#leave the poor babyyy alone

[realtapiocafan]

ja'marr commiting to lsu:

reporters be like "come on bro" when you can HEAR the SOUNDS of his SOBS 😭

tw: death of a loved one

some added context: if you scroll through his twitter from June 2017 to Feb 2018, that boy was stressed af about choosing a college (his grandma sadly also passed away at this time)

[lymtw]

Drunken Lover

Toji can never shut up about you when his friends get him drunk. It's the one topic that never fails to be discussed when his friends manage to drag him away from your warm security for a night. Once the amount of alcohol he drank starts to hit and his overly chatty side is lured out, he spends the entire time talking about you, and the others just kind of listen to his ramblings and remain utterly shocked by how smitten he is. He talks so much about you, like he's trying to make up for the time he isn't spending with you.

It's always, "Shh... listen, shut the fuck up. Listen, listen, she smells so fucking good. Like she's fresh out the shower all the time" and "God... she purrs like a little kitten when I take her to bed" and "She's out of my league, but i'm not gonna fuck up the chance she gave me".

If it weren't for Shiu taking his phone, he would constantly be trying to reach you. Sometimes you're the one who calls when it gets late, just to see how things are going, and Shiu's always the one who picks up before he hands you over to Toji.

"Hey, Shiu! How is everything?"

"It's going pretty well, aside from Toji being a drunk mess." He scouts the area in search of your boyfriend and spots him next to another friend. Toji's all starry-eyed as he talks the poor man's ear off about you. "Wanna talk to him? He's been talking about you nonstop and it's starting to make the other guys jealous."

You giggle. "Sure. Let me talk to my idiot."

You can hear the commotion as well as the faint sound of Shiu alerting Toji of you being on the other end of the line.

"Heyyy, baby. You miss me? You need me?" You can hear the smile on his face. He's pacing back and forth as he waits for your voice to come back on the line.

The sound of Toji's voice makes your heart beat a little faster. It sounds like he made good use of his night out.

"You know I do, baby. Be safe, alright? Have Shiu send you home in a cab when you're ready to go and text me when you get home."

"I love you, ma. I fucking love you. I don't wanna be here anymore." He sighs, heavily. "Can I just go home, already? I've been trapped here for like five days now."

"I love you, Toji, and it hasn't been five days. More like five hours, but yeah, you can head home if you're done. Put Shiu back on the phone."

"No." He simply says, as he continues to pace around the crowded bar. "I miss you so much. I don't wanna see anyone else, anymore."

"Okay, baby. Tell Shiu you're ready to go. I'll see you tomorrow."

"I love you," he says once more before putting the phone down, leaving you to do the hanging up.

–

"Shiu, i'm leaving. I'm ready to go, man. She said okay and I... Well, I wanna go see her."

"You're not going over there like this," Shiu responds. "She's not gonna be able to handle you alone, right now. I'll call you a cab and you're going straight home."

He was so wrong about that last part. Toji got in the cab, and Shiu told the driver his address. He wouldn't ever find out about how Toji ended up redirecting the cab to your place.

"Psst, hey. I'll give you another ten bucks if you turn around and go to this address."

Without hesitation, the man accepted the money and dropped Toji off at your apartment. He slowly made his way to your front door, ringing the doorbell and knocking right after to make sure you hear him.

You put down the dish rag you were using to dry dishes and headed to the door. You looked through the peephole and as soon as you see Toji standing on your doorstep, you gasp. Your brows furrow in confusion as you continue to stare at him for couple more seconds, just to make sure it's actually him and not some random, sketchy man.

"Babyyy... Open. Your boyfriend is here." He knocks again, his fist like a mallet on your door.

"Toji, shh. Stop," you say, voice low. You quickly pull him into your apartment, dismissing his laugh as you shut and lock the door when you both make it in.

"Oh, baby." He smiles as you approach him again. "Baby, baby." He pulls you into an overly tight embrace and sways you side to side, effortlessly. You smell a mixture of alcohol and cologne on his shirt. "My pretty girl. Fuck, I missed you and your body." He buries his face into the crook of your neck and allows his hands to settle on your lower back. You hear him take a whiff of your scent before carrying on with his rambling. "I didn't even wanna be there..." he mumbles. "...but they stole me away and I-" He hums in confusion when he realizes you aren't reciprocating the hug and pulls your arms around him before putting his hands on your lower back again. "I'm just gonna say no next time. Those drinks were disgusting."

Normally, you reciprocating his affection wouldn't be an issue, but you're still stuck on how he's there, standing a couple feet from your kitchen and not at his place. You can hear his quiet, labored breaths beside your ear. His looming frame and the tightness of his arms around you bring a lot more reality to the situation.

"Let's get you ready for bed, okay?" You say to the giant who threatens to tip you over. You gently tug at his arms for him to release you and create some distance.

You take his hand and guide him to the bathroom first, where both of you do your nightly routines of brushing your teeth and washing your faces. He made a mess with the water when it came to washing the cleanser off his face, but you paid no mind to it as you grabbed a towel and dried it up.

You walked out of the bathroom and Toji was hot on your trail, toothbrush still in his mouth as he followed you into the kitchen. "I'm just grabbing some water. It'll just take a quick second." You smile as he continues to sluggishly brush his teeth. He pauses to respond.

"Why do you wanna leave me so bad? You didn't tell me you were leaving the bathroom. You were just gonna go and leave me alone in there?" he says, slightly muffled by the toothpaste that fills his mouth.

You laugh when some of the foam falls to the floor.

"Okay, okay. Let's go back to the bathroom together, then."

"You can't leave me on the couch," he says, out of nowhere, more suds falling onto the floor. You push him a little so that by the time he reaches the bathroom, at least some toothpaste remains in his mouth.

He dips his head and spits out the foam into the sink, rinsing his mouth after. You have to go back and tidy things up, like the cloud he didn't make sure was washed away before stepping away from the sink, and the bubbly spume that spilled out of his mouth in the kitchen and the hallway.

He's following you again, like a lost puppy because you didn't comment on what he said about not wanting to stay on the couch. He's quiet because you're quiet. You're not saying anything because you're focused on wiping up the cleaning spray and toothpaste mixture on the floor with a paper towel, and he's leaning against the wall, silently watching, feeling like you're mad at him.

You stand up straight and make your way to the trashcan before washing your hands. "Let's go, Toji," you say. He's looking at you like a scolded dog, reaching his hand out for you to hold. In his mind, if you take it, you can't be too mad at him. His chest feels so much lighter when your soft palm meets his. The heaviness is replaced with a racing heart as you take him to the room with you. You're not leading him to the couch like he thought you were going to.

"You're letting me sleep next to you?" He asks, watching as you put up a couple more pillows for him to use.

"Since when do you sleep on the couch? You know I need you here with me whenever you sleep over." You turn around and pinch his cheek, stepping behind him to creak the door shut.

"Yeah? You like when I stay in your bed?" His voice goes low with the question. His hands go to your waist and he's walking you backwards towards your bed. "Well I like staying in your bed too, mama." He lays you down, your head cradled by his hand before he slides it out of the way for your pillow to take its place. He grins as he takes up all the space between your legs, his hands taking their position on your waist again. He takes your lips in his, the minty flavor of his mouth seeping into your taste buds. It's a short lived moment, because the second his hands try to tug your shorts down, you put a stop to everything, your own hands pulling your shorts back up.

"Mm..." you hum, releasing his lips with a quiet smack. "N-No, Toji. Not like this."

"No?" He repeats, a small crease of confusion between his brows as he pulls his hands away from your hips. "Okay," he complies, quickly diverting the situation by resting his whole body down on you. His chin rests on your chest and he just looks up at you with the most loving expression. You have to try not to laugh when you notice he isn't blinking.

You gently scratch the back of his head, threading your fingers through his hair. "What?" You ask, a soft smile following the question.

"I don't know," he says, sighing with that same adoring gaze still fixated on you. "I can't explain the way I see you." Not having the sufficiently accurate words to describe how you are depicted in his eyes is a strange, void-like feeling for someone who could talk about you for days on end.

You just hum at the declaration. His mind isn't exactly operating at one hundred percent, so you won't judge him for his inability to think of ways to describe you.

He lowers his gaze and buries his face in your warm chest. You can feel him kissing you through the thin material of your tank top. "Love you," he mumbles. "You mad at me?" He asks, not pausing his kisses as he waits for your answer.

"No, baby. There's nothing to be mad about." You smooth down his hair when you're done playing with it and rest your hands on his shoulders.

"Just wanted to see you." His warm breath filters through your shirt. "Shiu told me no, but I didn't care. I just had to see you, and now... i'm here." He inhales and lets out the breath slowly. "And I don't wanna go home." As if he's scared he'll be denied of you again, his arms go under your back, and he effectively molds his body into yours.

"You could've let me know over the phone rather than giving me a heart attack. You know you're always welcome here, my love." You rub soothing circles into his back with one hand, and the other goes to the back of his head again.

"Surprise," he says, lacking so much enthusiasm that it even makes him chuckle. He pushes his face further into your chest and lets out a sigh that reveals his tiredness. "Mm... you're gonna put me to sleep if you keep doing that."

You laugh, slowing your movements until your hands are just flat in their positions.

"No, ma," he groans, frustrated by the lack of your soothing touch on him. "Do it again, please. Feels good." He turns his head so that the side of his face rests on your chest.

It's impossible to deny him, especially when he asked so nicely. You like being able to help him relax this way. Never mind the lack of feeling in your legs from his weight and the minimal movement you've been allowed. You just can't seem to find it in yourself to whine about your position when the sound of him rhythmically breathing through his nose takes over the silence of the room. You tilt your head slightly to get a look at his face and as you suspected, he's out. His eyes are shut and he's motionless, save for the slight rise and fall of his shoulders and back as he breathes.

A kiss to the top of his head was your show of making peace with having him as your weighted blanket and human teddy bear for the night.

Shiu said you wouldn't be able to handle a drunk Toji all alone, yet there you have him, piled on and drooling on you like he's getting the best sleep.

[creativewritersposts]

delirious state - Luke Hughes

summary; Luke Hughes x reader

Luke gets injured and the painkillers kick him into a delirious state, which is quite funny.

warning(s); mention of injury, it's more fluff and funny, real head injuries are no fun! , maybe grammar errors

author's note; old but good! 4/4 fics done! Good night everyone ✨

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"Luke Hughes left the game and is on the way to get medical help".

This is how the disaster began. You stand in the emergency department waiting for Luke, completely worried and walking circles. "Mrs. Hughes? Mr. Hughes asked for you", an older nurse speaks with papers under her arm. You didnt know you're his wife but you're completely fine with that. Together with his nurse you arrive on a station where you can smell the typical disinfection scent.

"I'll leave you alone with your husband. Our doctor had to sew a wound on his head, two broken rips and a swollen nose. Because of the medical drugs and painkillers he can speak confused. He needs to rest. Are there any questions?", the nurse looks up from her pinning map with all informations, you don't care right now. You want to know if he's okay. "No i just want to see my husband, thank you". The nurse nods and walks back where they came from.

Quietly you open the door, afraid to wake Luke. Your poor Lukey. But damn you're wrong. Your poor Lukey smiles high and looks at you absolutely awake. He has a black eye, a neck support and plaster on his head where the doctors had to shave his head. He looks not good, hockey is a dangerous sport.

"Hey babbbyyy! Nice to see you", he waves with his hand and his voice sounds higher than usual.

"Hey, are you okay? My poor Lukey. Your family will be here in one hour. Traffic", you pet his curly hair and sit on his bed. "Oh yeah. Do you want to go to the cinema with me?", Luke smiles again not knowing what he tells. "You're not in the condition so I don't think", you giggle. It feels like you talk to a child. "You are soooo pretty", Luke does a gesture to show how much and curls your hair with his finger.

"You are pretty, too. Even with your destroyed face", you smirk. Luke is never that cheesy but as long he won't get angry you tolerate it.

"I really wanna have sex with you", he says without warning. It's atypical for him, he's very shy.

"Baby I dont think that works out right now",

"but whyyy?", Luke gets tearful.

"You have an head injury!".

"You think I'm a sucker in bed!", he replies in a stubborn tone.

"No don't get me wrong!", you never imagined you both have this conversation in the hospital one day.

"Yes you do. I'm lucky I married you before you could leave me because of that", his monitor signals louder because his heartbeat gets faster.

"You really need to rest and chill baby", you hope the topic is closed now.

"Just if you tell me you want to have Sex with me too!", you roll your eyes. "I won't say this!", you place your hands on your hip. A nurse comes in and controls his vital values until he speaks out, "Marriage is hard", he huffs. The nurse laughs off.

"We're not married. Before we reach this step you have to ask me!", your poor nerves. Honestly you need a drink to get through this. And chocolate cake.

Luke wants to stand up out of his bed, "babyyy lets go! I'm ready to get some actionnn with youu", he tipsy says. Luke's cheeks are rosy and and he looks like he gets fever. You lovely push him back to bed. "Lukey I love having sex with you but god damn lay down or I'll cain you on this bed!".

"Uhh I love when you take control", he smirks.

"Man you knocked out on ice and all you can think is about this?! and y'all say I'm the cheeky one!", you turn around behind you, hearing a familiar voice. It was his older brother.

Ellen, Jim and Jack watched this amused scenario. "Mooom", Luke groans. Ellen goes straight to his bed, hugs him and strokes his curly hair. "Can I help you with something? It looked really bad!", his mother says. "Why have you to interrupt me and my wife? Its getting hot in there", Luke is outraged.

"Lukey its fever and no sexual attraction, I'm sorry guys, he's dazed from the drugs", you try the best to get out of his embarrassing moment. "Mooom?", he calls her name again in a wailing way. "Yes?", she holds his other hand and focused. "Can I borrow your ring? I need to do a proposal". Ellen don't know what to say. Jim stays quite in the cornor as opposed to Jack. He grins the whole time and records some videos. "I have to send this to Quinn! Made my day!".

"Don't be so mean", Jim replies. "Daaaadddd?", comes from the big boy in bed. Jim steps next to Ellen, looking down to his son. "Why I'm the third one and not the first child? Didn't you make any effort to get me?", he whines. "Can't believe my smartest son asks such a stupid question", Jim shakes his head and hugs Luke, too. They don't care about this delirious state, the ony thing that matters is, he's okay. (Of course Jack will show their whole family these videos later).

[hanjisungslag]

attack on titan headcanons #10

synopsis: how the characters react when you, their s/o, gets hurt. 🩹

characters involved: eren, mikasa, armin, jean, connie, sasha, reiner, bertolt, annie, levi, erwin and hange

notes: i am cooking up a storm, so watch out for that & also hit double digits!!

☆ eren jaeger

bro is INFURIATED

��WHO DID IT HUH?! ILL KILL THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS-”

oh.. you got injured in training? poor babyyy☹️

he’s super sweet and gentle with you.

if anyone tries to go near you though.. he’s super scared they’re gonna accidentally hurt you😭.

so he’s always at the edge of his seat ready to rescue you if needs be.

he gets all of your food, water, clothes, bandages etc.

then the nurses catch him doing it and have to YANK him off of you, once again.

