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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

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Five foot something and he's royalty.

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obsessed with this costume

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*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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types of dutch christmas songs:

1. yay it's christmas!!

2. it's christmas but i'm lonely :(

3. i murdered my father after christmas because he killed my pet rabbit and ate it for dinner

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Me: Hey, Marcus? My dad, my first husband, my brother, my second husband and two family friends all at once: yes?

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Kensington Market, Toronto

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They got her back in the middle of the turn up

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Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

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you bottle Miette??

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My son egg n his brother cheese

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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

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I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing