#leon moonwalkers

[misskittysmagicportal]

Happy third anniversary to this absolute weirdo and the most involved universe no one outside of 10 people will ever read or experience. If I got my shit together, I could start a new series. Or at least a Xmas one shot.

[myfallbucketlist]

Fall 2024 Playlist

Wonderful Nothing - Glass Animals

Cowboy Gangster Politician - Goldie Boutilier

No Place I'd Rather Be - The Wrecks

God Needs The Devil - Jonah Kagen

Make You Mine - Madison Beer

High In Low Places - Beach Weather

Risk - Gracie Abrams

Look At That Woman - ROLE MODEL

Stick Around - Medium Build

Go Slow - Jordana

Ghost Town - Portugal. The Man

National Treasure - Barns Courtney

If I Were To Die - Winona Oak

A Tear In Space - Glass Animals

Death Of Me - Wilder Woods

Ever Seen - Beabadoobee

Oh, Gemini - ROLE MODEL

Lil Tune - Gus Dapperton & Electric Guest

Cocoon - Holly Humberstone

Calm Down - Betcha

Headlights - PVRIS

Like A Dream - Thomas LaRosa

Moonwalking - Good Scott

Close - Dizzy

Doll House - Del Water Gap

Baby - Still Woozy

Don't Wanna Dance - MO

Witchy - KAYTRANADA

Love Nobody Else - NIGHT TRAVELER

When It's Over - Evi

No Strings - X Ambassadors

Diamonds In My Chest - Dotan

Fade Into A Dream - LEON

Sunset - Gus Dapperton

Ending Credits - Vacation Manor

Enjoy xx

[theultimatekamehamehavoc]

Back from my gaming session. So far having a blast with THH. Very nice being able to really get a grasp on the school cus just looking at the floorplans and not moving around just isn't the same for mee. Mostly been roaming around (I refuse to fast travel) walking into walls, moonwalking in the halls. It's been rad. Very funny to me too. Like, there was one moment while I was playing when I walked into Kyoko like 3 different times and each time, I moonwalked my way outta there. Totally drawing that interaction sometime by the way between the two of them of Makoto spotting her, not even saying hi, and moonwalking away. It's too silly! There was also another instance I had where I was walking I think to the gym, checking to see if anyone was there cus free time, and Byakuya was right around the corner in front of the gym. Lowkey got spooked a bit and it was funny to me every time I passed him. Like, what the hell are you doing, Byakuya?! You can't just stand their sassy like crossing your arms right around the corner like that, man! Like, I get it. The library isn't open for him to practically live there. But why in front of the gym like that? Is he purposely trying to spook anyone who dares pass him? By the way, this occurrence of stumbling upon people and being a little shocked happened as well with both Mondo and Sakura too but only once. For Mondo, it's cus I spotted Hiro first (his hair was poking out from one of the sides of the columns) and it was only after my interaction with Byakuya that I saw Mondo right next to Hiro. Wasn't spooked or anything though. Just like, oh hi there Mondo. And then left. And, for Sakura, it was similar. Just didn't notice she was there until I turned around. I swear. I am having far too much fun with walking around the school. One other thing I wish to mention is that so far, I talked to Leon once and Celeste as well. Have a back up save file too just in case cus I realized that I should REALLY talk to someone in particular before something bad happens. If you know, you know. Also feel I should chat with Taka too at some point before chapter 2. Again, if ya know, ya know. One other thing, cus I somehow almost forgot but, while I went to talk to Leon, Sayaka was LEGIT RIGHT ACROSS FROM HIM!! And like, I am so headcanoning now that she was just staring at him, staring back at Makoto plotting. She isn't just standing there for nothing. Definitely the third thing I will draw too cus it cracks me up. I so ignored her after the mandatory hang out with her by the way. Though that was obvious cus I said I talked with Leon and then Celeste but I thought it was funny cus she was always right in the hallway in the dorms and I ignored her once right in front of her face to talk with Leon and passed her several times when I went to talk with Celeste. But yeah! Having fun!

[miss-kittys-magical-library]

Sorry this is on anon, and you can delete it if you want, but I just wanted to agree with you and say that Leon is basically a completely blank slate. His entire personality is just him on drugs, which it’s a comedy, it works. He’s hilarious and charming, but it gives anyone that loves that character an entire playground to make whatever headcanons they want. I love your Leon, and the creativity that was put into those stories were extremely interesting and impressive.

