Mohohoxxie..” Blitz began, breath catching in his throat as Millie’s tail began lightly scratching over the underside of Blitz’s now uncovered foot and also watching amused as her boss’s face nearly rivaled the rest of his skin against his scar.
“Mihihillie!” Blitz whined again, “Come on what’s it going to take to break your stubborn ass.” Loona grumbled slightly, taking both of Blitz’s wrists in one hand and using the other to scribble under his arm.
“Lohohohoona wahahahait not thehehehere!” Blitz cried, dam finally breaking and giggles pouring out of him, “Well there’s my answer.” Loona smirked, keeping it up as her, Moxxie, and Millie kept up the gentle tickles.
“Ahah! Mohohohohoxxiehehe!” Blitz’s laughter jumped an octave as Moxxie’s hand wandered towards Blitz’s stomach and was now scribbling there.
“Hah! You’ve got a ticklish stomach sir?” Moxxie taunted, grinning as Blitz’s face turned an even brighter shade of red, tail beginning to slightly swish behind him.
“You enjoying this Blitz?” Millie spoke up and Blitz’s wide eyed gaze flicked up to meet hers. “Nohohohoho? WhahaHAHAT mahahahahakes you sahahay thahahat?!” Blitz questioned, yelping mid-sentence as Millie’s tail grazed along his arch.
“Hmm, I beg to differ.” Millie grinned, pointing at Blitz’s tail that was still swishing behind him. Blitz turned a wide-eyed, betrayed glance at his tail before screwing his eyes shut again and trying to get it to stop but it didn’t work.
“How do you like that sir!” Moxxie called as he moved up to scratch across Blitz’s ribs making him jerk. “Mohohohohoxxiehehe!!” Blitz howled as Loona moved to skitter over the base of his horns.
“Lohohohohoony plehehehehease!” Blitz cried, weakly batting at her paws best he could but that didn’t stop her, if anything she only smirked and kept it up. “Mihihilliehehe!!” Blitz called out next as the imp in question took the tip of her tail and started scratching it over the main area of the other’s foot.
“Alright guys we might want to wrap this up here soon, Blitz looks just about ready to k!ll all of us.” Millie piped up and Loona and Moxxie nodded in agreement. “Where’s he most ticklish Loona?” Moxxie turned his attention towards the hellhound who smirked.
Loona then paused her tickling hand, keeping Blitz’s wrists above his head, “Lohohoona nohoho plehehehease don’t tehehell him!” Blitz tried pleading with her just Loona just shrugged.
Then she leaned down, whispering something in Moxxie’s ear and Blitz watched, frankly quite scared as Moxxie’s face lit up, quickly morphing into an evil grin.
“M-Mohohoxxie…now wahahait a mihihinute..” Blitz began, being kept in a state of giggles by Millie’s tail still on his foot but also the fact that Moxxie’s claws were creeping closer to his worst spot, his thighs.
“Mohohoxxie plehehehease..” Blitz told Moxxie and he stopped for a moment, “Please what sir?” Moxxie grinned but Blitz’s eyes widened, clamping his mouth shut, no way in the seven rings was he falling for that!
“Alright if you don’t wanna answer suit yourself!” Moxxie chirped before shooting his hands down, kneading into Blitz’s thighs with vigor, attempting to get an apology out of his boss.
Blitz jerked hard, eyes widening and he bit his lip but it did nothing to stop the wave of laughter that spilled out of him moments later. “MOHOHOHOXXIEHEHE!! SHIHIHIHIHIHIT!!” Blitz screeched, bucking like mad making Moxxie laugh.
“Apologize sir!” Moxxie declared and Blitz shook his head, “NOHOHOHOHO WAHAHAHAHAY!!” Blitz remained defiant, by now Loona and Millie had stopped tickling him, opting to watch the situation unfold as Moxxie took Blitz down.
“It’s only going to get worse from here if you don’t apologize Blitz, you know how Moxxie can be~” Millie reminded him but he shook his head, “IHIHI DOHOHOHON’T CAHAHAHARE, BRIHING IT ON PIHIHIPSQUEHEHEAK!!” Blitz exclaimed through his laughter, laughing harder as he saw the expression on Moxxie’s face.
“Oh that is IT!” Moxxie exclaimed but there was no real bite to his voice as he scooted closer to Blitz and leaned down before blowing a large raspberry in the crook of Blitz’s neck.
“AHAHAH! MOHOHOHOHOXXIEHEHE!!” Blitz shrieked, tossing his head back and cackling like a mad man as Moxxie wreaked havoc on him. “Apologize Blitz!” Loona called from behind him and finally he gave in.
“FIHIHIHINE FIHIHINE I GIHIHIVE IM SOHOHOHOHORRY MOHOHOHOXX JUST FUHUHUHUCKIN STAHAHAHAHAP!!” Blitz cackled and finally Moxxie pulled away, grinning like a goon as Blitz went limp in his chair, Loona releasing his wrists and standing next to him.
“Yohohou okay sihihir?” Moxxie asked, giggling up a storm at Blitz’s predicament. Blitz took another heave of air before sitting up, resting his elbows on the desk and giving Moxxie a tired look before flipping him off.
“You…are sohoho luhuhucky…I’m wohorn out right nohohow otherwise…yohohou’d be on the grohound..laughing nearly as hahahard…as I just wahahas..” Blitz breathed out and smirked a little as Moxxie grew a nervous expression and muttered something about having to use the restroom before standing and walking down one of the halls.
He would get him back eventually.
(Sorry this one took so long, things have been a lil slow but I hope you enjoyed! ^^)
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Hey Tickle Community!
