#larry x shelley

[fennecfiree]

All my ships

My otp

Cuties

We love them

Before you say "OH BUT SHES SO MUCH OLDER THAN HIM" no shes 10

I only ship this one a little, but not that much

ALR.. this is a very rarepair ive never seen much people do, but i think its cute, i kinda just made it myself

Uhm this one is more a joke cuz i think its funny

I luv this one sm

Also this one!!

haha more canon ones

LOVE THEM

CUTIES

i sorta just think its funny but still love them LMAO

People have called me "straightphobic" for "not shipping straight ships" JUST BC I SHIP STYLE, I SHIP A LOT OF STRAIGHT SHIPS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 😭😭😭😭

[crazyloml]

i tweeted this but thought i’d leave it here too

i’m sorry but casey has not been in the show long enough for me to care about her/want her with jane and they built up jane and shelley so well just to literally do nothing with it and it never to be mentioned again?? so very dumb

[letsscreamwithme]

Doom Patrol oneshot; spin the bottle, Cliff x Flex

Larry, Rama, Laura, Rita, Jane, Vic, Shelly, and Flex all sat in a circle on the floor. An empty bottle of root beer sat in between them.

"Why are we playing this again?" Cliff asked.

"Because we got nothing better to do." Jane responded.

"Everyone knows how to play this, were all adults, everyone who doesn't want to play is in the other room, it's a perfect sleepover party game! I'll go first!" Rita gingerly reached in and spun the bottle. Once it started to slow, Flex decided to do something extra. He flexed a small muscle and made it spin just a little bit more until it landed on Laura.

"Alright then, pucker up Bendy." Laura leaned across the circle and kissed her, right on the lips. Rita melted just a little before recomposing herself.

"Everyone ok with the round the circle rule instead of the kiss-ee rule?" Jane asked. Nobody complained so she spun the bottle next. Flex flexed again, this time having the bottle stop on Shelley. Jane simply smiled as she crawled forward a little so she could kiss her better. Once Jane was back in her seat, Larry spun the bottle. Flex, once again, secretly flexed his muscle so that the bottle stopped on Rama, except the bottle spun a little in the opposite way that Larry spun it to land on him. Rama shrugged and kissed him on his cheek. Larry looked over at Flex.

"You're messing with the bottle."

"What?"

"There's no reason the bottle would have spun that way. You're using your...flex magic to make the bottle land on people's partners."

"Fine you got me. I'll stop. Its my turn anyways." Flex happily took defeat as he spun the bottle. Everyone watched as it almost land on Shelley. Flex started to look disappointed. Larry caught on and managed to lean around Rita and nudge Rama. Once Rama looked at him, he nodded towards the bottle and then towards Cliff. Rama got the hint and turn the bottle just that much more magnetic that it continue to spin just enough that it missed Shelley and land next to her, on Cliff. He returned the bottle back to normal right as Cliff realized the bottle was on him.

"Uh...I'm a robot, how's a kiss gonna even work?"

"You got a brain, right? I can mess with it a little." Flex flexed one of his fingers before kissing Cliff's robotic jaw. Cliff somehow stiffened before the sound of the microwave in the next room pulled everyone away from the scene for just a moment.

"Oh! Popcorns done! I'll go get that." Cliff said before getting up and making a hasty retreat. Flex watched as Cliff walked away. Jane leaned over to Rama.

"You turned the bottle magnetic, didn't you?"

"It was Larry's idea."

"Hey, it was about time those dorks did something."

[atleastpleasetelephone]

Gentle On My Mind - Chapter 5

Initially set in 1967 when Elvis is filming Clambake. Feeling miserable and trapped after the Colonel banishes Larry and the spiritual texts, Elvis invites Gloria to keep him company through the last five days of filming. Gloria is an aspiring movie editor and more importantly she's a lot of fun. Will she be what Elvis needs to get him out of the depressive funk he's in?

Catch up with the other parts here.

Many thanks to @sissylittlefeather being my beta reader on this one.

Pairing: Elvis x OC - Gloria, a budding film editor.

Word count: 4.2k ish

TWs: Gloria's filthy mouth, angst, infidelity, blowjob, fingering, p in v sex, possessive kink, size kink, spanking, Elvis is quite dominant, think that's about it.

Elvis spends that afternoon’s filming trying very hard to concentrate on his lines and not daydream back to his lunch break, him almost dragging Gloria back to his trailer, both of them giggling like naughty kids and probably making what they were about to do incredibly obvious to half of the film crew. Going through additional takes of some of the opening scenes in the gas station, he fights the urge to think about the feeling of Gloria’s mouth all around him as he leant breathless up against the wall. Tries to forget for a few minutes the puzzle of what it was she’d done with her mouth and hands that had made him come so quickly right down her throat. Between takes, chatting to Shelley about how hot it is and whether that makes LA seem more like Florida, he repeatedly pushes the thought that this was the second time he’d left Gloria full of his come out of his mind. 

