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Someday Or One Day 想見你

Ko ChiaYàn 柯佳嬿 and Hsû KuangHàn 許光漢

Happy QiXî 七夕!

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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

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the Yeosang and Yunho date

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Lots of ominous news nowadays, but there are good things too! Thailand's Marriage Equality Law took effect today!

This tweet takes you to the top of a thread that lists all the changes, like replacing gendered terms like husband and wife with spouses, same-sex marriages have full legal status, same-sex couples can adopt and use IVF and create pre-nups, just a whole lot of steps to make them equal.

It's all just so amazing and joyous. They hosted a parade for the newlywed couples!

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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Shades of Magic Characters + Onion Headlines

Kell: 

Lila:

Rhy:

Alucard: 

Holland: 

The Danes: 

Osaron: 

Maxim:  

Emira: 

Hastra:

Lenos: 

Bonus- 

Cora: 

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“One Week” with every second beat removed

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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There will literally never be anything more funny than than the image of Anthony Lockwood, skilled agent, head of his own company, probably looks dashing in long dark coats, getting hit in the face with a water bottle and falling out of a window

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Situ Aoran losing his mind after kissing Xiao’en will never not be funny. How he’s desperately trying to rationalize his actions but gives up in the end. Xiao’en trying to guess why he said sorry is also the best (I like the implication that he’s something of a werewolf):

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they want you to make fried rice

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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ateez as supermarket cashiers:

seonghwa : if he is not judging how customers put their stuff on the conveyor belt then he is hanging out in the snacks aisles 'making sure' eating the snacks that it's always restocked. no one snitches on him because he is the only reason the store is not in place

hongjoong : is never at his station because he has to help everyone else. low-key scares customers because he is always stressed TM about everything going wrong to be fair once yeosang almost let someone take money from the cash register

yunho : tells people there is no change whenever he can't be bothered to split large amounts like a $ 100. his lunch hour is somehow four hours and in the other four hours of his shift, he plays on his gameboy. still won best employee three months in a row which seonghwa hasn't yet forgiven him for

yeosang : can't say no to people because he doesn't want to disappoint anyone. forced by wooyoung to wear the elf hat every time the holiday season rolls around. sometimes eats the expired desserts instead of throwing them out

san : isn't shy to share his opinions on which product is good or which one is bad. knows all the regulars and will let them know if there is a sale going on. sweetest boy 💕

mingi : chips all the ceramic mugs whenever he is scanning them but no one has the heart to complain about it to the manager hongjoong since mingi is almost in tears everytime. gets free gum from grandmothers and free cigs from the emos.

wooyoung : his main job is yapping and his side hustle is flirting with everyone. the only checking out he is doing is checking out his attractive coworkers.

jongho : polite, efficient, and offers everyone a smile. break's all the regulars' heart whenever he is on the graveyard shift he doesn't care, he needs the money 💵

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Every time I listen to Vernon's Black Eye, I keep thinking about Ronan Lynch. That song suits him SO much, and I haven't seen anyone talk about it. We need to talk more about both, Ronan and that amazing song.

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do not go gentle into that good night