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Who knows if I’ll ever get a haircut again

[inmensus]

lazarusriley replied to your post: this was a dare. 4 most recent picture...

Quit lyin you know you deleted some

loool. these are actually the most recent pics. i could screen my camera roll and recently deleted, but then you could always claim that i deleted some to make it look that way soooo. lawl

[penroseparticle]

lazarusriley said: All of this in one night?

Ostensibly rediscovering the church was something prior to tonight but the rest of it yea was tonight

[incorrectclassics]

"I will legit fuck your shit up."

-Darius to the Athenians, Herodotus 5.105

[likeavirgil]

lazarusriley replied to your post: in other news

It was probably all those bizarre regimens he supposedly had for maintaining his singing voice.

I've seen the following citation floating around, but have never been able to find the original article: Burden, George M. 1995. "Nero's Goiter: A Modern Diagnosis". The Celator 2.03: 9

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“You weigh on me. I give.”

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Rare takes of me getting ready to block an annoying brand on Twitter

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Luck on every finger

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There is a Mysterious Substance™ on our bathroom mirror

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Enjoy this photo of me smiling for the last time in 2017

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Undercover mailman

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Morning drive in the Columbia River Gorge

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Vacation

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