Un Dibujo De Jax Riéndose Mientras Millie (Mi OC De TADC) Le Hace Cosquillas ⚠️No Es Ship⚠️
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A Drawing Of Jax Laughing While Millie (My TADC OC) Tickles Him ⚠️Is Not A Ship⚠️
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Helluva Boss Tickle Headcannons
Have some headcannons because I'm bored Blitzo -DEVIOUS LER -Main targets are Moxxie and Fizz (after they made up) -If he’s in a ler mood you need to RUN (luckily it doesn’t happen often) -Loves to chase -Loves to sneak up on Moxxie and tickle him while claiming it’s “just a hug, what’s so funny?” -Favorite teases have to do with his lee’s laugh/reactions -”Oh, is this a bad spot? Too bad!” -Very giggly lee -Has a very giggly and bubbly laugh when tickled, a big contrast to his usual snarky and sarcastic cackles -Main lers are Stolas, Moxxie and Fizz -Favorite ler is Moxxie but won’t admit it to save his life -Will never outright say he’s in a lee mood, but if you know him well enough you can tell -He’ll lay across a ler’s lap with his shirt slightly exposing his tummy -Or he’ll instigate a tickle fight just to have someone get revenge -Worst spot is his knees, he’ll go into hysterics if they’re squeezed -Can say the word but it’s embarrassing so he’d rather not Stolas -Very teasy ler -My man has feathers all over him you think he’s not going to use them to torture his lee? -Main targets are Blitzo and Octavia -Gets his target into a lee mood then makes them ask for it -”I don’t know what you want, darling, you’ll have to tell me~” -Only tickles Octavia with consent, Blitzo isn’t so lucky (not that he minds) -Isn’t ticklish, much to Blitzo’s disappointment. Millie -Absolutely loves to tickle Moxxie when he’s upset or stressed out -Loves to tease -Flusters the hell out of Moxxie and enjoys every minute of it -Likes to point out how flustered he gets around the word -”Awww, hun, it’s just a word! Tickle tickle tickle! Awwwww look at that blush!” -Loves to give raspberries -Not very ticklish but her neck gets a few giggles out of her -Moxxie is the only person who can tickle her without getting hurt Moxxie -Very rare for him to ler -Mainly only ler to Millie and Blitzo if he’s being extra annoying or upset -Can’t say the word even when he’s ler -THE BIGGEST LEE IN HELL OMG -The cutest laugh in history -Main lers are Millie and Blitzo -Favorite ler is Millie -Cannot ask for tickles to save his life -Cannot handle teasing but loves it at the same time -THE CUTEST LIL SNORTS IF YOU GET HIM GOOD AGHHHH -Worst spot is his tummy but he’s ticklish basically everywhere -Won’t ask his ler to stop until he literally can’t breathe and has to tap out -Can you tell who my favorite character is? Octavia -Cannot ler to save her life -Main lers are Stolas and Loona -Hates her laugh but her ler will reassure her it’s adorable -Blushes very easily -Worst spot is her tummy -Raspberries will send her into hysterics Loona -Octavia’s favorite ler -100% tickles Octavia when she’s sad or particularly angsty -Big fan of using raspberries -Not really fond of babytalk but she will tease the living shit out of her lee -”Oh wow, I never knew someone could be this ticklish, how do you survive?” -Not ticklish anywhere except behind her ears -Blitzo is the only one who knows this
Asmodeus -OMG THIS MAN IS A LER 100% -Only to Fizz though -Loves to use petnames in his teases -”Aww~ Is my little fizzy frog ticklish here?” -Gentle tickles, then big raspberries out of nowhere just to throw his lee off their game -THE KING OF BABYTALK OMGGG -He’s a rooster and 100% uses his feathers to his advantage -Bigger and stronger than Fizz so pinning him is super easy -As soon as his lee says anything close to stop he’s cuddling them and asking is he went too far -Only ticklish on his hips -May or may not have accidentally hit Fizz the first time he was tickled -IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZED AFTER BECAUSE HE WILL NOT HURT HIS FIZZY FROG -Doesn’t particularly like being tickled but he loves everything Fizz does so he enjoys it nonetheless Fizzarolli -Crazy ler -100% uses his robot arms to pin his lee -Main target is Blitzo but if he’s feeling brave he’ll go for Asmodeus -Definitely has been kicked in the face before by a certain imp -Lovesssss to tease and babytalk his lee -”Aww~ Is the wittle baby too tickwish? Can he not handle the tickle tickle tickles?” -Second place to Moxxie for cutest lee -Main lers are Asmodeus and Blitzo -Ticklish literally everywhere but his worst spot is his spine and upper back -CANNOT HANDLE BACK/SHOULDER MASSAGES -Asmodeus found out he was ticklish after offering to give him a massage after a hard day -Blushy and giggly lee -Like all you have to do is wiggle your fingers in his direction and he’s blushing and giggling up a storm -100% will retaliate and get revenge tenfold -Use his own teases against him and he will die -Tell him how much it’s gonna tickle and he will also die Did I forget someone? Probably. I’m tired.
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Helluva Boss Tickle Headcannons:
Stolas:
Super ticklish despite not being tickled very much in his younger days, (Blitzo is definitely the first one to discover this weakness when they were kids and never really forgot how ticklish Stolas was, or is, for that matter.)
Is a switch, but is definitely is more lee leaning! He enjoys the bondage aspect of it and definitely experiences the most anticipatory giggles.
Has one of the most adorable laughs ever. It doesn't take much to get him laughing. He has such a high-pitched laugh that gets squeaky if you get the right spots.
Worst spots are wings and beneath his feathers.
As a ler, my goodness is this guy fucking RUTHLESS.
Is a demon, so expect to receive whatever tickling is dished out tenfold in return.
His feathers and claws are horrendously evil tickle tools and the mothefucker KNOWS it.
Uses tickling as a torture method for those who most deserve it (cough cough, Blitzo).
Blitzo:
Regularly involved in childhood tickle fights with Fizz. Used to win most of the tickle fights until the accident happened.
So playful and silly, he was the first to initiate a tickle fight with Stolas and the first to realize what a ruthless tickler Stolas is.
Also a switch, very needy as a lee and super teasy as a ler.
Surprisingly a very gentle ler unless otherwise provoked.
Definitely tickles Stolas the most of anyone because Stolas absolutely loves it. Also frequently tickles Millie and Moxxie but mostly Moxxie because he deserves it. Doesn't DARE tickle Luna (he doesn't have
Most ticklish spots include ribs, tummy and underarms.
Super silly laugh, loves provoking others to tickle him, and is so shameless about it, the little shit.
Millie:
Is ticklish but is much more of a ruthless ler. Mostly tickles Moxxie to get him to relax or not be so uptight.
Absolutely ruthless. RUTHLESS.
Not only does she know Moxxie enjoys being tickled, but she encourages the other IMP's to tickle him.
Doesn't mind being tickled by Moxxie but will destroy anyone else who tries.
The worst spots are her hips, thighs, and knees.
Has a bright, carefree laugh.
Will 10/10 dish out absolutely unholy revenge to those who dare to tickle her.
Moxxie:
Is such a lee! 100% lee. Is baby.
It doesn't take much to get him all flustered, just a few well placed pokes, a wink, or teasy voice.
Prefers to be tickled by Millie but is the frequent victim of gang tickles. Not that he minds.
Is wayyyy more susceptible to gentle and teasy tickles.
His back is an absolute death zone. Absolutely cannot handle back massages AT ALL.
Screechy and screamy laughter. AHAHAH.
Hides his face a lot, or at least he tries when tickled. Lol. He can't even help it.
Will literally beg to not be tickled.
PUPPY DOG EYES.
Deserves to get his shit WRECKED!
Ozzie:
WE AREN'T gonna pretend this man isn't ticklish.
I mean, he is. Has a super boisterous laugh.
I mean, if this anyone has a tickle kink, it's him lol.
I feel like he's got tons of ler energy. He tickles Fizz so much, lmao. Surprise tickles, tickle games, tickle hugs, teases, etc. ASDFGHJKL. Fizz eats it up, of course.
Is kinda ticklish in a couple secret places only Fizz knows about. I mean, I don't even know, and Fizz didn't tell me lmaooo. It's a secret, do with that info what you wish.
Is actually the tickle monster. Hehehe.
Fizz:
Is such an adorably ticklish imp.
Arguably, the most ticklish character.
Literally used to be nearly tickled to death by Blitzo as kids. And ganged up on by the other imps. Was pretty much defenseless lol.
Blitzo used to knock him down a few pegs for getting all the attention by tickling the everloving snot out of him.
Literally never won tickle fights until after the accident. The robot arms improved his tickle fight game tenfold.
His robot arms are indeed also ticklish but offer an advantage in tickle fights by being able to stretch or tickling people far away.
Bottom ribs, hips and sides are his worst spots.
Cannot handle his ribs being counted. (Ozzie found this out, and the poor guy can't rest ahah).
Wheezy laughter that eventually goes silent, and he also thrashes a lot.
Uses his robot arms for tickling and bondage purposes with Ozzie and to also get well deserved revenge on Blitzo, haha.
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Hello Millie...I see you asked for some teasing anons~~ here's one from me ;)
Imagine your ler on top of you and they pull out the tiniest paintbrush to swirl around your tantalizing nipples and clit, as you shiver and giggle through your moans, they said "what? I'm just making a painting"
Then the paintbrushes get increasingly bigger and your ler gradually either slows down or speeds up the strokes until you're twitching and throbbing between your sweet lips down there~
I'd tell you more but...you should sit with this for a bit and let it simmer
- LesBean LerSwitch ;)
.. um, can you read my mind? This is a work of art. I've read it maybe like 20 times and counting omfggg 😵💫 🥺
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Liked the sweet revenge fic maybe M&M get some payback too >:3
Alrighty! I hope it’s okay I combined these two requests into one! Just to make things a lil easier on me 😅
Seal the Deal
Summary: (Pt.2 to Sweet Revenge) Moxxie and Mille want revenge as well
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“So…” Blitz dragged out as he leaned back in his chair staring at Moxxie and Millie, “You also want revenge on the snake asshole?” He raised a brow at the two who nodded firmly.
“Yes sir we do. He hurt His Majesty and we have history with him from the past as well. We want revenge.” Millie told him, crossing her arms over her chest and standing firm.
“Alright. I can’t stop ya so I suppose I’ll let you. On one condition.” Blitz told them, holding up a finger before they could get too excited, “What is it sir?” Moxxie asked him, the other imp grinning in response, “You have to let me come with you.” Blitz told them, standing up from his chair and rounding his desk.
“Oh. That’s not that bad yeah you can come with but why? We’ll be perfectly fine.” Moxxie questioned, a genuinely confused look on his face. “Oh I have no doubt you’ll be fine. I just wanna watch his shit get wrecked again. What’s your plan?” Blitz asked them with a laugh at the memory of his and Striker’s previous meeting.
“Uhhh…I’m pretty sure I tickled the ever-living shit outta him ha ha.” Blitz laughed at the memory and Moxxie and Millie let a smile grace their faces, “Still punishment like and not at all harsh. I like it! Let’s do it!” Millie exclaimed, beginning to grow excited.
“Alright but before we do that we’re going to have to make a few stops.” Blitz told them and their expressions quickly turned confused, “What kind of stops?” Moxxie asked him and the imp held up two fingers, “One we’re going to have to swing by some sort of shop. Make Striker think we’re trying to make a truce.” Blitz explained as the other two listened intently.
“Second, we’re gonna have to go by Stolas’ palace to see if he has any of that magic binding rope. That’s one of the most powerful ropes in hell and we’ll need it because as much as I hate to admit it that fucker is powerful.” Blitz muttered, straightening his cloak and grabbing his keys.
