#lemanons

[lilbabylemon]

was @/babycxmdxmp got termed 4 2 much boob :(

pls reblog/share so i can get sum moots back ! n if u see any of my old posts pls send em my way <3

[thewideawakechronicles]

the lemanon and our beloved mod-//

(Yeah lmao)

[wishing-stones]

hiya!! lemanon 🍋 here, i'm curious; how do the boys feel about a reader that not only likes bugs, but actively lets wild bugs into their room through the window? (worms, centipedes, millipedes, spiders, etc) they say they 'try' not to let them out of their room, but massive spiders have been found in the living room too many times to be a coincidence :))

None of the guys are horribly opposed to bugs, except for Killer, who hates spiders. (This... stems from a bad run-in with Muffet early on in his killing sprees. Spiders everywhere.)

It's funny to watch him, anyway, because he sees the spider and leaps onto the nearest surface (or... person, in Axe's case) and shrieks. Goes from cool and confident to a stellar reenactment of a 1950's housewife who saw a mouse.

Nightmare doesn't mind, but asks that if there are cockroaches, that they be contained, and that they only be the very large variety that's easy to keep an eye on. He likes some insects, actually. He used to study them when he was a child. Did you know that Death's Head moths squeak? He thinks it's really cute.

Dust doesn't mind insects, but ants... better be contained to their little farm container. They're fun to watch, but not to encounter loose.

Axe likes stick bugs! And leaf bugs. They're super neat.

Cross likes watching praying mantises. He especially likes the floral varieties.

Baggs does like spiders, as long as they stay in their webs. Big, golden orb weavers are so nice to have around. Tarantulas are similarly fascinating.

[the-crafty-unicorn]

Wha- Lemanon what are you doing here-?

"Wait huh?"

[justpottytime]

idk how many ppl know this, but sometimes when I drink a lot of water to the point where I’m BURSTING (a lot of water 😶) sometimes I’ll push on my bladder a bit strongly and it sends so many good feelings up my body and low-key CANNOT recommend trying the experience at least once!! just make sure you’re not pushing yourself, ofc.

lemanon 🍋

Ooooooooh, yes! I've actually lowkey tried this a few times during my own rare holds, and while it's kinda hard for me to find my bladder (especially since my stomach is already pretty squishy), it feels REALLY good when I do! So yes, I'd recommend it too!

Thanks for the ask! 🍋

[seeranon]

lemon smug... anon smug... lemon anon... hmm trying to make a pun

[ Lemanon? ]

[ablazenqueen]

Dear queen👸,

It took me forever to find you again, ever since that ask from “gabi” anon, who asked you for recommendations. I remember thinking, “I should save this ask somehow,” but I obviously forgot. 🤦‍♀️ Anyhow, here I am finally, with a BL recommendation question of my own. Like, “gabi”, I am pretty new to this. But OMG, did my dumb ass just understand correctly that there are also GL dramas? 🥺 (Thinking about it, it makes a lot of sense…I just never realised that was also a subgenre, bc well, so far I haven’t seen any. 😶) So as a disaster-bi, can I please ask for some BL recs for my wlw-side? 👼

Thanks in advance!

~ lemanon 🍋

Dearest Lemanon,

Hell yeah, there’s such a thing as GL! My friend, you were missing out! Now… I won’t get too into the reasons behind it - because really, what do I know? - but the GL genre has much less content than the BL genre and they’re often quite short. Mostly due to the primary BL viewing demographic (straight women who don’t particularly care about good queer rep or lesbians) and the assumption that not as many people would watch GL content, which just doesn’t make it financially profitable for production studios. Doesn’t mean that won’t change in the future, I’m an optimist at heart, but alas, we cannot nab shows from the future and watch them now so we gotta work with what we got!

Before I toss out my recs, I just want to note three things.

1. I’m actually a lot less picky with my GL than with my BL. Part of the reason is that I can’t afford to be because there’s a lot less content available. But it’s also just because the tropes and relationship dynamics aren’t quite the same. GL tends to be a lot more innocent. And while I really wish they would stop this notion of “kEeP ThE LaDiES aNd tHe LeSBiANs PUrE nO sEx ALlOweD fOr THeM aBsTinENcE oNLy”, it does tend to make for healthier romances and dynamics. There are much fewer examples of non-con or dubious consent in GL than in BL (at least from what I can tell).

