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[lemonlokkich]

Writing prompt: Sky and Wind do crime together

The Mom Friend

Sky and Wind. Mainly Wind lol. Thank you for the prompt ace!

So,

Maybe he shouldn't have stolen that gem. Maybe he should've just kept his sticky hands to himself like Legend had warned him to when they entered Castle Town in the first place.

He should've listened to Twilight's warnings about how jumpy and panicky his towns folk were. How vigilant they were after the events of his adventure.

But the beautiful sky blue Sapphire was embedded in cheap metal that looked near to rusting. The thing's beauty was obviously neglected just to make a quick rupee and he had the perfect use in mind.

500 would've been fair if it was actual jewelry instead of an arts and crafts project gone wrong.

So Wind did what any reliable pirate would do, he calmly walked along the side of the booth, pressing as close to the crowd as he could get before deftly swiping the neglected object off the table in one smooth and most definitely practiced motion.

He almost dropped it as someone screeched in his ear, loud and panicked and angry.

“Thief! Thief!” A random woman standing behind him yelled, pointing straight at him and looking close to a near faint from the shock “Guards!”

Shit.

Fucking hell.

Farore strike him down.

A commotion of clanking armour erupted a few paces further from him in the crowd, the telltale sounds of a guard shouting in response to the mass of now panicking civilians who have devolved into clucking like frightened cuccos.

Wind didn't need to be told to run, he just went. He squeezed himself through the crowd, slipping the sapphire-junk amalgamation into his magic pouch where it'll -hopefully- remain safe.

Bodies pressed close as he ducked and weaved and sidestepped, the guard hot on his heels. He should've lost the guy way back in the crowd, but Twilight's era seemed to have a love for darker, duskier colours and had a clingy sort of shade to everything compared to Wind’s sunnier clothes and general vibe.

That made him easy to keep track of, even as he reached an entirely different section of the marketplace where the panic gave way to the familiar demure shuffling of the crowd.

He was so close, if he could just find an alleyway or shop to hide out in…

Cold metal clamped around his twiggy arm and he couldn't resist a tiny yelp as he was physically lifted into the air by the guard and left dangling like a misbehaving kitten in front of the knight.

This had the effect of both being eye level with the guard and being able to somewhat look over the crowd if he strained his neck a bit.

Only one of those was an issue as he locked eyes with the aforementioned guard and scowled his fiercest scowl.

It seemed to be a man around Times age, clearly strong by the way he lifted Wind up like a bag of straw. Although, his brothers claimed he really was just that scrawney which Wind sincerely resented.

He was a growing boy, okay.

The man scowled back at him, eyes narrowing.

“What do you think you're doing, boy?” The guard growled, low and timbre and reverberated through Wind who was… not intimidated at all.

Twilight told them his guards were kind of pathetic, all things considered. And Warriors definitely could be wayyyy more intimidating than this.

But Warriors also said to never speak when he got arrested until he could get ahold of any of them. Something something lawyers…

Hell if he knows.

He flattened his mouth into a thin line and started trying to wiggle out of the guards grip. The guard, who was positively shook by this very obvious escape attempt, just readjusted his grip a bit.

Which gave him a perfect opportunity to sweep his gaze across the crowd and have his eyes land squarely on the comforting sight of Sky.

Now, Wind could do a myriad of things in this situation. He could call out his brother's name, he could shout something unintelligible, he could just scream like the seagulls had taught him to back home.

Despite popular belief, those were not liable to work in any way shape or form. Because this is Sky.

But Wind has an idea… to exploit the hero's spirit.

Afterall no hero can resist the call of a child in danger… separated from their family perhaps.

Wind took a deep breath, and in the most boyish, shrieky shout he could manage he screamed.

“Moooooom!”

Several heads in the crowd swiveled around, mainly women and a few elderly folks.

But most importantly, Sky's head shot up and locked eyes with Wind and his totally hidden smug expression. He could spot a range of expressions flitting over the older man's face, glancing around before diving into the crowd and making his way towards them.

