#leia: if a law does not yet exist to get a restraining order against a ghost then i will MAKE ONE
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If Anakin tries to somehow convince Leia that he is her father post-ROTJ, I would like Leia to start citing Alderaani sperm donor law at him that states he is explicitly not her father.
#leia organa#bail organa#anti anakin#anti anakin skywalker#anakin critical#anakin skywalker critical#look i don't know sperm donor laws or anything#but i am deciding that there is a law in alderaan that somehow classifies anakin as a sperm donor and not officially a father#obviously bail and breha would've had to file certain paperwork to make leia's adoption seem not suspicious so#it's OFFICIAL presumably#to some degree#anakin: i am your FATHER and you will ADDRESS ME AS SUCH#leia: you might have destroyed my planet but our records still exist and this here document says you're legally not#leia: now get the fuck away from me before i figure out how to legally get a restraining order against a ghost#leia: if a law does not yet exist to get a restraining order against a ghost then i will MAKE ONE
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