#lazy laszlo

[pjunicornart]

Lazy Laszlo

Since I've had an ask recently pertain to Laszlo and his story, today's bust is of him!

If you wanna know what vibe I was going for, listen to this -> Waterfall by Toby Fox (Trance Metal Cover by Dee Leggett) - Yes, this Laszlo is as every bit of badass as this song is.

His room is his personal canvas. Think like Rapunzel from Tangled, except he's not trapped and his murals lean more towards the traumacore side of expression. His personal style? Pastel goth. He's currently working on his first graphic novel.

[ghostlyheart]

Love at first second sight AKA when they match your freak perfectly

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 6x03: "Sleep Hypnosis" (inspired by @vexedrolo)

[bahoreal]

ive gotta say when laszlo confronted guillermo i Absolutely thought he was gonna be like... ive figured it out... you... want to fuck me...... never been so disappointed at a shit joke

[captnhomo]

why has nobody done a laszlo cravensworth autism comp??

[creamecream]

No one else seems to mention it, so I will.

Nadja and Laszlo’s matching hair streaks!

I assume it’s some vampire power and they aren’t like, dyeing them, and that Nadja probably controls it, and her being Laszlo’s sire gives her that power over him or something, but honestly I just think it’s really cute that they match.

[4-diamonds]

this is one of my favourite line deliveries i can't even tell you why

[leafatlaw]

finally watched the season finale of wwdits /neg

It’s just like, the past two seasons has no purpose now, or even the eventire series is retroactivity make pointless. Because he never even wanted to be a vampire and because of that everything’s pointless. And it would make sense if Guillermo had been becoming more empathetic more human, and he’s finally reached this point where hes able to recognize that being a vampire so bad- but he’s not at that point! In fact over the past seasons he’s become more murderous and apathetic to humans, he looks down on humans he’s always thought of himself and the vampires as better than and that’s never changed. So that’s why this finale is so frustrating, because it comes out of nowhere and destroys the motivation of Guillermo for the past 5 seasons. Fuck, this show man

[miscreantahead]

idk man is it just me or is the wwdits vibe off in season 5?

[beansprean]

Happy Mer-May!! Why not an extremely loosely interpreted Little Mermaid au? Starring Guillermo as a harbor seal who dreams of living in the deep, Wallace as an opportunistic mimic octopus, Colin as a parasitic lamprey, Laszlo as a lazy little snaggletooth, Nadja as a vicious sloane’s viperfish, and Nandor as a spiny black dragonfish. Deep sea fishes truly the vampires of the sea.

"Betcha down there

that they don't care

Bet they don't

mind a couple slaughters..."

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Underwater full body shot of mermaid Guillermo swimming past. He has the tail of a light brown harbor seal, webbed fingers, and small floppy ears that are held closed. He has a line of kelp tied around him like a bandolier and is looking around determinedly, brandishing a wooden stake in one hand. 1b. Full body of Guillermo lounging on his side on a flat rock above the water, one arm tucked under his head and the other held to his side like a flipper. He sighs forlornly. 1c. Full body of Guillermo on an algae-covered rock sticking above the ocean's surface, waves cresting around him as he lifts up his torso little-mermaid style and sings out "part of your world".

2. Full body of mermaids Colin, Laszlo, Nadja, and Nandor floating in a line, the ocean behind them very dark. Colin has the slick beige and cream tail of a lamprey, webbing beneath his arms, and gill pores dotted down each side of his torso and neck. He grins and wiggles his webbed fingers at the viewer in a wave. Behind him is a smaller shot of Colin with his mouth open, revealing multiple circular rows of sharp teeth around a sucking maw. Laszlo has the tail of a snaggletooth or stareater, his anterior side patterned in teal and black scales up to his chest, lighter teal scales dotting up his neck and shoulders, and brighter teal fins. He has a pair of gills on either side of his neck, sharp black claws on each webbed finger, and green bioluminescent spots running from wrists to tailfin on either side. He floats with a smug grin, arms crossed and back-to-back with his wife. Nadja has the tail of a Sloane's viperfish, her anterior side patterned in dull garnet and black scales up to her chest, lighter dull garnet scales dotting up her neck and shoulders, and brighter rose fins. Her fins and tail are similar to Laszlo's in style, but larger and longer with a posterior barbel. She has a pair of gills on either side of her neck, sharp red claws on each webbed finger, long fangs poking up from her lower jaw, and double lines of red bioluminescent spots running from wrists to tailfin on either side. She is grinning to show off her fangs, floating back to back with her husband. One of her webbed hands is raised to bare her claws, long black hair swirling in the water around her. Nandor has the tail of a black dragonfish, his anterior side patterned in dark blue and black speckling up to his chest, lighter blue scales dotting up his neck and shoulders, and black spines with translucent blue webbing over his shoulders and down either side of his long winding tail, ending in a small forked fin. He has a pair of gills on either side of his neck, sharp claws on each webbed finger, and gold bioluminescent spots running from wrists to tailfin on either side with double lines on his torso. he is floating nervously, looking around and twiddling his hands together.