Wind could feel the guard stiffen, fingers tightening patiently as a collage of images of a thousand angry mothers flashed before the poor guy's eyes. Clearly experienced in the wrath of entitled mother's with their ‘little angels’.

It wasn't long before Sky burst into the little pocket in the middle of the crowd where Wind dangled.

Wind, who's smile sharpened in absolute delight before calling out in a very convincingly teary voice, “Mom! This mean guard grabbed me! He thinks I stole something…”

Sky's expression twitched between perplexed and incredibly amused before settling on a fake grave expression which made Wind's heart soar. He may get off scott free yet.

Sky put his hands on his hips, squinting upwards at the guard and teen duo.

“Well, did you?” He raised one eyebrow convincingly, voice pitched in a pretty convincingly feminine impression.

Who knew Sky was a man of such absolute skill? Wind did, Wind never doubted the Skyloftian for a second. Anyone who did is obviously a hater, looking at you young-Groose.

Wind let his eyes water a bit to make it even more convincing, flailing as a response and wiggling in the guards grip. The guard, who was way too haunted to recognize that Sky was a full grown man.

“No! Of Course I didn't! I was just looking I promise, you know I'd never, Mom! You would kill me!” Wind would like to credit his amazing acting skills towards Tetra, who had pulled the same stunt in front of his very eyes once.

Good job Tetra, go girl.

Sky gazed up at Wind for a longggg long moment, long enough that sweat was starting to bead at the boys brow in fear of Sky maybe backing off.

Sky definitely knew he stole something.

And then Sky glared.

The air went suffocatingly still for a moment, the guard shuddered and leaned back and as Sky locked his glare onto the guard the man dropped Wind.

He did not stumble, that was just… intentional. Part of the act.

Yes.

Sky was quick to wrap an arm around him and pull the boy into his side protectively, all like a mother he was pretending to be, still glaring.

“You don't lay another hand on my poor sweet angel again y’hear?” He clucked, wagging a finger at the guard for dramatic effect.

The guard sputtered, “B-but ma'am? I saw him, he stole-”

“He did no such thing! Didn't you hear him? He knows the consequences of stealing and my darling sweet child-” okay, laying it on a little thick there Sky- “would never lie to me, he may be a bit overamaginative, but a liar he is not!”

“I-”

“Don't you dare suggest such preposterous things ever again. My baby boy and I will be taking our leave now! Good day sir.”

“But-”

“I said, good day.” Sky growled.

The guard just sagged, a hopelessly defeated sigh escaping the poor fellow. “Good day, ma'am.”

With Wind still tucked under his arm, Sky turned and made his way back through the crowd.

“So, what'd you steal?” The Skyloftian asked, promptly dropping the act as soon as they were out of range.

“I'll have you know your sweet baby would never, mom”

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Thank you for reading! My prompt inbox is always open if you wanna give me smth to write! This was written in like 1 hour and I proof read it only one omw to school so excuse my spelling and stuff. English is my second language.

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[citroncynique]

The way you draw heathcliff makes me eats sticks and rocks and glass. slash positive. thank you yoire saving me from the cold and wet rain everytime I see heathcliff drawn by you. He is so round and YES body hair on him. I am eating stones

SOBBING VERY GENTLY THANK YOU IM GLAD YOU LIKE HOW I DRAW HIM.........

He's such an excellent man I can't wait for Canto 6 to come for his kneecaps ♥

[citr0nnade]

Not to bitch and moan abt Canto VI again but the fact they turned 'this man was treated like a monster from the moment he was taken in and objectified and dehumanised by everyone around him including (especially!!) his 'crush', breaking him down and dooming him to perpetuating the cycle of abuse' into 'this guy is essentially an overgrown teenager who can't communicate with his gf :((((( everything would have been okidoki if they just talked!!' does NOT sit right with me

[lemonbab]

SO ACTUALLY FIRST HE FINDS OUT LADYBUG REVEALED HER IDENTITY TO SOMEONE THEN LATER FINDS OUT NINO AND ALYA KNOW EACHOTHERS IDENTITIES BECAUSE LADYBUG GAVE THEM THE MIRACULOUSES AT THE SAME TIME I

[thexworkersreunited]

Been on a bit of a drawing spree yesterday and today of these dudes guys, I was in charge of designing these dudes. Here is some info about them all.