I've been trying to find the right words to respond to this because it means so much to me. It was obvious that the last person was being an asshole. And I have suspicions of who they may be. But this comment here is the epitome of what fanfiction is meant to be! Especially with minor or side characters. We fill in the blanks, we color outside the lines, and we breathe life into what could be lifeless.

I've struggled the last few days to understand exactly what that last anon wanted to say I should write. But this, this is why I've kept going for two years with him. No one sets out to create a universe (as fantastical as it may be), but you go where the story and characters take you.

I love Leon because he makes me laugh. I love Moonwalkers because it makes me laugh. I just wanted to expand on what was there and make him so much more. Thank you for this, for getting it and for sharing with me and other followers. (And never apologize for anonymity)

💋

[fctedivided]

Unprompted ask. - Anonymous sent:

Leon, can you do the moonwalk?

"What is that? That you can walk on the moon?"

It seemed Leon needed an explanation for this.

[sunshine-gumdrop]

3am oc x character one shots: dicking around in video games

Ellie and Leon settled on the couch, controllers in hand, ready to tackle the co-op campaign of the latest action-packed video game. The screen's glow filled the room, casting dramatic shadows around them. Focused and determined, Ellie was all in for a serious gaming session. At the same time, Leon, with his usual carefree attitude, was more interested in having fun and less concerned about making progress.

"Okay, let's do this. Focus on the mission objectives," Ellie instructed, her eyes never leaving the screen as they started the first level.

Leon nodded, but his mischievous grin suggested he had other plans. They began when Leon's character started doing everything but the mission. He was jumping around aimlessly, accidentally throwing grenades at their own feet, and even finding ways to make his character dance instead of taking cover.

"Seriously?" Ellie's voice was a mix of annoyance and disbelief. "We're never going to get past this level if you keep screwing around."

Leon laughed, thoroughly enjoying himself. "Come on, Ellie, lighten up! It's just a game. Look at this: I found a glitch where you can make your character do the moonwalk. Michael Jackson would be proud!"

Ellie couldn't help but let out a frustrated sigh, though the corner of her mouth twitched in amusement at Leon's antics. "That's great, but we're supposed to save the world here, not auditioning for a dance-off."

As they continued, Ellie's character moved with precision and skill, dispatching enemies and completing objectives. In contrast, Leon's character lagged, occasionally contributing to the chaos in the most unhelpful ways. Every time they failed the level because of Leon's distractions, Ellie's patience thinned a little more.

After the umpteenth restart, Ellie paused the game and turned to Leon, her expression stern. "Okay, new rule: you try to play the game properly, or I'm switching you for an AI partner. At least they know how to aim."

Leon raised his hands in mock surrender. "Alright, alright, I'll behave. But only because you asked so nicely," he said, giving her a cheeky wink.

True to his word, Leon started to focus, and much to Ellie's surprise, he was pretty good when he put his mind to it. Together, they finally managed to get past the first level, their characters standing victorious amid digital chaos.

As they progressed to the next level, Ellie couldn't help but smile, shaking her head at the ordeal. "You know, we make a pretty good team when you're not trying to be the class clown of video gaming."

"Yeah, but admit it, it wouldn't have been half as fun without my dicking around," Leon retorted, nudging her back as they prepared to dive into the next level, ready for whatever challenges and shenanigans lay ahead.

[tryingadifferentsong]

Headcanon: Karaoke-Abend auf Schloss Einstein im Zimmer von Ava, Elly und Reena.

Da Ava das ganze organisiert hat, macht sie gleich mit "I want to ride my bicycle" den Anfang.

Leon und Simon legen eine filmreife Performance zu "My heart will go on" hin.

Massuda und Elly singen Spice Girls (Wannabe). Elly will Joshua auf die Bühne zerren, aber er versucht sich zu wehren. Nachdem die beiden fertig sind, bittet er Mikka, der den DJ macht, aber auch für ihn ein Lied zu spielen. Die ersten Töne von "Beat it" erklingen und Joshua packt einen 1a Moonwalk aus.

Joel singt "Männer" von Herbert Grönemeyer inklusive Grönemeyer-Imitation.

Reena und Annika tun sich zusammen und performen "Shake it off".

Ava überredet Joel und Noah zu einem Trio-Auftritt zu "Gimme Gimme Gimme" von ABBA.