☆ mikasa ackerman

so incredibly caring and concerned 🤍

she was the one who found you on the expedition with a broken leg

she refuses you to the hospital

lets the nurses do their jobs (thank god)

she really wants to be able to help nurse you back to health as well though..

she gives you the next best thing aka massages.

she literally comes in everyday and gives you 3 massages minimum a day

she’ll also sleep in the hospital with you most days.

☆ armin arlert

nothing less than an angel.

for however long you’re in the hospital, he’ll bring you flowers

in there for 3 weeks? new flowers every week.

in there for a week? new flowers every other day.

reads you books every night to help you sleep

sleeps there EVERY single night

always gives good morning and good night kisses

keeps you updated with what’s going on with everyone and training to make sure you don’t miss out.

makes sure to surprise you by bringing your friends there too!! it was a super sweet surprise.

when you’re sleeping, he goes around asking nurses if they need help😖.

☆ jean kirstein

UGH TERRIFIED FOR YOUUU

he has to hype himself up before going to see you in hospital because it just breaks his heart.

but being able to see you, hug you, know that you’re being taken care of makes him feel wayy better.

he’s just happy to see that you’re not too badly injured.

just a sprain from training!

he likes to draw things for you from the outside

or you guys draw together.

yk that cute game where one person draws a squiggle and the other person has to make into a drawing?

yeah, you guys do that. and it’s frickin adorbs😡

☆ connie springer

you went to do some late night training by yourself

and cornelius found you on the ground. in a lot of pain.

he rushed you to the first aid

fastest anyone has EVER seen that man run

you got cleaned up but had to take a break from training until you were better.

definitely tries to make you laugh all the time

even with your injury, he still wants to see you happy and smiling 🤍

☆ sasha braus

aw bless her cotton socks.

your injury wasn’t fatal enough to warrant a hospital stay

but the nurses said to stay home and rest up!

you had to take care of your scar

in her own time, sasha headed over to first aid to ask the nurses how to help you properly☹️.

you literally do not lift a finger!!

she does everything for you, like cleaning it up, wrapping it up etc.

and she’s really good at it and all…

☆ reiner braun

he’s like a scared little boy.

he’ll sit by your side and tell you it’s all okay

but when he’s alone.. HE GETS SO UPSET

sometimes he’ll take ‘bathroom breaks’ just to pull himself together because he hates seeing you in this state :(.

really affects his everyday life

but he hides it well.

BIGG celebrations as soon as you’re out of hospital

is literally like a servant, will get you everything and anything you want.

☆ bertolt hoover

GAH SO ANXIOUS!!

he bakes you cookies for being so brave☹️.

he stays with you all day long until the nurse finally tells him he has to go.

it breaks his heart leaving you but he gets up bright and bloody early to see you in the morning

like i’m talking the second the hospital opens up.

☆ annie leonhart

she’s not nervous,

your injury wasn’t fatal or anything.

she’ll still visit you, of course ;)

she also makes sure to tell you how brave you are

since you are scared of hospitals.

she’ll giggle at your wimpy-ness though.

like you were getting patched up and you were just like trying not to scream

and she was just standing there chuckling at you.

☆ levi ackerman

so so so scared, secretly.

he has lost one too many people

but to lose you? that would completely and utterly BREAK him.

it was a pretty gnarly injury as well…

which was rather terrifying for both you and him

but he’ll keep a cool persona around you.

if he’s unable to visit due to work, he’ll ring the hospital and asks how you are.

he’ll always make time to come see you though, no matter what!!

☆ erwin smith

he hears from his assistant that you’ve been put into hospital

he runs STRAIGHT over and makes sure to comfort you.

he’ll stay till dark when you’re asleep and pay the nurses a visit too

he asks them to take extra good care of you.

if he’s unable to see you, he makes sure to call you up every single day

or at least have SOMEONE come check on you.

☆ hange zoë

GAH!! FREAKS OUT!

hange has seen it all at this rate

but doesn’t seem to heavily affected.

they’ve never really had anyone close to them be extremely injured

they were sooo scared though :(.

it was really sad for everyone to see hange’s energy so low but

they couldn’t help it!!

all they could think about was their poor love in hospital :(.

when they’re around you though, they try to stay positive! and tells you all about their work to keep you both distracted.

[russellbby]

pairings: kylian mbappe x wife!model!reader (face claim: (lily rose depp)

in which: kylian and his wife can’t get away from his new teammates..

requested: yes, by anonymous: mbappe x model wife reader (fc lily rose depp) where they are hanging out with his new madrid teammates, social media au please :)

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y/n.mbappe: life lately✨

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y/n.mbappe love u ky🤍

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y/n.mbappe: join us guys, why don’t you?😐

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k.mbappe I love you🤍

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vinijr betrayal.

y/n.mbappe you didn’t wanna get up..

username that’s where vini was…😭

username Y/N hitting back with the truth !!

judebellingham Thanks for food!

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y/n.mbappe When you going to leave us alone?

username poor y/n, just wants her husband for herself!

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username we love you y/n!!

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when the sun meets the moon outtakes: in which Bokuto adopts a dog

pairing: bokuto koutaro x f! reader

genre: romance, family fluff

wc: 900

a/n: as the name suggests, an outtake from my fic when the sun meets the moon.

Bokuto Koutaro is a kind man with a good heart. 

You grew up experiencing crudeness and petty meanness and you’ve grown jaded, expecting nothing more of people, but ever since Bokuto came into your life, he’s made you believe that there is kindness and goodness in the world, if only you stop to look. And so you fell in love with him, your sunshine boy with a heart of pure gold, got married after he proposed to you in front of thousands of volleyball fans, popped out three gorgeous sons.

“A wolfpack”, Kiyoomi names your little Kous, his lips tilting upwards when he’s called in as reinforcement by Hinata when Bokuto brings them into practice . You think the name quite fitting considering the way they boisterously roll around with their father and find themself in mischief in a myriad of ways, though you suspect Kiyoomi’s opinion of said wolfpack nosedives dramatically after his daughter is inducted as an honourary member with a ridiculous ritual involving a homemade obstacle course in his living room, aided and abetted by Koutarou himself. 

In this instance, however, Sachiko is very much the instigator of mischief. 

You should’ve noticed something was off when she yelled a panicked “bye auntie!” and bounced past you at breakneck speed to get out of your front door. 

“Huh”, you say. “How strange.”

What’s even stranger is that none of your sons come out to greet you. Usually they’d be racing to see who reaches her first when she gets home from a long day of work, the winner celebrating by leaping into your arms (and oftentimes knocking you flat onto the floor). What’s a hundred million billion times stranger (Kousuke’s words, not hers, he’s started learning bigger numbers at school) is that Koutaro himself isn’t coming out to wrap you in his arms with a bear hug, peppering you with questions about your day. 

“Kou?” you call. Usually that’s enough to get all four of them running, but not today. 

You slip off your shoes. There’s a suspicious looking packet by the dining table that catches your eye. A happy looking dog in bright colours on the front of the packet is all you need to know. 

Leaving on your socks to dampen your footsteps, you press your ear to your sons’ bedroom. 

“Hide him in the wardrobe ‘til okaa-san sits down for dinner!”

“He’s not going to stay in the wardrobe for a whole hour?!” 

“How d’you even know it’s a he? Sachiko said it might be a she!” 

You throw open the door. Four faces turn to look at you, three a picture of practised innocence, your husband alone looking guilty. 

“Is there something I should know about?” you ask. 

“Nothing!” your sons shout in perfect synchrony. Bokuto stares at the floor. You can almost see his ears droop. 

You take pity on him, striding over to throw open the wardrobe. A puppy with yellow fur and a stub for a tail stares woefully at you. You resist the urge to drop to your knees and squeal at its utter cuteness. 

“And what do we have here?” you do your best at trying to sound stern. 

Finally, your husband speaks up. “Babyyy”, he tries pleading, though he stops short as you raise an eyebrow. ���The kids found this poor little thing in the drain and it looked so cold and hungry I said we should take it home and take care of it ‘til it’s okay.” 

Your boys sense a moment of weakness. 

“‘Kaa-sannn it was shivering” Kouji does his best attempt at pouting pitifully. 

“And it was raining”, Kouichi reasons. “We couldn’t leave it there! It’d be sad!”

Kousuke, your youngest, rounds up the rear with his most devastating weapon, puppy dog eyes of his own. “Kaa-san pleaseeee can we keep it?”

“Fine”, you sigh, making a show of exasperation because your boys, if left unchecked, would bring every pitiful critter and being under your roof and you have no desire for your home to turn into a menagerie. “We’ll take it to the vet on the weekend, and discuss if we can keep it if it isn’t microchipped okay?” 

Cheering, your boys run out of their bedroom to acquaint the puppy to its new home. 

You turn your attention to Bokuto. “Kou”, you start to say, but he’s already hugging you close. 

“Sorry”, he chuckles. “I know I should’ve talked to you first about it.”

You poke his chest. “Sometimes, I wonder how that big heart of yours fits into your chest.” 

“I’m sorry -” 

“Don’t be”, you smile. “That’s why I love you.”

He presses kisses into the crown of your head. 

“That doesn’t mean you’re getting out of teaching the boys how to be responsible for our newest family member though. 

“Oh no”, he groans.

Your smile widens into a mischievous grin. “Oh yes”, you say. “That includes walks and cleaning up after accidents and scheduling mealtimes and all of that. I suppose it’ll teach them how to be responsible at the very least.”

His mouth curls up in a matching grin. “I guess that also means Omi-omi’s got some responsibilities too since Sachiko-chan said she has a quarter-share in our pup!” 

You expect another irate call from Sakusa Kiyoomi tomorrow. It’s okay, you’ll divert his calls to your irrepressible husband anyway. 

[gay-little-bitch]

My notes that I wrote while watching season 2 (not very detailed because I didn’t wanna miss anything but it definitely gets my feelings across)

TAO IS SUCH A LITTLE BITCHHH

DAIRY MILK OREO BAR

IMOGEN NO DONT DO IT

OHNONONONONO WHY ARE THEY SITTING NEXT TO EACHOTHER

Mr farouk…!!!!

BENJAMIN WHIPE THE SMILE OFF

BEN STOP IT YOU BITCH

NONONONONONONONO

OMG YAYYY CHARLIE

BABIES

AAAAAAAAAAA AWWWWW

OUT OF MY LEAGE 

Issac baby😕

It’s okayyy hun you weren’t ready

TAO nonononono

I love that Imogen is part of the group!!!

You can do it nicky 🖤

HAHAHAHHAHAHA oh no

AWWWWW

NO IMOGEN NO

AWWW IM SO PROUD OF HIM

Jane 👀

Tori my love 🥰

Charlie isn’t doing well…

I HATE JANE

DAVID 🤮

NO IMOGEN STOP IT

Aww Elle baby

SPEAK UP ABT IT BItCH

I HATE DAVID

THE JUMPER

NAOMI AND FELIX

FUCKING IMOGEN

ON NO BABY

Charlie sweet boy ur gonna get in trouble 

OH NO NOT DAVID

JANE YOU LITTLE BITCH

CHARRRR please eat baby

Oh noooo baby don’t be sad!!!

OMG TAO FINALLY

NOT THE GOOD MATES

AJSJSJJDHDHDJJDH MRS SINGH

THE ACE BOOK

NO DARCY BABY NO

THE TEACHERS

OH MY FUCKING GOD TAO IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUU

TAOELLE OMGOMGOMGOMG

TORI AT A PARTY???

Darcyyyyyy

Nickkkkk nicky baby :/

NOOOOO ELLE AND TAO STOP IT

OH NO NICK BABY STOP ITTTT

HE CALLED HIM CHAR 🥰

PARIS TRIP BUS!!!!

ISSAC BABYYYY NOOO

FRENCH NICK

“I dIdNt MeAn Do ItTtTt” EEEEEE

Ben doesn’t even like her 🙄

DARCY STOP FEELING UP FRENCH WOMEN STATUES

TARADARCY IN BALLET SCENE 🥰

JONESY

CHARLIE DO THAT BABY PLEASE

BE MORE THAN FRIENDS

OH MY GOD BEN DIE

BEN DONT CALL HER A BITCH

ARE YOU INTO GIRLSSSS IMOGEN??

NICK AND TAO FRIENDSHIP

LOVE BITE SCENE

THE MORNING AFTER THE SCENE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BABY QUEEN

LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE

OMG BEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

FUCK YEAH HARRY

OH NO TAO

LITTLE TAO AND CHARLIE

THE HUGGGGG

THE LOUVE 

HES GONNA PASS OUT OH NO

DARCY OH NO UR MOM

HE PASSED OUT🥲

THEY KISSED HOLY SHIT

THE TEACHERS AGAIN AAAA

Nick talks to charlie abt the eating :(

THE MON AMOUR SCENE

EPISODE 6

MEETING NICKS DAD

NICKS FACE WHEN TAO TELLS HIM

TEACHERS TEACHERS TEACHERS

TARAS BIRTHDAY

THE BOOKS

GAYGAYGAYGAY COUPLE

RECHARGING SCENE

PARTY TIMEEEEE

BEN NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE

OH NO JAMES

ISSAC BABY 😕😕

HARRY NO

YAYYYYYY CHARLIE

TRUTH OR DAREEEEE

OMG THE TAO AND CHARLIE KISS HAHAHAHAHAHHA

OH NO NOT JAMES NOT THE KISS

NOT BEN NOOOOO

AHHHHHH GAY BITCHES 🥰

THEY TOLD THEM!!!

DARCY IS GONNA VOMIT AAAAA

AAWWWWWWW BABIES 🥰🥰

Nickyyyyy :((( babyyy

TAOELLE AND IMOGEN AND SAHAR

Taradarcy 🥰 

SHE SAID ITTTT

TEACHERS KISSSSS

THE TEACHERS SHARE A BEDDDDD!

MY GIGGLY BOYSSSS

WHY IS EVERYONE SADDDD (not n+c or t+e) 

TARA DARCY HUGGGSSSS

BEN DIE THE FUCKING AUDACITY

TAO DANCING AND TELLING HIS MOM

OMG STFU DAVID

Tori and Charlie 🥰🥰

BEN FUCKING DIE STOP

Paris squad 🥖

Darcy :(

Aww Issac. hunnn

OH MY GOD BEN DIE

NARLIE PROM

ELLE GOT IN

DARCY IN A SUIT

Issac is gonna come outtt!!! Kinda

PREACH ISSAC!!!!!!!

GAY ART EXHIBIT

Oh nooo taooooo babyyyy

ARO ACE HELP FOR ISSAC!!!!

Poor Darcy 😕

IMOGENNNN… Sahar 😉

OMG ELLE PAINTED THE GROUP 🥰

OH MY GOD BEN WHY ARE YOU HERE???????!!??!?!?

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

POP OFF CHARLIEEEEEE!!! 🖤🖤

THE DINNER AHHHHHHHH

DAVID STOP

YAY TORI

YOU CAN DO IT NICK

YAYYYYYYYYY ABAHSHSHDHDHJDH

KICK THE FUCKING PHONE TORI!!!