“But if you want to pull this off then we’ll have to get going now so let’s go. First stop, Stolas’ palace.” Blitz told them, walking out the office doors and into the main lobby. “We’ll be back in a few hours loony we’ve got some snake ass to kick.” Blitz called to Loona who was sitting at the reception desk on her phone.
“K, be safe don’t go dying out there, I’ll kick your ass if you do.” Loona told them, shooting the trio a glare as they walked out the door that led to the staircase to the parking lot. They got out the door and descended the stairs, reaching the bottom soon after and walking over to and climbing knot Blitz’s van.
“Wait what are we going to His Majesty’s palace for again? I forgot.” Millie turned towards and asked Blitz who turned to her with a ‘really?’ type look. “Whaaaat? I’m forgetful!” Millie told him, waving a dismissive hand in Blitz’s direction.
The older imp only sighed, “We’re going to his palace to see if he has any of that magic binding rope remember?” Blitz reminded her and smiled when she let out an ‘ohhhh’ sound. “That’s right I remember now!” Millie grinned as they started down the road, already starting to talk their ears off.
“And then I told her, ‘you can’t do that that’s not allowed!’ and she got so mad she stormed out of there without even buying the object!” Millie finished, grinning with pride when the other boys laughed at her story, “Wait what happened after that?!” Moxxie asked her through giggles, she was about to continue her story when they got interrupted by Blitz.
“Sorry to interrupt story time but we’re here you two.” Blitz informed them, turning off the van and hopping out, the other two following suit as they wandered up to Stolas’ front porch and opened the massive door, closing it behind them and wandering the halls of the Goetia Palace looking for Stolas.
“Stolas?!” Blitz called out in the presumably empty castle. “Can you guys keep it down? I’m trying to sleep damnit.” Octavia grumbled, rounding the corner sure enough looking like she just woke up.
“Princess! Great timing do you know where your father is?” Millie asked her, running up to the younger demon and looking up at her. “My…dad? Yeah he should be in the Palace Library.” Octavia told her before yawning and disappearing behind that same corner.
“Thanks Princess!” Millie called after her and turned around to face the other two as they started their walk to the library. “His Majesty’s house is fancy!” Moxxie exclaimed, admiring the palace as they walked, “Oh don’t go gettin goo goo eyes at it Moxx, it’s not THAT great.” Blitz scolded the other imp who let out a ‘hmph’ in response.
“Finally we made it!” Blitz exclaimed as they found the entrance to the library, wandering in in search of the Goetia prince. “Stolas?” Blitz called out, soon after hearing a voice respond. “Blitz?” Stolas’ voice called out, rounding one of the bookshelves and smiling when he laid eyes on the three.
“Hello you three, what brings you here?” He asked them, placing down the book he had previously in his hands on a nearby table. “We’re here to ask you a question Your Majesty.” Millie told him, the owl turning to her with a curious expression.
“Oh? And what is the question?” Stolas asked her, humming as she pulled out her phone with a picture of Striker’s rope. “Remember this?” She asked him and he let out an annoyed raven chitter. “Yes I do believe I do. That was the stuff Striker tied me up with when he caught me.” Stolas grumbled, not at all liking being reminded of that incident.
“I’m sorry Your Majesty but I have to ask, do you have any of this leftover rope in your house anywhere?” Millie asked him, smiling when he hummed and replied.
“Yes I do believe I do, I saved some of it so I could study it. Unfortunately I never got around to that but I can show you.” Stolas told them, sweeping out of the library a few rooms down and into a room with more books and the rope in question on a pedestal in the center.
“Here it is. Just looking at it makes me annoyed.” Stolas complained, letting out more annoyed chitters, “Thanks Stolas do you mind if we borrow it?” Blitz asked him and the owl turned to him with a confused noise.
“Of course but what for? You already got your revenge didn’t you?” Stolas questioned him, turning to face him completely, “Yeah I did but these two want revenge as well.” Blitz replied, jabbing a thumb at Moxxie and Millie who waved good-naturedly.
“Huh, alright then do as you wish. Here you go.” Stolas answered, picking up the rope from the pedestal and placing it gently into Moxxie’s hands. “Take good care of it okay?” Stolas asked them, smiling when they nodded, Moxxie making sure to hold it gently.
“Good thank you. Now go on. You don’t want it to get dark do you?” Stolas reminded them, chuckling a little when all three of their eyes widened and they raced out the door, Blitz throwing a thank you over his shoulder as they ran.
“Shit! We wasted too much time! We still have to make one more stop!” Blitz told them, running to the van with them and getting in, catching their breath for a moment before Blitz started up the van and started down the road.
“Hey you two do you guys know where the nearest gift shop is?” Blitz called to the side, referring to the both of them. “Yeah there’s one just down the road just turn at this light, take two rights and a left and you’ll make it.” Moxxie explained, pointing at the streetlight coming up.
Blitz followed Moxxie’s instructions to the T and a few minutes later they were pulling into the lot. “Okay we’re here.” Blitz spoke up, jumping out of the van and shutting the door, the other two doing the same as they walked up to the front doors and entered, immediately being greeted with a lot of different sights.
“Welcome to Critter’s Collectables, let me know if you find anything…” The shopkeeper snickered sinister like, “Okayyyy creepy…” Millie muttered, walking further into the store and looking at all the objects for sale.
Moxxie followed his wife deeper into the store and Blitz went and did his own thing, looking for a truce item that Striker might show interest in. After a little bit of looking he saw a magic infused holster that would keep his weapon charged with magic, “Perfect..” Blitz muttered, taking it from the shelf and going to find Moxxie and Millie.
“What is that?!” Blitz heard Millie yell from around the corner, he rounded said corner to see what Millie was making a fuss about and his eyes immediately landed on the object in Moxxie’s hand, a large angel feather.
