#leave our bisexual man alone Kylar

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Red Robin and Robin (Damian Wayne for this) patrol Gotham together.

Robin: How's the Kylar situation?

Red Robin: He sent me hate emails, then we got in contact with his mom and told her we'd take him to court.

Damian: For good reason, that's harassment.

Red Robin: Exactly. His sister has been glaring at me, but she's smart enough to not get her ass fired. Language, I know.

Damian: You're fine. I'm not sure why a man jeopardized his entire job for workplace harassment.

Red Robin: Homophobia.

Damian: Shameful.

The robins walk when they see a man robbing another man. They rush over and stop the robber before he can shoot the other man... Kylar is the victim.

Red Robin: Oh, shit.

Damian has the thief pinned to the ground.

Damian: What's the issue?

Red Robin: Um, nothing... You okay, stranger?

Kylar shoves Red Robin, enraged they hadn't saved him "quickly" enough.

Kylar (hostile): Took you long enough. That goon almost took my money. You should do your job better and maybe don't bring a fucking kid with you!

Damian: You don't have to be rude.

Kylar: Shut it, shit stain!

Damian: I'm about to let this robber go if you keep talking to me like I'm a stupid child.

Robber (face on the ground): Yeah chill dude, he's clearly a kid.

Kylar: Bite me! Christ, I already have to deal with losing my job because a twink got upset I told him to tone it down! I can't deal with this!

Red Robin clenches his fist.

Red Robin: What- What was he?

Kylar: Twink! Adopted trust fund son of the owner got me fired, yelling at my sister, and all because he's a lonely, little fa-

Kylar uttered the word and Red Robin punched him in the nose and punched him and punched him.

Red Robin: My apologies, but never say that disgusting word again! It is 2024, not 1924!

Kylar: Psycho!

Kylar runs off, sobbing.

Robber (surfer voice): Dude, I was not aware the dude was an asshole like that? I was just robbing him for drug money.

Damian: You're aware that doesn't excuse your actions, correct?

Robber: Yeah, but... Like he's an asshole.

Damian (reluctantly agreeing): Mm-hm. Red Robin, you good?

Red Robin: Yeah ... It's not good when I prefer the robber over the victim.

Damian: Batman has faced the same conundrum.

Damian stands the drugged out surfer dude up, having cuffed him.

Robber: It's cool dude, he clearly is battling his own demons and that's saying a lot coming from me since I'm addicted to crack.

Damian: At least you have an excuse to be like this.

Robber: Eh. I should get help at this point. Either way take me to jail.

Damian nods, walking the man forward to a precinct. Red Robin walks behind the two.

Damian: Red Robin, that's crazy that blonde man assaulted you after calling you a slur.

Red Robin (making sure the comms are off): He- You're covering for me.

Damian: It's not covering, I saw it. He verbally attacked you and shoved you.

Red Robin: He did do those things.

Damian: Yes, and after you saved him. Shameful.

Robber: Totally.

Red Robin: Thanks. For reminding me of all that happened.

Damian (smiling): It's what I'm here for.