OMG HE LOOKED UP ED’S 😭😭

I HATE DARCYS MOM

COLORS OF YOUUUUU

OMG NICKKKK 🥰

TAO AND ELLE AND BF AND GFFFF

PARTY SET UPPP

GAY TEACHERSSSSSS

Charlie baby please eat :(

I love the tao and nick friendship 🥰

Tao opening up :)) 

THEY LOOK SO HANDSOME IN THEIR PROM OUTFITS

Poor darcy 😕

OMG ELLE LOOKS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAA AND TAO AHSHSHDH

NICK AND RUGBY MATESSS

OMG BELLA BELLA AAAAAAAAA

OMG ISSAC AND THE ACE BOOK

TEACHERSSSSSSS

OMG IMOGEN AND SAHAR

ITS GONNA HAPPEN HOLY SHIT

I’m so happy for nick and charlie 🥰🥰

Oh no tara is gonna see darcy’s mom

Darcy baby :(((

TARADARCY

MY BABIES ARE HAVING THEIR OWN LITTL ENIGHT TOGETHER

THE LITTLE BABY KISSES

OH MY GOD OH NO A DEEP TALK

Oh it was The talk

NICK ALMOSY SAID I LOVE YOU

UR SO PRETTYYYYYYY

YOU CANT END IT LIKE THAT

[mountttmase]

HIIIIIII

Running errands day had to be one of your favourite days. Walking round your favourite shops, smelling all the different fabric conditioners and checking out what new snacks they had got you so excited so you made sure you were up and dressed to leave as soon as you possibly could. I NEED ONE DAY LIKE THAT

‘Power cut’ he shrugged, pulling you in by your waist so he could place a soft kiss on the tip of your nose. ‘The pitch has frozen over outside and it’s fucking freezing inside so they’ve given us the day off’ OH, I LIKE THAT

‘A little bit, but at least we can spend the day together now. I’m thinking we order breakfast and cuddle for a bit’ he winked before kissing your cheek. BABY ERRANDS ARE MORE IMPORTANT AT THE MOMENT

‘Bloody hell, sounds exhilarating’ he laughed sarcastically and you tapped him on the chest in jest. HAHAHAHAH, HE GOT SCARED

‘Fine, you can stay here on your own then’ you winked, moving out of his hold but he pulled you back to him with a huff. MY WOMAN, HES NEVER GOING TO STAY HOME ALONE

‘Buy me lunch and I’ll come’ YOURE THE RICH ONE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP IN CASE YOU FORGOT 🤣BUT I WOULD BUY YOU LUNCH EVERYDAY 😌

‘Don’t want much do you?’ you laughed and he shook his head shyly. ‘Go get changed, I don’t need you sticking out anymore than you already do’ you told him and with a quick kiss to your cheek he was running upstairs, changing out of his training gear and into a sweatshirt and some comfy shorts before you both jumped into the car. AHHAHAHAHHA

‘I mean it’s more like what don’t they sell. Food, home stuff, furniture, toys. It’s like Disneyland for adults’ THE OLACE OF MY DREAMS

‘No way, come on you’ll love it. I’ll let you push the trolly too’ you told him, batting your eyelashes at him before he silently agreed, getting out the car and following you over to where the trolleys were. I LOVE IT WHEN SHE TREATS HIM LIKE A BABY

‘I didn’t even know these existed’ he told you, starting to add them to the trolley already and you wondered if you’d have to step in soon to restrict him. ‘They must import them or something’ I WANT SWEETS TOO NOW

‘I know, sorry. You go get what you need and I’ll come find you’ he told you, not even looking at you as he looked for what other treats they had to offer but you realised you were going to have to stop him now before it got out of hand. HAHAHAHAH MAS9N I'M WITH YOU

‘Mason, sweetheart. You know you’re not allowed all of this stuff’ you told him, picking up everything up out of the trolley and you watched as he pouted and held what he had in his hands close to his chest. ‘You can pick three’ NOOOOO, JUST 3??? 10? OH WAIT THAT WAS IN THE TEASERS

He knew you were right, but he was still going to sulk about it. Grabbing everything into his arms so he could pick his three favourite before putting the rest back and turning to you with a pout so you pulled him into a hug. AHHAHAHAHA POOR BABY

‘Good boy’ you whispered, kissing his lips as he blushed and squeezed your bum gently. HE DEFINITELY IS

‘I don’t think i have any thoughts about that particular subject’ he told you, taking a sniff before pulling a face like he didn’t like it. He made a point of smelling each one after that before picking his favourite and you popped it in the trolley along with some washing tablets. ‘I didn’t have you down as an ocean escape kind of man’ you teased but he just rolled his eyes at you before helping grab everything else such as dishwasher tablets and washing up sponges. I LOVE HOW NATURAL SHE BECAME AROUND HIM AND HOW MUCH SHE TEASES HIM

‘You wait, I’m gonna come in here on my own and get everything I want so you can’t tell me no’ HAAHHAHAHAH HE IS A BABYYY

‘Pretty strong words coming from a man who didn’t even want to come in at first’ ‘Well I was young and naive back then’ he laughed, kissing your nose as you smiled up at him, pulling him around the rest of the shop so you could pick up some things for the bathroom and you let him get lost in the toy section, picking out a few things for Summer and Mila for the next time they came around. AHHAHAHAHAH, I WAS YOUNG BACK THEN KILLED ME

‘If you must’ he laughed, watching you root around in the bag to find him his things. ‘When I said you can buy me lunch I was hoping I got to pick’ YOU'RE ASKING TOO MUCH

‘Yes, my favourite food colour. But I think you’ll find the pepperoni is red’ you winked and he gave up trying to argue with you, digging in and if you didn’t know any better you’d think he was enjoying it. ‘You ready for cake?’ You asked when you noticed he was all done and he nodded whilst gulping down half of his Pepsi. ‘I got you two to choose from, I’ll have the other’ you told him, pulling out the little bags and peeking inside. ‘So there’s a yumyum in here or Tottenham cake in here’ NOT ME BEING LIKE THIS 🤔 IN FRONT OF EVERY ONE OF THIS DISHES 🤣

‘You expect me to eat something that has the word Tottenham in it, are you insane?’ I KNEW THAT WAS COMING

‘Maybe you can save me a bit and I’ll try it’ he teased it you made it your mission to eat the whole thing so he couldn’t but you were too full up to finish and he smiled when you offered him a bite. ‘Not bad, we’ll have to call it something else though’ AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH HE LIKED IT

‘Well my dad always used to call it shit cake’ you told him, watching his face turn to a look of surprise as you never mentioned your parents but he smiled warmly at you. Letting you know it was okay to talk about them if you wanted to as he gently took your hand so he could kiss your knuckles. OH, NEXT CHAPTER HAD A PIC OF A BABY AND THEIR DAD AS A TEASR, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME LOZ?

‘Cause Tottenham are shit’ you laughed and he nodded enthusiastically at you. HE AND HER DAD ARE GOING TO LIKE EACH OTHER

‘Then we must carry on the tradition’ he winked before starting the car up again. ‘So Sainsbury’s then home?’ He asked and you nodded as you got yourself plugged in. ‘I think I’ll get painting straight away when we get in, it’s only the one wall isn’t it? I can try and burn some of this lunch off’ he laughed and you gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before you set off. IF THEY'LL PAINT TOGETHER I WILL DIE, I'M TELLING YOU THAT IN ADVANCE

He’d stripped down to just his shorts, his bare back facing you and you let your eyes flicker over him. Your mouth almost watering at the way his muscles danced under his skin with every move of the brush and you hand to hold yourself back from going over to place kisses all over him. DO WE THINK HE'S GOING TO FINISH THE PAINTING? OBVIOUSLY NO

‘You gonna stand there looking at me all day or are you gonna help?’ He teased but you stayed rooted to the spot. I THINK I'LL JUST ADMIRE YOU

‘I think I might stay here, I’ve got a pretty good view’ you told him, a sense of triumph washing over you at the way he blushed from your words. ‘I’ll just get changed and I’ll come help’ you told him, changing into an old pair of shorts and a sports bra that you didn’t mind getting messy. His eyes were all over you when you got back, you ignored him though and picked up the small brush so could could start neatening the edges up and with a kiss to your cheek he carried on himself. I DIED

The pair of you chatted over the low music in the background, him giving you his opinion on your thoughts for the room and making plans to pick up the last of your stuff before you had to give your keys back. It didn’t take that much longer for you to finish and you didn’t know what came over you but with your last drop of paint you’d dragged the brush across his chest and down his abs casing him to look at you with his mouth agape. OH, Y/N???🤭🤭🤭🫣😏

He was kissing you right away though, silencing any protests as he trailed his paint covered hands down your neck and the pair of you laughed into each others mouths before pulling back. OH MY BABIES, I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH

‘We best go get cleaned up, I’ll get the shower going and then we can make some dinner’ he told you, leaving you to quickly tidy up the paintbrushes before joining him. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THIS SHOWER???

‘Come on, it’s ready now. I’ll help you get it off’ he offered, both undressing and heading in so you could clean each other off. Once all the paint was washed off of your body he turned you around, grabbing some shampoo and squeezing it onto your hair before starting to massage it in. His fingers were like magic, your knees almost buckling under you as he massaged your head and you hummed appreciatively. ‘How’s that?’ CAN HE PLEASE WASH MY HAIR TOO?

Once out, he handed you a towel for you hair before reaching to the towel warmer to grab one he’d put on there for you just before you’d come into the bathroom and you smiled as he wrapped the warm fabric around you as he grabbed his own. The mirror was foggy but you attempted to wipe it so you could check all the paint had gone and you smiled when you noticed you were now paint free. OH MY BIG LOVES, MUM AND DAD FOR EVER AND EVER

‘Baby?’ Mason quietly said once you were fully dressed and you turned to find your boyfriend looking at you shyly, the bridge of his nose a deep red and you raised your brows at him to get him to carry on. ‘Could i dry your hair for you?’ LOZ YOU'RE KILLING ME TODAY

You couldn’t stop the smile on your face as he dried your hair, being as careful as he could while running his fingers through it to stop it tangling and you couldn’t help but reach out to touch his calf that was next to you so you could trace gentle shapes into his skin. Needing to feel him in some way as everything felt so intimate but you felt your heart race when he turned the dryer off and began section your hair out so he could plait it. THAT'S HEALING MY INNER CHILD

‘You don’t mind, do you?’ He asked but you knew your voice would falter if you tried to speak so you shook your head to let him know it was fine to carry on, blushing even harder as he kissed the back of your head. ‘I’ve been practicing on Summer so I can get it right’ he laughed, carefully weaving your hair into two neat braids before securing it with a hair bobble. DO WHAT YOU WANT TO KILL ME

‘You’re so pretty’ ‘Oh shush’ you laughed but he grabbed your face so he could keep looking at you. MUM AND DAD

‘I’ve just had a really nice day with you. I know we don’t get to do things like this often but every time we do it just reminds me that it’s all worth it, you know? And I love you so much and I love spending time with you. I’m just really happy’ OH MY GOD, HOW DO WE CAME SO FAR? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

‘I want you first’ you murmured and your confession made him moan into your mouth as his pressed his hips against yours. ‘You promised to be my good boy when we got back remember’ SHE GOT A POINT MOUNT

‘Go sit up there for me’ you whispered, nodding towards the headboard and with one final kiss he was crawling up the bed to sit where you’d told him to. WE ARE GETTING SUBBY MASON???

‘I want you to touch yourself for me, Masey. Make yourself ready for me’ OHHHHH☺️☺️☺️

‘Touch yourself. Show me how good you can make yourself feel before it’s my turn’ you told him lowly and the tiny whimper he let slip soaked you immediately. You knew there was no way you’d be able to watch him get himself off without giving yourself some relief so you bought one leg in, hovering over just the one thigh now before sinking down so you could ride it. I THINK I'M IN PARADISE

If there was a moment in time you wish you could freeze it would be this one. The anticipation, the look of lust on his face and the way his eyes were wide as he squeezed your hips as you lowered yourself onto him. He felt delicious as he stretched you out and you knew you wanted to torture him a little bit so when he was fully in you moved your hips as slow as possible. OMG🫠🫠🫠🫠

‘Nuh uh’ you breathed, your lips littering small kisses all over his cheeks but you ignored his pouty lips. You could tell he wanted to kiss you but you laid no attention to him. ‘Come on Mase, be my good boy and take it’ you breathed, revelling in the way he groaned at your words before his hands traveled down to hold your bum in a tight grip. ‘You feel so good, Mase. You like it when I fuck you like this, don’t you’ SHE'S SUCH A TEASE

He pulled you into his arms instantly, his head hidden away in your neck as you both tried to calm down and once you knew he probably was you tried to pull back however he didn’t seem to want to let you, pulling you tighter into him if possible. OH🥹🥹🥹🥹

‘Mase?’ You laughed, being a bit more forceful this time and whilst you were able to free yourself he was still hiding his face. ‘Hey, what’s wrong?’ HE'S JUST SO IN LOVE WITH YOU

‘Perfect’ he smiled before you leant down to kiss him again. ‘You’re absolute insane, do you know that?’ SHE DOES

GIRL

YOU KILLED ME IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

I LOVED THAT, IT WAS PERFECTION

THE PERFECT DAY WITH THE OERFECT ENDING

I LOVED ALL THE TEASING BETWEEN THEM AND ALLLLL THE LOVE

CAUSE GIRL YOU CAN FEEL THIS TWO LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE ANYONE BEFORE

WOW, JUST WOW

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS JOURNEY

I CANT WAIT TO KNOW IF I'M RIGHT AND SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH HER DAD IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

CAN SUNDAY COME FASTER?

AND I FORGOT, THE HAIR PART LITERALLY HEALED MY INNER CHILD, I FELT SO COMFORTED🥹

YOU DON'T WRITE YOU CREATE WORK OF ARTS, PLEASE NEVER STOP🥹🥹🥹🩷🩷🩷

I LOVE THIS THANK YOU

this really is the highlight of posting cause I get to basically read the fic again but with you 🥺

I’m so glad you loved it and you can feel how much they love each other cause they really do 🥺

Love you so much 🩷🩷🩷 and of course I’ll keep writing even if it’s just you reading 😂🩷

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

Augh he was trying to be helpful :(( poor babyyy AND IT WAS A FUCKING BLACKOUT

You had to leave him alone in the dark

Oh God I think this was the saddest time that I've gotten Glisten in a run yet :(((

He was directly by the elevator when the floor started, and he was LITERALLY LEADING ME TO ALL OF THE MACHINES. Like his pathing was going straight to EVERY machine EVERY time and he was staying in a relatively close area the whole time I was doing them. Guys I'm in tears. In shambles.

It made it that much worse when I had to leave the floor because he was just on my tail the whole time because he would NOT leave the area of the last machine. God. Guys who put a waterfall in my eyes.

[roz-ani]

WHAT IS SHE DOING TO MY BOY?! 