Nesrin singt für Marlon "All of me". Marlon stimmt mit ein, wobei das eher einem schiefen Brummeln gleichkommt. Noah sitzt in der Ecke und kann eine Träne nicht mehr unterdrücken. Joel und Ava legen je einen Arm um ihn und alle schunkeln zusammen und singen mit.

Chiara macht den Abschluss mit "Wonderwall" - Frau Schiller stand schon viel zu lange in der Tür, wollte die schöne Stimmung aber nicht unterbrechen. Als Chiara sie bemerkt, feuern sie alle an und Frau Schiller kommt auch auf die Bühne (aka 1qm freier Boden). "Dann mach ich euch jetzt noch den richtigen Rausschmeißer - Mikka, mach mal Angels an". Einige sorgen mit Handytaschenlampe für extra atmosphärische Stimmung und dann alle: "and throuuuuuugh it aaalll, shee offers me proteeectioooooon...."

Ich hab mir jetzt auch Miks Storys angeguckt. Der Text hier ist ja niedlich, schöne Idee und Vorstellung.

Welche Songs würde Noah wohl beim Karaoke-Abend singen? Einerseits natürlich bestimmt so Rocksongs, aber ich glaub Noah hat auch einige Guilty Pleasures.

[robmesheehan]

[a-god-damn-shit-sucking-vampire]

Three characters that live in your head rent free and why?

Thank you @misskittysmagicportal! I've literally had to sit and think about this all night because there's so many! Imma only include on obvious one and skip the other obvious ones (basically just Rob's characters LMAO

Harley Quinn (Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel): Not for the reason a lot of people would think! I know a few people don't like her as a character and I could go on a whole tangent but I won't. But basically, I think she's pretty underrated. She often gets written off as Joker's dumb girlfriend or something along those lines but please! She was literally a trained psychiatrist and obviously had a PhD. She was smart as fuck! (The Joker is just manipulative but don't get me started on that) she was also a trained gymnast! Not to mention she literally fixed on of the Joker's plans that he could never get to work (the death of a thousand smiles or some shit!) And in one of the comics (I can't remember which) she was also there for Black Canary in her own way (stopped fighting) when she found out she was pregnant because she remembered how hard it was and rocked up to the hospital with gifts, that were slightly ridiculous but still!!! I realise none of this probably makes sense but yeah!

Leon: Obviously!!! Honestly, I just relate to him in a weird way, I can't explain it. Not to mention that he's a actually pretty smart without being obvious about it and tend to gets written off because he's not "traditionally smart" but like, the guy read CIA documents and understood them whilst Jonny is just there for the money! I could go on more but I've rambled a lot already!

Wednesday Addams: I know it's super random, I struggled for a third character because there's so many but honestly, there's so many reasons for Wednesday! She's just so damn iconic! How can you not love her as a character?! She's hella smart (I'm sensing a theme here), pretty witty and sarcastic as hell, plus the confidence she has in the choices she makes and all that. She's just a great character, honestly! I loved the Addams family as a kid and still do now!

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

Not Now, I’m Dying hmu later tho

A/N: I’m preparing myself for the hell of the next few days with this fic, but do indulge with me. A nice Leon x reader. A bit of fluff.

Warnings: menstruation, drug mention

Cheeky Tag List: @misskittysmagicportal, @super-unpredictable98, @joz-stankovich, @iamsexytrash, @robertsheehanownsmyass

“Leon, could you not suck on my tits right now, they’re sore.” you said, detaching him.

“But I like them. Why are they sore?” he asked, nose tucking into your collarbone.

“You’re high, and I don’t want you to visualize my uterus in a way that’s creepy, so I’ll tell you in a few hours.” you said, sighing, but you had a taste for Cheetos, so why not?

  You got up from the bed and stretched, scratching your back, then walked down to the kitchen. It was fairly empty, but a couple cats remained, and they meowed at your entrance. You pet behind their ears, and on their bellies before you found what you were looking for. However, your stomach begged for you to eat, so you snatched the food from its place in the pantry and ran up the stairs in doubles. You were met with the sight of Leon snoring on the bed, stretched out before you. You giggled, and thought nothing of the pain beforehand, and went off to sleep along with him.

