#legit the gas leak has been the Least of my problems the last few weeks
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HI SUCK MY BELOVED MUTUAL SUCKINITUP <3333 free ticket 🎟 to tell me all about spitfire she looks and sounds so fucking cool. also hi how are u. I've missed u on my dash 🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥💥‼️‼️
HI MAC HI BELOVED MUTUAL MACKERAL STUCK-IN-THE-GHOST-ZONE!!!! :D !! sorry this took me a minute to get back to i have been in Education Hell and then . Recovering From Education Hell. ive missed you toooooo king honestly i LOVE roleplay and oc and etc but the worst part is taking my insanity away from beloved mutuals' shared interests >:C pd s3 neowwwww pls anywya. anyway. :3 smiles sneetly. the spittle. my sportle. the girl of all fucking time. i got a new comp for christmas and literally All clip files except for one are about her...... hashtag normal. the crazy thing about spitfire. okay. the crazy goddamn thing. is that she was meant to be a Side Character. she was meant to be Quest Fodder. Interaction Bait. maybe develop a deeper relationship w the primary two characters but . instead she stole the Entire Fucking Show. Facts about spitfire -blasphemes -spits acid -has been spitting acid since she was 13 -has an older brother with p intense "contact everyone including the dead" superpower -loves brother -brother being taken advantage of by parents to run a super fucking expensive business speaking to the dead -brother hates this -parents indifferent to spitfire so she rebels. she still loves brother tho -their house is full of boards and pockmarks and broken chairs and holes in everything because spitfire's saliva is so fucking strong -there are parts of the house she's not allowed in like its so fucking. sucks -brother agrees its sucks and tries to be extra nice to her -brother gets a Good Idea -brother says hey. hey. i found this cool ass pill that will let me die and then come back to life later :D - hey. i think you should kill me
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anyway -motherfucking 24 yo asking his 16 yo sister to kill him -'ive already taken the pill you have to do it now this is how we'll be free' -'we?' -'i know you're trapped too. please.' -she doesn't fucking want to -she wants to get the fuck out of that house -she loves him -she spits -blood everywhere. brains on the floor -ohgodohgod oh fuck -runs the fuck away -never sees her parents again -takes on full persona of vigilante -gets invited to stay in brothers new house or given a house of her own or basically anything she wants -fucking refuses because. god. she kinda feels sick every time she interacts with him after that -his home doesn't feel like her home it feels like his and he- -he feels like half a stranger -their relationship doesn't deepen at all it feels just as distant as when they were both living at home -more distant even -spitfire stays on her own. couch surfs and makes friends w drag queens and vigilantes and just hangs the fuck out -she wants to be a hero but her power is so destructive that she Can't
- shes a vigilante. helping out where she can and causing so soooo much property damage everywhere -she gets really good at spitting on the ground people are standing/about to stand on to destabilize them -hangs out like that for a few years. gets into problems and sidequests p often but is Chilling -this is where the rp started. she was MEANT to go and hang out w primary hero characters, The Enigmas -instead we thought it would be funny if she met gunge -gunge is @galaxy-starheart's character. he is evil goo and he eats people -he tried to eat spitfire -it went bad for him -she ate him instead -just a little -(she didn't know he was human at first) -(she used to always spit it out after biting people) -(but that time, to intimidate, she swallowed) -(she didn't know he was human) -(she swallows every time, now) -(she ate some cowboy once lmao) -(also gunge ate her sandwich and she's still pissed about that) -but they started up a convo and were getting along Great until she realized he was super fucking. scary because he started eating a live rat and she didn't wanna truck w that -he showed up again later anyway. through the next few weeks they kept popping into each others' lives and gunge the Most Evil goo: *saved her life *bought her medicine *gently carried her down some stairs after she broke her leg *burrowed into her leg to retrieve a bullet (and then fucking sold it in front of her to a powered pawnshop owner she introduced him to) *advised her to get a mask *respected that she doesn't like gore but also was a bit of an asshole about it -this is all great and also Bad. gunge is also super mega eating people. absolutely a supervillain. spitfire keeps going should I kill him??? I should definitely kill him. its a Good Thign to kill him right???? -kinda spirals in self loathing every time she hangs out with him but like. she also kinda feels a little special to be the special little guy to horrible goo -she starts feeling Safe with him -meanwhile the Enigmas and Gunge fucking hate each other -the Enigmas still need to interact with spitfire because one of them NEEDS to talk to her brother and she is literally their only link -she refuses to tell them anything about him because fuck that -she is a gossip she will literally spread rumours for fun and lie to have more fun. being tight lipped about literally anything is kinda not the norm for her -she told the evil goo that she met the enigmas -but she wont tell fucking anyone anything about her brother -she kinda murdered him. -she still feels super guilty for that and is