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somethingexcessivelyphallic · 8 months

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having sex with a guy who only wears the tightest possible skinny jeans imported directly from 2008 is hilarious. Like bro will be struuuuuuggling to get his pants off at all (and the skinny jeans get even tighter and harder to remove when he has a massive boner lmao) but also trying to take his pants off and still look sexy and not like an idiot (impossible 👀 he always looks ridiculous (but still hot)) and I’ll be just sitting there feeling like a Victorian gentleman waiting for my saucy lil lady to remove her 23+ layers of petticoats and corsets so I can catch but a glimpse of ankle 😩🥵

#me my life and i #personal #emo 🖤#the struggle is real #skinny jeans struggle #legit tho the tightest blackest he can find #actually the other day his fave black skinny jeans ripped and he spent like an hour patching them #because apparently you just can’t buy skinny jeans as tight and as black as they used to make them #figures #not in this economy anyhow #I just like to brag #yes I have a hot emo bf #and yes he wears black skinny jeans #sorry did I say 1 I meant I have 3 gfs and yes they all smoke weed

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