3a. Mermaid Wallace, with the tentacles of a mimic octopus below the waist, floats underwater next to mermaid Guillermo. They are wearing a woven vest studded with shells and pearls, a black doppa hat with puka shells, a pearl necklace, a pendant with a claw, and several rings on unwebbed fingers. Their tentacles are relaxed, colored in the usual brick and cream stripes, and they have black claws and small horns above each eye. Wallace grins slyly as they wave their arms mysteriously and dangle a necklace in front of Guillermo’s face. It is a simple braided string with a snail shell on the end, which is glowing bright blue and burping out shiny bubbles. Guillermo, wearing a kelp bandolier with two stakes tied into it at his hip is staring at it with wide, fascinated eyes, one hand reaching up slowly for it. He says, “So…this will let me survive in the Trench?” Wallace replies, “Guaranteed.” 3b. Repeat. Wallace suddenly snatches the necklace back into their hand, cutting off the glow, their other hand planting itself on their hip. Their tentacles darken into black and bright crimson stripes and fan out threateningly in the water as they clarify, “For 72 hours only. And $350 cash.” Guillermo snatches his hands back to hold them protectively against his chest, head sinking into his shoulders in shock as he frowns back up at Wallace.

4a. Mermaid Guillermo and mermaid Laszlo float side by side in the deep, Guillermo wearing his kelp bandolier and Wallace’s magic snail shell necklace, which continues to burp out small glowing blue bubbles. Laszlo bares his fangs upwards and tosses up his hands as if to amplify his voice, shouting, “Fish!” Startled, Guillermo jerks back, one hand half-raising in a readied fist and the other clutching a stake behind his back. 4b. Repeat. With a poof of bubbles, Laszlo transforms into a brightly glowing dark teal snaggletooth fish with bulging eyes, a chin barbel, an unhingeable jaw full of long sharp teeth, and bioluminescent green spots down each side. He looks to be about four inches (or 10cm) long. Guillermo immediately relaxes, unimpressed, and drops his arms while staring at the tiny fish with a “you’ve got to be kidding me” expression. Fish Laszlo squeaks, “Not so tough now, eh??”

5a. Close up of mermaid Nandor in hunting mode, rushing left across the screen, his bioluminescent spots and glowing red eyes streaking light behind as he goes. He has one arm rushing forward as if to snatch whatever he’s chasing and the other held braced and ready at his shoulder, claws bared. He has spiny webbing like a bat’s wing underneath each arm, a spiny fin for an ear,and the webbed black spines at his shoulders have lengthened and spread out like an angry frilled lizard. His jaw has unhinged and gaped open, morphing and stretching his face into something monstrous and revealing dozens of long, sharp, thin teeth snarling and ready for the kill. 5b. Mermaid Guillermo floats nearby watching, eyes bulging out and face blushing bright red as he clutches the snail shell necklace in his laced fingers as if it were a rosary. He is fully into this. /end ID

[pjunicornart]

The Body is a Canvas (cw: suggestive)

Lazy Laszlo has some very nice plans for the Fourth of July.

This is just the cropped sneak peek of the image, since the full image has nudity. I personally classify this one as artistic nudity. If you want to see the full image at a better quality, you'll have to go to my Deviantart!

As mentioned previously, the full image is explicit. A link to my Deviantart page will be linked, but not to the image. You can find that one yourself. This is being done to protect those who do not want to see full explicit nudity. Deviantart -> PJam18

Happy Fourth of July.