[anime-love31]

(Credit to @ Tamelee for the image 🖤 didn’t want to tag incase they weren’t cool with smut but you can find them :) )

NSFW Gojo 🤍

——————

Gojo’s long slender arms broke the waters tension as he swam toward you. Smile playing on the white haired sorcerers lips as he reached your legs and bit into your thigh under the water. You squealed and your hands found his shoulders as he came up from under the water, his own hands wrapped around your thighs. You tisked him as his icy blue eyes shone into yours. “Haiii babyyy” Gojo whispered, his smile spreading across his face. You blushed and leaned forward to give him a peck on the lips. “Hai babeee” you said back in a squeal as Satoru’s hands squeezed your thighs. You giggled and Satoru leaned his head to rest on your chest as he lifted you to wrap your legs around his hips, settling you against him. Soft kisses were placed above your swim suit top. That top exposed your chest, shoulders and belly all to Gojo and he loved it. Soft blue eyes made their way to catch yours as he but your chest softly and sucked. You moaned softly and bit your lip. You tilted your head back as Gojo moved his lips up to your neck and planted soft kisses. Feeling your heart rate pick up underneath his tongue on your throat made Gojo’s pulse quicken. He softly rutted against you under the water and that caught you off guard. “Mm. S’good. I am so blessed to be yours.” Gojo whispered into your ear as you locked your legs around his back, your hands going up to where his blindfold was around his hair, fingers tangling under the blindfold into the soft White hair. Your heart fluttered when he straightened himself up and he looked into your eyes. “Love you so much.” Gojo whispered again even softer as you lifted the blindfold slowly off his head even more and put it to the top of his forehead. “I love you Toru always.” You spoke softly before you leaned to kiss him. Spinning you around in the water as he kissed you back.

Gojo lifted you and set you on the edge of the pool as he sunk down in the water and placed a kiss on your belly. “Ugh fuck Satoru Gojo marry me. Damn.” You sighed out as Gojo moved down to kiss your soaking wet thigh. Playful and gentle he kisses all over. You placed your hands on the concrete behind you and leaned back to give Gojo some room. Gojo smirked and tisked softly. “Not yet sugar.. soon.” Gojo said as he sunk his teeth into your thigh causing a loud moan to ripple through you. You groaned when he pulled back and quickly swam away. You shook your head and jumped back into the pool and swam after him. Before you could catch up to him Nanami and Itadori came out in conversation. Gojo quickly jumped out and ran to hide behind them. You got out of the water before you remembered all the bite marks across your neck and chest. Nanami and Itadori both looked at you and they giggled. “Looks like Gojo has been busy” Nanami said to you, giving Gojo a soft shoulder slap. You blushed hard and tried to cover your neck with your arms. They all laughed and you blushed even harder. Face all red. Itadori shook his head and pulled Nanami into the pool with him after saying “leave the poor girl alone..” Gojo realized his shield was gone and you tackled him onto a chair. Straddling him you leaned your head down into his neck and started to leave small marks for him. Gojo softly moaned and his hands found your back. You left him so pretty marks and he whispered into your ear “be careful beautiful.. I’ll fuck you right in front of them..”. You shivered and bit him again.

Gojo’s semi hardness poked you in the belly and his eyes darkened a little. “You wouldn’t..” you whispered into his ear. Gojo raised his eyebrow before his slender fingers found your back strap of your top and quietly undid it, the pads of his fingers rubbing the skin. You moaned softly and blushed again. “I wouldn’t?” Gojo said as he slowly pulled the top down off your shoulders. You squeaked softly and said “Satoru! They are right there across the water!!” Gojo smirked and he dropped it beside the chair, his hands going down to your ass. “Oh if they pay that much attention I guess they get a show..” Gojo said as he looked over to the two swimming together, Yuji in Kentos lap. Gojo smiled and returned his attention to you. Before you knew it Gojo had the towel around your back and hips. His fingers were untying the bottoms you had on and he whispered into your ear “fuck I’m so glad you got tie bottoms.. “ as his hands pulled them off you and you slid up slightly to let him pull them off. This wasn’t the first time you’ve did something so risky. Gojo’s eyes caught yours as he slid his fingers down between your thighs and began to softly rub you. A slightly shocked moan passed your lips and you buried your head quickly to stifle the noise. Gojo slowly sunk his fingers into you and curled them, causing another moan to ripple out. “‘Hm that’s it. You are such a good girl.” Gojo moaned into your ear and he started to move his fingers. You cling onto him as he pleasured you. You bit into his shoulder when he hooked his fingers into your spot. God did he fill you with both his fingers and himself perfectly. Gojo watched your face twist into pleasure as he sped up. You whimpered as he worked his fingers even deeper and your thighs began to tremble. “Gotta be quite for me.” Gojo said as he moved even faster pushing you toward the edge. You whined and your hands squeezed his arms. “S’close Toru.. please” you whimpered and your nails dig into his skin. “Come on.” Satoru replied and curled his fingers again. You moaned against his chest and you seen stars as he pushed you over the edge.

While letting you catch your breath, Gojo’s hands wrapped around your shoulders, after he brought his fingers to his lips and tasted you. You blushed at the action and laid your head on his chest. Both of you were watching Nanami and Itadori kiss in the pool and Nanami leaned down to whisper something in Itadori’s ear that caused him to go bright red and they caught you and Gojo looking at them. You blushed in return and looked away. When you turned back to watch them again Nanami was behind Yuji and Yuji’s head was leaned back on Nanami’s shoulders, his mouth was fell open as Nanami’s hand moved under the now slightly dark water. The sun was starting to set and the pool lights came on. The sunset casted light over Itadoris face and it was adorable. You squealed and looked away. Gojo was rubbing your back. His attention was on you. “Wanna fuck you.. S’good I wanna take you right here” Gojo said as you finally realized he was hard against you. “Please..” you whispered as your hands found his shorts and you tried to pull them down. Gojo smirked and lifted his lips slightly. “Don’t cause a scene and I’ll fuck you..” Gojo whispered into your ear as he slowly slid himself into you. Gojo held you steady as he began to rock his hips into you. You groaned and Gojo used his left hand to pull his blindfold off, offering it to your lips. You let him put it in your mouth and around your head. As Gojo’s hand tangled into your hair he thrusted up into you. You moaned loudly and steadied yourself against his shoulders. It was dark now and you two were just shadows. Gojo got up to speed and his hand pulled your hair as he pounded up into you causing you into a fit of moans. “That’s it.. take me” he moaned out and he got lost in fucking you he forgot anyone else was out there. Nanami and Itadori both yelled “fuck.. get a room..” and a moan ripped from blushing itadori’s lips. “Well.. hmm.. d-don’t fuckin stare ya pervs…” Gojo yelled back with a moan as he found your sweet spot. You got tight around Gojo when you realized you were being watched now. Gojo moaned deeper and said “you watching me fuck her huh?” That was directed at them both. No response and Gojo went at you with all his might. You began to pant and you had his back and shoulders all scratched up trying to fight your orgasm down. Gojo thrusted sloppily and he said “now.. now cum.. For me.” Gojo moaned at the same time as you did and both of you were left riding out an orgasm that left your vision fucked up. You both were coming down from the high when Kento said “what a show you gave us Gojo..” as he appeared behind you two. Luckily the towel still covered what Gojo’s arms couldn’t. Gojo winked at his best friend and said “it’s all her she’s the star.” You smacked his chest softly with a laugh. Nanami was carrying fucked out itadori on his back. Yuji raised his head and looked at you then laid back down. “See ya tomorrow for mission briefing for the new curses that have been seen around.” Nanami said as he carried Yuji into the hotel. Gojo kissed your head And lifted you up as he stood and pulled his shorts back on with his free hand. He wrapped you in the towel, picked up your swim suit and carried you inside.

[aishiteruuu]

ஐ Him getting jealous over you.

Warnings — Cursing, Jealously, Slight blood warning. Yelling. Mentions of "Plebian" and degrading. Implied Naegami. Insecure Kazuichi. Leon, he basically is his own warning. Slight NSFW. Fluff. Mentions of breaking up. Using of alcohol. Female reader.

WC — 1.5k!

Song rec: Look at my boyfriend - Katrina Stuart ♪ & A-Wall - Loverboy ♪

All characters are of age. Don't nuke my state.

ஐ Characters ; Kazuichi Souda, Leon Kawada, Rantaro Amami.

— Leon ;

Today was your 5th anniversary! You and Leon were out on a boardwalk date! It was such fun. Leon had won you your 5th Duckie plush in a row. Leon was really competitive against anyone who tried to win your heart. Even himself.

"Hey-heyyy! Babyyy! Wanna see me toss this ball all the way to.. that stadium?" He asked, snaking an arm around your waist. You noticed he kept eyeing a duo of boys behind you. "Or maybe we can fly other ways?~"

"Sure! Just.. try and be careful though, ok?" You warned him with a nervous smile, watching him sprint. "You got it, baby!"

~ Leon snickered, winking at the boys behind you. He thought that little stunt would be enough. Wrong.

"Heyyy~ Whatcha doing here alone now? Your boy leave you for dead or sum? That's bad manners. Wanna come with us?" One of the boys asked, putting his elbow on your shoulder. "No thanks. I'm waiting for someone to come back."

"C'mon little lady, We can show you how real gentlemen are.. If you come wit-"

~ You sighed. Seeing a baseball hit one of the boys square in his nose.

"Shit! What the hell?-" The boy panicked, helping his friend up. "Who the hell threw it?!"

"Hm? Whaddya gonna do about it, bitchy-boy?" Leon asked, appearing on the side of him. "I put hands on you, when you put hands on my girl." Leon added, punching the boy's cheek.

You grabbed Leon's arm, and pulled him back. "Leon! You're going to get us arrested!"

"Wow. Can you not? You just got that low leveled Maggot's blood on my Italian leathered shoes." Togami scoffed. "I ought to have all four of you arrested. Especially you, red-head. Your horrible throwing skills hit Naegi."

Naegi sighed. "It was only a graze! I told him it was fine, but he insisted on walking all the way here to-" Togami plucked Naegi's forehead, and shushed him. "Let's not say too much, Makoto."

"..Right. And why should I care? Not like you can put a price on that face anyway." Leon asked, rubbing the back of his head.

"You're one to talk. You have all those holes in your face, I don't know which one Y/n kisses."

"You don't wanna go there, Trust fund." Leon growled, clenching his ringed fist.

"Oh? I'm sure she'd be much obliged to be occupying her time with someone much more.. Presentable, you high-key plebian." Togami shot back, wiping his glasses. "Hasn't anyone told you? Say it. Thy should not spray it." Togami said, taking off his glasses.

"Togami! Let's go! This isn't even our argument. I'll.. drag you if I have too." Naegi said, pulling the boy. "Yeah! Leon, don't engage in this!" You said, holding Leon tighter.

"Fine. Whatever.. I'll sue you later, lizard-breath." Togami said, shifting to hold Naegi's hand.

"..Wow. That was." You sighed, "You're a handful, babe."

"Heh. Be glad you got two hands, baby. Now.. How about you use them for something even more fun?~"

— Kazuichi ;

"Babe?! How are you beating me?!"" Kazuichi asked, swerving in his virtual car. You giggled, teasing him a bit more. "I thought the ultimate mechanic was good with cars?"

"I-I am!! You're just.. Having a fluke streak!!" He smiled back, giving you a playful shove. "I'm gonna beat you!" He slightly shouted, attracting attention.

A boy walked over, putting his quarter against the screen. "Me next. Against the winner." Eventually, Kazuichi scooted to make room for the boy. After 2 minutes, Kazuichi was starting to get anxious after the boys compliments.

"Oh? I didn't know girls could be this good!"

"How about you visit my place so we can play some other games?"

"Heh.. You beat me again and I think I might fall for you~"

~ Kazuichi clenched his fist, but didn't speak up. You noticed. The poor boy can't defend himself quite good yet. So you did it for him.

You paused. "Whoops.. I died! I guess I can't play anymore." You said, walking away. "Hey. Wait. You still have lives left-"

"I said I'm done playing. How about you play with the little kid who's been waiting for a turn?" You added, holding kazuichi's hand. "Let's ditch, babe."

"W-What was that back there..? I c-could've handled it..!" Kazuichi started, holding your hand tighter. "I know. But I did it for you. Now we can play at home!"

"You didn't like the arcade date? The employee, Kenma gave us free snacks- But if it was bad, I'll do better!" Kazuichi shouted, kissing your cheek. "I-I'll show you! We'll even play some better games at home!"

"Hm..? Better games you say?"

— Rantaro ;

"Woah.. Angel, I- You're dressed nice.." Rantaro said, taking your hand. Motorcycle rides with Rantaro were always nice. Sometimes he even let you drive, but today, he was treating you. Anywhere you wanted to go, you were there. "Angel, are you comfortable?"

You hugged his back, and kissed the back of his neck. "Only when I'm with you." Rantaro blushed at the statement, and winked at you.

"We're here, lovely." Rantaro said, helping you off the motorcycle. "Do you wanna wear my skates, or should I find you a pair?" You told him whatever was fine, wrapping your arms around his neck. Rantaro wrapped his arms around his waist, and connected your lips. You both stayed liked this for a good minute or so, before someone cleared their throat, and said..

"I love seeing young love, but.. Kids, there are children around!" The person said, pushing you along. "At least do it inside!"

Rantaro smiled, and gave you another wink. God you loved eachother so much. "Ok lovely, I'll go try and find you a pair of skates. Wait around here for me?"

You nodded, telling him to take his time.

~ Stay his forever.

There was feedback, and then a voice from a speaker.

"Welcome one, welcome all! To the greatest couple's skate of them all! Please find your other half, and get to the skate floor!"

that's when a hand tapped your shoulder. "Oh! Amai-" No. It wasn't.

"Who's that sugarlips? C'mere, we're gonna miss the dance." The boy said, trying to pull you to the floor. He sipped his Styrofoam, and tried to pull you by his side.

"Sorry. I'm not who you're looking for, sir." You told him, pulling away. The boy gripped tighter, and pulled you. Then he slurred, and you fell on top of him.

"Ew.." You said, picking yourself up. When you stood up, you were met with a dough-eyed Rantaro. "Amai!! There you are!"

He was a little quiet before saying.. "I know you might have a connection with him, but, please. Don't break up with me just yet." He said, rubbing your cheek with his thumb.

"Amai. I'd never break up with you. I promise I'd never leave you, My little adventurer." You said, kissing his cheek. "Now let's go skate, yeah?"

Tags: @madamevalkyriee <3

[stimmypaw]

Stimmypaw reads Darkest Night! The fourth text post!

Back with these uh live reading comments! Remember those? yeah! I'm on the fourth book of Warrior Cats: A Vision of Shadows :D I read The Apprentice's Quest and Thunder and Shadow and Shattered Sky and now!! I'm here :D and boy did I have a time. Click read more to see it!

NEEDLETAIL?????????

Needletail???????????

What?????

OH???????

Wh THIS GUY IS TALKIN 2 DEAD PEOPLE????

