#lemon says

[salty-lemonss]

I used to think poppys in minecraft were very plain and uninteresting flowers. You can just get a ton from an iron golem farm. Just used for composting.

But now that tallulah is gone, every poppy reminds me of her..

[lemony-ship-it]

For your considering pleasure, She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 is absolutely a Valduggery song from Skullduggery's perspective and no, my mind will not be changed <3

[vndev]

[yanderemommabean]

Alphas who are pussy addicted. They have to be muzzled when walking downtown with their mate to prevent them from just hitting their knees and stealing a taste. Alphas who steal stale and dirty underwear just to wetly suck their mates' taste from the fabric while lazily stroking their cocks, whimpering because they want it from the source but are so desperate this is all they can get. 

Alphas who go into such a puppy mode when they can finally, finally get their mouth on their mate (it's been hours and that feels like days!) and just bury their face as close as they can, inhaling their scent, groaning deep in satisfaction and relief, growling in irritation when their mate tries to leave (even if just trying to get more comfortable!) 

Alphas who suck, slurp, drink and gulp down everything their mate has to give them, knotting in their own underwear and staining the cloth with load after load of cum, face covered in slick and spit, but they cannot get enough, needing to get their tongue inside as deep as possible or to suck on their mates cock / clit like it's their only life line, sounding like an animal and uncaring how much their partner aches and begs for a break. They need this! They have to have this! It’s not their fault their mate is amazing and makes them crazy! 

Just some good omegaverse ramblings <3 

-Mommabean (Please tell me your thoughts!)

[wizardpotions]

Trying to buy a sweet treat beverage in the year of our lord 2024 and companies won't release anything that isn't citrus or mango or "tropical"

[heavyheavycream]

05 tea party

[kkshowtunes]

every lemon demon song sounds like it’s out of a kids cartoon but is actually about kinky sex or body horror. Every Will Wood song sounds like it’s gonna be about kinky sex or body horror but it’s actually about mental illness. Every Tally Hall song sounds like it’s going to be about mental illness but it’s actually out of a kid’s cartoon.

[bunnieswithknives]

erm can we see more deer dale he's so silly

Deer Dale!!! Now with full antler face like I initially intended but could not figure out how to draw at the time

[lemonified]

i'm god's weakest soldier

because i'd melt and get on my knees when a girl calls me a good girl

it's so dangerous for my heart because i'd give them everything, and it takes so much restraint not to-

men and minors DNI

[salty-lemonss]

W..what the hell

[orisretr0]

So I like Siren!Lime.

(Lime and Curd goes to @neverniko101)

[dailyhatsune]

miku w/ zundamon? up to shenanigans perhaps...

a high being of absolute chaos, completely undefineable by any human standard…and hatsune miku.

[sailorsallyart]

divine blessings 💦

full & very kinky version over on my patreon

[cosmicwhoreo]

Well fuck, guess I ain't getting any sleep. Take this late-night drawing among a pile I have while I cope with my insomnia! HA!

[temothylol]

“ughh i hate billford people talk like they don’t exist as characters without each other” i understand your point and that’s a huge problem in shipping culture but you have managed to pick the pairing where the way they are intertwined to an inseparable degree is the main conceit of it all

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags