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tinyapplejuice · 4 months ago

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LAWRIE DATING HEADCANONS

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•Lawrie is the epitome of a big fat loser in romance. He has a negative infinite idea about dating. The only thing he has going on in his head is; to bring justice to Starr Park, defeat crime bringers, and protect Larry. He desperately needs help because he’s going to DIE if he ever gets near you.

•Well at least there’s one good thing about Lawrie and that is that Lawrie prefers you over Starr Park as he isn’t crazy about it like Larry, who would literally sacrifice everything for the safety of it. He still considers the theme park important of course as his original purpose was to keep it safe from rule breakers but he has come to terms that you are much more significant. One thing he will not put you first is his brother, Larry. He cares for his brother too much. After all, he’s the older brother, it’s his job to protect Larry.

•Just like Larry, Lawrie’s first instinct on whatever something threatening comes to you is to protect you. He will be much more aggressive and hostile than Larry so sometimes it causes a huge scene and it leaves you embarrassed more than anything. But hey! It’s better than being hurt!!!

•I could also imagine him being protective about your health and personal being. If you’re not sleeping, he’ll tell you to, if you’re hurt, he will treat you or take you to the nearest hospital. I feel like he has this because of Larry and how he wants to keep his brother safe so he wanted to do it to you too.

•Lawrie isn’t much of a talker but he is a good listener. When you’re venting to him, he will listen intently, nodding every word you say.

•If he ever smiles near you, well congrats! He likes you or trusts you well enough to where you could see his grin. I like to think he smiles near his loved ones- the only exception being is when something exciting happens.

•He’s also interested in you so if you’re ranting about your personal interests, your hobbies, what you spend your free time doing. He will literally make a mental note to himself to remember that you like or do those things. I like to imagine if he has strong feelings for someone, he enjoys listening to them talk especially since he doesn’t have any personal things he likes.

•Also for me, I see Lawrie, is not a huge talker so whenever you guys speak- he sometimes makes things really awkward and all you can do is watch Lawrie’s face turn bitter and red. Well, there are three reasons why he’s like that; he doesn’t have that much enthusiasm for conversation- he often speaks in a dead tone (even though it’s not his intention most of the time), he often speaks things off on facts and doesn’t understand anything trending or slangs, and the fact he sounds and looks aggressive just sprinkles it on top.

•Anyways Lawrie gets easily flustered turns out, whenever you’re flirting or teasing him his face turns immediately red as bright as a Christmas light. And then he has to cool himself down really fast with his inner fans because of how hot he is. He’s like a burning microwave. And let me tell you, he extremely hates everything about this.

•I feel like he would very much get agitated and snappy from it so whenever you tease him or look smug, he would be very annoyed. He’s trying to ignore it as much as he can.

•Lawrie was very cautious to get into a relationship so at the first months of dating, he was very silent and often times just staring at you with a frown on his face. He had a bunch of walls set up too. It takes a whole while before he even opens up JUST A BIT. You have to be a really patient person to handle that. That’s because he doesn’t like to be vulnerable, he always wants to be perceived as this strong and badass cop but if he ever dates someone. He thinks it’s a weakness. Plus he has Larry and R-T, what else does he need? (He was also probably slightly nervous maybe that’s why he was staring at you.)

•Also can I just say that he originally hated you? I could just imagine him distancing from you and glaring at you from afar. Probably ranting crude things about you to Larry. Lawrie’s the type of person to think that these romantic feelings were a threat as there were very foreign feelings for him. He probably that you somehow messed with his code to make him feel that so he definitely didn’t trust you and had a great fondness for you.

•He has a hard time letting you take care of him since he’s usually an independent person. Will probably be really stubborn and try to push you away. It feels odd for him and he’s decently going to be really pouty about it.

•Lawrie hates being lovey-dovey. He is not the type of person who’s very affectionate compared to Larry. He’s the type of person who would be subtly affectionate. The best thing he will do is gift presents, hold hands (maybe a hug if you’re lucky), and very blunt compliments. He will not flirt with you and will not try to kiss you as much. He hates being sappy because he feels really awkward and cringy if he does that. But if he did say something corny, he would become immensely embarrassed.