HOW WHO IS THAT

OH MY GOD

These guys are weak and dumb skyclan is epic and sharing the territory with them is good, but of course sparkpelt isn't dealing well with change wink wink nudge wink nudge nudge huh???? (this is a nod to how I project into her and say shes autistic)

I am getting anxious for tinycloud SERIOUSLY how much longer until those kits??? Everyday you show up and its WOW my tummy ssure is HUGE AND BULGING I just Wonder Oh When They'll Be Born, probably pretty soon!!! :) and then they arent!!!! Birth dammit!!!

Cherryfall cut the sick and hurt cats some slack jeez youre Fine, youre not feeding half the forest and you have THREE medicine cats ready to help you if youre not feeling well

Bastard Cherryfall I hate you /lh

Dovewing and Tigerheart have relationship drama again. What is UP with those two I simply do not understand them

Watching Bramblestar trying to control this bizarre situation is actually funny he is so close to screaming "PLEASE dont be mad :c"

SOON WHEN???? JUST KIT THOSE KITTENS DAMMIT

Get her, Alderheart

They LITERALLY said something about sharing the territory, they were like "Stars have five points baby and we need those 5 clans togetherrrr" what else do these cats want??? I know its a big change but its necessary

Wait everyone shut up that cat is named Podlight this is so important to me

Dang these cats are really still struggling :c I wish they didnt blame each other

Harestar is so cool

What the FUCK mistystar????

God what a disaster of a gathering Starclan is gonna be so pissed everyone is doing the opposite of what they should

I was holding my breath oof

I hope thunderclan gives some territory too thats too small a space for Skyclan

Oh boy oh boy oh boy i am Anxious for these Kitties

Violetpaw is me having nightmares every night

Macgyver is a heavily gringue name and I have No Clue how to say it how the hell do you say it

Update its either Mick Guyver or Mac Guyver apparently

Its fun to see how different the sisters are from one another, I love them both

I also love their mom with the name identical to puddleshine wish I got to meet her

IM CRYING BRO........M...MDB.....NFBANN.....VIOLETPAW BELONGS MY DARLING MY DAUGHTER

Sadly Twigpaw is for gender binarism 😔 /j

Twigpaw is often in her thoughts and doesn't pay attention to anything around her and I love her for that

Bad news Finpaw is gonna lose his tail, good news I can draw his tail fin-shaped

Puddleshine surgeon moment!!!

I love Graystripe and Millie

And I love that being flirty is a part of Sparkpelt's personality, I don't know what Alderheart is talking about she's always been dandelion-headed

Ok this is epic, I’m glad we’re breaking gender roles in Warrior Cats my heart dropped when the books called Briarlight cr*ppled, that’s the thing they promised not to do anymore recently right? I’m not sure but, I could use some uh less ableism on my Warrior Cats, the series is old but the newer books should be better, so yeah, good modernize these cats babyyy

OH COOL Skyclan journey!!! Fun I hope they find someone :] also fuck Molewhisker and Cherryfall bastards.

Jayfeather is gonna miss Alderheart too much for him to leave hehehe

ALL of Starclan showed up just to call out Riverclan pahahah

oooo is shadowclan haunted?????

FINALLY TINYCLOUD IS KITTING YES GOD YES GO QUEEN GOOOO!!!!

I wonder why Twigpaw wants to stay behind, there has to be more than just the camp stuff

"I wish I were more positive like Twigpaw, but at least I'm just as scarred by the death of my loved ones as my dad :] I like being like him"

Violetpaw witnesses a car crash 😔 that was a bit messy what happened to those cars also why the hell was one of them smaller was it a bike??? Or ???? Idk what's up with it!!!

Needletail just happens to have slow-down turned on for her on the discord chat so she can only say like a few words each hour :/ why the hell is she here tho Violetpaw needs to get OVER your death!!!!

This short exchange has made me love Dewpaw

Also, I love Twigpaw, I still wonder why she stayed behind tho

Ahh, is it cus she feels too estranged from her family :c ? I wish her mom was around maybe that would help

Jee Twigpaw be a tad more empathic, I can see Twigpaw struggles with that sometimes

You can't cheer him up right now he's grieving, just find him on common ground, talk to him, don't try to make him happy just try to keep him company

Oh wow finpaw that's a dangerous thing to say I hope Twigpaw doesn't crumble under the pressure to never be sad because people like her because she's happy and her being sad would be bad

ALSO I JUST REMMEMBRERD UH TWIGPAW MENTIONED BRIARLIGHT BUT BERRYNOSE IS RIGHT THERE???? HE IS RIGHT HE DIDNT DIE OFF SCREEN IM SURE OF IT WAIY

BERRYNOSS IS RIGHT THERE I CHDCKED!!!! HE LOST HIS TAIL TOO AND HES A GREAT WARRIOR, TWIGPAW!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED IT ITS MORE RELATABLE

Okay I'm glad they're getting along this is nice

Oh look twigpaw you Are like your father :] this is cute

Skyclan begins to fish competitively I'm glad

I like it when medicine cats bicker about their leader's behaviors ehheheh, Jayfeather talking about how weak Shadowclan is, Alderheart being annoyed at his father for wanting to stay silent, the others worried about the tensions this is all cheff the kisser

Jayfeather spitting the truths about how Starclan doesn't know shit, and he is very much one to speak

Puddleshine: Rowanstar stepped up the patrols :c

Leadstar: He has warriors enough for that?? Damn good for him

Dang poor Skyclan I hope they manage stuff better soon

Oooo the girls are fighting!!!

Alderheart starclan anxiety time dang

Sheep :]

Needletail :[

I'm sad Ravenpaw isn't here, this is a lovely reunion scene but knowing Barley will be alone when they all leave breaks my heart

Oh, maybe not, but if they stay I'll be sad also cus Skyclan needs its warriors

Aw man, Twigpaw is struggling :c

OUCH

I WANT SKYCLAN 2 SWIM THO......

Omg crimes

That sounds kinda possessive twigpaw!

DOVEWING?????

T

WhHAHAGAHAHA WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

omg tigerstar 2 real

Whats he gonna do to rowanstar???

ALRIGHT THATA OVER THEN PAHAHA

Aw, I'm glad they're having fun tho, and that twigpaw sees herself as skyclan

Alderheart, as he meets someone for the first time in a while: ARE YOU OKAY???

Blackstar protagonist moment

The medicine cats: our gods are toying with us again and destiny is uncertain

Leaders: I cannot DO this right now PLEASE leave and let me care for The Real Issues

Alderheart: YOU WILL hang out at my house Willowshine this isn't up for debate

Riverclan suffered enough and it's their turn to throw a tantrum about it, honestly good for them hsghahah

Alderheart asks his father to go on a quest to check people's feet

WHAT THR HELL IS A CANTANKEROUS

Alderheart and Willowpelt sitting there watching Shadowclan fight

This is really funny

HEWWO????

Puddleshine, in his eyes: help help

I love Skyclan

Ok this sounds like it's gonna be very very fun

Mission impossible: Escape From São Paulo

Oh, is Fallowfern deaf? That's so poggers omg I wanna see more of her

Edit: fallowfern is an elder that lost her hearing with age and retired after that happened :/ boring

I love leafstar so much

Juniperclaw: aren't you gonna punish her????

Leafstar: why

Juniperclaw: when I tell rowanstar he's gonna be pissed

Leafstar: don't tell him

Juniperclaw: the fuck is wrong with you and your clan??? Where is everyone???????

Leafstar: busy

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I don't trust abled people specially able-bodied people telling disabled people they just have to train harder and feeling sorry for yourself won't help.

But this is the closest to a positive message to disabled people we have ever had in warriors so I guess I'll take it but I want better

IVYPOOL!!!💖💖💖💖💕

Dang ivypool what a way to show someone you miss them hahaha

Twigpaw: uhhhh how's dovewing?

Ivypool: what do you mean did she do something illegal I'm sure she did

Ivypool is a seriously funny character WHY are you yelling at the young adult about your sisters illegal activities she doesn't know anything about it!!!!

Alderheart goes on an adventure

Feet inspector on the road!!!!

Jasper is so funny I love him

Omg what's he got against clan cats??? What's his sad backstory????

YEESSSS SPARKPELT MY LOVE 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕

Sparkpelt your opinion sucks but I love you

I'm really really glad they had this moment this is really sweet, they hadn't talked for a while but this is genuine like, we hadn't had this sort of relationship in so long in the books with just, dialogue yknow??? THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THINGS

And the pause Sparkpelt takes between her speaking to fix what she's saying "I'm sorry for saving you :c no wait uhh not exactly but like" this is so good so natural so fun I love you sparkpelt

I get why she has a diferent opinion on Skyclan it's good for someone close to Alderheart to have a different mindset from him and for him to have someone like uh be opposites from him a lil yknow contrats his characteristics makes both siblings fun round and full of kitty do you get what I'm saying???

I love this

I love Sparkpelt, love her lil anxious moments, love her, love that she just wants to fool around with toms and enjoys Larksong but doesn't want to get serious you go girl

They wanted to write smart-ass they wanted to write smart-ass so bad

They're doing this in the rain?????

I'm quite certain Violetpaw is a young adult by this point its valid for her to go

Wh why did you let your cat out in the rain dude!!! When it comes back it's gonna dirty up the whole place it's wet out there!!!! And the cold is gonna get in the house!!!!!!!

I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH OH LORD

That was SO INTENSE AND SO FUNNY AND SO MUCH, IM SO GLAD SHE MADE IT I GOT SCARED

Oh this is so epic

That moment when your cat nearly dies and then it runs off and you go after it and then a bunch of other cats show up and start running with it

I hope Twigpaw can see the others soon

Glad to see her keeping her medicine cat knowledge ehehehe

???????

Sandynose I hate you you are so abled

Sandynose: I don't want my son to feel distanced from his peers so I'm distancing him from his peers

DOVEWING???

SANDYNOSE SHUT UP IM GOING TO KILL YOU ANS MURDER YOU

I'm so upset with Sandynose WHY isn't leafstar seeing this WHY DOESNG ANYONE SEE THIS SOMSONE PLEASE CONFORT AND LOVE MY CHILD TWIGPAW DOESNT DESERVE THIS

Angry sad upset why

Piscina

Thanks graystripe

Ok who's dying this time

Ok no one just a background cat got hurt he will survive otherwise it would be relevant

This was intense though what will happen now???

YES FINALLY

Oh this is lovely so good they're here!!! The rest of skyclan has arrived and we are all happy together

That dream felt good

NEEDLETAIL??? AGAIN

Where were you at!!!!

What!!!

Check this man's feet how many toes are there this could be good

What

Hegshahwha what the fuck is up with this guy

Okay I like him

Ohhh THATS tree

Change your name if you don't like it you sound trans already

Yeah nothing makes one smarter like dying

This is very fun I'm excited for more of whatever happening

Twigpaw :c

HIS SNIFFLES

Oh no

Hhhhnn I want Twigpaw to be happy so bad, I hate seeing her struggles

Sandynose you are so evil and very detested by me

You can and you SHOULD feel angry at Sandynose he SUCKS and he is being needlessly mean at you!!!!! There are much better ways to bring up the possibility that maybe you'd be happier with thunderclan!!! Fuck off Sandynose

Oh so Snowbush hasn't improved, maybe he will die?

Poor Alderheart

Oh fuck there he goes

Yeah

Aw man, rip to the background cat

That was a heavy death too

Aw, I was hoping the rest of Skyclan would show up before the gathering, maybe just after it???

I wonder what's going on in Shadowclan

TIGERHEARTS MISSING HUH???

The couple was kidnapped

HUH????

Oh my lord oh fuck

Can't anyone step up to lead why do they depend on Tigerheart so much???

Jesus christ

Alderheart kills his gods

This is so chaotic and funny I'm worried as hell for shadowclan but excited a lot is happening

HI TREE AGSGAHAH

Tawnypelt >:(

Puddleshine: WAIT DONT KICK HIM OUT, CHECK OUT HIS FREAKY FEET INSTEAD

Oh dear

Twigpaw :c

TWIGPAW :CCCC Man rememebr when I said I hope Twigpaw doesn't crumble under the pressure of being happy for others? yeah

GET OUT SANDYNOSE I DONT CARE YOURE BEING REASOMABLE FOR ONCE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LATER

:C

I'm so heartbroken for them

Uh pdhsgahab okay then

Bye finpaw

Wow that was easy for him

This is fun

I'm still sad as hell

Okay there's a lot going on right now wow

The owl scene was funny as hell to picture, this dramatic prophetic moment and the cats just "uuggh is that a prophecy??? Nooo"

Okay so

There's some shadowclan cats missing, considering the many sleekwhisker maps I'm sure she's up to no good but I have no clue what happened to the others and I hope they're okay

Wow! That was really something

Fantastic ending to a very good book its, definitely a different energy from the third but I'm really enjoying this I'm still excited as hell!!! I got worried things would get kinda bad from here but nope!!!! Very fun stuff for now this is very very good and I am enjoying it

This is definitely one of the most fun arcs I've read so far!!! The drama the stakes the little moments everything is tying together really well into a very fun story I'm enjoying a lot!

I worry for Twigpaw and hope for her happiness, and Violetshine too, hope her and Hawkwing deal well with missing her. Tree is being interesting. Alderheart wasn't much of a focus here but always fun to see him trying to solve the damn prophecy no leaders seem to care about. Mousewhisker was okay??? Lots of very fantastic turns for all events and uh let's see where this all goes next!!!

[a-very-fond-farewell]

The forbidden crack! Untamed prompts: 20/?

CLAMP AU [Wei WuXian & Mo XuanYu are twin brothers edition]: “Yiling BABYLON”

[the reverse!TokyoBabylon au nobody asked for]

[ok. hear me out. I know it sounds weird but. hear me out. this is my second prompt based on a CLAMP work and it will sound far fetched but...trust me. the original manga is named “Tokyo Babylon” and it involves twins of a renowned family of magicians/exorcists working to solve mysteries in their town + a forbidden love between one of said twins and a man belonging to a rival family.]

[reasons why I thought of this prompt based on such source:

1). I know. I am aware. It would have made much more sense to have the Twin Jades of Lan be the exorcists of the situation. but Mo XuanYu deserves to go on adventures as well and, also, the twins in CLAMP’s manga are much more easygoing than the Two Jades so. artistic license. sue me.

2). I wanted Lan WangJi to be ruthless and cold blooded against his will.

3). in this prompt of mine I had to twist a couple of things but.............spare me.

4). the aesthetic bro. the drip.

(which is to say I wanted WWX and MXY to wear the fanciest/most atrocious 80’s/90’s style shit possible. it would have made much more sense for WWX to be the one designing the clothes bc he totally would, but I let poor MXY have his fun with this. also they are both adults in the story)

5). yep. that’s basically it.

anyway, enjoy!]

[under the cut babyyy]

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Fast paced is the existence of what hides festering the darkness and gray areas of the world, especially in a city like Yiling, where spirits of every kind haunts the realm of the living looking for retribution and vengeance. Neon lights flickering aimlessly in the night as mysterious happenings attract the attention of many. Be it a vending machine suddenly dripping blood from every crevice and nook, or a hanged body making its appearance in a public toilet downtown.