2. Having said that, I’m less picky about the relationships in GL but I desperately wish I could be more picky about the plots. Because we all drag BL plots for recycling the same old University Engineering Student Plot™ but… while GLs don’t follow that format, their plots are typically quite. Well. Plotless. As someone who lives for crime shows and murder mysteries, I desperately wish we had some kickass, crime-fighting (or crime-causing, I ain’t picky) lesbians. Where’s my Lesbian Battle Couple, huh? Where’s my Lesbian Manner of Death? My point in saying this is that my favourite shows in the BL genre are the ones with the more unique plot elements (ATOATS, Cherry Magic) or the ones that involve crime/action (Manner of Death being by FAR my favourite BL, The Devil Judge being my favourite Kdrama - not a BL/GL but strongly hinted at - and I’m preemptively assuming Not Me and Kinnporsche will also become favourites) and that I’m disappointed that I haven’t really found any of that in the GL genre. But if cute fluff is your jam, we’ve gotchu covered!

3. Same as you and I think a lot of people, I got into GL a lot later than BL so my to-watch list is a loooooot longer than my watched list. (And isn’t that embarrassing? Whoops!) So I’ll put that at the end for you to do your own perusing!

Less Than Or Equal To 75 Degrees Celsius

Origin: South Korea

My Thoughts: This is super short (about 30 min total), which is devastating because I would’ve watched two full seasons of these two women falling in love. The love interest is swoon-worthy and smitten, and this mini-series is just really wholesome and feel-good. Watch if you want calm vibes.

Vague Synopsis: Plot? What plot? We don’t know her, only ✨fluff✨. (It’s really short, okay? I don’t want to spoil anything!) All you need to know is that our protagonist works in a tea shop and her love interest has the softest heart eyes.

Fragrance of the First Flower

Origin: Taiwan

My Thoughts: I haven’t actually decided if this is a rec or not yet, because the show just aired its last episode and I’m not up to date. I was going to binge it before posting this but I didn’t want to keep making you wait, so I’m just gonna suggest giving it a try. It’s certainly well-acted and well-directed, I’m guessing the plot won’t really be for me personally, but it’s definitely a solid show.

Vague Synopsis: Two women who used to know each other back in high school reunite after years apart and there’s very strong unresolved sexual/romantic tension.

Friendzone 2 Dangerous Area (ONLY the ChrisAmm cut)

Origin: Thai

My Thoughts: In case it wasn’t clear from the title of this, I would really not recommend watching all of Friendzone, especially not the whole two seasons (it has a ton of couples, only one of which is GL and the rest of which are kind of awful). Tried it, really wasn’t a fan. I know it’s a drama but like… it’s a Drama™, you get me? I cannot stand needless drama. However! The shining light of this show! Chris and Amm! You can find a ChrisAmm cut pretty easily on YouTube. Not gonna lie, I find Amm to be kinda meh. But Chris! I LOVE Chris! So so so much! Truly a goddess amongst mortals! So yeah, it’s worth the watch for her, trust me.

Vague Synopsis: Fresh off a breakup, Amm strolls into a bar one day where she meets cute (and openly lesbian) barista Chris. They’re immediate friends and… well, I think you can see where this is going.

GLs I Watched And Didn’t Personally Vibe With But Know Are Generally Well-Liked By Other People:

Lily Fever (South Korea, found it too instantaneous)

Condo/Barista/Architect (Thai, veeeeery hard to find, incredible protagonist and love interest, but the love triangle made me sad)

Dear Uranus (Taiwan, doesn’t have an ending yet, a bit of a story structure mess, but cute as hell sooooo?)

GL Shows That Are On My To-Watch List:

Betcin (Philippines, I have been looking for an English sub of this show forever because it looks so good and I was planning on watching it alongside Bad Buddy but I. Cannot. Find. It. Blegh! If you find it, drop a link? 👉🏻👈🏻)

Diary of Tootsies (Thai, I lied, whoops, this show right here has w|w and m|m characters and presumably pairings, it’s next on my watchlist after Betcin and Not Me)

Transit Girls (Japanese)

Out of Breath (South Korea)

Pearl Next Door (Philippines, and I’m digging the vibes of the poster so I’ll probably be watching this one soon too)

Hormones 1 & 2 (Thai, not a GL but there’s a GL couple, I’m expecting another Friendzone 2 situation)

Handsome Stewardess (Taiwan)

Spider Lilies (Taiwan, a movie, not a show)

We are Gamily (Taiwan, again a movie, not a show)

My Dear Friend (Korean)

[Edit: Oh my god, the AUDACITY! I completely forgot to mention Couple of Mirrors!!! It’s not a canon GL but the subtext is heavily implied (à la Untamed or Word of Honor). I haven’t watched it myself yet but looks really good and has an assassin leading lady!]

Feel free to let me know if you want more BL or GL recs in the future. I’ll be binging a lot of these soon so my rec list will presumably (hopefully) grow. And my to-watch list is… very extensive. So I’d always be happy to share more from that!