“Moxx where did you find that?” Blitz asked the smaller imp, completely bewildered by a random angel feather in the middle of this sketchy shop.
“I found it on the shelf right here. It even has a price tag and everything! I’m buying it, it can be very useful for our revenge plan. And it’s cheap!” Moxxie exclaimed excitedly, waving the feather in the air and walking to the checkout counter with it.
“Hello I’d like to buy this and he’d like to buy that!” Moxxie told the shopkeeper, holding up the feather and pointing to Blitz and the holster. “Alright then.” The shopkeeper told him, punching in a few things in the register and checking them out and sending them on their way.
“Okay we got our items!” Millie exclaimed as they walked out of the shop and to the van together. “Is it time to go see Striker?” Moxxie spoke this time, climbing into the van and shutting the door along with the other two.
“Yep. Let’s go catch a snake.” Blitz told them, pulling out of the parking lot and down the road. “Alright you two do you have a plan? Because I won’t be doing anything other than using the holster as bait.” Blitz told them and they both nodded simultaneously.
“Yep we have a plan, once Striker sees your offering and he comes up to grab it we’re going to tackle him from behind, I’m going to pin him down and Millie’s going to get his tail so he doesn’t sting any of us.” Moxxie explained as they entered the desert, “Yeah we’re gonna get him!” Millie exclaimed, equally as ecstatic.
“Sounds good, then I’m just gonna sit back and enjoy the show.” Blitz replied, smirking as they drove, a few minutes later arriving at the foot of the cave and parking the van, getting out and grabbing the items needed.
“Okay you two ready?” Blitz asked Moxxie and Millie who nodded, turning back towards the cave and warily walking in, Blitz following and taking the lead. “Oof!” Blitz exclaimed as he fell into the drop that led into Striker’s cave, quickly standing up and dusting himself off and hearing Moxxie and Millie drop in behind him and go hide.
“Blitzø. Didn’t think I’d see you here again.” Striker’s voice came from somewhere in the cave alerting and infuriating Blitz.
“The Ø is silent asshole! Show yourself and quit being a coward!” Blitz growled at the voice, then it went quiet, he was about to ask what the big idea was but then his eyes caught the faint glinting of metal and he jumped out of the way just as the g*n was fired.
“Stop trying to kill me! I have something for you just come out and I’ll give it to you!” Blitz called to Striker who hummed in response, “Oh? And how do I know this isn’t a trap?” He mused, making a good point which irritated Blitz.
“Because I have the damn thing right here! Just come out so I can give it to you I just want to talk!” Blitz called, pulling out the holster and holding it up so Striker, wherever he was could see it and it apparently worked because he made a noise of curiosity before jumping down into sight from a ledge higher up.
“What is that?” Striker asked Blitz, now face to face with him as he noted the presence of the holster in his hand. “It’s a magic infused g*n holster, go head, take it.” Blitz tried to goad Striker into taking it and it was working as Blitz could see his eyes widen as he came closer, reaching out for it, Blitz almost felt bad.
“Checkmate.” He grinned, Striker was about to ask what that meant when he was immediately tackled to the ground, two small bodies he could make out, one on his chest and one on his tail, damn brats they knew about him!
“What the hell is this?!” Striker roared, trying to free himself but unsuccessful as Moxxie entered his vision. “Hey Striker! Miss me~?” Moxxie taunted the trapped imp. “Shut the hell up! Get off me! And if you’re there who’s on my tail?!” Striker growled, the ends of his tail flicking back and forth angrily.
“That would be my wife Millie.” Moxxie grinned cheekily and Striker just now got hit with the weight of this situation, two strong imps on top of him so he had no where to go and he left his g*n up on the ledge, shit.
“Well shit if you’re going to kill me just do it already.” Striker grumbled, letting his head fall back as he awaited his death but it never came, all that came was…laughter? “Wehehe’re not gohohoing to kihill you idiot! We’re sihimply teaching you a lehehesson.” Millie laughed from somewhere on his left.
“A lesson huh? If it’s not killing me what more could it possibly be?” Striker snapped, annoyed with the whole situation. “Maybe this will help you.” Moxxie grinned and very quickly squeezed his ribs multiple times making his eyes widen, body spasming and a clawed hand flying up to cover his mouth.
“You wohouldn’t…” Striker trailed off, hating how a giggle managed to slip out making the two imps smirk. “Oh we most definitely would!” Moxxie exclaimed before finally attacking, ten wiggling fingers descended onto Striker’s midsection and went ham, one hand scribbling over his sides and stomach while the other was buried under one of the snake’s arms.
Striker jerked at the sudden contact, keeping his mouth covered with one hand while the other gripped onto Moxxie’s wrist, trying to push it away but to no avail the longer this continued.
“What’s wrong Striker? You a little ticklish~?” Moxxie teased, moving the hand that was previously on his sides to his ribs and digging in harder, delighted in the fact that Striker’s laughter picked up significantly.
“Shuhuhut uhup brahahat! Get the hehehehell off mehehehe!” Striker snapped through his laughter but was interrupted by Blitz’s laughter, “He doesn’t actually hate this as much as he says he does, look at his tail.” He pointed out, and the other two imps turned to look as Striker’s tail swept from side to side.
“You enjoying this big guy?” Millie called from his tail, somewhat holding it down so it wouldn’t sting her. “Nohohoho I’m nohohohot! Shuhuhut uhuhup!” Striker growled, unable to keep the giggles out of his mouth though, laughter picking up a little more as Moxxie’s hand that was previously buried under his arm moved down to squeeze at his hip making the snake buck.
“Dohohohon’t do thahahahat!” Striker yelled, tail flicking even more at the change in spots. “Hey Blitz! Hand me that feather will you?” Striker heard Millie call over to Blitz who was leaning against the wall.