Night after night new ghosts slither through the cracks of reality and slip into this world. Like oil stains spreading out in the endless ocean, rotting away in the corners of Yiling, forgotten and free to gather as much resentful energy from every living source as possible day after day. Making it impossible for the residents to sleep peacefully ever again.

Among such chaos a family was allowed to prosper and shine: the Sanren Clan, household of indisputable fame in their approach to grant peace to the dead. Powerful exorcists as they are, they developed a new kind of purification ritual over centuries of serving the emperor, to the point nobody can rival them in the matters of the underworld. Head of the clan is Wei WuXian, twenty-five-year-old grandmaster of demonism with an eye for the occult and a genius mind to aid him in his endeavors. His twin brother XuanYu, although lacking the spiritual energy required to perform full exorcisms alone, was gifted with a talent for memorization and array design that is unrivaled in the entire nation. Despite being born from a lesser known branch of the Sanren Clan, their incommensurable assets were deemed worthy of attention by the elders and they were allowed to participate in night expeditions since they were children.

But the life of a master of the dead is rarely prone to peace and Wei WuXian fears the day his spiritual energy will give up on him and let him be devoured by the souls under his care. Techniques like “Empathy”, for instance, require him to be briefly possessed by ghosts in order to understand how to help them cross the bridge between the two realms; while demonic possession drains his body as well as his memories in exchange to grant a spirit an outburst through his very body. His twin brother worries for him and tries his best to allow them to live normal lives, insisting they live separately from the rest of the Clan to enjoy their youth.

After all, the Wen Family protects them from harm and Wen Qing herself has suggested for other members of the Clan to take over Wei WuXian’s workload whenever possible, so not to overwork him to death. Hence, ever since Elder BaoShan granted XuanYu’s request, the twins, along with their bodyguard Wen Ning and personal physician Wen Qing, have tried to live relatively normal lives as any other young adult their age. Spending their days playing board games and going shopping, visiting new art galleries and practicing sports.

The bond between Wei WuXian and his brother is so deep the eldest knows he is transparent to XuanYu and that no lie will be strong enough to convince him that everything is fine. So he lets his younger brother do as he pleases, helping him around the small clothing design studio where XuanYu works at even if they are rich and technically don’t lack money at all. He also accepts to live in a minuscule apartment with him and their two friends just to indulge his “need to live like normal college students for once”, even if none of them are enrolled in university. Wei WuXian enjoys the little things his brother is determined to give him and tries to relax by day... knowing too well he has to work by night and channel resentful energy for corpses and spirits to peacefully pass the threshold of the otherworld.

The fact that they also made a new friend in the last year is also one of the reasons XuanYu seems so keen on letting his older brother live outside of the Sanren estate. A quiet man in his thirties named Lan WangJi who works as a veterinarian nearby their apartment. XuanYu has noticed for a while how kindly the man treats Wei WuXian, how fondly he answers to the other’s teasing and jokes, how invested he looks in the younger man’s wellbeing. It would be cruel to separate them.

Certainly, the fact that the Lan Clan is known for harvesting assassins since the beginning of time would be a hindrance to their friendship, and the elders would definitely order the twins to go back home. But, since Lan WangJi doesn’t seem interested in following such bloodied path, XuanYu indulges his brother and plays along with every joke and trick, insisting how little the veterinarian fits in the Lan Clan at every opportunity.

Lan WangJi and Wei WuXian already met in the past, during a mission at night when the latter was barely eighteen and a spirit had just ceased possessing his body, leading him to the culprit of their murder. Lan WangJi had just returned from yet another purge, his fingers still holding the guqin string he had used to cut the throats of his Clan’s enemies. Tired and bored of that life, Lan WangJi found Wei WuXian’s presence refreshing for the small time they spent together on Yiling Bridge that particular night. Even if the boy looks out of it after being possessed, carefree and kind, gentle. Impressed with the younger’s ability to empathize with evil creatures, Lan WangJi made a bet with the boy: that they would meet again in the future and that if, after spending one year together, he were to fall for Wei WuXian, he would stop being a killer and leave the Lan Clan for good.

The only thing Wei WuXian remembers of that night was that he revealed his real name to a stranger on a bridge at night, and that now someone in that town lives knowing him as Wei Ying, not Wei WuXian grandmaster of demonism. So he’s always looking for that person, hoping to meet them again, unaware of the truth, believing to have developed feelings for someone whose existence resembles more a dream than anything else.

Now, one year has passed since the day Lan WangJi has entered the twins’ lives and things have changed. Demons and spirits have become more aggressive over the last few months, whispering to Wei WuXian to get them the revenge they deserve, corrupting his mind with persuasive words and violent acts, making his blood boil and his memories fade night after night. After one particularly long mission XuanYu takes his older brother to Lan WangJi in a fit of panic, asking him to help. Blood is gushing out of Wei WuXian’s eyes, ears, mouth and nostrils; the situation escalated almost to the point of no return, now that even Wen Qing is unconscious and has been taken to safety at the Sanren estate by Wen Ning himself. The demon asked for a price too high, shaking Wei WuXian from the inside out to the point he inadvertently pushed Wen Qing out the way and made her hit her head.

But the sight of human blood awakens something in Lan WangJi, something he had tried to forget about and suppress for months the moment he had met Wei WuXian for the second time in his life, one year ago. Something falls in place and as he watches Wei WuXian regain consciousness he breaks one of his arms and tries to kill him.

XuanYu defends his brother with all his might, throwing talismans to the older man’s face until one of them catches him off guard and blinds him in his right eye.

Lan WangJi is forced to escape, but not before XuanYu is able to cast a spell on him. For as long as he will live, XuanYu will always know where Lan WangJi hides and no amount of spiritual energy will erase the trace.

Dragging his sobbing brother back to the estate, XuanYu reveals what happened to Elder BaoShan, feeling guilty for having trusted a Lan despite the warnings. Elder BaoShan tries to heal Wei WuXian’s injuries and make the early signs of qi deviation regress at the best of her abilities, but in doing so she sacrifices her spiritual energy to the point of losing her sight. Wei WuXian, traumatized by Lan WangJi’s betrayal, has a flashback of that mission from seven years ago and realizes the person he was looking for is the man who introduced himself as Lan Zhan.

Heartbroken, Wei WuXian falls in a coma and XuanYu lets the resentful energy overtake him to the point he decides to go look for Lan WangJi and seek revenge himself. He dies in the attempt and the bond with his twin brother breaks, the backlash so strong Wei Ying wakes up and immediately knows his baby brother is no more.

Assuming the worst, he takes his time healing before deciding to look for Lan Zhan himself and kill him for erasing XuanYu’s existence from the face of the earth.

*

[spoiler, MXY was killed by the Lan Elders to keep their location a secret and they used LWJ’s unconscious body as bait to lure him out while he was consumed with resentful energy. in this case LWJ is innocent.]

[parkminijiminie]

Whipped! Jeon Jungkook, Sweet Park Jimin, Boys in love

Jungkook is honestly such a loser in love when it comes to Jimin and I say this lovingly. He's like a highschool girl with a crush, laser focused and totally soft for The Love of his life™️ (capital letters, bold everything because they're meant to be, Jungkook just knows it):

~Coming out with cute acronyms like "OMABE" just to hear him say "Oh my baby"

~Stealing used tissues (it was used by his crush, okay? Leave him alone)

~Answering questions with random compliments: JM:What's the size of your helmet? JK:You're so handsome 😍🤩😲

~Being exciting about answering instead of his crush just to show how well he knows him:

Nobody:...

Jungoo: Jimin likes sour things. Jimin likes SOUR THINGS. For the love of God, hear me out, JIMIN LIKES SOUR THINGS!!!

~Always giving up to let his crush win 'cause what does winning means if baby 🐥 is pouting or God forbid is hot in a SAUNA?! Not on Jungkook's watch

~Paying for a whole trip to Tokyo just to end up filming his precious hyung and did you know that Jimin sleeping in is the most memorable thing JK ever experienced in Japan?!

~Releasing all the inner gay when bae is being his seductive self

crush dancing+water = "Something sexy! Oh sexyy!".. 💦😲👏👏👏😳

~Trailing behind him like a lost puppy and eating up every word of his mouth, even when Jimin is lying in the game. Jungkook could never fulfil his role as a Strict Policemen when Jimin goes 😢😇👄 It's okay, JK, we know you prefer being the one arrested, anyway

~Secrets? Jungkook doesn't know her. He tells his Jiminie everything, as he should, because he knows his baby deserves nothing less 👑

~Buying 484930 beers because Jimin said so, flinging himself across the stage because Jimin said so.. "Whatever you want, Jiminie hyung" 😆🤩

~Making a dork out of himself just to hear his precious hyung laugh and when Jimin does laugh, Jungkook: 😍😍❤😍☺❤🤩😊☺💜💛😍🤩❤❤❤💙❣😚😚😊☺❤😊🤤🤤😚💛💛😍😲🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍❤❤💛❤

...

He really be acting like a boy seeing the love of his life for the first time.. but everytime.. all the time.. even in a room full of people.. even with cameras everywhere.. A complete, love-smacked, infatuated, struck by Cupid fool and I'm living for it.

But it's okay because Jimin is the same way too.

🐰: exists

JM: so funny 😂🤣😭😁😆😄 so cute 😍😘🤩❣😻💗 puppy prince 🐾🐰🐕😍🐾so talented so precious 😇💗💗💗😊💗😍 such a body 💪👀😋🤯😎🤤 oh what a face 😯😯😯 "MY BABYYY" 😻❣🤩😇👶👯‍♂️🤳💋 what a voice, a cover fairy 🧚‍♂️🎤🎧🎶🤩 uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu how athletic 🎳⛸🥋🥊🏋️‍♂️🤺🏆🤤 beautiful holy water 😯💦👅 the most important the most special 🏅🥇🏆🎉🎊 hilarious gorgeous Korean Brad Pitt reincarnated 😚☺😍Who cares about all those other guys with muscles, have you see these THIGHS👄👀😳👀👅 a booty? Is it mine to GROPE 🙌👋🍑✊👀💦Junggoogie Popo? 💋😻

Man, what a couple of smitten, mushy idiots. It almost makes me gross but I love it at the same time (just not around me irl, poor Hobi and Joon)

[senseisyfr]

Don’t Fuck With My Heart !

At Nezumi’s place……..

Nezumi : (was calling Center) Damn, Center..!! Tell me where.. (Gekikara calling her) Gekikara ?? What do you want ?! What ??!! No. Go fuck yourself !!! (Hung up) (taking weapons, leaving)

Nezumi decided then to go to Choukoku and Shibuya’s place to give back her gloves to Choukoku. She was about to knock but she was surprised when she saw the door open. She decided to enter anyway. She heard moans and was excited to surprise Shibuya and Choukoku, just to scare them.

Nezumi : AH !!!!!! AAAH !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku was fucking Center on her couch. The 2 girls jumped, surprised !

Center : N..Nezumi ????

Nezumi : IT CAN’T BE TRUE ?????????!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH CHOUKOKU..!!!!!!! AFTER ALL THE THINGS I’VE DONE FOR YOU, CENTER !!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BETRAYED ME, YOU BETRAYED MEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : Nezumi, I just wanted to..

Gekikara : HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!! (Clapping) HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : YOU SHUT UP FUCKIN SICKO !!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ???????!!!!!!!

Gekikara : I just came to check if you’re mad… HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!! AND YOU’RE REALLY MAD HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

Choukoku : Nezumi, as a friend, Center needed to be comforted, so…

Nezumi : AND WHAT ??????!!!!!! TWO FRIENDS DON’T HAVE SEX TOGETHER, CHOUKOKU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND, THAT’S YOUR WAY TO COMFORT PEOPLE NOW ??????!!!!!!

Choukoku : YOU DID THE SAME WITH ME WHEN WERE AT YOUR PLACE BEFORE !!!!!!!!! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE INNOCENT, YOU LOVED IT WHEN YOU SUCKED ME, YOU WERE LIKE OOHHH MORE MORE AGAIN AGAIIIN GIVE IT TO MEE AAHHH CHOUKOKUU BABYYY !!!!!!!! SAME WHEN I LICKED YOUR DIRTY CUNT !!!!!!!! YOU FORCED ME !!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : DIRTY CUNT DIRTY CUNT, YOU REALLY SEEMED TO LIKE IT, I DIDN’T FEEL LIKE YOU WERE FORCING YOURSELF THAT MUCH !!!!!!!

Center : NEZUMI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD SEX WITH CHOUKOKU ??????!!!!!! YOU HAD SEX WITH CHOUKOKU ??????????!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU CHEATED ON ME TOO AND NOW YOU’RE BLAMING OTHERS ????????!!!!!!!! YOU’RE A FUCKIN BIG LYER !!!!!!!!!! IF I KNEW, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SAKURA IN OUR BED !!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : AH NO !!!!!!!!!!! DON’T START WITH HER PLEASE !!!!!!!! DON’T MENTION HER FUCKIN NAME !!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN A MANIPULATIVE PERSON, NEZUMI, AND IT’LL NEVER CHANGE !!!!!!!!!! YOU TRICKED ME BUT BECAUSE YOU’RE RICH YOU’RE NEVER CAUGHT BENEATH THE WHEEL !!!!!!!!! I’M JUST GIVING IT BACK TO YOU NOW !!!!!!!!!!! YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU’LL HELP ME TO HAVE MY TRAINING CENTER, THAT YOU’LL GIVE ME MONEY BUT YOU NEVER DID AND SET ME UP WHEN SHIBUYA FOUND OUT !!!!!!!!!! SO YOU SHUT UP AND HOW DARE YOU COME HERE WITHOUT KNOCKING ??????!!!!!! POLITENESS IS GOING TO KILL YOU OR WHAT, IT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR RICH PEOPLE TO BE POLITE NOW ???????!!!!!!! YOU CAME FOR WHAT, SCREWING ME UP AGAIN ??????!!!!!! BECAUSE IT WON’T WORK ANYMORE, IT’LL NEVER WORK AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!

Center : I can’t believe it..!!!! YOU PLAYED WITH CHOUKOKU’S FEELINGS FOR MONEY ??????!!!!!! TAKING ADVANTAGE OF POOR PEOPLE !!!!!!!!! YOU’RE DISGUSTING, NEZUMI !!!!!!!!! DON’T YOU HAVE SHAME, DON’T YOU HAVE PITY, DON’T YOU HAVE HEART ?????!!!!!

Nezumi : I..It was… It was just service..!!

Center : YOU’RE LYING !!!!!!!! STOP LYING !!!!!!!!!! I’M TIRED, NEZUMI, YOU KNOW THAT ??????!!!!!! EVERYTIME IT’S THE SAME THING !!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : Thank God I saved my couple, otherwise I don’t know..

Shibuya : (came in, holding hands with the Kabuki Sisters) What the fuck is..???!!! Why are you two naked ????!!!! WHAT THE HELL CENTER IS DOING HERE ?????!!!!! CHOUKOKU !!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, SHE SLEPT WITH YOU ???????!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED HER ????????!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED HER YOU FUCKIN..!!!!!

