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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity
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While the DM scammers trying to profit off of a humanitarian disaster are the absolute scum of the earth, one small grace is they have produced possibly the funniest opening to a Tumblr message we have ever seen
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Funniest part of the information age is that every time someone gets arrested for assassination, we get to see screenshots of tweets they made back in 2011 like "got my foot stuck in the toilet, eating an orange now"
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What did Lorna want from the Road? What was her intention? To save her daughter.
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I saw a couple of cute shirts and decided to draw my fave witches wearing them.
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went to an art exhibition and the artist was drawing a self-portrait dressed up as a dog and i wish this was my job so fucking bad
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it's okay Teen I thought it was funny
AGATHA ALL ALONG 1x07: "Death's Hand in Mine"
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The memes are funny but tbh I canโt bring myself to find actual humor in this considering itโs actually so sad when you consider the fact that this was just like?? So fast?? Like do people realize how fast it is to find the guy in one week (assuming Mangione is even the right guy). Like thatโs fast. Like thatโs proof that the โjustice systemโ can be fast - but only where white multimillionaire CEOs are concerned
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually
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big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together
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