(Also, this isn’t an Asian drama but if you like animation and want good w|w content, I could not recommend The Owl House enough. The main character is canonically bi, her love interest is a girl, and they’re probably my all-time favourite canon w|w pairing ever. And if you want strong female characters paired with heavily implied gay and lesbian subtext with a crime show backdrop, The Devil Judge (Kdrama) is a must-watch. Just throwing that out there.)

Sincerely,

Your Rec Gremlin Queen

[st0rmyskies]

Dear Lemanon,

I don't want to share your pic without your permission, but I really love the cosplay!! The hair especially looks fab! Thanks so much for sending it to me!

[admiral-alexei-stukov]

*provides lemons and lemon shortbread cookies* I never went anywhere!

"Aaah! These look freshly made, thank you very much, Kind Lemanon."

*carefully takes the bag of cookies and lemons in his clawed hand*...

[cottoncandyjester]

Darling, after learning abt/meeting Yuki/Theo/Hikaru/Salem's families: You know what? You turned out great like I'm actually impressed.

Theo: Idk what you mean? I'm fine 😌

Yuki: ... Really? 🥺 (Just wants pRAISE BABYY)

Hikaru: I KNOW that stupid pig!! (He holds you tighter after you say that tho 🥺)

Salem: So this means I get cummies? 🥺🤲

Also I'm signing my anons now cause I have a fucking problem. Anyway I'm Lemanon now

- 🍋

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS ADORABLE

Just hhh- they are the ones that made it out okay.

I suppose you can add Rin to that list but I haven’t revealed his story yet news flash it’s fucked up but that also means I can talk about the fact that he is the leader of a clown mafia cult gang which is so exciting

Speaking of which I’m probably gonna spin a wheel to see whose back story I’m gonna do next

[lilbabylemon]

Can we see ur nails n lips please <3

uu can hav a pic ofmmy new nails :3 da thuimbs hav butterfliies on :3

[llybian]

Nothing gets me in the Halloween Christmas spirit like reading this other dumb fucking haunted house secret santa thing that @boateggs and I wrote a thousand nine-hundred years ago and never finished.

some choice dialogue:

Llybian you are dumb.

This just in, Kurt. I have emotions, too.

That bastard…!!! I loves him… just the way he is. I don’t want him to ever change… bzzt. If he changed I’d die… bzzt. Because he is my one and ONLY!!!

Nuns can’t do a lot of things. Which can be good sometimes.

WHAT!? Hmm… eh ah don’t know… what to get… such a person…

Hmmm… ...COULD BE HOT …if makeover.

The next time you call me Rila you better have a ring in your hand with a diamond the size of Lemanon.

I’m not really human. I am a thing.

Okay, when I was a kid I asked for a playmobile castle with active draw bridge but YOU SAID I would choke on the little pieces. Now, this kid, puts everything in his mouth and up his nose and in his pants and YOU SOMEHOW trust him more than me. When I was a kid I asked permission even to put food in my mouth. I just don’t get it. I just don’t fucking get it.

YOU ENSLAVIN’ A TREE YOU NASTY BOY! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ACT DEGRADATION TO MY PINEY BRETHREN!!

We found out too late that the guy had been making eye milkshakes.

I knew who did it too. But thanks to a rookie cop who failed to secure a warrant all our evidence was inadmissible. This monster still walks the streets too… Every day he goes free is like torture to me… for you see… he’s my son’s art teacher. And my son’s bad at art.

Children are our greatest natural resource. Ripe for harvesting. Oh ho.

I don’t need your help meeting girls. I meet all the girls I can handle. And that’s a lot of girls. Oh yeah.

Excellent potato salad, Miss Nighttoad.

Damien, please stop biting Josh.

Sometimes I wish I was a cat like you, Jeebus…

[thewideawakechronicles]

*I warily watch Lemanon* Dude- are you sure about this-? Nearly every time you try to give lemonade to a critter you've been disregarded completely- *I glance around concerned* I'm all for the cause but- if you die there won't be enough of you to even pour a glass-

(For lemanom)

[justpottytime]

ello, pissy story anon here, decided to be known as lemanon (bc… lemon… anon..? anyway I’m a genius) and maybe one day I’ll feel comfortable enough to unanon and ask w/ my primary lol (that already happened once on accident whoops 😭)

Oooooh, works for me! Welcome lemanon! 🍋🍋🍋 If you ever do decide to message off anon then I'm sure everyone will be nice, but there's no rush or pressure! Take your time! <3

Thanks for the ask!

[lilbabylemon]

Why do you write like this??

cuuzi wnna nn ican

[lilbabylemon]

I hope your train is comfy! Are you goin far? 🥰

its jus aacouple hrs ! n im in 1st class n eaatin crumpets ii cud only b comfiier if i get a cup of ttea n sum biiscuits soon :p