Choukoku : It was a payback !!!!! Nezu..

Shibuya : PAYBACK ??????!!!!!! PAYBACK FOR WHAT, WHAT PAYBACK ????????!!!!!!!! DON’T YOU THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH DEBT ??????!!!!!! (turning to Nezumi) YOU FUCKIN RAT !!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SURE YOU’RE BEHIND THIS AGAIN, HUH ??????!!!!!! YOU WANNA RUIN MY COUPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : E..EH ???!!! NO, I SWEAR I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING !!!!!!

Center : It’s true, Shibuya !! I’m the one re..

Shibuya : SHUT UP, JUNIOR !!!!!!!

Center : HEY, IT’S CENTER !!!!

Shibuya : I DON’T CARE GODDAMMIT !!!!!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!! (Drinking an entire bottle of whiskey) S-SEE T-THAT BOTTLE..?????!!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKIN HEAD WI..

Kabuki Sisters : (stopping Shibuya) SHIBUYA, NO !!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : AND YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE SIAMESE TWINS, SHIBUYA !!!!!!!!

Kokabuki : HEY !!!!!! WATCH YOUR WORDS !!!!!!

Choukoku : TELL ME, SHIBUYA !!!!!!! YOU TOOK MY EXES !!!!!!!

Shibuya : YEAH, AND WHAT ??????!!!!!! I’M ALONE, I FEEL ALONE EVERYTIME CAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS TRAINING !!!!!!!! AND NOW I HAVE ANOTHER PROOF, YOU’RE TRAINING IN THE BED, IN OUR COUCH !!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : Choukoku, baby why are you not..????!!!!

Everyone : BABY ??????????!!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : NO..!!!! DON’T TELL ME NOW THAT YOU AND GAKURAN..

Gakuran : (proud, big smile) Yeah, we’re together, what’s with those faces ??!! You didn’t know ???!!! 6 months now, wow time flies !!! Why are they naked, is it a strip tease party ???

Shibuya : CHOUKOKUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Drinking strong alcohol) WHAT’S THAT FUCKIN BULLSHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH GAKURAN ???????!!!!!!!

Gakuran : (smiling) Shibuya, stop drinking ! What the hell are you saying ?? Choukoku and I we….. euh… wait !! You were together ??!!

Nezumi : She just realized, wow.

Shibuya : GAKURAN !!!!!! WHY YOU TOOK MY CHOUKOKU !!!!!!!!! YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : What ???!!! But I didn’t know that you guys were together !!!

Shibuya : MY ASS !!!!!!! A WOMANIZER LIKE YOU IS NOT DOING THINGS INNOCENTLY !!!!!!!

Gakuran : Girl, don’t shout at me !! If you kept an eye on your lover these things wouldn’t happen !!! If Center is naked, could it be that you slept together ??!! Is that true, Sophie ??

Center : GODDAMMIT IT’S CENTER YOU FUCKIN DRAG !!!!!!!!

Gakuran : HEY !!!!!! BE POLITE !!!!! DON’T YOU THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH WITH YOUR NEZUMIIIIII AAHHHH YEEEEEESSSS OOOHHHH FUCK MEEEE NEZUMIIII…???!!!

Nezumi : THAT’S NOT FUNNY..!!!!

Center : I sort of… felt sorry for Choukoku…

Shibuya : (breaking the bottle) YOU FELT SORRY FOR HER ?????!!!!! THAT’S A REASON TO BRING YOUR CUNT IN MY COUCH HERE AND TAKE HER, YOU BITCH ??????!!!!!!

Gekikara : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : AH SHUT UP GEKIKARA OR I’LL SMASH YOU INSTEAD !!!!!!!!!!!

Center : CHOUKOKU DOESN’T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE YOU DO..!!

Shibuya : MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS INSTEAD OF INTERFERING INTO PEOPLE’S, CORNER !!!!!!! YOU’LL CRITICIZE WHEN YOU’LL HAVE CLEANED UP YOUR STUFF !!!!!!!!

Gekikara : She’s right, Center !! (Smiling) I hope you told Nezumi that I fingered you hard last night… hahahaha !!!!

Nezumi : WHAT ??????!!!!!!

Center : GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!! (Blushing)

Gekikara : WITH MY FINGERS FULL OF BLOOD IN YOUR PUSSY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone : BEEEEEEEERK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : Oh my..BEURARK..!!!!!!!

Center : AAAH, GAKURAN..!!!!!!

Shibuya : GIRL YOU’RE GONNA CLEAN YOUR SHIT IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!! IT’S NOT A FUCKIN DUMP HERE !!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : (laughing) And you know, Center sucked them after !!!!!

Everyone : STOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : And it was in Nezumi’s bed !!!!!!

Nezumi : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ???????!!!!!!!

Center : I..I can explain !!!!!

Gekikara : And you kn..

Black : GEKIKARAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST HEAR ??????!!!!!! YOU WANNA DIE ???????!!!!!!! YOU DID IT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : (singing) Oops ! I did it agaiin..!! I played with your heart, got lost in the game oh baby baby baaa..hem.

Everyone was looking weird at Shibuya.

Nezumi : Like this is the moment to sing Britney… tss !!

Shibuya : WITH ALL YOUR BULLSHIT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!

Center : Sure, it’s better than drinking…

Daruma : So guys, what’s happening here ??? You want my chicken wings of victory ???? It’s a new recipe !!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : Girl now it’s not the right time !!!

Daruma : Huh ?? Ooh come on, you’re all too tense here !!! Eat them all !! (Everyone taking Daruma’s chicken wings, not to hurt her) Mmmmh, see !!!!! The juices it’s from Black’s vagina !!!!

Everyone : (all disgusted, throwing away the chickens !) BWEUAAERK !!!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : EH ???????!!!!!!!

Daruma : (eating at the same time) Yeah ! Last night when I put my 12 chicken wings in Black’s vagina, her liquid was so delicious that I decided to incorpore it with them !!!

Ookabuki : OH MY GOD, THAT’S DISGUSTING !!!!!!

Gekikara : (mad) BLAAAAAACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LIED TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED THIS FAT FUCKIN PIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daruma : HEY !!!!!!!! APOLOGIZE, GEKIKARA !!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : I want to throw up..!!

Daruma : You guys haven’t eaten them yet, how can you say that it’s disgusting ????!!!! You’re not nice !!!!!

Gakuran : But we’re not gonna eat something coming from someone’s pussy !!!!!!! Think before saying bullshit !!!!!!

Shibuya : LIKE ALL THIS MESS WASN’T ENOUGH NOW YOU CAME TO MY PLACE TO POISON US !!!!!!!!!

Sado : (smiling) Black’s pussy is one of the most beautiful…

Everyone turned to Sado, shocked.

Gekikara : SADO !!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sado : I mean, I didn’t check deeply but… I heard it from you, Gekikara.

Gekikara : (happy) Sado-saaan !!!!!

Sado : By the way, why are you all here ?! Is th..ooh Choukoku !! So sex….

Choukoku : (blushing, embarrassed) P..Please don’t look at my body like that !!!!! And…And what are you doing here anyway ???!!!

Sado : I was tracking Nezumi, as she didn’t answered my calls…

Nezumi : (scared) E..EH ?????!!!!!

Sado : Yeah, you left those at my place… (showing Nezumi’s lingerie, throwing them at her) Maison Lejaby, Lise Charmel, Aubade… This bra from Empreinte too hehehee ! Girl, you left quite a lot !! Oh ! This one is wet, your pussy showed it… guess it’s from 4 days ago…

Center : (mad) NEZUMI !!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA CRUSH YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumping on Nezumi, beating her) YOU LYER !!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : C-CENTER !!!! AIIE !!!! I’M REALLY SORRY, PLEASE NO..!!!! AAAAH !!!!

Akicha : Guys, there’s a fight !!! Scandal Scandal, look !!

Scandal : Yeaah !!! (Both of them high fiving)

Unagi : Who’s fighting who’s fighting ???

Bungee : Aah Romeo and Juliet !!

Mukuchi : Hahaha !!

Center and Nezumi : HEY !!!!!!!! SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!

Akicha : Ooh Romeo Romeo can I fuck you Romeooo aahhh yees !!!

Scandal : Juliet lick my ice cream aaahhhh !!!!

Everyone laughing hard and talking in an exaggerated way.

Sado : Show me your collection please, Mademoiselle Chanel !

Shibuya : Wait, there are so many Dear, don’t you see she’s got the last one from Victoria’s Secret, look Calvin Klein too !!

Everyone laughing again.

Nezumi : Stop making fun of me, you assholes !!!!!!!

Sado : Ooh sweetie, she’s upseeet ! So riiich !!

Black : May I have this dance, Miss ?

Choukoku : You’re all ridiculous, leave them alone…

Gekikara : Relax Choukoku, rooh !!

Nezumi : Thank you Choukoku !! At least there’s someone intelligent here !!!

Black : Ooooh that’s sweeeet !! Kiss her, Nezumi !!

Center : HEY !!!! I WON’T ALLOW THAT !!!!

Gakuran : Stop being ridiculous, Center ! With all the things that happened between you, you can bear this one !

Kokabuki : KISS ! KISS ! KISS !

Everyone : KISS HER !! KISS HER !! KISS HER !! KISS HER !! KISS HER !!

Choukoku : WON’T YOU ALL SHUT UP INSTEAD OF SAYING BULLSHIT ?????!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!

Gekikara : We wanna see the kiss !!

Nezumi : Seriously..!! How old are you ???!!! Acting like stupid kids !!!!

Sado : If you’re not a kid just prove it, Nezumi !! Hehehe….

Choukoku : There’s no way I’m doing that and this is my home here okay !!!!!! You should all get the fuck out of here !!!!!!!!

Gekikara : My goood now they’re both playing nuns !!

Team Hormone : COME ON, DO IT !!!

Sado : Hurry Nezumi…. (showing Nezumi’s bra)

Nezumi : HEY GIVE ME THAT !!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING..????!!!! YOU’RE CRAZY ?????!!!!! THIS IS VICTORIA’S SECRET !!!!!!!!!

Sado : Poor her. I don’t give a shit you know !

Shibuya : Bye bye Victoria ! Girl, it’s time to get new stuff you know cause it’s old…

Torigoya : Aaaand I have exactly what you need !!!!

Gakuran : Oh shit. Torigoya.

Torigoya : AWWW CHOUKOKUUUUUUU SWEETIIIIIIE !!!!!!! (Jumping on Choukoku !)

Choukoku : (blushing, embarrassed) DON’T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT..!!!!!

Torigoya : Your breasts !!!! They are healthy !!!!

Center : What kind of shit is she saying..?!

Choukoku : AAH..!!! DON’T FUCKIN TOUCH ME, TORIGOYA !!!!!!!

Torigoya : See ! They look up, not down, that’s a good sign !!

Sado : (joking, laughing) What more, doctor ??

Torigoya : Breasts are like flowers, you need to talk to them !! That’s what I did 5 days ago, you felt better while I massaged them, right Choukoku ??

Shibuya : WHAT ?????!!!!! BUT YOU ALL WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF OR WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sado : TORIGOYA !!!!!!! YOU DID THAT BEHIND MY BACK ??????!!!!!!

Torigoya : You’re jealous Sadoooo aww so cute !! I love champions so I couldn’t resist to her sweaty body…. And fighters need to have the best masseur hehehee….

Black : We wonder what things can resist you anyway !!

Torigoya : Choukokuuuu kiss me here again !! (Showing her pussy)

Choukoku : N..NO !!!!!!

Shibuya : (mad) CHOUKOKUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : I miss your body too, Choukoku…

Maeda : Gakuran ?? Why are you here ?

Gakuran : (jumped) AAAH !!!!!! A-ATSUKO !!!!

Center : Come on, tell your virgin Mary that you’re dating Choukoku since 6 months now !

Maeda : W..What ??!! No… Gakuran, no…!! It’s not..

Gakuran : Well… hahaha hem… You know me, I’m a pussy hunter and..

Sado : You know she’s taking her assault rifle, one shot and BANG !! They all squirt !

Everyone laughing.

Sado : Look at the rainbow look at the rainbow !! (laughing)

Gekikara : Man you killed me..!!

Maeda : I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!! (was about to cry) YOU HURTED ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : (ironic) Holy shit ! Now if we’re making virgin Maeda crying…

Maeda : (breaking her glasses !) STOP IT YOU BLOCKHEADS !!!!!!!!!!

Black : (imitating Shibuya) Bloody hell, now Maeda broke her mythic glasses… It’s the end of the world, people !

Maeda : SHUT UP ASSHOLES !!!!!!!!! YOU’RE ALL STUPID !!!!!!!!! I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU !!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : (ironic too) Shh virgin Maeda is speaking, everyone !! (Acting, crossing herself like the others) In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit…

Everyone : AMEN !!

Choukoku : You’re all crazy.

Maeda : I’m gonna get married… with Shaku !

Gakuran : WHAT ??????!!!!!!

Daruma : ATSUNEEEE !!!!!!! (Panicked, throwing into the air her chicken wings, Team Hormone catching them, eating)

Unagi : Mmmmh !! Delicious, Daruma !!!

Bungee : What did you put in it ??

Daruma : AAHAHAAAA !!! SEE ??? TEAM HORMONE HAVE TASTE, UNLIKE ALL OF YOU !!! Thank you guys !!

Black : Glad to hear that you love eating my creamy pussy juice.

Team Hormone : (spat out, shocked) BWEUARK !!!!!!!!

Everyone laughing.

Choukoku : So, Maeda…

Gakuran : But it can’t be I was in Shaku’s bed last night, she said she wanted to marry me !!!!

Maeda : WHAT ???!!! NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE DATING SHAKU ????!!!! GAKURAN !!!!!!!!

Gekikara : Since the hospital many years ago…

Gakuran : HAH ???!!! WHAT’S WITH YOU NOW ATSUKO, YOU’RE ALWAYS THE ONE INCARNING PURITY ETC AND NOW YOU START CHEATING ????!!!!

Maeda slapped her.

Maeda : I… I believed in you..!! Look at all of you… You’re all cheating !! We don’t even know who is with who anymore !!!! This is a harem !!!!!

Center : And ?! Are you involved in all our stories ??!! Plus, as it was said, for a girl like you who claimed to be the perfect innocent angel who never said anything, you surprised us !!!!

Maeda : I’M NOT LIKE YOU ALL !!!!!! (Turning to Gakuran) DON’T COUNT ON ME FOR ANYTHING NOW !!!!!! (leaving)

Gakuran : ATSUKO, BABY !!!! WAIT !!!!!

Everyone whistling.

Daruma : Aren’t you going after her ??

Gakuran : She does whatever she wants, I don’t care. I’m a pussy hunter, I don’t have time to cry ! You know it, there’s other fish in the sea or should I say in the aquarium, so…

Sakura : Center ?? Where have you been ??? Hi everyone…

Gekikara : See Gakuran, when we are talking about fish…

Gakuran : Ugh, not her !!

