#lekker man lekker

[the-cursed-wife]

It's a Gunnar Fest 😅 (because now we'll get nothing for a while)

Michiel as Gunnar in Rebel Moon (2024) Creator: Zack Snyder

[izzy2210]

the real dutch breakfast

(the actual thing for reference)

@fellshish

[astarfruity]

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[vogelmeister]

twas writing one (1) sentence in dutch and accidentally transed someones gender LMAO

[betoverheks]

Heksen en brandstapels..... brrrrr. Dat gaat em niet worden. Heksen en draken? Dat klinkt al veel beter. Heks ontdekt de Gobioides Broussonnetii, een ontroerend klein draakje, in het aquarium van haar lief.

©Toverheks.com Zondag slaap ik lekker uit. Ik ben aan het vooruitrusten. Of vooruituitrusten. Ik hou mijn gemak, zodat ik dinsdag genoeg energie heb om oud en nieuw te vieren. Ik worstel opnieuw met een virusje. Die wil ik ook de deur uit bonjouren voor het nieuwe jaar. Een schone lei, ook wat betreft mijn virale bezoekers. In de loop van de middag rijd ik een rondje door de stad met de…

[zwerfplaneet]

zo tering grappig hoe al die kut amerikaanse officiële zorgsites zitten van "DO NOT TAKE ALCOHOL AND ACETAMINOPHEN TOGETHER YOU WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE INTO PIECES AND DIE AND RIP THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM" en meanwhile zitten alle britse en europese standaarden gewoon van "👍👍😎 gewoon met mate maar kan gwn samen jwz broer"

[localemofreak]

I Could Eat That Girl For Lunch.

(Joost Klein x Fem!Reader)

Based on the song:

LUNCH - Billie Eilish

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Story: Joost Klein eats you for lunch 🤷‍♀️ (I know this is a lesbian song but shhh- can we just let this slide for Joost??.. happy pride!! 💙)

Warnings!!: RPF!!!, little bit of smut, heavy fluff, reader gets eaten out, a little bit of Dutch (Dutch is not my first language but I’m trying my best to learn it, if I get anything wrong I’m sorry!!), little bit of cursing, Joost is a sweet man but tbh he sounds kinda cocky in a good way- only a little though, etc. (if u missed anything pls tell me!)

(Special request by: @viozxe )

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“I could eat that girl for lunch, yeah she dances on my tongue- tastes like she might be the one..”

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Heavy huffs of breath fell from your lips as your back arched off the mattress, your hands instantly moving down to grab roughly at the light blonde locks of your boyfriend’s hair as he hid under the sheets and covers.

Your legs shook a little as Joost just seemed to dive his mouth farther down onto your cunt, taking anything he could like it was the last thing keeping him alive.

“Babyy! Fuck~” you managed to moan out, your nails slightly scratching at his scalp as you held onto his hair for dear life, your head falling back as you continued to arch off the mattress.

Joost’s large hands gripped onto your thighs as they squeezed around his head, keeping him in place like he was going to move anytime soon- he was in a trance at this point, refusing to move away from your pussy as he absolutely went at it, leaving no breaks for air.

“smaak zo lekker schatje~” you could hear him hum out between your legs, causing your hips to jerk up against his face desperately.

The more you felt Joost’s tongue dive into your pussy, the more closer you felt each second.

And Joost could tell- and that only caused him to get even more rougher, his face getting deeper in between your legs.

The way your body tensed up as you met your release- a loud moan mixed with his name fell from your lips as your eyes rolled back, his hair scrunched between your tight fingers, the heels of your feet digging into his back.

Heavy gasp of air fell from your mouth as your body just seemed to melt into the warm mattress under you, your vision blurry and spotty as you tried to comprehend your thoughts.

Your body weak as you felt your hands slipping from the grip they had on the back of Joost’s head as he slowly started sitting up, tiny chuckles falling from the man’s mouth as you looked down at him.

“You with me, mijn liefde?” Joost spoke, his voice soft and a little raspy as he sat up on his knees, looking down at you.

Your vision was still a little blurry as you looked up at him while he basically hovered over you.

Even though you could barely see the best- you were still able to take in his appearance.

His light blonde- almost white hair was a little messy and all over the place, his lips were slightly pink and glossy, as well as the rest of the lower half of his face and chin from going down on you- and his bare chest was slightly heaving up and down as he tried to catch his own breath.

The white blanket sitting around his shoulders from sitting up soon ran down to sit around his waist as he let out another deep chest filled chuckle while looking down at you- which once your vision turned back to normal, you were met with a stupid little amused smirk on his lips.

“I mean-“ you stated, taking a moment to pause and gulp down a heavy chunk of saliva pooling in your mouth before you talked once again.

“I can’t really feel my legs.. but yeah, I’m here..” you huffed out, your shaky hands moving to rub at your face a little as Joost let out another chuckle while shaking his head.

“I’m sorry liefje… but hey- that means I did good, yeah?” Joost smirked as he leaned forward to press a few kisses on your jawline- his Dutch accent still managing to spill in through his English, but that just made you more attractive to him.

You couldn’t help but roll your eyes playfully at his words as he rested his head in the crook of your neck while laying his warm body on top of yours- your arms wrapping around his neck to gently play with the ends of his soft hair.

You didn’t have the energy to say anything, the only thing you could get out was a soft hum and a tiny nod as your eyes started to flutter shut.

“Get some rest.. mijn engel” Joost whispered out against your skin, his warm lips pressing soft- almost featherlight kisses against the skin of your neck, which caused you to just melt into the mattress as you laid there with him.

[taelophone]

Hiccupsᯓ★ || Joost Klein x Reader TWs: Drunk Joost, Google translate Dutch, a brief description of a sticky bar floor lol A/N: I'm baaack! <3 took a hiatus to literally breathe but I'm so locked in rn

Joost was a very open book when it came to his partying habits. He never denied that he loved to have a good time outside, with the world around him spinning just enough to liquify any looming anxiety.

You knew he knew how to take care of himself, which is why you never worried when he stayed out til asscrack in the morning. Especially if he was with friends; they’d make sure they were safe.

As long as you were able to call and check on him, which you were, you were alright.

So you sat on the couch, all warm and comfortable after your scalding shower as you dined on a frozen key lime pie you had forgotten about in the back of the freezer.

You scrolled on your phone, sinker deeper and deeper into your digital rabbit hole while the clock struck 1. Great.

You missed your man! He had been out the house for nearly 8 hours and you were starting to lose hearing in your left eye the longer he stayed out.

But fortunately for you, Joost was over at the bar completely smashed, ranting endlessly about how much he misses his girlfriend.

“Ik—“ he hiccuped, black shades doing very little to aid the way the ground below him rotated. “ik mis mijn vriendin…” he garbled, stumbling across the hardwood floors that had stuck to his boots, a gross testimony to how much the bar had endured that day.

“IK MIS MIJN VRIENDIN!” He hollered, prompting Apson to slap a hand over his mouth.

“Ok, okay, kop dicht! Je zult je vriendin zien” he murmured, standing up from the bar and helping Joost make his way out.

It took the strength of 3 men to haul Joost into the Uber, and about 10 seconds for Teun to be pinned with the job of making sure he got home safe. Y’know, being drunk and all.

The drinks Joost had swallowed back at the bar had long since tasted like go home, and he made that very clear to Teun in the car as he stammered in Dutch about how much he misses his woman and how bright the world was getting.

Fortunately Teun didn’t mind, but all he could really do was assure Joost that the car ride wouldn’t be too long.

As soon as the car came to a halt, Joost was already halfway out. Scrambling across his front lawn.

If his legs weren’t so long and sturdy, he’d be crawling across the pavement; sloshing around on the sidewalk as he did his best to make his way up the stairs without any help from Teun.

He didn’t necessarily enjoy being THIS drunk, but he deserved a little something after all the bullshit he endured this year. Life was rough, but Hennessy was rougher.

“Wees voorzichtig, jonge! Slaap lekker” Teun chuckled, watching as Joost gave him a drunken wave.

From the moment he made it in his house, his shoes were kicked off and his sunglasses were somewhere on the ground.

“Joost? That you?” You murmured, tearing your attention away from the TV.

It was very obviously him. There was no other person in the world that could be hitting the floor that hard sober.

“Schatjeeee!” He beamed, lazily shuffling to the living room where he found you lying on the couch. “I missed you!”

He flopped on top of you, caging you in between the soft cottony fabric of the couch and the rough and sleek leather of his jacket while maintaining somewhat of a concern about not crushing you.

“Hi, Jojo” you smirked, wrapping your arms around his neck gingerly as he smushed his cheek as close to yours as possible.

“Hey—*hic!* liefje…” he beamed, crashing on top of you with little to no regard of his size. Joost was big, and that wasn’t a secret. His paths of blonde hair could be seen over every store shelf, the angelic rays of light poking through your day-to-day life.

So ooh boy. Believe it or not that man is HEAVY.

“Oh! Okay, okay babe…” you stammered, fighting against the will of god for some air. “Let’s…let’s get you some water.”

He groaned, or maybe even growled quietly as you tried to stand up. One thing for sure and two things for certain, Joost was a stubborn man.

“Nee…blifj bij mij” he huffed, put still reluctantly let his legs be guided alongside yours as you started walking away, too stubborn to actually let you get too far from him.

You’d never bribe your boyfriend, no! But when you were faced with a man who stood around 188-190 centimeters, you do whatever you can to make sure he doesn’t realize he’s 188-190 centimeters. Not while he’s drunk, anyway.

“Joost, c’mon! If you drink some water I’ll give you a surprise when we get back to our room,” you purred, handing him the freshly cracked bottle of water and watching as he gulped down a good half in a matter of a few seconds.

And when he finally drank some water, he felt a little bit more level headed. Like a few cogs began to turn again.

You smiled at him, gesturing for him to follow you subtly before making your way to your room, knowing he would follow you even if you didn’t ask him to.

When you entered your shared room, you smiled internally at how you could almost pick apart the different components of your personalities that resided within the space.

Mini action figures, Funko pops, press on nails, Disney merch, some nerdy series posters that hung on the walls, and an assortment of different color vinyls on their respective shelf.

You turned around briefly, making sure Joost was still standing upright before gently guiding him to bed.

He smiled, his tired sapphires twinkling at you with pure admiration as you pulled the blanket over the pair of you, knowing he’d complain in a few minutes about the frigid A/C “freezing his nuts off” if you didn’t.

“Goodnight, Joost” you hummed, gently cupping your hand over the side of his face lovingly as he took it upon himself to try and crawl in your skin.

He protested, arguing something along the lines of “no surprise” and “you liar” as he buried his face in the crook of your neck.

“You’re drunk…You’ll have lots of time with me when you’re sober” you chuckled, sliding your pointer and middle finger over his eyes, prompting them to close.

“Now get some sleep, please.”

“I love you, liefje…”

“I love you too.”

[thehollowwriter]

I've been thinking about Nkulu and what he would sound like and how he would talk. He's got a heavy Xhosa accent when he speaks English or Japanese, and he uses a lot South African slang because though one parent was originally from (twst) Brazil, he was born and raised in (twst) South Africa which I think is at least in the Afterglow Savanah.

I thought I'd share some examples of slang and expressions, cause I think it would be fun to share with everyone and I don't really use South African slang online (I also think it's funny how confusing some of them can be. It feels like opposite day)

☆"Just now/now now"

The second one especially makes it sound like you mean right now at this second, but here it could be anytime between right now and tomorrow. "Go wash the dishes" "Yeah I'll do it now now" and "now now" could be in half an hour. Who knows.

☆"Shame"

Though it is used when expressing pity a lot ("Ag, shame that's terrible") it's also used in a positive way, mostly when referring to cute things. "Look at that kitten!" "Aww shame man." So uh dw we're not insulting your kitten/j

☆"Ja, nee:"

"Ja nee" is just "yes, no" in Afrikaans, and it's generally used similarly to "okay"/ to confirm or agree with something or to disagree with something. "Where you there yesterday?" Yeah, no, I was there." "The movie was good, right?" "Ja, nee I was a bit disappointed." Or just "Ja nee, I don't know."

☆"Jislaaik"

Pronounced "Yislike." Jislaaik is an Afrikaans expression of amazement, shock, or surpise. "Jislaaik that looks cool"

☆"Haibo"

(Hi-boh) This is a Zulu term that has a ton of meanings, but can basically be boiled down to an exclamation of surpise, shock, or disbelief. "Haibo, what happened?!"

☆"Yebo"

(Yeah-boh) Another Zulu term, this one means yes. However it's usually used as a very energetic and excited way of saying yes. "Hey, wanna hang out?" "Yebo!" "Hey, hey!" "Yebo?"

☆"Ag, nee man"

"Ag" is basically "Oh" (pronounced like how Germans pronounce "ach", according to Google, bc I literally have no idea how to describe the sound for G in Afrikaans sbsbdndn) "Nee, man" means "No, man." in Afrikaans. The man is pronounced "mun" kinda. The phrase is essentially a way of expressing frustration, pity, or disgust. "Ag nee man, did he really do that?"

☆"Eish"

Eish (E-sh) It's an expression of surpise for a lot of things line frustration, surpise, regret, or sympathy. (you can see we have a lot of those lol) "Eish man, that sucks."

☆"Lekker!"

(Leck-ir) There's no English equivalent for this word, but basically it's an informal Afrikaans word that has a lot of meanings depending on the context. It can mean something's great, cool, yummy, etc. "Oh, that food looks lekker." "Lekker braai, neh?" (A braai is basically a barbeque but we only cook with charcoal and it makes everything taste amazing. "Neh" is basically just our "Eh")

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So yeah that's my little list of slang words! I hope you guys found it interesting!

Tagging: @distant-velleity @br3adtoasty @rainesol @theleechyskrunkly @jovieinramshackle

@galaxies-and-gore @cyanide-latte @cynthinesia @officialdaydreamer00 @krenenbaker

@offorestsongs @kitwasnothere @elenauaurs @boopshoops @inotonline

@1dont-really-know @kazumify @minteasketches @elysia-nsimp @skrimpyskimpy

@casp1an-sea @offorestsongs @tixdixl @poisoned-pearls @the-trinket-witch

@ramshacklerumble @ghostiidasponk @thegoldencontracts @sillyslipperybananapeel @cloudcountry

@skriblee-ksk @twstinginthewind @lumdays @theolivetree123 @natsukishinomiyaswife

@authoruio @jewelulu @raguiras @moonyasnow @skibidibabygirl

@quartztwst @yuizenihaswriten @devosin @oya-oya-okay @b0njourbeach

@kirans-wonderland @coffinkissez @idikeis @s-t-y-x @tixdixl

[starryskiescottagepies]

★ Marauders (mostly wolfstar) fics I have enjoyed recently ★

I think most people are already familiar with these, but I figured I’d compile a list for at least my own sake, if not for the fuck of it. No particular order, just whichever one popped into my mind first. Also I almost exclusively read regular magical fics, not muggle aus, though sometimes I will branch out.

1.) The Horcrux Hunt - lostmy_keys

He is a Slytherin, a Black, and an ex-Death Eater. Of course he makes it out of the cave.

Regulus sets out to destroy the Dark Lord's Horcrux with no one but a house-elf to help, until he realises his task is bigger than he alone can handle. Reluctantly he turns to the only man Voldemort fears for assistance - Dumbledore - who loans out his pet wolf for the job, much to Regulus's dismay. Together they embark on a hunt for Horcruxes - a long and arduous journey that both makes friendships and destroys them. And a few people get hurt along the way.

Slowburn Wolfstar, Regulus character development, a very flirty (but platonic) Regulus and Remus friendship, and a canonically manipulative Dumbledore.

This is by far one of my recent favourites. It’s too good. I’m not super into jegulus, but if that’s your thing, the sequel has them as a kind of background development :]

2.) Let Nothing You Dismay - montparnasse

There are a few things Sirius really didn't count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.

I bookmarked this with a note saying “this writing style is gorjus. Gongepus” at 1:30 in the morning, and that’s all I have to say about that.

3.) disintegration - moonymoment

Okay I won’t even bother putting the summary here, almost everyone has read it, it’s fantastic. Knife cutting vampire themed sexual tension, kak long too. Sound good? Lekker. Thought so.

4.) Stealing Harry (and its subsequent cinematic universe) - copperbadge

On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.

I’m going to make a whole separate post about this one because it’s a work of art. It’s so sweet. Ahh. It’s an iconic old series too, started before I even existed. It’s been one of my favourite things as of late. I wish it had been completed, but I also love it as it is, and I don’t feel I need any more than that. The first story is beautiful, but frankly it’s the alternative universe which comes after that I keep rereading. So so so so so good.

5.) Remain in Light - veeagainst

What if Sirius Black didn’t die? It’s been done many times. Here’s my take on it.

One of the best “wolfstar kind of adopts Harry” sorts of stories in my opinion, and done so in such a graceful way too. Blood sweat tears and six whole years (!!!!) of writing went into this thing and you can really see how no word was wasted. What a beautiful story

6.) The Bent - earlybloomingparenthesis

1985, London. The wizarding queer art scene revolves around a gallery called the Bent, where conceptual artist Remus Lupin and photographer Sirius Black exhibit their works, and a club called the Bush, where they spend time with Jane and Lily Potter, who work at a nearby heath clinic. Although war with Voldemort was averted, the wizarding world is still simmering with tension. In the face of increasing intolerance and calls for censorship, Remus’ art takes a riskier, more political turn, and he must figure out how to balance self-expression and safety. Also, he might be falling in love with his best friend.

It’s been a while since something ive read has caused my to need to go on a walk and just think. This story will make you do that. Queer truths and families and mess and art. That’s it that’s the book. It’s one of the nine fics I’ve thrown into my “lifechanging fanfics” collection and it’s there for a REASON! You will not regret reading it.

[the-cursed-wife]

🔥 Sexy Man Appreciation Post 🔥

Photographer: Karen Rosetzsky

[lifeofroos]

Dat is het lekkere van Albert Heijn

Rating: M

Relationships: Mannelijke Hamster #2/Vrouwelijke Hamster #1, Mannelijke Hamster 'Harry' #1/Bol.com man - Harry Piekema, Mannelijke Hamster #5/Bianca (Plus)

Personages: Mannelijke Hamster #2, Mannelijke Hamster 'Harry' #1, Vrouwelijke Hamster #1, Mannelijke Hamster #5, Bol.com Man- Harry Piekema, Bianca (Plus), Mannelijke Hamster #3, Mannelijke Hamster #4,

Additional tags: Furry, glue traps, Forbidden Love, First Kiss, Mutual Pining, Pining, mouse traps, Crack, supermarket, crackfic, True Love's, Kiss, Transformation, Yoga, True Love, Cliche, Parody

Summary: De secret life of the Albert Heijn hamsters… Wat doen ze als de winkel gesloten is en ze niet in de reclamespots shinen? Dit is een liefdesverhaal, vol epic highs and lows. Mind the tags… (Vooral degene waar staat dat dit pure crackfic is). (Ofwel, iemand heeft me letterlijk geld gegeven om Albert Heijn fanfic te schrijven omdat het nog niet bestond. Dan zeg je gewoon ja. Oh, en mensen zijn er al mee aan de haal gegaan, dus het tweede deel van de secret life of Albert Heijn Hamsters komt morgen, om 22.10 precies).

@thebeeess @beritall @summitsleeper

[cryptid-crw]

songs that are, to me, harry du bois

good life - shayfer james my alcoholic friends - the Dresden dolls i / me / myself - will wood under my skin - jukebox the ghost the art of dying - the collection one more light - linkin park baby, im an anarchist - against me! true trans soul rebel - against me! someday ill get it - alek olsen fix you - the offspring a lot like me - the offspring sugar pills - idkhow losing my religion - r.e.m. wys jou vleis - jan jan jan hys n lekker ou - jan jan jan fuck you and all your friends - falling in reverse find ourselves/find each other - great job! terms and conditions - seb lowe feed the machine - poor mans poison amen (ft. lcv) - amber run i dont wanna die anymore - new radicals

honourable mentions: body terror song - ajj chamomile - slowly slowly everyone blooms - the front bottoms i dont love you - mcr

spotify link

[logi1974]

Namibia, Botswana, Simbabwe 2024/25 - Tag 29

Herrschaften und Oukies!!!

Der Morgen strahlte uns wieder freundlich lächelnd entgegen.

Zum gemeinsamen Frühstück, um 8.30 Uhr, erwartete uns wieder eine reichhaltige Auswahl. Wer soll das alles essen?

Im weiten Namibias kann man durchaus noch das echte und unverfälschte Farmleben kennenlernen – ohne den touristischen Zirkus, weit ab vom Trubel der schaulustigen und rastlosen Allradfreaks.

Auch wenn diese Perlen unter den Unterkünften immer seltener werden, manchmal stolpert man überraschenderweise dann doch über so ein "Hidden Gem".

Hier vergeht die Zeit noch langsam, der Druck des „Sehenmüssens“ tendiert gegen Null.

In dieser friedvollen Umgebung bietet die Gästefarm Otjikaru eine unprätentiöse und authentische Farmunterkunft an. 

Farm Life pur in Sichtweite des bekannten Waterbergmassivs, der kleine Waterberg zur Linken und der berühmte "Große" quasi in Front.

Beliebtes Fotomotiv: Giraffe(n) vor dem Waterberg.

Es werden täglich Ausfahrten auf dem Farmgelände unternommen, in deren Verlauf man eine Vielzahl an Wildarten entdecken kann. 

Doch nicht nur Wild gibt es zu entdecken, sondern auch Pflanzen - wie diese Feuerlilie:

Bei einer morgendlichen oder abendlichen Fahrt im Geländewagen erlebt man mit offenen Augen und Herzen das wahre Namibia in einer beeindruckenden Landschaft.

Hier vor der Kulisse des Waterberges. Spektakulär!

Natürlich werden dabei auch, wie fast auf allen Farmen, die Zäune und Wasserpumpen kontrolliert.

Und auch die Dämme und Wasserstellen müssen stets im Blick des Farmers bleiben.

Insgesamt umfasst die Farm Otjikaru eine Fläche von 7.500 Hektar, die verschiedene Lebensräume für unterschiedliches Wild bietet.

Auf Wunsch werden auch Nachtfahrten, nach dem gemeinsam eingenommenen Abendessen, angeboten. Zu entdecken gibt es für uns zahlreiche Löffelhunde, Buschbabies, Eulen, Schakale usw.

Vielleicht nicht unbedingt etwas für das Kameraauge, aber umso mehr für das Herz: umher streifendes Wild, eine bunt gefächerte Vogelwelt …

Zu entdecken gibt es verschiedene Arten von Raubvögeln (u.a. Tawny Eagle, in "Fachkreisen" Toni Igel genannt), die vielfältigen Webervögel, Trappen und viele, viele mehr.

Hier genießt man eine ehrliche und naturnahe Farmküche, fernab von Convenience Food und „Organic Tralala“. Gastgeberin Irmi kocht beeindruckend vielfältige und super leckere, täglich wechselnde, Menüs.

Und wenn wir die Erdferkel schon nicht mit eigenen Augen sehen konnten, dann zieren sie, zu unserer Freude, wenigstens den Tisch zum Abendessen.

Der Morgen startet mit einem reichhaltigen Frühstück mit hausgemachtem Brot, Wurst aus eigener Jagd und selbstgemachter Konfitüre.

Im Speisezimmer der Farm wird schmackhafte, namibische Küche aus lokalen Produkten angeboten. Das Fleisch liefert selbstverständlich die eigene Jagd.

Ob Oryx oder Gnu, alles ist ausgesprochen lecker. Für Vegetarier ist Namibia vielleicht nicht unbedingt die beste Adresse um Urlaub zu machen, auch wenn sich überall die Gastgeber zunehmend auf diese Klientel einstellen.

Man nimmt das Essen gemeinsam ein, die Lapa lädt zu Kaffee und Kuchen und später dann zum Sundowner ein. An kalten Abenden knistert hier das Feuer.

Man kann bei einem Sundowner einfach die Seele baumeln lassen oder am Pool faulenzen.

Bei Letzterem ist die Warzenschwein Mutter "Maria" sofort helfend zur Stelle. Ihre Kinderschar hat sie dabei im Schlepptau.

Die sympathischen Betreiber kümmern sich überaus liebevoll um ihre Gäste, die wie alte Freunde empfangen und verwöhnt werden. 

