#legit tho the tightest blackest he can find

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having sex with a guy who only wears the tightest possible skinny jeans imported directly from 2008 is hilarious. Like bro will be struuuuuuggling to get his pants off at all (and the skinny jeans get even tighter and harder to remove when he has a massive boner lmao) but also trying to take his pants off and still look sexy and not like an idiot (impossible 👀 he always looks ridiculous (but still hot)) and I’ll be just sitting there feeling like a Victorian gentleman waiting for my saucy lil lady to remove her 23+ layers of petticoats and corsets so I can catch but a glimpse of ankle 😩🥵