#legit van helsing got me obsessed w vampires and then stay alive got me obsessed with elizabeth bathory so like

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Hey so totally random here but did you ever see that cheesy Stay Alive movie about the videogame? Because I feel like Josh and Chris would love it

“Ah, the one benefit of having a disgustingly rich friend...all the swag that comes with it...”

Josh swung around with perhaps a touch less grace than usual, still not entirely used to the bulky VR headset; he thought he was probably facing Chris, but until his avatar popped up, it was really more guesswork than anything else. “The one benefit, huh Cochise?”

“Just the one,” he guffawed, only for his laughter to give way to impressed oohs and ahhs as the game (finally) booted up, “Oh man, this shit is insane - I am so gonna get motion sick and barf all over your living room...”

“You barf on this new shit and I swear to God it’ll be the last thing you do...” the threat was delivered with a smack that missed the first time, and just barely managed to clip something solid the second time.

“Augh, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me - ” and then, because it had literally never been more relevant until that moment, both of them pitched their voices up into dramatic horror movie shouts, wailing, “If you die in the game, you die for reeeeeeeeeal!”

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!