“Fuck, what time is it? And why are my legs? Oh my-” you gasped, looking down at the mess before you. You didn’t track your period correctly, and it arrived too early for your liking. Leon wasn’t anywhere to be seen, but you assumed that he left before you ruined the sheets.

  You gathered yourself from the bed, and wobbled to the bathroom, plopping down onto the toilet in the process. You sighed, and slowly cleaned yourself up, forgetting an extra pair of clothes. You had to yell through the house, and you hoped that Leon’d hear this time.

“Leon, dear, could you fetch me an extra pair of clothes!” you screamed through the door, to be met with an “Alright luv, I’ll be there in a bit.” you thanked your lucky stars and met him at the door, making sure he couldn’t see you through it. You couldn’t quite get all the blood off, so you were going to shower. When he moved. Which happened eventually, after he shit that is. 

  You shuffled into the shower, and let the hot water wash over you, feeling slightly better at the feeling. You got the blood from your thighs, and double checking to make sure you weren’t dripping too much. After you were done cleaning yourself and relaxing into the water, you decided to get out, as Leon would get a little worried if you were in there for too long. You got the extra clothes and put them on, almost forgetting to put in a product in order to avoid messing the sheets again.

“Babe, you alright? You look a little sickly.” Leon asked upon seeing you exit the bathroom, shoulders sagging.

“Yeah, just a little tired is all. Need to get more sleep.” you said, leaning against his bare chest, the warmth helping with developing cramps. Maybe that Ibuprofen would’ve helped after all.

 You cuddled against him, and his long arms wrapped around you, putting pressure on your stomach. He sighed against you, and kissed the side of your head, a smile appearing on his now sober face. You relaxed against him, but soon enough, your cramps started hurtling into you, and you clenched in response. A small whine left your mouth as you curled into more of a ball, arms wrapping around your abdomen. A single tear left your eye as you doubled over with pain, a full scale groan coming from your throat.

“Whoa, you alright there hon? What’s wrong?” Leon asked, putting his hand over your back. You slowly turned your head, and tried to gasp out a response, another cramp tackling you. A look of confusion crosses his face, but he continues to rub near the pain was, helping only mildly.

  The two of you sat there for several minutes, and just when you were thinking everything was subsiding, you got hit with another one, and the cycle continued until you were crying in his arms.

“Oh, fuck you’re bleeding out’a your gooch, aren’t ya?” he asked, pity crossing his face. The grunt you gave in response confirmed his suspicion, and he sat up, stretching. “I’ll be right back alright?”

 You sit in pain for a few minutes, and Leon comes back, multiple items in hand. You tilt your head upwards in the lightest, and he looks back at you, smiling at your fetal form.

“I’ve got some herbs for the cramps. Heating pad as well. Also, one of Renatis’ pals said that masturbation might help, but uh...I’m sure you’re not up for that.” Leon said, speeding through his statement. You took what he gave you, and he cuddled you into his chest, his lips pressed against your cheek.

“Thank you Leon.” you muttered, relaxing, for good this time. He thanked you back, and you breathed against him, his fingertips making a path around your arms, lightly tickling you.

“It’s not fair that you have to go through this. I mean, I see how tense ye’ get when you have to go out and get more things. And I keep hearing about this Toxic Shock Syndrome. How are you supposed to know what to do? Must be even scarier for you.” he whispered, chin coming to lean on your head.

“Yeah, it is shitty. And scary. There’s so much stuff being discovered about all this. I don’t know what to believe, or anything. Don’t even let me mention the new disorders and things. This is just a punishment for not getting knocked up..” you replied, voice muffled by Leon’s chest.

  He smiled once more, and tucked you into his form even more, truly feeling like you fit into him. His legs tangled with yours, and you kissed his collarbone, relishing in the feeling of Leon keeping you warm. You ended up nodding off, and Leon snored above you, drool coming from his mouth. The next day you woke up, and yes, you leaked on him, but he was fine with it. And you were fine with him.

Masterlist

[conduitandconjurer]

#reblogging purely for that tuft of curly hair sticking out of leon's cap#jonny#leon#moonwalkers

Robert's hair makes me so happy bc as a fellow Curly Haired Person, I know that's EXACTLY what my hair would do with that cap on <3 such solidarity right here

Moonwalkers (2015)

[misskittysmagicportal]

If you watch these movies back to back it feels like two guys in witness protection and one of them gets high to forget he murdered a guy.

