Roos, Dutch, 21 yo, she/her. I do things and even don’t sometimes
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in late 2000s/early 2010s music the stakes were so high every single night
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[drunk girl in the bathroom voice] and then... the trojans never DID say of him "he is better by far than his father" 😭😭😭
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Was reading an article about airplane mode and
Love how this guy's argument against allowing cell phone usage on airplanes is that someone is going to have their mouth slapped right off for being annoying. Because he's right.
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so-called "free thinkers" when they hear you open a can of wet food
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Penelope: Hey husband I need you to pretend to be dead for a little bit okay?
Odysseus: What why?
Penelope: Well there's a guy out there who wants to give me free stuff so...
Odysseus: ohhh you're scamming someone. Of course I'll pretend to be dead my love! Want me to kill him afterwards?
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two dudes catching up but then an achievement pops up above them thats says "BECHDEL TEST PASSED" and they both look at each other and go "so ive been meaning to tell you something"
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Standard price (in Euros) of an ID card in the European Economic Area and Switzerland
by JoeFalchetto/reddit
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