#late night Kebi post

[callmekebs]

Bro the “KILLS 99%” thing showing up when he Jimmy puts his hand on Curly’s arm before “taking care of it” is wild

If I’m right, I think it is a reference to how he kills almost everyone, almost 100%, but decides to be the “hero” and puts Curly in the cryo pod (idk how to spell it I’m sleepy). 99%. Anya, Daisuke(basically), Swansea, and himself. Curly is the only one left.

Anyways I hate you J*mmy.

[simpfordemetri]

Amun and Kebi can be overwhelming to deal with

However they want nothing but their human mate to be happy

THIS LEAD TO MY THOUGHTS———

i totally see them doing this stuff in secret:

both of them,at night when their human sleep

reading “moder relationships books” and shit like that

THEY WILL EVEN take the human computer and (NOT WITHOUT STRUGGLING WITH IT CAUSE HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS WORK?STUPID DEVICE) and start searching really stupid (its not stupid for them) stuff ,like “how to make my human happy”

google is like “human happy?sir everybody is supposed to be human…..”

their human?absolutely finds the search historial ,but she doesnt say anything,never,its her little secret,and thats when she knows that they are really trying

STOP💀💀💀THIS IS SO REAL .

Hear me out

It’s late at night, the house is quiet, and their human is sleeping soundly—so what do Amun and Kebi do? They go full-on detective mode and dive into the confusing world of modern relationships.

Amun, being Amun, is too proud to ask you directly for advice. Instead, he decides to take matters into his own hands by secretly stealing your laptop (which he doesn’t understand) and googling things like “how to be a good mate” and “how to assert dominance without my human throwing a tantrum” while Kebi looks over his shoulder, silently judging but also kind of impressed at his willingness to try.

They will spend hours on your laptop, looking through relationship blogs and even TikTok advice videos (Amun is furiously trying to understand them and keeps pausing, like, “What is this nonsense?”). Kebi just rolls her eyes but can’t help a little chuckle at his expense.

They are both so confused by the internet. When Amun finds a post that talks about “giving your girlfriend space”, he looks at Kebi like he just discovered another ancient language. “Space?” he mutters, and Kebi just hums and nods, like she knows all about this “space” thing.

Kebi decides to Google her own searches. She types in “How to make your human love you forever”, but the only things that pop up are ridiculous relationship hacks like “50 date ideas to make her fall for you” and “signs she is secretly in love with you.” She is exasperated.

Kebi is secretly loving every second of it. She is pretending to be annoyed, but she is deeply touched that Amun is so willing to go this far. She is amazed at how much he is willing to learn for her sake.

The human, after waking up, finds their search history on the laptop.💀.The human first reaction is pure shock, but she knows better than to say anything.

[callmekebs]

AKUTAGAWA IS A HEADLOCK-IMOGEN FAN I REFUSE TO THINK OTHERWISE