[miss-kittys-magical-library]

Tupelo Honey

Word count- 3400

Warnings- slightly graphic description of childbirth, mentions gun violence, m!f oral sex

A/N- After a year and a half, the origin of Honey and Leon comes to an end with a death, a dramatic birth and the emergence of a villain who would haunt the Kostas family for the next fifty years.

Special Note- To @bisexualnathanyoung @magic-multicolored-miracle @robertsheehanownsmyass @elliethesuperfruitlover and @messengeronthemoon (wherever you may be) thank you from the bottom of my heart. Leon and Honey would've been nothing but three chapters without you.

Chapter 6- Dream A Little Dream of Me

How did they get here? Leon thought. Racing through the French countryside towards God knows where. His gut told him no one was following. No one was left to come for them.

Ella was doing her level best to ignore what was taking place besides her. The window rolled down and she smoked casually with one hand out of it. She tried to stroke Honey's hair while the pregnant woman cried out every so often. The anguish happened faster as Tom sped along.

“Mate, I think you best stop. She's doing my head in.” Jonny announced from the passenger seat.

“Oh it wasn't from where the fucking SHOT GUN HIT YOU IN THE FACE AFTER SHOOTING BLINDLY IN A GUN FIGHT YOU POMPOUS, BRITISH HOWDY DOODIE?!” Honey screamed from the backseat. She clawed at his face while scrambling for his collar to yank him back in between the seats. “YOU SHOT ME YOU CUNT!”

Honey laughed. She had no choice. A piercing, maddening sound escaped her in the midst of contractions. “It was under control. I had him. I had that ratty little bastard. You fucked up so bad Thorpe. We killed Leon.” Her laughter turned to hysterical tears.

However many hours ago, the quickening happened in the chaos. Watching it turned to shit, Selina wanted to make her debut. Two weeks early. Then she was out of her body in the middle of a slaughter. There was Kidman and Jonny and the cold steel in her hands. Kickback that drove a gun back into her stomach and Jonny’s into his own face. In the center with a look of shock was Leon.

“You died,” she screamed around her most painful contraction yet.

“Did I?” Leon hid panic behind amusement. “But I'm here.”

“Don't fuck with me, Kostas. I held you in my arms while you bled to death!!” Honey sat up and tore at Leon's shirt. “Jonny said it's happened before! What does that even mean, Leon?!”

“I think Jonathan’s right, Tom. She's gonna have this baby soon. He ignored her pawing at his skin and begging him to tell her where they were. Where had his wounds gone.

The car came to a stop. A sign for Spanish towns loomed in front of the car. Shotgun pellets poured out of Leon's chest onto the back seat. He winced and smiled with a shrug. She slapped him. Tom lit a cigar.

----

Honey couldn't fathom allowing her daughter, their daughter to be born like this. With her mother cramped in the backseat of a stolen muscle car on the side of some foreign road in the middle of the night. Ella yelled in French as Honey propped against her. Jonny outside the car pacing back and forth with cocaine and a cigarette. At least he was trying to flag down passersby.

Leon between her legs, Honey giggled amidst the searing pain that coursed through her body. That was how she got in this mess. Those curls and wide panicked eyes like the Aegean sea, his mouth agape like usual. She could tell, as she screamed through a contraction, that he was thinking. Processing the situation as she braced a foot on his chest.

Then Leon opened his hand and stared at his palm. He held it up, "Is my hand too big?"

"ARE YOU STILL TRIPPING?!" Honey screamed. Then pain tore through her and she screamed for that. She felt pressure, her body said push. She refused.

"No! I read about.. Nevermind." Without asking Leon took the palm of his hand and pressed it to Honey's vagina. A look of concentration quickly turned to awe. "It's her head. I feel her head. You best push, Gracie."

"Not in this nasty Chevy I won't. I'll stand in that field and let it all come out of my snatch in the dirt before I do it here." She cried and struggled and crawled out of the car.

Honey stumbled and each footstep felt like knives. Her body was wrenching apart as she hurried past Kidman. He had fallen silent save for inhales of his cigar. He grabbed her by the waist and she cried out in frustration and kicked out to get away, but Tom was so much stronger.

"Dollface You ain't birthing your daughter in the dirt. Stand above this." He took his suit jacket and laid it on the ground at her feet. "Now fucking stand here for Leon. Let him take care of you."

"Why do you care?" Honey grunted as she pitched forward into Kidman's chest.