“Sure, this’ll be interesting.” Blitz snickered, rustling around in something on the other side of the cave then walking over holding an angel feather and handing it to the imp on his tail. “Whahahat the hehehell are you dohoing with thahahat?!” Striker snapped nervously as he eyed the feather in Millie’s hand through his ongoing laughter.
Millie stayed quiet though, he was about to ask what gives when he felt the side of the feather start tracing over the length of his tail.
Immediately his eyes widened and he reached out to grab her but Moxxie stopped him, smirking as the snake’s grin got impossibly wide and he threw his head back, bursting into loud laughter almost instantly.
“FUHUHUHUCK!! GEHEHEHET OHOHOFF YOU BRAHAHAHAT!!” Striker roared with laughter, hearing the faint sound of Blitz’s laughter join in with his, “You two get him!” Striker heard the other call but was too distracted by the tickling to register what was said.
Millie just kept that damn feather on his tail and Moxxie had reached behind Striker already and started scratching and skittering over his shoulder blades leaving him in a constant state of hysteria. “HOHOHOLY SHIHIHIT GEHEHET OHOHOFF ALREHEHEHEADY!!” Striker cackled, thrashing around and tail sweeping from side to side more.
“Nope! Not yet big guy, not after what you did to His Majesty!” Millie called from his right, moving the feather down to the arrow part of his tail only amplifying the ticklish sensations. “SHIHIHIT! NOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE PLEHEHEHEASE!! IHIHI GIHIHIVE!” Striker gave in, pleading with the two and smacking a hand on the ground to show proof.
Once that gesture was made the two of them slowed to a stop, climbing off the older imp and standing up as he still lay there catching his breath. “That’s what you get for harming His Majesty!” Moxxie called to Striker’s red faced and heaving figure on the ground.
“Whehehen…whehehen I rehecover..yohou behehest believe ihihim…ihihim gohohoing to kihick..yohohour ahass!” Striker breathed out from the ground and heard a small thud before the cave went silent.
Confused Striker took one more large breath and sat up, noticing that his cave was now empty, he growled in irritation before noticing something on one of his tables by a rock formation. He stood up on shaking legs and walked over to the object, picking it up with the note that was attached.
It was the magic infused g*n holster that they brought him, “So they did let me keep it.” Striker muttered to himself, setting it back on the table and refocusing his attention on the note and reading it aloud.
Striker couldn’t help but grin at what the note said, he tossed it back on the table and strapped the holster to his belt, already planning something new.
“We’re letting you keep it, don’t be a dumbass with it or we might have to come after you again.” -I.M.P
(This one was fun! Lee!Striker is always interesting to see, I will not be making a pt.3 sorry :( but I hope you enjoyed anyway! ^^)
#answered#helluva boss tickle#helluva boss tickles#Lee!striker#ler!moxxie#ler!millie#sfw tkl fic#sfw tkls#sfw tk blog#sfw fics#tickle#tickles#sfw post
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Hii! I saw your requests open and I wanted to ask could you perhaps write some tickle headcanons for Vash from Trigun? Any version is fine, I just need more tickle content of that silly lil guy--
(Love your blog btw! <3)
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Trigun: Vash - Tickle Head Canons!
YES! YES! THANK YOU! I've wanted to write about this goobie woobie for so long! I've actually had some HCs written up for ages but never found silly Trigun fans to share them with! 😭 Bless your little socks anon!! Thank you for the opportunity to go HDBDIAOWKDBAI over my Vashy-Washy! XD Love you dust bunny!!!
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Lee:
Being inhuman has its perks. Not many but a few. Immortality is pretty cool. But in Vashs case, hanging out with the humans has brought upon a strange, problem, when it comes to physical touch.
At first, Vash had never heard of tickling or being ticklish. Why would he when everyone has only ever wanted to kill him? Until he met Meryl and Millie. One drunken party had led to a cuddle pile where the two females decided to attack the defenceless male, leading to the discovery. He is, in fact, very ticklish.
He is ticklish absolutely everywhere. Luckily, his huge coat and armour protect him most of the time. You'll have to catch him out of uniform to make him squeal.
Saying catch isn't really right, though. He loves being tickled and won't try to avoid an attack if he sees it coming. Like an obedient pup, he'll lay there and take it. Despite his wriggling, he does his best not to get away or stop those scribbling fingers.
His laugh is wonderful. Bright, loud, full of life. And he's very chatty whilst being wrecked. Being his usual goofy self, he'll say the most random things between his laughter.
"H-Hehey! Ahaha! Gohod I could reheheally go for a snAHAHACK rigihight now! Aha! Hah... Aww, why you stop?"
Brat. Brat. Bratty brat brat. Big playful goob. If he wants tickles, he'll follow you around all day until he gets them. Even if it means tickling you first to get a response, he'll do it. He'll poke you. Scare you. Steal a snack. Even throw some playful cheesy flirting your way.
His favourite are reward tickles.
"Didn't I do a good job taking care of those bandits? Come oooon, you know what to do~" He'd say, sprawling happily over your lap.
Praise him. Tell him how cute he is. It's the only time you might be able to fluster him instead of the other way round. If you manage to accomplish this, he'll cover his ears, trying to hide how red they go.
Drunk Vash tickles? Yes. His gangly limbs are so uncoordinated that he'll just flop around like a wet noodle. Hiccuping and snorting happily. Wolfwood takes full advantage of this as he's usually on the receiving end of tickles~
His most sensitive areas are his knees, ribs, and underarms. He also loves it when you tickle his palm. Having only one real hand means the one he's got needs extra love. The teddybear song is a personal favourite of his. Since he's a big kid, really.
Basically, he loves being tickled. Any time. Any place. For any reason. Laughter is so important to him. How could he not crave the sensation?
Ler:
Run. Just run. This man is a menace. Ever heard of the tickle monster? This guy gives him nightmares. In the best possible way.