Gloria also finds herself a little distracted, her mind drifting back to the fun they’d had at lunchtime. But, as she walks back to his trailer at the end of the day, a little later than usual because she’d got so stuck into what she was doing, she reflects that maybe she’s actually learning enough to get herself a proper job. Or at the very least, enough to make those stuffy old men think that she knows what she’s doing. She bites the skin beside her thumbnail a little, thinking briefly about going back to San Francisco, and then her mind drifts back to Elvis in the trailer earlier, his hand over his mouth so everyone on the film set wouldn’t hear him moaning as she sucked him off. She’s pretty impressed with herself for somehow stuffing all of that dick into her mouth and down her throat, it’s definitely a record. 

“Where you been, honey?” 

Elvis is sprawled on the couch, taking up the entire thing. She looks down at him. 

“Got sucked into editing. I’m really enjoying it, I can’t believe how interesting it is when people actually let you do things rather than just making you get them coffee.” She picks his feet up just enough to give her space to sit down, replacing them on her lap. “Thanks for making it happen it for me.”

“No problem, Glory.”

She tilts her head to the side. “You okay?”

“Hmmm. You ever been to Hawaii?”

“Family vacation in Honolulu a few years ago.”

“Did ya like it?”

She nods, her hands resting on his shins. “Mmm yeah. Beach life. It’s definitely a nice vacation spot. But there are beaches here!” 

Elvis frowns. “Can’t really go to the beach here. Too busy.”

Gloria doesn’t miss a beat. “Not if you went in disguise,” she suggests. “Why don’t we sneak off now and go to the beach and get dinner there? Instead of just sitting in here and eating burgers again.”

Elvis is briefly completely baffled by this turn of events, and he’s about to say he probably needs to take at least one of the guys with him, and that he doesn’t know if there will be food he wants to eat at the beach, and that he really doesn’t go places that are so busy… and then he just doesn’t say any of those things and instead just says “okay.”

Gloria sits for a few seconds blinking in confusion. She had been expecting a little more resistance, but since she hasn’t got it she just pushes his legs out of the way and leaps up off the sofa. 

“Let’s go!”

***

They take her car, and he hides in the backseat as they drive off the set. Gloria has a hard time keeping a straight face driving through the gates, thinking of him in shorts and a denim jacket she’d somehow found for him to wear, lying down as flat as possible. Once they’ve got far enough up the road she pulls over and he gets out and into the front seat. She can’t help giggling at him. She’d jammed a baseball cap on his head and made him wear his shades too, and he looks successfully nothing like himself. He had complained a lot, looking at his reflection in the long mirror in the trailer, but he relented when she put her arms around him and kissed his neck and told him she thought he looked sexy. She wasn’t lying. Looking at him now, once the giggles have subsided, she thinks he looks really good. More casual than usual, which she likes. And he’s not wearing too many clothes. One of her main gripes with the movie, whenever she stops to watch a take or two, is that they’ve over-dressed him. Since it’s meant to be set in Florida, she’d have expected him in shorts and a t-shirt a bit more often. And more sensible shoes. She does have a soft spot for that all-denim outfit, especially remembering him changing out of it and giving her her first glimpse of the outline of that fucking huge dick, but it still seems an odd choice for the movie. 

“What’re you thinking about, Glory?” 

She shakes her head a little and looks over at him. “Your fantastic outfit.”

“I can’t tell if you’re making fun of me.”

“I like it.”

“Even this?” Indicating the baseball cap.

“Even that. In fact, you can leave that on later if you want, in bed.”

She starts to giggle again. Elvis shakes his head. “You’re unbelievable.”

“I know.”

He smiles as he looks across at her. She’s just put the top down on her car so her golden hair blows gently around her face under her sun hat. Her hazel eyes are shining with amusement and he watches her tanned arms on the steering wheel. She drives comfortably, seat back, keeping her eyes on what she’s doing but never looking remotely bothered by anything that happens. The car never jolts, the whole journey is a very smooth ride and Elvis wonders if he’s ever been driven by a woman who is this good at it. 

“God must’ve sent you to me,” he murmurs, almost to himself. 

“God?” She asks, spinning the steering wheel quickly as she looks for a space to park. “I’m agnostic, I don’t know if he’d have sent me. Probably would’ve wanted you to have a true believer.” 

She sticks her tongue out slightly in concentration as she backs the car up into a space. Elvis frowns slightly. 

“Agnostic?” 

“Hmm yeah. C’mon, we’re good, I’ve just seen a hot dog stand over there too. I bet you like hot dogs.”

“You don’t believe in God?” Elvis asks, following her as she bounds out of the car, barely stopping to lock it before she runs over to get in the line for the stand.

Gloria shrugs her shoulders. “Don’t think we can know so I don’t try. Maybe there is one, maybe there isn’t. Presumably I’ll find out eventually. Two hot dogs please, one with extra mustard.”