"Against my better fucking judgment, I like the skinny bastard. Now stop being such a bitch and let us help."

So Honey did. She stood with her back to the man who resembled a disgruntled lion and reached for Leon. They tangled their arms together and she steadied herself.

A primal scream escaped from Honey's mouth as she listened to her body. Her baby. Leon's mindless comforting babble drowned out by it as she looked up at the sky and understood everything.

Those creation myths where some god split in two and his children tumbled out of him. Honey did that, cleaved in two. Except it wasn't children that sprang from her body as Leon got down on his knees to pull a living being from her. Her body had torn in half and she had given birth to the moon.

I'm delirious, she thought as Leon cried and Tom laughed. A strange sound drowned out by the screams coming from Leon's arms. She sank to the grass and Kidman followed hoping to soften the blow. Leon joined in the slowest of motions beside her.

"Here she is, love," Leon whispered and handed Honey their daughter.

As Honey laid in the grass with Selina cradled in her arms, her umbilical cord still connected mother to daughter, she thought back to the start. How there was a future where this baby was a beautiful grown woman. That she would have Leon's nose and untamed hair and stillness. But there would be a fire under her skin, a tilt to her chin and Honey's dark eyes full of defiance.

"She told me I was going to go away. That we would get separated." Honey traced along the baby's lips which also belonged to Leon.

Honey realized Leon was yelling at Jonny to give him his shoelaces. Jonny was bitching that they were Ferragamo. Kidman was handing Leon a switchblade and walking him through the next steps he had seen at a war hospital in Saigon. Leon stopped to jab the tip of the blade in Jonny's shin.

"Give me the cunting shoelace, Thorpe. Or I'll do what The Iron Monger never could, cut your willy off."

Honey laughed maniacally as Jonny obliged. Her head swam from blood loss and pain and hunger. The baby wailed, and in her daze the new mother instinctively pulled her breast free from her shirt and held it to the newborn's mouth. Selina took it easier than Honey ever anticipated.

"C'est une petite fille heureuse. Le miel est déjà une bonne mère," Ella called from her position by the car. A tinge of green to her porcelain skin could be seen in the moonlight. She looked disgusted from the sight of the birth.

"As for the woman you met, Gracie?" Leon spoke gently as he tied off the cord. "Her past didn't have to be our future. This you stayed. I'm sure there's even a version of us who haven't quite met yet."

Honey was overcome by delirium. She knew she should be happy, and she was. Somewhere. But something was taking her over. It was the sense of fight. She held Selina tight to her body and finally remembered why they were even on the run. The dead bodies scattered and pooled with blood in the hallways. The shock that Leon was in after seeing a man with an axe in his back. Jonny equally terrified from the carnage.

Leon wiped the blade on his jeans and held the cord in his hand. He stared at the ropey organ in his grasp, his free hand clamored at the beard on his face. He tore it off, careful to hide his wincing. The pain was temporary compared to his partner’s. He tossed the umbilical cord into the night along with the fake beard.

Under the moonlight, it was evident to Honey how young he was. They were. Not 20 like Nick and Toula when Leon was born. Or even 23 like Giacomo and Theresa when she was born. How had Theresa spent SIX YEARS consecutively of her life pregnant.

Was it cyclical? Honey thought as she reached between her legs and felt something else protruding from her body. Was that beautiful girl from the future in love with a beautiful boy she met one night? A boy with indescribable eyes and personality? Would their child do the same?

A strange sensation washed over Honey. Like it was true as it settled in her skin and heart. It was a premonition. A circle of lust and love and Honey and Leon. It stretched across time.

She giggled at the notion of endless versions of her and Leon just hooking up and falling in love for eternity. God she fucking loved him, and wanted every woman who came from her to love and be loved by Leon. And she tried to articulate this but instead:

“Leon.. The bag,” Honey attempted to say. The desire to push again overwhelmed her. “The papers and the cash..” she groaned and anchored a foot in the grass. Her other one propped up on his shoulder .

Without really thinking, he held her ankle and kissed it. Honey growled in frustration and pain, “NOT NOW, LEON! Ohhhh, the afterbirth!” A sound like a banshee came from somewhere inside of the small woman.

“Whot?!” Leon panicked, but it was too late. What remained of Honey’s pregnancy has been delivered into his lap. He and Jonny both vomited into the grass together.

