#laughter ensues

[tell-me-a-secret-a-nice-one]

James: Truth or dare?

Lily: Dare

James: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Lily: Hey Sirius

Sirius: *Grinning* Yeah?

Lily: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Remus.

[sugarfortia]

Luckily, spawn of satan could also be interpreted to mean spawn of an angel. Yes, a fallen one but the only differences were some.. risky personal choices and a healthy aversion to authority. Plenty of people have led healthy lives after discovering that they possessed less than normal abilities. Some of them even made good use of them, and Sam was no different. For the most part.

“NONNA! That new neighbor’s dog is following me again.”

“Well, tell him to scram! You know the rules, no dogs in the house.”

“Yeah, yeah. And especially hellhounds becauuuseee…”

“They STINK!”

You are a loving grandmother who discovers your teenage grandson is the spawn of Satan. You must navigate the complexities of raising a child with a sinister legacy while keeping him and the world around you safe. With the help of your faith and determination, can you find a way to tame the devil inside and give your grandson a chance at a normal life?

[bugwillbite]

watched the new ofmd eps with my partner and when we finished i looked at her and said "izzy hands?" trying to gauge her thoughts on his development thus far and she just fucking responded. "well he sure isnt feet"

[theghostofdiscordance]

The rest of the limb by limb crew:

“Now we can’t go back to our families”

Summer, with absent parents:

“I don’t have such weaknesses”

[tethered-heartstrings]

trying to tell myself that getting nothing done besides keeping up with laundry and dishes during my few weeks of time off is okay and sufficient and that rest is more important than I give it credit for and that it's okay to turn your brain off and just relax

[canyoubelieveitsmc]

I adore Scar

"I'm an expert in disability!" –Scar, 2021

[turnonyrlovelight]

hear me out. horrible fucked up twisted fnaf au where it's the movie but it's just starring the blues brothers

the jake behind the slaughter does not know anything about the murders, he just got springlocked and he's been stuck Like That since the 80s.

[atomically-time-travelling]

[wispoet69]

Pretend this is Emo Biwi pretend this is Emo Biwi pretend this is Emo Biwi pretend th

Hey... I noticed you were into poetry...

Do you wanna, like... join my poetry club...

I wouldn't enjoy it, or anything... but I guess it could be cool for the club to be, like, more than just me...🖤⛓️🐺🩸🦴💔

huh.... i didnt know there was any fellow poetry enjoyers here...... that sounds pretty cool...... i guess...ahahahaaaaaa........ 🥀🐺🥀

[jareicanon]

(/_o) -> moves eyepatch -> (x_o)

[rattylvr]

TF ONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

AND THE FACT THAT CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS ORION?? ONE OF MY FAV ACTORS VOICING THE CHARACTER I NAMED MYSELF AFTER???

[personalitynexus]

I know I’ve been MIA for the last month and a half, but I blame dawntrail. Now that I’m almost through with it on my alt account (Ang/Petra finished early/mid August) I will be coming back here more regular until new content drops or the FC is farming extremes.

[depravednexus]

👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

{XX}

8 crowns? You like my writing that much??

[nexus-of-sin]

"Why are you staring at me?"

Because, you damn goober, that entire interaction between you and Larxene was like pulling teeth! You have no problems putting your tits out on display, being walked around wearing nothing but a leash, or going about your daily business with vibrators in your holes without batting an eye! But confessing your feeling? Shit, I would have thought you were going twelve rounds in a bareknuckle brawl with Ansem!

"H-Hey! It's a huge risk opening yourself up like that! I can say no to the sex stuff at any time and control when and where I have my tits out, but feelings are harder to manage!"

You're still a goober, but I'm glad you did it. Took a lot of courage for you to be honest to yourself and her.

[oracleact]

this is an announcement for my mutuals: if you see any könig content, please send it to me in some way. I need it. desperately. I’ve fallen hard for the king.

[watermelon-converse]

guess who finally got an account [its me. im. koolio mc swaggers haha]

HI BESTIEEEEE ITS ABOUT TIME /pos