For whatever reason, you look down in the dumps, or maybe you just committed the unspeakable SIN of eating his last doughnut. Vash is gonna getcha~
He'll chase you round all day, laughing with you as he puts on his 'villain' voice, cooing and teasing as he makes grabby hands at you as you try to flee.
"I'm gonna getcha~!"
"Mwahaha! You think you can escape the claws of Vash the humanoid Typhoon!? Nae! You will suffer at my hand, Mortaaaal!"
"Wow, you're quick! What's got you so frantic, I wonder? Haha!"
Once he catches you, it's over. He'll use his mechanic arm to hold your wrists, allowing his free hand to do the work.
He's a skitterer. Spider fingers are his favourites since they make his victims giggle the most. Changing spots every couple of seconds to keep you wriggling.
The sharpshooter had also invented his own adorable little game! He calls it 'Don't shoot'.
The ler surprises the Lee, aiming finger guns at them and calling 'Hands up!' The Lee has to respond quick as they can with 'Don't shoot!' Whilst throwing theirs hands up. If they're quick enough, the ler, Vash, approaches with his finger guns, circling and teasing the victim with anticipation. Faking a prod or two. The victim has to not flinch or giggle or they get 'shot' or rather, bombarded with tickly pokes.
Vash, being Vash, always makes the sound effects as he's poking you. "Pew! Pew! Pew! Should have stayed still, bandit!" He also loves being on the receiving end of this game, always losing, curling up as soon as those fingers get too close.
He's so gentle as a ler. Teasy and bubbly as always. He'll pull you into a hug, wriggling his fingers into your sides, blowing raspberries on your neck. He's a big guy, holding you still isn't difficult.
"Ah, Mon précieux, what a lovely singing voice you posesse~"
"A snort!? For me!? Oh my gosh, do it again!"
"Huh? Don't say tickle? Why shouldn't I say tickle? Is tickle a bad word? Is ticklish a bad word, too? What about tickled? Oh gosh, I'm saying all these awful tickly words! Oh well, I've sinned now, might as well go all out~ Tickle, tickle, tickle!"
Once he's tired you out, he'll hold you close to him, chuckling quietly at how flustered you are as he pets your hair. He'll share a doughnut if he feels he's been particularly mean~ Lucky you!
Vash, Vash, Vash. What a goobie woobie he is. My beloved sunflower 🥹 Making this a world build upon love and peace!!! 🤞 Marry me FUCK SAKE! XD
100% Switch!
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#rachi roo#vash the stampede#Trigun#humanoid typhoon#1998 trigun#2023 trigun#lee!Vash#ler!Vash#Vash hcs#vashwood#trigun vash#tickle hcs#ticklish vash
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Helluva Boss Tickle HC’s That Literally No One™️ Asked for but I INSIST on Posting Anyway…
Blitzo-
Is such a touch starved bean lmao!!
It doesn’t take much to get him laughing. A couple pokes to the tummy, sides or ribs and the guy is toast!!
Used to be absolutely TORTURED by Fizarolli in his younger days which is why he is apprehensive about anyone tickling him.
DO NOT even attempt to tickle him unless you can handle his revenge!?! He’s RUTHLESS.
Can’t handle teases, AT ALL. You tease him for being ticklish, or LIKING it, and he’s absolutely a lost cause. 10/10 blushy mess.
His snark lands him in so many ticklish situations. The guy NEVER learns.
His ticklishness is a very poorly kept secret. Everyone knows he’s ticklish, and most stop at nothing to get him giggling.
The only person who knows he genuinely enjoys being tickled is Stolas, although he does a poor job of hiding it.
Super squirmy!
Worst spots are ribs, tummy and armpits for sure!
Moxie-
Is such an easy target. He’s often uptight and anxious and tickling him is the perfect way to fix this and cause him to chill out.
Millie definitely takes advantage of Moxie’s ticklishness frequently. It’s her wifely duty, after all!
Mox doesn’t love to be tickled but he doesn’t hate it. He enjoys when Millie tickles him because she always knows when to stop.
He’s super sensitive!! Everyone at I.M.P. knows it and definitely takes advantage of it whenever they feel necessary.
Has a super squeaky laugh.
Literally, his laugh only encourages whoever is tickling him to tickle him more.
Can’t really handle being tickled so he usually doesn’t try to start fights he can’t finish.
Usually tries to avoid tickle fights as he’s a popular target. He’s NEVER spared LMAO.
Knees, thighs and back will have him begging.
Definitely a snorter if you get him good.
Millie-
SUCH MANY LER/SWITCH VIBES
Definitely is no stranger to starting tickle fights.
She tickles Moxie the most though!!! And Moxie tickles her more than anyone as well.
ABSOLUTELY SHOWS NO MERCY (although she is careful to monitor her victims reactions to avoid going too far).
WILL DRAW THE MOST EMBARRASSING REACTIONS FROM WHOEVER SHE IS TICKLING!!!
Her nails are DEADLY. Usually utilizes soft tickles which can be maddening.
Loves to utilize teases to embarrass her lee with soft cooing.
She also enjoys being tickled so she can take whatever revenge is due in stride.
She cannot handle raspberries! AT ALL.
Laughter is high pitched and bubbly!!
Can be intentionally cheeky to others to get tickled. And cheeky while being tickled too since she doesn’t mind being tickled.
Loooooves the anticipation of being tickled. Loves to be chased, and loves anticipating revenge.
Her worst spots are her feet, tummy, neck, and ribs.
Stolas-
Not always used to physical affection, wasn’t ever sure if he was ticklish, he quickly learns just how susceptible he is to tickling when he befriends Blitzo.
ACTUALLY IS HILARIOUSLY TICKLISH. Blitzo lives to tickle this man to pieces.
Can’t handle teases. It makes the sensation of being tickled a thousand times worse.
Only ever lets Blitzo tickle him. But I’d sure to get revenge.
