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Leorio x Tonpa fanfic - After the deed is done

Tw: Leonpa, implied prostitution (but it's more like lovers with some sugaring involved!)

Pairing: Leonpa, implied Leopika

Author's note: Hi! I don't have anything to say about it except I found it in my drafts and it made me laugh. I hope it will bring pain to others. Enjoy! ⭐

Tonpa took a sip from a non-corrected juice can. Leorio shot him a look, then went back to his medicine books - something about the nervous system. They had met at his apartment, as the hotel thing was getting too expensive: they were meeting too frequently to pretend it was still a one-time thing. So Tonpa took another sip, keeping his eyes on the younger man. He wasn’t feeling lustful, not exactly, but he knew how to appreciate a good sight. They’d had sex in the morning and now Leorio was revising for an upcoming test. They’d probably have sex in the afternoon, so Leorio could relieve some stress before going to his night shift at the shabby pub two blocks down. Tonpa considered sticking around, but the warm water was busted and there wasn’t much food around, so he’d probably leave after their second round. Leorio was adamant about saving all the money he gave him - for his tuition, he said. Tonpa understood that, maybe even respected it - but it had been long since he’s gone to university. He dropped out after the first year when the hunter thing hadn’t worked out. Not that he cared, he couldn’t even remember what major he’d been in. Something about law, maybe, but the memories of his father when long gone. When he thought about it, it was kind of funny how his background vaguely reminded him of Leorio. But that was the only thing they had in common, really. And Tonpa didn’t care about making an emotional connection. They didn’t speak, but lately, they’d been hanging out. Being alone together or something like that. Tonpa found it funny, at first, the way Leorio would constantly check his phone. Then it became sad. Now, when he saw him stare at the “no new calls” screen he’d say something stupid, offer him a juice or something, and that would distract him sometimes. Still, considering he wore a blonde wig during their meetings, the situation was becoming increasingly pathetic.

Tonpa took another sip. Well… He prided himself to be a rookie crusher, but that Kurapika guy? He was doing a better job than he ever could. And, although sad, it was kind of amusing to witness. At the end of the day, the sex was good, and Leorio’s declining mental health could be funny. Yet, when he looked at his dark bags up close, right after they were done…

Tonpa put the can down and went to take a piss. Some thoughts were better left alone.

[dayssinceleorioleft]

1580

i’m going to make you all a gift for 1600 that i think you’ll enjoy :)

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it had to happen

[coca-cola-and-yellow-skittles]

my dash did a thing

[hidekanez-remade-lawl]

like...kirugon and leopika are alright

but were forgetting the BEST ship...

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Tonpa puts on a blonde wig when meeting at the hotel with Leorio.

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Tonpa calls Leorio “daddy”.

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why am i writing semi-serious leonpa fanfiction

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Leorio’s POV: 5 minutes into the Hunter exam and he gives you this look.

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To whoever requested the Leonpa coffee shop au... i am writing it

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Pariging this leonpa that yet none of you suggested any fanfic ideas when i asked for them 😔

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glad you guys liked my art, what should i drop next? leonpa fic or pariging fic?

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call out post for @honoraryredditdudebro and all the people doing the leonpa group chat without me

you guys stink and i hope you dream chrollo and hisoka tonight

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Alright i asked for leonpa fic suggestions twice and nobody replied so I'm writing a diaper fetish fic in which Tonpa and Leorio shop for adult diapers.

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what childhood trauma lead you to writing leopika fanfiction??

Well, I’ve never written any Leopika fanfiction, but I’ve written LEONPA. The reason? I love trash; it’s liberating. My life falls apart and I write Leonpa to fill the void inside my soul.

You know, it’s just... it’s so hard to deal with life right now. I’ll be having a decent time and the memories just flood in. The children... they keep screaming, begging me to make him stop, to please make him stop! But the walrus, he won’t relent. He just keeps biting chunks off them, his glassy eyes devoid of any symphathy. Those children... I should have protected them, @honoraryredditdudebro and @gons-fishingrod were counting on me, but I... I just trembled underneath my desk, hoping he wouldn’t find me. It was either them or me.

Yes, it was chilhood trauma that led me to writing leonpa fanfiction. But I never said it was my childhood trauma.

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i think you could write an even better version of that 💖

who knows what the future may hold once my exams are over 💖 I have already written a Leonpa fic, so Pariging eating-a//s is not so far fetched 💖 💖