#legit started giggling when i saw this on the tl.

[universally-bizarre]

hello sailor... 😍

[gwynbleiddyn]

Apollo and Saytr

answered apollo!!

Satyr: Last time you couldn’t stop laughing? 

oh god, i’m fucking terrible. i laugh at so much shit. i think the last time that i was genuinely unable to stop laughing was when i was staying over my friend’s. it was really dark, and we were just turning everything off to go to sleep but i lie awake for ages cause i don’t sleep easily, so i was just kinda lookin around the room and i saw this???? shape??? where my friend was lying and it looked like a nightcap and like.... the really ridiculous pointy kind of nightcaps not just a normal hat, like, SHE HAD NO REASON TO BE WEARING A NIGHTCAP AND NOBODY WEARS NIGHTCAPS

but for some reason???? i thought that was totally a valid conclusion??? so i asked her why she was wearing a nightcap, out loud, when everyone was trying to sleep, and she just got up and turned the light on so she could just stare at me like “what the fuck are you even talking about?????”

then she legit started crying laughing so i started laughing too but then i realized how ridiculous i must have sounded and i just. died.

but it was really bad bc i kept giggling for ages after, and i was sharing a bed with my bestie and she just kept kicking me every time i started shakin w badly suppressed laughter.

anyway tl;dr i’m terrible to have at sleepovers