HIS FEATHERS AND WINGS ARE SOOOOO TICKLISH?!?!? Light tickles work best on the guy. He also can’t handle his armpits being tickled. His back is wickedly sensitive. It’s so bad, he can’t even sit still during a massage.
Stolas is absolutely a skilled tickler. Especially when finding out Blitzo enjoys being tickled he uses it as an excuse to wreck him.
His feathers and claws are KILLER. And can be used with such precision to drive any Lee mad with hysterical laughter.
Although ruthless at times, he is caring and will stop to check in with his lee to ensure he never goes too far.
Tickling him will always result in revenge with no mercy, no matter what, just ask Blitzo.
#sfw tickling community#tickle content#sfw tickling#helluva boss#helluva boss tickle head cannons#tickle headcanons#helluva spoilers#ticklish!blitzo#ticklish!moxie#ticklish!millie#ticklish!stolas
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Happy New Year @ging-ler! I was your Beancret Santa! I hope I did Milly Thompson justice here.
@beancret-santa
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Sadettin Tantan dan ;
Savunma sanayii alanında öncelikli mesele para toplamak değil eldeki kaynakları doğru kullanmaktır. F-35’ler için ödenen 1,25 milyar$ , S-400’ler için ödenen 2,5 milyar $ sonucu elde ne F-35’ler var ne de sisteme entegre edilmiş S-400’ler. Mesele halkın elinden “savunma sanayi” gibi kritik bir alanda para toplamaksa bunu zaten Türk milleti gönüllü olarak yapar. Ancak yanlış siyasi tercihlerle Ordu’nun hava savunma ve 5’nci nesil uçak ihtiyacını gideremeyenler milletimizin cebinden vergi tekniğinde eşi benzeri olmayan yöntemlerle para toplama arayışındadır. Akaryakıt istikar fonu, toplu konut fonu, çevre fonu, kaynak kullanımını destekleme fonu, maden fonu, tütün fonu, destekleme fiyat istikrar fonu, TRT payı, kültür payı, kültür varlıklarına katkı payı fonu gibi fonlar denetimden yoksun bütçedışı fonlardır. Bunun dışında bir de Türkiye Varlık Fon’u vardır. Savunma sanayi katkı fonu ile yaklaşık 30 milyar TL (yani 1 milyar $’ın altında bir para) toplanması tahmin edilmektedir. Bu açıdan bakıldığında F-35 projesinden siyasi tercihlerin bir sonucu olarak çıkarılmamış olsaydık fonla elde edilmesi beklenen geliri savunma sanayi şirketlerimiz F-35 ortak üretim programı kapsamında elde edecekti. Türkiye’nin paraya değil liyakat sahibi, birikimli, dürüst, namuslu, milli kimlikli yeni siyasetçilere ihtiyacı var. Savunma sanayi katkı fonu adı altında para toplayıp bunu başka alanlara kullanabilecek keyfi bir sistem yerine fonların kullanımını denetime tabi tutan bir sistem kurulmalıdır. Türkiye büyük ve güçlü bir devlettir. Dönemsel bir siyasi zaafiyet nedeniyle bölgesel dengelerde Türkiye aleyhtarlarının sesi gür çıkmakta ise de Türk milleti buna dur diyecektir. Türkiye yeni bir siyasi anlayışa imkan tanımalı, basiretsiz politikac��lardan artık medet ummamalıdır. Bu yurt bizim sahip çıkacağız!
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MILEVEN IS CANON FREAK OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH MIKE LIVES EL... look at his EYES. You're crazy if you think you can ship will and Mike when Mike HATES WILL. He pushes him away and he says he hates him and they fight CONSTANTLY they have nothing in common ect. I can go on and on. But Mike and el on the other hand, they don't pretend to be someone else infront of eachother they don't give sibling nor parent/kid energy (unlike b*ler)
You b*lers are crazy
You all HATE El and hope she dies, even Millie said Mileven is eengaged. I can't wait to see all your ugly faces when they get married.
Will needs to die in order for mileven to have a good relationship(BECAUSE YOU FREAKS LIKE TO SHIP TWO KIDS WHO HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON) .
El loves Mike. Mike loves el. The only reason you ship b*ler is because you have some sort of fetish for gay ADOLESCENT KIDS
DAMN
:) happy life
FALSE ALARM Y'ALL IT WAS JUST MY MOOT! LOLOL I ABSOLUTELY BELIEVED IT CUZ MLVNS DO BE LIKE THAT LMFAO
#insults me and then tells me tohave a happy life#damn#you are going str8 to the ultimate hate anon btw <3#honorary mention to u#imma call you “the delulu anon”#cuz wdym mike hates wil????#fjaldfjkadjfkad i'm dying#byler#anon hate#also why did you hide under anon#huh??#and yeah i'm a freak#i'm weirdooo#y'all hear this “mlvn doesn't have parental energy” lmfaooo#pathetic#hateful anon#lovely moots 💕#cuz it was my moot pranking me
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Smh then you’re a banana boat and a cute shy ler and you’re also a silly goose who can’t seem to ever admit how adorable they are and deserves tickled for it-🍅
too late
I am now
the entirety of team umizoomi
UMI!
ZOOMI!
UMI!
UMIZOOMIUMIZOOOMI
IN A WORLD THAT'S NOT SO FAR AWAY
*beep beep*
U M I C I T Y
YOU CAN COUNT ON US TO SAVE THE DAY! YEAH!
UMIZOOMIUMIZOOMI
We can measure
build it together!
You can help us-you're so clever!
We've got mighty-math powers
YOU CAN CALL US ANY HOUR!
ohhh oh
WOAH WOAH WOAH
we are a tiny team!
ohhh oh
WOAH WOAH WOAH
We go behind the scenes!
ohhh oh
WOAH WOAH WOAH
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T DO!
MILLY!
GEO!
BOT!
AND YOU!!
: D
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