Let's start off with sammy, Sammy lawrence WAS killed, but Margaret redesigned him and brought him back from the ink abyss he was in. None of the other studio workers know she did this. So she secretly goes to see and check on him, to keep his sanity from falling back into "worshipping a god" hes technically a secret from the whole studio and all the workers. Sooner or later in the future she tells ruth(owned sketchy) and abbi (owned by sea) but not now. Only she has knowledge that sammy is alive, their relationship is neutral, sammy still doesnt like the company but coming around to thinking of her as a friend. He will sometimes write songs while hes bored as well.

Second Norman(aka the projectionist), he helps around I'm the studio testing out animations to see if their smooth enough, so he will test out your guys animations for you to see if you missed a frame or if its smooth enough! Although his appearance and height might startle you, hes a pretty chill guy, just dont move his prized possessions around or you will get him mad, I guess you can say hes somewhat of an organized freak.

Third and last of all, Shawn Flynn! I love him so much, my representation would be him looking like a lost one, though he has a very perky personality hes really nice! He works in the toy department and makes merch for the company! Hes a really fun guy to hang around :) though he may resemble a lost one, hes still very sweet!

Most of these stories might get edited in the future, but take this for now!

Also that's my oc Margaret, Full body, And a little additional comic of the two of them goofing around, her trying to keep sammy company. I also tried to pose practice with the projectionist and sammy, really happy with the outcome :)

[pixie-cocaine]

Hi this is your little reminder that you are a goddess,bye!

DAMMIT, ANGEL 😭

YOU'RE the goddess, not me omfg I'm gonna beat the hell out of your forehead with my lips

[majesticmothman]

RANT

I SPENT OVER A THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS TO GET TO OKLAHOMA CITY TO VISIT MY DUMBASS OF A BOYFRIEND AND HE FUCKING FORGOT ME! IM CURRENTLY SITTING IN THE AIRPORT ANGRY AS HELL LIKE HOW DO YOU FORGET A WHOLE ASS GIRLFRIEND???

[lemonmintwitch]

Hello! I am opening free tarot readings and free pendulum readings up again for this week. I will accept the first fifteen of each, I will post once I've hit that! I plan on starting to sell readings soon but I will still do free readings on occasion. Thank you for your support, and share my upcoming posts please!

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[citroncynique]

bitter *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ sweet !!

Today is my birthday!! I didn't have the time or energy to do my usual much bigger pieces, and I actually intended on doing a comic for this year... which didn't happen. hehe. anyway.

this year was wonderful. ups and downs as usual, but I'm slowly but surely learning to live life a little bit more every day. I'm growing more confident in my art, my skills, and I'm learning to live better, more independently. It's a rough ride, but... it's necessary.

Thank you to everyone who's around me. Thank you for being there for me here and now. Here's to 27 years passed, and here's to more to come!

[citr0nnade]

MY TWT ACCOUNT GOT SUSPENDED BC A MUTUAL REPLIED.THE IM GONNA KRILL MYSELF MEME TO THAT ONE QUEEMAEL/CATHCLIFF/HEATHMAEL PIECE I DREW AND I REPLIED 'PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF' AND GOT SUSPENDED FOR VIOLENCE AND HARASSMENT???????? BRO

I'm suspended for another 6 hours i think?

[peakspice]

changed my url 

[lemonbab]

*anxiously awaits reverse love square*

[thexworkersreunited]

Margaret scribble I did a few days ago thought I might share:)

[majesticmothman]

Apparently I talk about the mothman so much my boyfriend is getting jealous of him

[lemonmintwitch]

Lemon Mint Witch Giveaway!

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[lemonlokkich]

Warriors is canonically gay fairy boy, I don't make the rules y'all