#leon draisaitl sieht so aus als ob er FDP wählt

[crosbyism]

Damn girl, is Leon considered average in Germany? Or in Germany you can just see walking models everywhere?

girl? there’s a girl running this blog? damn, no one told me, i’ll have to find her and kick her out like i’m a shitty landlord trying to break a lease in order to shadily increase the rent through legal loopholes 😔

bro, i saw leon facedown in his beer with his econ 201 buddies last oktoberfest. i’ve seen him in the chips aisle of the grocery store and picking up a sixer of nothing but the most questionable canned beer in the supermarket (bitburger. why he would betray his local kölsch like that idk, you’d have to ask him). i think i met him at a house party two years ago where he was telling some girl he got really into biking and bought himself a thousand-euro racing bike. he bought crushed ice at the gas station with three bros the other week on their way to a party. a friend of a friend introduced me to her douchey-but-funny-and-charming-in-a-sarcastic-way engineering-major boyfriend and i’m pretty sure it was leon draisaitl. he talked to me for half an hour about his half-baked shitty political opinions which made it clear that he doesn’t understand tax brackets

(hilariously, btw, this topic comes up semi-regularly among german hockeyblrs, see this and this ask i’ve gotten)