Tom stood and lit his cigar again, "This is great and all but kid we gotta move. "I'm not dying on the side of the road in pussy France"

“Silly Tom, they invented the revolution!” Honey giggled drunkenly.

"Yeah, in 1760 something. The Russians did it better. We have to keep moving. At least get you to a hospital."

“Oh. Ok. That's a good idea. My twat hurts really bad."

"No shit?"

"I can't walk."

Tom turned to Leon and barked an order "Kid, you carry Dollface here. I'll take the baby."

"Not if you want me to kill you,” Honey said plain as day and deadly serious.

"There's our girl. Just do it.”

“You called me a bitch."

“Sure did. Give me the baby just till we get going, ok? I'll wrap her up in Leon's cardigan since you ruined my jacket.”

Tom didn't wait for her to hand him the baby, but Honey didn't fight him either. She let him carefully wrap Selina up in that brown monstrosity she begged Leon to ditch. Now it would keep their daughter safe and warm until they could really stop.

Honey trusted Kidman with her life and Selina’s. The ex-fed who chased her out of America was in the running to be Selina’s Godfather. This little family coaxed the good out of everyone.

No matter how many times he had carried her these last two years, Leon’s strength amazed Honey. Not that she was very big at 5’2 and probably 120 pounds due to the baby. He was raised on hard work and fishing boats.

Was that late summer early fall in Mykonos really only two years ago?

Honey’s thoughts were once again nostalgic and intrusive as she stared up at the night sky as it whizzed by overhead. The stars like comets as her fiancé moved with speed, a hint of fear just below the surface. No one had followed them though because Tom left them all dead. Like an old-fashioned cowboy shootout.

She felt her giggles grow into full on laughter with a snort as she pointed heavenwards, "There's very tiny humans in space, you know. It really was a giant leap for small men floating about in all that.. space. Oh.. space!” Then Honey caressed her lover’s cheek and grew serious, “Leon.. you bastards really did fuck all to make it realistic, didn't you?”

His response was one of frustration and dare anyone say anger, "Spot on, poppet. Didn't wanna be there and I was trippin my balls off. Almost literally"

"Buzz buzz!! Let's never get pregnant ever again."

"Is this what I'm like when I'm high? Fuck me, no wonder you get livid. As for the pregnant part, that requires me to wear condoms or you to go on that birth control.”

"We can take our chances,” Honey sounded quite content with her change of mind.

"Wasn't there a boy too, you said?" Leon asked almost as if he had always just been playing along.

Ella had opened the door so that he could lay the new mother down gently in the back seat again. She would slide into the front between Kidman and Jonny who struggled with not smoking around the newborn. Instead he did several bumps of coke from a bag in his coat pocket.

Honey sat up so Leon could sit, and she laid down with her head in his lap. Tom handed the baby off to the new father who placed her on the seat beside Honey’s curled body. His fingers combed through her hair as the car took off to God knows where. They were both drifting weightless to sleep.

"Apollo follows close behind his sister doesn't he?” Honey yawned. She cradled the brown cardigan that swaddled Selina in her arms and kissed the baby’s head. “Remember that olive grove in Greece where we were watched by Artemis? Don't you think she blessed us? Our daughter is the living moon. And our future boy will be.. our sunshine.”

Jonny grimaced from the front seat, "If my parents said that hippie, spiritual shit about me, I’d be LOADS better at being human. Leon she’s fucking mental that. Barmy from blood loss. I think Kidman's right, she needs the hospital."

It was the first time Jonny had spoken besides two words since they left London. He went to continue but the couple in the back were asleep; besides the radio cut them off in Spanish.

“Los estadounidenses han aterrizado en la luna!!” It repeated. The Americans have landed on the moon!

They had done it. They had really fucking done it!

“They sure did.” Kidman was the only one who dared to speak as dawn began to break over the Spanish countryside. He and Jonny stared at each other. “Didn't they?”

--- Six Months Later, Kalafati Greece ---

“No! THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT I GOT KNOCKED UP WITH SELINA!” she whispers loudly.

Leon threw Honey over his shoulder then slapped her on the ass. “It isn’t like you’re any less portable.”

He raced into the bedroom. Haphazardly tossing Honey onto the bed they both giggle. Giddy with the prospect of being together for the first time in ages. Touching, kissing, manipulating every blessed inch of sun-darkened skin.

