#last will and testament twinsies.

[corallapis]

a note in his biodata extract that in the event of his death he wishes the doctor to collect his remains.

[sexyglances]

OK HERE I GO

156: What embarrasses you?

149: Favorite thing about your personality:

128: What do you think about the least? (um this is a rly weird question and thats exactly why im picking it 🥱)

92: A store you hate?

79: Something you wish didn’t exist:

62: What makes you follow a blog?

58: What does your URL mean? (🤪🤪🤡🤡)

Hi quan! I know i took 5ever to respond to this, i am an irresponsible blogger!

156: revealing genuine emotion! like, ugh, feelings, why can i not be a robot? also speaking to little children. why are they such emotional terrors??

149: i have a keen attention to detail which helps me see humor and pies in everyday situations that a lot of people don't notice.

128: idk, how tires are made? adult responsiblities? okra?

92: the story i hate is the one where you try not to be my friend 😢

79: military industrial complex/late stage capitalism/the trashbags i need to haul to the dumpster

62: if they don't mention football. fun posts, fun/interesting tags, text/meta posts that i find interesting, and if we share interests but their primary fandom is something i am not interested in, they category tag for my blacklist and their other interesting posts/tags outweigh my disinterest in their other posts (oops this sounds kind of mean)

58: my url is a relic of a time gone by, when i had a tumblr twinsie i was bonded to through our devotion to pies, a tribute to an era before i was abandoned by the lure of billkin's seductively awkward dancing, but now all it is is a testament to how pies may be forever, but friendships never last 😭😭😭😭