#lazrambling

[mrlazric]

Treating myself to a hot bath, some wine, and Defunctland videos. I've earned it.

[lazarus-james]

pretty girl smiled at me today

what are we

[mrlazric]

The world needs more handsome ladies in three piece suits.

[mrlazric]

Brain has been full of nothing but star wars oc nonsense for about a week but at the same time too high to write anything but stream of consciousness bullshit

[mrlazric]

It's my day off, so why are the agonies still here?

[mrlazric]

Out of weed. This is a a tragedy.

[mrlazric]

Man I suck total ass at video games when I’m high.

[mrlazric]

Chin up y'all, we may freeze to death, but oh doesn't downtown look so bright and pretty.

[mrlazric]

Being 5'8 is such a weird height, because on the one hand women of the same height complain about feeling too tall, and on the other dudes of the same height complain about feeling too short. And my whole experience being this height is like... painfully average.

[mrlazric]

Hot take. Plate armor looks bland af I don't understand why the fantasy genre has such a hard on for it. Maille looks infinitely sexier.

[mrlazric]

Lmao imagine turning 25 what a fucking boomer

[mrlazric]

Promoted to customer.

[mrlazric]

Yes yes tumblr staff, I see. Purple icon. Very pretty. Yes. But when are you going to do something about all the federal agents on your miserable circus of a site?

[mrlazric]

One month. It has been one month.

[mrlazric]

I love being extremely offline. Who is Joe McFuckerson and what did he do to get cancelled for the next five eons? Fuck me if I know, I'm just here for the pretty pictures and memes.

[mrlazric]

I'm just a little old man, hobbling around with my cane, handing out hard candy to all these nice young people who click the little heart on my silly little old man posts.