Leon stood at the foot of the bed before grabbing Honey by the calves and roughly tugging so that her thighs enveloped him. He tore at the fabric covering her breasts until they were free. She clamored for his hips, his back. She clawed at him until he bent over and captured a nipple in his mouth.

He coaxed it pert while being acutely aware what the motion may do to a nursing mother. He teased the bud and switched to the other. His favor changed between the both of them rapidly.

Honey arched her back into him. Her hands lost in that wild hair as he blazed over skin. The air hummed and crackled while she moaned. She broke free to twist her grip in the sheets. The other urged him downward.

Leon undid the row of buttons without lifting his head. He bit at her stomach then dipped his tongue inside of her navel. A strangled squeal mixed with a moan escaped Honey. He loved how ticklish she could be.

“Are you alright with me going down on you, love?” The words muddled by Honey's thighs (which he kissed) and the downy hair inside of them. He flicked the tip of his tongue around the entrance.

“Leon,” she called his name. “Please?” That one word was full of want as much as he was hungry for her.

Honey couldn't even be cheeky, making a retort about her parts and the baby like he had anticipated. He dove into her with the desire she could see in him while he gazed up at her face. Watching while he made a lazy circle around her clit for the first time since July.

She undulated. His mouth followed when she started an up and downward motion with her hips. He dragged his tongue along her sex when she came to rest back on the bed. Then the opposite direction when Honey lifted herself. That laziness turned to a speed that made her drunk on Leon.

The sound of someone clearing their throat from the balcony elicited a scream from Honey. Leon scrambled up onto the bed with his arms around her in a protective circle.

“Sorry to interrupt your.. Oral copulation. I do find sexual behavior vulgar, yet fascinating between two people such as yourselves.”

A man who stood a little less or more the same height as Leon stepped out from the shadow of the Bougainvillea that covered the doorframe. Impeccably dressed, a piece of glass covering his left eye caught the moonlight.

Honey could feel Leon's heart beating wildly in his chest, but his body was rigid. Stiff with fight. His biceps and stomach flexed. His grip molded into fists. Her skin pimpled with goose flesh; the hair on her arms and neck stood on end. Like this stranger rode in on a cloud of static electricity

The man stepped forward all the while stroking a groomed mustache and goatee. The mustache curled at the edges that gave him the effect of a Dickensian villain. He used a walking stick with a carved ivory elephant, that Honey knew he certainly did NOT need.

“Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Sir-”

“You're the bloody Monocle,” Leon said in disbelief.

“The what?” Honey never took her eyes off the man. “That filthy rich bastard who somehow made a fucking fortune on umbrellas?”

The stranger winced at her coarse language. “Sir Reginald Hargreeves. Mr. Kidman told me you were here after that appalling debacle in London. I believe my colleagues and myself have some things to discuss with you.”

“Uh go fuck yourself, Uncle Pennybags. Isn't there a Monopoly game you escaped from somewhere?”

“Oh yes, he told me you were the.. Spirited, Miss Bartucci. Trust me. You'll want to come with us back to Washington.”

“It's Kostas. We got married. Leon and I aren't fucking going anywhere with a James Bond villain.”

“FASCINATING!! Your spunk is both frustrating and wonderful. Would you like to meet my companion, Pogo?”

Reginald clapped his hands and a chimpanzee appeared from the other room. He too was remarkably dressed, and in his arms he held a bundle rather gently. The bundle suddenly babbled and clutched at the ape’s fur. He cooed and rocked it very much like a human would.

“SELINA!!” Both Leon and Honey screamed. Each launched forward in a singular, synchronized motion.

They reached for the baby, but Pogo hurried away and up over the side of the balcony in a fluid motion. Selina clutched tight to his chest.

A sob racked Honey’s body, but a fire lit under her. She lunged for the billionaire with fingers curled like claws. “GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER!”

Reginald swatted her wrist with the handle of his cane. Pain shot through Honey; she kept coming until Leon grabbed her by the waist. Instinct told him The Monocle was dangerous. Inhuman.

An emotionless smirk lifted the corner of his mouth. “I believe now you'll come willingly?”

So (without much of a choice), they did.

- The End -

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And to @super-unpredictable98 (even though we aren't on speaking terms anymore) you were there once too.

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@misskittysmagicportal Leonidas Kostas. 😍😭😍😭

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