Sakura : I don’t know what the fuck are you talking about but I came for Center ! You left that…(Showing a condom on which was written ‘Center’)

Center : Aah… Aaah..!!!

Nezumi : YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME ????!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CUNT DOING HERE NOW !!!!!!!! (Quickly searching for her weapons in her bag)

Sakura : (provoking) Sorry, it was stuck in my vagina ! (talking to Center) I guess you pushed too hard 2 days ago, honey….

Nezumi : (took out a machine gun !) I’M GONNA WHACK HER !!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE YOU BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : (trying to stop her) HONEY PLEASE, NO !!!!!!!!

Sakura : (scared just like the others) W-What did I say ??? AAAAH !!!!!!

Nezumi : SHE’S PROVOKING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I’M GONNA KILL HER GODDAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : NEZUMI STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEZ..!!!!!

Sakura : I’M SORRY OKAY, YOU’RE HAPPY NOW ?????!!!!!

Nezumi : NO, I’M MAD I’M MAAAAAAAAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU STEALING MY PRECIOUS LOVE, MY CENTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (suddenly chasing Sakura, both of them running in the apartment, Nezumi starting to shoot)

Shibuya : HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANNA KILL GO FUCKIN DO IT OUTSIDE, NOT IN MY APARTMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEZUMI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN PLACE TO DESTROY HERE, YOU GET IT DAMMIT ???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura : I’VE ALREADY APOLOGIZED, WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : I DON’T WANNA SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T TOUCH MY CENTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura leaving quickly the apartment, panicked, trying to avoid the bullets.

Nezumi : YOU WON’T GET AWAY LIKE THAT..!!!!!!!!!

Center : SHE’S GONE SHE’S GONE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : FUCKIN BITCH, ONE SHOT IN YOUR ASS AND YOU’LL SEE IF..

Everyone helping Center to stop Nezumi.

Center : IT’S OKAY SHE’LL NEVER GO BACK HERE !!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : Well, if she does after this, she’s courageous…

Torigoya : Love leads to massacre just to prove that there’s a private territory where we’re not allowed to enter ! So cuute !!

Shibuya : I think we got it !!!

Shaku : Choukoku, what..AAAAAH !!!!!!!!!! Holy shit, what happened here ????!!!!

Choukoku : Shaku..!!!

Shaku : A bomb exploded or…??!! Anyway, Choukoku !!!! You didn’t tell me which size it was, L or XXL ??!!

Shibuya : (turning to Choukoku) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STORY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : I-I SWEAR I DIDN’T HAVE ANY BUSINESS WITH HER !!!!

Shaku : What business ???!!! Choukoku, I’m not very patient you know !!! Give me your size, hurry !!!

Shibuya : WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT GODDAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otabe : Hey, you’re all so noisy here, calm down people ! Ah, Center !! Next time you’ll come to my room for the game, okay ?

Nezumi : (holding her machine gun, mad) WHICH GAME ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : Aah..!!! Well… hem…

Minami : Nezumi, honey, throw that away please ! It’s dangerous.

Center : HONEY ?????????!!!!!!!!! NEZUMI WHAT THE..!!!!

Nezumi : I-I’M SORRY !!!!! C..CENTER !!!!!

Bakamono : Minamiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumping on Minami, kissing her)

Minami : Bak..HMPHH..!!! Hey, stop that !!

Bakamono : We need to go to Salt’s private party tonight !!! Look (showing to Minami her hickey on the neck) !! Isn’t it good ??? Salt just gave me one here, and she promised to give me her panties after so..

Otabe : WHAT ???????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : (handing her machine gun to Otabe) You’re welcome.

Bakamono : O..Otabe-san ???

Otabe : I THINK I’M ABOUT TO COMMIT MURDER !!!!!!!!!!

Gekikara : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS SERIOUSLY MAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black : SHUT UP CAUSE YOU’RE NO BETTER THAN ANY OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!

Magic : Ah, Bakamono, you’re here !! Thanks for your personal lube, it saved me for..

Yoga : SORRY ??????!!!!!! MAGIIIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU USED BAKAMONO’S LUBE FOR OUR NIGHT ?????????!!!!!!!!!

Magic : AH..!!! N..NO !! YES..!!

Yoga : WE’RE FIGHTING HARD FOR OUR LOVE AND YOU START CHEATING ON ME NOW ?????!!!!!

Maeda : (coming back) Don’t complain, it can’t be worser than my relationship.

Bakamono : Aaah..! Having spent a night with Salt and Magic… I’m the luckiest girl in the wooorld !!!! I’m haaaaappyyyyyyy !!!!

Gakuran : (smiling, happy) Atsuko !!

Maeda : I forgot to tell you that finally, I’m going to marry God ! At least, he’s faithful !!!

Gakuran : (shocked) E..EH ????

Daruma : (putting a hand on Gakuran’s shoulder) Good luck, man.

Team Fondue : (followed by Team Hinabe) HORMONES !!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Hormone : HAH ?????!!!!!

Docchi : Is it true that you’re dating Team Hinabe’s members because they taste better than us ????!!!!

Bungee : We’re free to date anyone you know, girl !! Shut up !

Jisedai : But is it also true that you’re dating Team Fondue’s members because they’re cuter than us ????!!!!

Akicha : And ?! This is the truth !

Daruma : (happy) Aaaah you guys !!! You who love eating, please eat my new chicken wings of victory it’s a new recipe !!! Here, have some !!

Lemon : Girl, last time we ate them we ended up in hospital… I hope we’ll stay alive today !!

Team Fondue and Team Hinabe eating the chicken wings…

Daruma : So, how is it guys ???

Team Fondue and Team Hinabe : Delicious !!!!!

Daruma : Hahahaaaa thank you guys !!!!! It’s all thanks to Black’s vagina !!!!

Team Fondue and Team Hinabe : (spat out) EUARK !!!!!!

Uonome : I’M GONNA DIE, BEURK..!!!

Black : Apparently, this is a total success…

Daruma : (eating) Mmmmh aaaah I see !! Those taste different it’s juices from my pussy hahahaha !!! I haven’t washed very thoroughly for ages, so…

Team Fondue, Team Hinabe and even Team Hormone, fell unconscious.

Daruma : Eh ???? Guys ????? What’s wrong ????!!!!

Gakuran : Well done, now they’re dead… congrats !

Daruma : Wait, no they’re kidding right ?? Hahaha, come on guys wake up !! (trying to wake the Teams up) I know you’re playing but it’s not working hahahaaa !!! (seeing no reaction) Guys ????? NO GUYS PLEASE WAKE UP, YOU CAN’T BE DEAD !!!!!! I KNOW BLACK’S PUSSY IS POISONUS BUT..

Black : IT’S YOURS, NOT MINE !!!!!!!!!

Kamisori/Zombie : Sakura-san we..????!!!! Eh ?? Where is she ???

Nezumi : Far away from here.

Katsuzetsu : What the fuck is that ??!! You’re seeing Sakura ??!! Ah, finally… Center, baby ! (Noticing Nezumi’s bag, seeing weapons) I-I mean…

Nezumi : REPEAT THAT AGAIN ????!!!!

Center : NO, PLEASE..!!!! KATSUZETSU GET OUT !!!!!

Katsuzetsu : Who hasn’t fucked Center yet anyway ??!! No need to react like that, not our fault if she’s a whore !!

Nezumi : I’M GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!!!

Katabutsu : Holy shit ! Are you okay people ??!!

Team Under : So many troubles here !!

Choukoku : This place is not a meeting point !!!!

Sanshou Sisters : We go wherever there are tensions in relationships !

Erena : I’m looking for Maeda…

Gakuran : What do you want from her again ?!

Yuko : (coming) Wow, there’s a big event here !!

Gekikara : (happy) Yukooo !!!!

Sado : If you knew…

Yuko : Choukoku, beautiful body… (applauds)

Choukoku : Yuko… you’re humiliating me again..!! In my home..!!! (a reference here to the 2 girls in MG 1 when Yuko taunted Choukoku)

Yuko : Eh ???

Salt : Otabe..? What are they all doing ?

Nezumi : YOU..!!!! THIS BITCH, THIS BITCH IS HERE !!!!!!!!! SALT !!!!!!!!!!! (quickly taking her machine gun) YOU FUCKIN SLUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : (talking to Salt) Girl I think you’re in a big trouble..!

Nezumi : YOU FUCKED MY CENTER LAST TIME HAH ??????!!!!!! YOU THINK I HAVEN’T HEARD ???????!!!!!!! LEAVING HICKEYS ON MY CENTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANGING HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA DIIIIIIE SAAAAAAAAAALT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starting to shoot)

Salt : (panicked, running in the apartment) I..IT’S NOT THE FIRST T..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Center : NEZUMI NO !!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : BECAUSE YOU’RE MAJIJO LEADER YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOUR WANT WITH MY GIRL ????????!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKIN WEED SLEEPER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : I’M DEEPLY SORRY !!!!! (running to Otabe)

Otabe : (who had one of Nezumi’s weapons) SO THERE’S A PRIVATE PARTY TONIGHT AND I’M NOT INVITED ?????????!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR LINGERIE TO BAKAMONO, SALT ???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shooting)

Yuko : Hahahaha !!!!! So funny here !!!

Nezumi : WHOEVER FUCKS MY CENTER IS DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shooting)

Shibuya : STOP THEM, STOP THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE GONNA DESTROY MY PLACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gakuran : MORE IMPORTANT, THEY’RE GOING TO KILL US IF THEY CONTINUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura : (coming back) Hem… sorry…?

Otabe and Nezumi stopped, turning to Sakura.

Sakura : I..I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO..

Nezumi : YOU AGAIN ????????!!!!!!!! THIS TIME YOU’RE DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura : I-I CAME FOR SALT !!!!!

Otabe : WHAT ?????????!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!

Otabe : (slammed Salt against the wall) Now… You’re gonna obey me…. I’ll fuck you and I want you to scream as loud as possible without stopping…. or I’ll shoot you for real. (showing her gun) Cause there’s no milk shake inside this time….

Salt : (shaking, uncomfortable) O-Ok P-President..!! M-Master, D-Director..!! But please, I just need to do something before…

Otabe : Hurry.

Salt : (4 meters away from Yuko) Yuko… let’s fight !!

Everyone : WHAT ????!!!!

Gakuran : Oh please, NOT AGAIN !!!!

Yuko : (after 3 secs of silence, smiling) Okay !

Sado : Yuko..!!

Otabe : Salt… why..?!

Shibuya : DON’T YOU THINK THERE’S NOT ENOUGH MESS ??????!!!!!! THIS PLACE IS NOT A RING, GET THE FUCK OUT !!!!!!!

Salt : It won’t take long. If I lose I want you to fuck me.

Everyone : EEEH ????????!!!!!!!!

Yuko : It’s ok for me.

Black : YUKO !!!!

Bakamono : Salt, you promised me..!!

Salt : I want my revenge and this time my Kamehameha will beat you !!!!

Yuko : Eh ??? Hahaha, girl what the fuck are you talking about ???

Salt : DON’T LAUGH AT ME, I’M SERIOUS !!!! KA… ME… HA… ME… HAAA !!!!! E-Eh ?? Why it’s not working ??!!

Yuko : HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! She’s so funny hahahahahaaa !!!!!!

Gakuran : Wake uuup sleeper, welcome to reality !!

Black : What an idiot, really !

Bakamono : Don’t insult her or you’ll find us !!!

Otabe : Everybody, please ! We’re not gonna fight again.

Salt suddenly jumped on Yuko, feeling humiliated. She hit her, Yuko hit back. The 2 girls were fighting. The Rappappas from both gens stopped them.

Salt : LET ME CRUSH HER FUCKIN FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko : FUCK YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE JUST A BIG C..

Sado : STOP !!!! Yuko don’t..!!

Otabe : Salt, don’t you see she’s provoking you ??!! Come on, stop !!

Gakuran : If the Majijo bosses give the signal, then we all follow !!! Let’s settle this !!!!

Everybody was now fighting, accusing each other of having sex with another, I let you imagine a domino effect, a giant mess ! Yuko and Salt fought again but obviously not for the same reasons, and only 2 girls weren’t fighting…

Center : (grabbing Nezumi’s hand) Come !! (lead her in front of the bathroom) Nezumi… (kissing)

Nezumi : C..Center..?

Center : Shh…. (sexy smile) I wanna check which lingerie brand you’re wearing…. (kissing, taking off Nezumi’s shirt) Victoria’s Secret…?

Nezumi : (smiling) No…. Sorry to disappoint you baby…. (kissing)

Center : Mmm…. what is it…? (taking off Nezumi’s pants)

Nezumi : That’s a..Aaaahhhhh Center..!!! Aaahhhh nooo….!!

Center : Whatever it is…. (kissing) I’m just gonna tear it off, honey…. Hehehehee…. (kissing)

Nezumi : C..C… CentAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AAAHHHH AAAAAHHHHHH YEEESS..!!!

Center fucking Nezumi.

Choukoku looked around her, distraught, seeing the others who were still fighting. She felt guilty, knowing that it was her fault.

Choukoku : STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody stopped immediately, looking at Choukoku, all surprised. They weren’t used to hear her yelling like this.

Choukoku : I… I’m sorry… Please, stop..!! This is my home…

Nobody said a single word.

Choukoku : (walking to Shibuya, stopped) Shibuya…

Shibuya : (seeing her girl sad was making her in the same state) Choukoku…?

Choukoku : I’m really sorry… for everything… I love you more than anything, more than anyone… Sorry if I hurt you in any ways… This wasn’t my intention… (tears coming out) I… I… I’m really..!!!

Shibuya : (smiling) Hey… it’s okay, I get it…

Choukoku : I love you..!! (kissing her)

Everybody clapping, whistling.

Shibuya : Me too…. (kissing) It was a shy kiss…. (smiling)

Shaku : She’s right ! (teasing) Come on, Choukoku !!

Choukoku : (feeling embarrassed) A… A fighter never shows feelings…

Everyone smiled, Shibuya too.

Sado : Hm… Choukoku Choukoku… (smiling)

Shibuya : I love my favorite fighter…. so you won’t mind if I show you my feelings…? (giving a passionate kiss)

Everyone whistling again.

Choukoku : (shy, smiling) P..Please… can you all…..?

Yuko : Oh, sure !! (smiling) HEM HEM ! Come on…

Torigoya : Ah, put this guys ! (throwing some lingerie to the girls) It’s ‘Koji Erotic’ by me, of course…. Have fun…. (smiling)

Shibuya : (smiling) Tss ! Thank you…

Everyone was now leaving, Center and Nezumi too.

Choukoku : It’s quiet now…

Shibuya : Yeah…. soo baby…. let’s express your feelings…. (kissing)

Choukoku : With pleasure…. (kissing)

Shibuya biting her lip, smiling, taking Choukoku’s hand, leading her to their bedroom. Choukoku smiled too, picked her up and carried her, kissing.

End of the story. Thank you for reading ! Choukoku's actions pointed out here. She can make mistakes too but we forgive her because she’s different.