•Oh if you guys ever kiss on the lips, bless your heart. He is the worst kisser of all time. I could just imagine him stiffening quickly like a stone as you peck him in the lips, you probably had to lead a stunned Lawrie with it.

•He seems like the type of person to deny that you guys are dating. It’s not to be mean. It’s just that….HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN ADMITTING IT OUT IN THE PUBLIC. He just wants to conceal himself and reveal these things only to Larry. As I mentioned before he literally does not want to seem weak nor is he lovey dovey so if someone finds out he’s dating anyone he’s doomed.

•That also means he restricts you from pda, maybe once in a while he will let you. But that’s if he’s feeling it. But most of the time, he stops you.

•He isn’t usually the type of person to go on dates but if he were, he would usually prefer to be in more of a private place than somewhere public. I see him as someone who doesn’t want to be around a lot of people, especially with his love. I physically cannot see Lawrie being affectionate in public, maybe in private but that’s like a low possibility.

•You have never even seen this man cry ever. Never in your whole time of dating him have you seen a single oil drop out of his eyes. You may think he never cries but he does. He just barely cries but when he does, he usually does it alone or with Larry. Like I said for the millionth time, he does not want to look weak.

•Small acts of kindness mean a lot more to him than anything. Like you’re checking up on him or helping him? It just makes his robotic heart beat faster. He appreciates these since it shows you care about him, even though he will never admit that…

•Lawrie stares a lot and I mean A LOT. He always glances at you whenever he sees you at the park but when you stare back. He goes back to his job and acts like nothing happens but inside he’s like giddy and very flustered.

•Lawrie is an impatient man. Since he is a robot who enjoys action (I like to imagine he loves fast-paced action especially). He literally cannot handle it if you’re a few minutes late. Sometimes you can even notice his little foot stomping as he huffs, crossing his arms as his eyes go everywhere.

•Speaking of him liking action, I feel like he poses like those complex action figures when he’s fighting. He has these awesome moves and if you’re impressed by it. I would say he will be a little proud of himself.

•Without a doubt Larry would be his number one wingman and supporter in this. Even though he’s not the brightest with dating advice, Lawrie trusts him no matter what and they both genuinely think that he could swoon you over with these stupid tips. So if you ever see him act goofy, just know Larry played a part in that.

•There may be multiple days in a row where you don’t see him it’s because he’s busy with work. And if you ever get upset by that, he genuinely doesn’t know how to comfort you.

•Correlating about comfort. This man is the worst at it. I feel like he is someone who can’t be there emotionally so you have to be a mentally strong person if you ever want to date him.

•He is also the KING OF MISCOMMUNICATION. He is a stubborn, angry robot, yes, but whenever you guys fight. He ignores you, often times it feels like he’s isolating himself. It’s really stressful and super confusing. He can also get riled up easily. I like to imagine the reason why is because of his programming since he’s the bad cop who enforces the rules. I feel like that’s implemented to Lawrie when you guys ever wrangle, in his computer it feels like someone is rebelling against him- similar to how criminals revolt against the law. I feel like he could get wrathful real quick. He is one of the more unapproachable brawlers especially ones who have a difficult time keeping a relationship with his brother and R-T.

•Lawrie does feel guilty about this. I feel like he is a cold robot but he is NOT that cold. I mean you’re his lover and he has to be ashamed of himself for the way he had acted towards you. He does love you so he will say sorry. He doesn’t apologize normally so it always ends with a fiddly sorry.

•You have to be a really incredible patient and understanding person for him to date since I feel like he’s a complicate person to be with, it often drives people away from him due to his overall personality and looks. But give him enough time and I’m sure he will come by and love you just as much as you love him! He just has a hard time expressing his love to people but trust me, he does love you.

Guys… I’m not proud of this at all… I don’t know something feels off about this and it just gives my stomach this bad feeling. My sister said it was alright but I don’t know… Anyways… I hope you guys enjoy!!! （ꉺᗜꉺ）YAYAYAY