Für die Sternengucker gibt es eine Sternwarte mit einem modernen Teleskop, wo man in der Nacht einen Ausflug ins Universum machen kann. Ober man bringt sein eigenes Gerät mit, das auf fest installierte Säulen montiert werden kann.

Man bemüht sich jede Gästegruppe separat einzubuchen, damit es hier keinerlei Überschneidungen bei den jeweiligen Interessen kommt.

Lekker Slaap!

Angie, Micha, Mama & der Hasenbär

[x-heesy]

sExY bOyS

fAnCy BoYs

PlAyBoYs

BaD bOyS

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

mOtHeRfUcKeRs GeT bUzZeD oFf ThE sPiCe ThAt I bRiNg

GuEsS wHo’S gOt ThE pArTy JuMpInG

gLoW iN tHe DaRk RaVe, AuRa PuMpInG

iT’s NiCe AnD dIfFeReNt, Yo, FuCk ThE sYsTeM

mY sYsTeM pUmPs OfF iTs FuCkInG fAcE

sTeP iNtO mY wOrLd, NoU’s Jy TuIs In PaRaDyS

yO wOrD uP tO mY bRoThEr MuIs

PuMp Up YoUr SpEaKeRs, GoD sE jEsUs

KyK wIeS rApPiNg LeKkEr To ThE dRuM

tHeSe BaD bOyS lIkE tO sMaCk Me On ThE bUm

My CrEw’S bLoWiNg Up LiKe ChApPiEs BuBbLeGuM, pOpPiNg In YoUr FaCe

Yo, FuCk ThE rAt RaCe, My StYlE iS rAp RaVe

My CrEw Is KaK fReSh, So WhO tHe FuCk CaReS?

wHaT yOu FuCkInG tHiNk? I’m ThE tYpE oF cHiCk

WhO rOlLs WiTh SpIf GiFtIgE mIsFiTs

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

HoLd Up! WhOa, WhOa, WhOa, WaIt A mInUtE-mInUtE, jEsUs ChRiSt

Yo, My MaN, dJ hI-tEk, ShIt, ThIs MoThErFuCkInG bEaT iS nIcE

bAcK iN tHe DaY tHeM dWaNkIeS dIdN’t WaNnA bElIeVe In Us

LiTtLe DiD tHeY kNoW tHaT tHeY wAs In FoR a MoThErFuCkInG bIg SuRpRiSe

LeFt HoMe LoCkEd In My ZeF zOnE

rEaDy FoR tHe TeSt, Yo? WhAt ThE fUcK, i GuEsS sO

hIt ThE oVeRsEaS, mOtHeRfUcKeRs‘ HeAdS gEt BlOwN

gEt EvErYtHiNg FoR fReE lIkE dR. dRe BeAtS hEaDpHoNeS

wHeN i GeT hOmE, i LoUnGe On My ZeF tHrOnE

mAkE mY mUmMy HaPpY cAuSe I gEt So PaId

MaKiNg My MoNeY rApPiNg OvEr TeChNo RaVe

I cAn TaKe YoU ‚rOuNd ThE wOrLd, LeT’s Go, BaBe

WhEn I sTeP uP aNd Do My ThInG i PuT yOu In A tRaNcE

mY zEf MoThErFuCkInG cLiQuE gOt It GoInG oN

fUcK wHaT yOu ThInK i Do WhAt I mOtHeRfUcKiNg WaNt

I cAn MaKe A mIlLiOn LiTtLe MoThErFuCkErS jUmP

jUmP mOtHeRfUcKeR

jUmP mOtHeRfUcKeR jUmP

jUmP mOtHeRfUcKeR

jUmP mOtHeRfUcKeR jUmP

iNcReAsE tHe PeAcE, dOn’T wReCk ThE pArTy

AnD fUcK dA jOl Up FoR eVeRyBoDy

Ek’S a LaArNeY, jY’s A gAm

WaNt Jy LaM iNnIe MaNg, MeT jOu SlAnG iN a MaN

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

i FiNk U fReEkY aNd I lIkE yOu A lOt

I fInK u FrEeKy AnD i LiKe YoU a LoT

I Fink U Freeky - Metal Version by Leo

[seonghwacore]

mission guessing ann's "hmm this one is lekker" b-sides from golden hour 2 begin