[shaythey]

too lazy to finish— Herm + newt as laszlo wwdits

[phoenix--quill]

Prompt 1: Morning sex

Pairing: Laszlo Kreizler/you

Rating: E (minors DNI)

Warnings: unprotected sex, vaginal sex, creampie

Length: ~1.400 words

Summery: Lazy summer morning with Laszlo

Notes: See? A bed, just two people having sex and not a table in sight, I knew I could do it, lol. On a serious note, I’m currently house/cat-sitting and they’re driving me insane so entries will probably come a little slower than before but we persevere.

AO3

A small beam of summer sun had managed to find its way through the heavy curtains of Laszlo and yours shared bedroom, waking you up slowly despite the silence of the early morning. You rolled over languidly and was met with the sight of your husband’s soft back and shoulders, still rising and falling gently as he slept.

For a few minutes you simply lay there, basking in the warmth of your bed and the gentle sound of Laszlo’s breathing. Then temptation won out in your mind and you risked waking him up to snuggle up against his back, breathing in the smell of his skin and hair. You thought you might never tire of this, the feel of his skin against your lips as you gently kissed along his shoulders, the scent so uniquely him that you would recognize it anywhere – a mixture of the oil he favoured for his beard and hair, old books and just simply him.

You felt him wake up as you continued your gentle exploration of his shoulders and back and he groaned in what could be only be described as contentment.

“Morgen,” he said lowly, his voice still gravely with sleep.

“I’m sorry I woke you,” you whispered with a gentle laugh and planted a kiss on his arm, “you just looked too tempting,”

He let out another rumble and turned to lie on his back, giving you the opportunity to continue your trail of kisses along his chest. You slowly wound your way along his collarbone and up his neck before stopping just shy of his lips. Your eyes met his for the first time of the day and you hoped his always piercing gaze could see your love and affection for him; though you suspected desire was dancing in there too.

He smiled up at you, brushed a lock of hair out of your face and gently cupped your face, running his thumb over your soft lower lip. Always so soft, your Laszlo; always so afraid to hurt you, one way or another. He drew in a sharp breath as you kissed the slightly rough pad of his finger and you gave it a few small licks to see if you could replicate the response. Instead he groaned as he pulled your face to his, easily capturing your lips and taking your breath away.

While his hand had stayed on your jaw, yours wouldn’t stay still and you stroked up and down his chest, running your fingers through his sparse chest hair and lightly brushing over his nipple. He broke the kiss to let out another deep groan and then another sharp breath through his nose when you brushed passed it again. He was never more beautiful than this: his lips red and slightly swollen, his cheeks flushed and his already dark eyes looking like the very void.

You sighed his name against his lips as you leaned back down to kiss him again, running your tongue along his lip, begging for entry. He granted it, of course, running his tongue against yours as his hand found its way into your still sleep-rumpled hair.

As the kiss continued you leaned further over him until you had to put your hand down beside his head to keep yourself up. You broke the kiss with a breathless laugh and looked him deep in the eyes as you swung one leg over his waist and made yourself comfortable in his lap.

Except from the thin blanket that covered his legs, the both of you were still naked from the previous night’s activities and, as you sat up, you could practically feel his eyes roaming your bare breasts. He didn’t seem to be able to stop himself reaching up and cupping one, massaging it gently before flicking his thumb over your nipple.

You whined softly and ground your hips against his soft stomach, feeling the slightly coarse hair that trailed below his navel against your nether lips.

His other hand, which had previously been lying uselessly against his side, came up and gently squeezed your thigh, encouraging you to keep up your motions against him. Between that, Laszlo’s good hand continuously going between massaging your breast and pinching your nipple and the heated expression on his face, you could feel your wetness starting leak down your thighs and pool on his abdomen.

“Laszlo,” you whimpered as you angled your hips slightly to rub your clit more directly against him.

“I am here, my love,” he whispered, his breathing just as heavy as your own.

With one hand on his chest to support you, you reached around to find his manhood already lying heavy against his leg, precum leaking into the sheets beneath him. The both of you moaned in unison as your hand closed around him, giving him a few pumps and you revelled in the feeling of his silky hardness against your hand.

You rose up on your knees to slide back slightly, manoeuvring his hardness in between you legs and rubbed your wetness against him, soaking him in seconds. He gave another throaty moan and you whimpered again at the combination of the sound and feeling of him.

His hand switched to your other breast and with a particular hard tug against your nipple, your body acted on its own accord and you sank down on him, your walls stretching as you bottomed out all at once. Something between a moan and a shriek ripped itself from your throat and mingled with his own sounds. You had to hold still for a moment, the feeling of his thick member inside of you threatening to overwhelm you.

“So good; always so good,” you babbled as you leaned down to kiss him again, locking your lips as you began to move against him, each of you swallowing the other’s noises as pleasure rippled through you both. You rose up on your knees only to slam your hips down, again and again, enjoying the stretch of him inside you and the feeling your nipples brushing against his chest with every bounce.

You could feel his weak hand twitching against your thigh while the other came up to once again tangle in your hair and you decided to mirror him, tangling your own fingers with his against your leg while the other went to his jaw.

“Laszlo, please,” you whimpered against his lips as you felt you thrusts starting to falter and become uncoordinated. “I can’t,” another whimper escaped you and words became harder as you mind clouded over.

You felt him move his legs slightly and then angle his hips before starting to thrust up, immediately hitting the spot inside you that made you see stars. Both your arm and legs shook and threatened to give out as he continued his heavy thrusts and your throat felt sore as deep moans continuously fell from your lips.

“So close, please, my love,” the words fell from your lips without you even being fully aware of them and you started to pepper his chest with small kisses and licks, the need to feel him all around you was the last and only thought in your mind.

“Come for me, my heart; just let go,” he whispered almost pleadingly against your hair, his breathing coming out in hard puffs as he tried to hold back his own climax. He slipped his hand down between your legs, finding your clit immediately. You would never be able to replicate the feeling of Laszlo’s slender fingers against your most intimate parts and he did not disappoint now, as with only a few flicks and an especially deep thrust he made you climax so hard you thought you might pass out.

You felt your whole body tighten as waves upon waves of pleasure rolled through you; a scream forever lost in your throat as seemingly no air could escape you. Then you felt it, the warm feeling of Laszlo’s seed filling you as he arched up beneath you, finding his own climax. Your limbs finally gave out and you collapsed against his sweaty, still heaving chest.

Silence once again filled your bedroom as the two of you came down from your high, your breathing slowly returning to normal. You rolled off of him after only a moment to lay beside him instead – the exertion coupled with the quickly rising summer sun had made his skin too hot to bear for long.

You opened your mouth, about to ask for the time, when you heard the distant sounds of your maid roaming around the house and blushed at the thought of her hearing what had transpired mere minutes ago.

[crookedjackdaw]

I know laszlos age but its in my notes and I'm a sack of shit and too lazy to get it up anyway heres some Laszlo and Nadja

[lurkerdelima]

make a poll with five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. see which character is everyone's favorite

tagged by @queermccoy!

I’m too lazy to tag anyone but I will vote in polls if y’all make them

[xxgothchatonxx]

Okay here's my 'pros and cons' of the season 5 finale.

Pros:

The acting was fantastic.

LASZLO APOLOGIZING TO GUILLERMO!!!

I teared up when Derek finally found friends

Memo not 100% begging for forgiveness.. still would've liked him to go off but at least he wasn't begging

I liked the more sombre tone of the episode? Like it still had the jokes but it felt different.

NOT using the Djinn wishes to turn things back to how it was before!

The hybrids! My babies! <3

Hi Patton Oswalt! :)

Cons:

After all that, Memo's a human again... granted, nowhere near as bad as I expected but it still feels lazy, I'm sorry. Also his sudden "omg i have to kill, noooo" thing- thank god these writers aren't writing for Louis, good grief.

At least Nadja didn't bitch-slap Memo again but for the love of christ- yep, I'm done. I'll always have Pine Barrens, at least.

Nandor not wanting to turn Memo for all those years cos he knew Memo wouldn't be able to handle it- yeah nah, I call bullshit.

It could've been a lot worse... definitely could've been better... but I've learned to set my expectations to a certain level. So, I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it either. But I definitely understand people's frustrations.

[banamine-bananime]

the blues dogified according to me

tldr: caboose = komodor (or great pyr), tucker = mini bull terrier (or westie or fox terrier), tex = cane corso/dogo argentino, church = australian cattle dog, kai (and grif) = english bulldog, wash = malinois. bangs gavel.

caboose: i see great dane i do. i get it. it makes sense. however caboose refuses to make sense so i think it's way funnier if he's an LGD breed with the most baffling temperament for an LGD. why is he so cuddly and human-attached and goofy and Making Poor Decisions?? he's got the guarding drive but it's like AUGH SO SMALL I MUST. PROTECT IT. WITH MY MOUTH. WHY IS IT NOT MOVING ANYMORE. UHHH IT WASN'T ME. great pyr would be good but consider: komodor

photo: Laszlo Balogh

tucker: absolutely a horrible little terrier. annoying, cocky, mischievous, extremely yappy thing with no trainability that seems totally useless for anything but humping pillows, until, suddenly, he locks onto some goal with terrifying singleminded determination, persistence, scrappiness, and competence that you would never fucking expect. and then it's done and he's an idiot again. mini bull terrier or westie or fox terrier

photo: Otsphoto

Tex: powerful, large, extremely active, and will play rough and assert dominance and test boundaries. got a healthy dose of "chill, total doofus" in her, too. the kinda dog some moron (i'm not talking about the director nooooo /s) gets as a guard dog, not realizing she's less made to be singlemindedly, territorially dedicated to one person and one place and more to - despite being very loyal and affectionate to her people - not be tied down to them, needing the thrill of running and chasing and catching prey. the kinda dog some asshole gets for bite sports and his ego, not realizing one day she'll get fed up with his chains and shock-collars and cesar milan-ass "training" and play bite-sports with his organs (<- me being extremely Normal about tex getting bloody revenge). i was caught between cane corso for the looks and dogo argentino for the historical purpose of hunting and catching large game, so let's say a mix of them.

vvv tex's silly side and scary side battling for dominance vvv

photo: cannot find source :(

photo: Dogo Argentino Kennel Club

church: i thought about husky for the aloof pissiness, needing a job but assigning it to himself and being fucking crazy about it, and unrelenting loud and weird complaining, but i think husky assignments should be reserved for characters with a very particular and truly insane kinda energy. australian cattle dog works quite well imo: WILL NOT SHUT UP (lol "Potential for excessive barking, often in a high-pitched voice"), velcro dog to His Person, super smart yet also somehow extremely dumb and gets dumber the longer he's left without stimulation to spiral, STUBBORN, suspicious of strangers and Very Not Friendly

photo: Sandra Caldwell (lmao this dog looks so done with it all.)

kai: i considered her and grif together and have decided: Old English Bulldogs. for grif, the sleepy laziness and messiness. for kai, the happy, outgoing friendliness. for both of them, the lack of any trainability or motivation to do what someone says to do Just Because and thus seeming to be dumb as hell to humans who base that on how well they Do What Human Wants, until suddenly there's a way to get out of doing something they don't want to do or of getting something they actually care about and suddenly they're the smartest dogs on earth.

photo: IrynaKabuliuk

wash: he is SO cop-dog coded. i don't mean that like oh he's like a cop so as a dog he's a cop-dog. that would be boring and also incorrect. i mean cop-dog coded like having someone look at your suspicious, reactive nature, resulting anxiety and difficulty living In A Society because everything is a potential threat or insult and you have to defend yourself and deal with the Anger through violence, and say, "Oh yeah we can enhance and exploit the fuck out of this". *points* MALINOIS. if malinois had opposable thumbs they would throw a lot more knives and if wash didn't have a helmet he would bite a lot more people. anyways, i can't put it better than "Sometimes playing the mischievous clown, yet more often serious, the Belgian Shepherd is highly observant with strangers, typically reserved and aloof, and has strong protective instincts. As such, Belgian Shepherds need more extensive socialization than most breeds so that their watchfulness doesn't become suspiciousness or sharpness." also the athleticism.

carolina: don't have an individual breed assignment for her bc church and tex are the same breeds as the director and allison. she's got the ACD/general herding breed athleticism (it skipped a generation) and FASSSSSST and bidability and eagerness to Achieve and Win. she's got the cane corso/dogo argentino aggression and power and loyalty and guarding instinct. supermutt as in like superwoman.