going to protect him in literally any way she can -(complex family dynamics my LOVE) -anyway the Enigmas promise to buy her a suit for the tiniest nothing amount of info she gives them -she's like ok well they're obviously manipulating me because they want more info, -however. super suit -she kept going through clothes like a fuckign madwoman before that because her clothes. were not acid proof -becomes besties w the tailor -does NOT introduce gunge to the tailor because she thinks he would eat them -gotta rewind a lil bit here. powered pawnshop owner sold gunge a bunch of shit -spitfire made a deal w the pawnshop owner to NOT sell gunge acid resistance because then he could totally fucking kill her and she couldn't stop him -its expensive as fuck. pawnshop owner wants her to rescue his boyfriend from prison -she Hates that. she doesn't want to be a villain. she agrees anyway. -gunge. fights the enigmas. mega eats more people. gets captured. he is now in prison -spitfire Does Not Realize that. -she knows he's in prison and put away and etc etc. she's relieved she doesn't have to deal with him and complex feelings anymore -does not connect the dots. that now. he cannot be sold acid resistance. -she does not need to break the boyfriend out of prison
-she does anyway -your honour she is stupid -she also fucking accidentally breaks GUNGE out of prison -panicks the fuck about that but then he's her frozen cold little scarf and she's too busy escaping -ends up carrying him home for eight hours -during this time he shakes her belief in the heroes' organization -like fundamentally. like there was always this question of if he could villainize her -and this is the closest he comes -but then they get back to the city -he disappears and probably eats more fucking people. -spitfire feels fucking bad for not stopping him -next time she sees him she has her cool awesome suit. she was told by the tailor that someone tried to bug her suit. she's Worried -kinda fucking. angry too? feels like okay. this is where things go wrong. this is where shit fucks up. things are going too well for her. plans to ask gunge to check her suit for bugs and shes so PISSED just at the concept that, if he finds a tracker, he can fucking keep it -she's willing to give him the opportunity to kill the enigmas. the Heroes. -but only if they lie to her and she's not looking too closely and its just. its a big emotional wreck -a death sentence and pretending it isn't -but gunge. now that he is free as a nasty little bird. has killed a hero -and he's carrying around his head -and he's showing it off and laughing and spitfire feels sick -she asks gunge to check her suit anyway. if the enigmas have bugged her then are they really heroes kinda thing -she can't trust them -but there aren't any bugs. its fine. -spitfire is trying to ignore the head and trying to have faith that people will stop gunge again and it will be okay she just -needs to hang out and have faith in the actual heroes (because she should stop him. she can't. she should) -but she's SO fucking excited about her new suit -instead of a mask she has a helmet and its all black and leather and she has so many pockets and a protector for her water bottle -genuinely best thing she has EVER had -most favourite thing in the world -physical items she gets to KEEP. that she WONT destroy -and gunge -takes the helmet -and puts it on the severed head -spitfire is devastated -literally worse than eating her -she was so so sofucking excited for her suit. and now. he has Tainted It -and hes laughing and hes not taking her seriously (because he thinks shes a baby <3 and theyre friends so shes not a threat to him :] and he doesn't respect her !) and he leaves -and she goes back inside. talks to the pawnshop owner. gets the address for where gunge is going -and she calls the enigmas -and she gives him up -not because he hurt her -or hurt other people -or killed a hero -but because he fucked with her stuff
bonus fun facts about spitfire:
-she was fucking devastated by the 'friendship breakup' and what that said about her as a person -she was comforted by the civilian identity of one of the Most Powerful Heroes in the city -she realized this and ran the fuck away -she is currently a willing lab rat of a mad scientist and having Emotions about getting access to powers that aren't as destructive as her own -mad scientist might villainize her anyway -gunge still thinks they're friends lmao -also she is SO fuckign crass to the point that she embarrasses me to write for her sometimes
shes so fucking nasty okay like. Spitfire's Worst Sentence (so far) (responding to Gunge judging her for being crass): '"You're gonna get blasted up a dog's supercunt and squirted to the moon like the whiny bitch you are," Spitfire said, like she was offering something reasonable.'
Spitfire Gallery (more ive drawn since last time)
TLDR: i love her
#writing a whole fic worth of summary for my own character??? what?????#couldnt be me.........#enjoy the deluge mac#or dont tbh i did go Crazy Ham#but ouaghghgh....spitfire.....#one day im gonna make an oc blog and it will be awesome for me and like. one other person#but it will be AWESOME#anyway i was so excited to talk about spitfire i FORGOT to tell you how ive been#when i have a hilarious report#gas leak!#legit the gas leak has been the Least of my problems the last few weeks#which is fair it was a v small gas leak we didn't even have to evacuate#however. lol. lmao. haha even#anyway howve you been king#i hope everything is good!! that the danny is phantoming and the nhws are warding and the fish are fishly
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