#lazposting

[neurotoxicyuri]

collection of roblox barneys silly little details under the cut + gordon i encountered dancing (with added music)

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real.

https://uquiz.com/quiz/rR864n?p=6127999 GUYS I MADE A WHICH BARNEY ARE YOU QUIZ. contains potty languag.

dont blame me if multiple of you get benrey. hes just relatable

[reigen-small-naturals]

btw this is a big part of why i am a tumblr fanacc, i don't want mr pittaya lurking behind my back while i am lazposting!!!!!!!!!

[tauforged]

sorry for all the lazposting lately he’s just very important to me lately. i’m pouring milk on him and slamming him against the wall

[gunmeister]

i am a character analyst first and a person second so i have a lot of really well thought out reasons for why i like laz smith so much but i am also notoriously bad at voicing my thoughts in any way that makes sense so any lazposting you see will explain absolutely nothing about my eternal undying love for him

[closedcoffins]

you see what i have to deal with when it comes to lazposting do you understand

[neurotoxicyuri]

also i wish the headcrabs werwnt hostile theyre so cute i want to keep one as a pet 😭

[neurotoxicyuri]

i am on the verge of fuckung tears ACTUALLY

“Thank you for taking care of me, Max.“  “Sam, don’t…” “No, really. I wasn’t me anymore. And I never would have wanted to force you to–"  “Oh, shut up about that. Nobody forced me to do anything. I’d lug you around for centuries if I had to. We’re partners, right?”

fanart or… i guess a fan comic of my favorite sam and max fic “Together Forever” ive wanted to make something for it for over a month, and i could never decide what scenes to portray so it spiraled into me spending three days on this! if you havent read it before, please check it out!!

[neurotoxicyuri]

zircon icon 🫵

YES. I was waiting for someone to point this out.

I love both zircons so much but blue zircon speaks to me. I had an intense obsession with her back when this episode aired, (I would set my name to hers on serious platforms) and was quite upset when we didn't get to see her aside from a quick mention in future.

I've actually considered changing my icon, but I haven't found anything that represents me being a weird lil dude who gets obsessed with seemingly random characters more than her. (Though I will admit that Barney Calhoun and Laserblast are strong contenders for different pfps and if I commission art of them or whip something up myself Zircon may no longer be with us.)

[neurotoxicyuri]

im never going to recover from this am i…?

[neurotoxicyuri]

so like would among us be offensive in the hl universe

[neurotoxicyuri]

The Von Karma Siblings

vampire starters/prompts

﹡ ❝ i’m the maniac. you should be t e r r i f i e d﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ goddamn right love, you should be scared of me﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i’m a vampire. i eat people. big deal. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you can run, but you cannot hide﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you mean did i turn her﹖perhaps i did. ❞ ﹡ ❝ one way or another, i’m gonna find you. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i do feel rather murderous﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ such a pity that you have to die﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ my my. i do love when they scream. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you should learn to close your foolish mouth before i rip out your tongue﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ not to be rude, but i don’t like doppelgangers so beat it﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ silver bullets are for werewolves, you fool﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ compared to me, dracula was a boy scout﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am going to kill you. and then eat you﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ no you fool. we do not “sparkle” in sun﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i just need a taste. one taste of your blood﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am nine hundred years old you fool human. you are merely a blood bag for me, nothing more﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ holy water. how original. ❞

[neurotoxicyuri]

considering my Last Post i would like to write something upbeat to contrast. feel free to send me prompts to write drabbles (or maybe even an actual fic oooooh) laserlad is my preferred but anything is welcome :/)

[neurotoxicyuri]

was thinking if edgeworth was a vampire gumshoe would definitely gift him twilight and edgeworth would absolutely despise it and go on a rant about the media misrepresenting vampires and gumshoe would initially be upset that he didnt like his gift but he'd feel better knowing edgeworth is so passionate about the subject

[neurotoxicyuri]

gifs.

[neurotoxicyuri]

ineed more vampire edgeworth content i FEED off it. Vampire cannibalism.