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69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs
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I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems
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Round friend 🍎
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in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee
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Ill go live everytime ill take a piss at work
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Cityscapes of Italy
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So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.
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...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-
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I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.
People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.
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Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.
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oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌
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transmascs and transfems are not enemies we are friends we are comrades we are brothers and sisters in arms
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Colorful Rilakkuma
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