Elvis blinks at the heady mix of theology and fast food. He puts his arm around her as they walk down to the beach together. There are a lot of people, but none of them give him a second glance.

“I read the bible every day,” he tells her, somehow becoming deadly serious. “God is an important part of my life.”

She nods. “That’s cool. I wish I could believe in God but I just don’t have it in me. What about here?” She gestures to the bit of sand just in front of them. 

“Sure.” 

They sit down and start to eat. “You just believe in that white bearded guy up in the sky, or anything else?” She asks, with a mouthful of food. 

Elvis laughs and finds himself suddenly less serious again. “I’m interested in a lot of things. I’ve got this book which shows you how to calculate your number, and once you do that you can find out about your destiny and…”

“Numerology!” Gloria declares, completely interrupting him. “I love that shit.”

Elvis is immediately torn between loving her enthusiasm and being embarrassed by how loudly she just cussed.

“I’m a five, look,” she shows him the bracelet on her arm which has the number 5 hanging off it in the form of a golden charm. “What’re you?”

“An eight.”

“Oooooh we’re so compatible!” 

Elvis laughs. He finishes his final bite of hot dog and looks into her eyes. “Well it makes sense that you’re a five. It’s the number of freedom.”

“Yeah and I am still free from my panties, which I have to say is a very dangerous situation on this beach.”

“Oh. You could’ve brought a swimsuit.”

“Well no-one told me that!”

Their eyes sparkle as they tease each other back and forth, getting in a little play fight which ends with Elvis lying on his back in the sand, his cap knocked off, and Gloria half-sprawled on top of him. 

“Okay, so what are eights like then?” She asks, once she’s got her breath back.

“Great leaders,” Elvis replies, then giggles. 

“Oh, great leaders. I see. I’m just a mad impulsive girl who came to the beach with no swimsuit and you’re gonna be the president or something.”

He pulls her closer to him with the arm that’s currently wrapped around her shoulders. 

“It doesn’t look like I’m going to be the president right now, does it? No-one here has recognised me. Not one person.”

She puts her chin on his chest. “You’re in disguise.”

He huffs. “I was wearing a hat.”

They lie there for a while longer, talking about their respective numbers and debating whether Elvis wants to be recognised or not, and then he looks at his watch. 

“Think we should be getting back, Glory. The guys will be wondering where I am.”

***

Gloria notes the look of disappointment on Elvis’ face when he discovers that far from sending out a search party for him, no-one had even realised he hadn’t been in the trailer for the whole evening. 

“Can’t even pay people to give a shit about you,” he mutters, throwing himself melodramatically onto the bed, even though it's still early. 

Gloria kicks off her sandals and tries to dust the sand off her feet before getting onto the bed next to him. “I give a shit about you,” she says quietly, into his neck. 

Elvis is startled into looking down at her. He can’t see her face, buried as it is in the crook of his neck, but she sounds sincere. “I’m sure you do, honey.” He runs his fingers through her hair. 

She doesn't like his tone. It sounds like he’s dismissing her feelings, which had sort of snuck out of her when she wasn’t looking. She does give a shit about him though. It’s hard not to. 

“Well I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t.”

Elvis isn’t sure how to respond. He had thought that she just liked sleeping with him. But she has spent a lot of time listening to him over the past few days. 

“Um, thanks,” he mumbles, awkwardly. 

Gloria sighs quietly. Never mind her feelings then. Back to being her usual fun, sunny self. Only one day of filming left anyway. There’s no point in getting deep. 

***

The final day of filming is a busy one for Elvis, and he barely has a moment to himself. He looks longingly at Gloria from time to time, but there’s no opportunity to talk let alone anything else. He keeps thinking back to what she said about giving a shit about him. Running the conversation over and over again in his mind, he feels like he should’ve said something better than thanks, but once he’d missed his initial opportunity she had just started prattling on about numbers again. And not long after that she’d taken her dress off and he’d forgotten all about anything she might’ve said. 

“That’s a wrap!” 

Elvis sighs with relief at the words. It’s fairly late and he’s desperate to be alone with Gloria, on their final day together. Then he remembers the wrap party. There’s no way he’s going to get away without going, and probably staying for most of it. He doesn’t have any excuses. 

***

Gloria flits about the party, talking to anyone and everyone. She loves an opportunity to socialise, and this is even better because she’s making contacts in the industry too. Contacts outside of her daddy and his friends. And because no-one knows who she is, they treat her differently. With respect. She can see Elvis out of the corner of her eye, his flirting with Shelley getting almost completely out of control. She knows he’s trying to get her attention, but she doesn’t care about him flirting with actresses. After all, it’s not as if they’re going to be together after tonight. He’s going home to marry Priscilla. 

***

Elvis is pulling out all the stops with Shelley. Laughing loudly at everything she says that’s remotely funny, leaning in close to her when she’s talking quietly, carefully brushing a strand of hair from her face. Even going so far as to wrap an arm around her waist. Shelley’s enjoying herself but she’s not daft. She can see Elvis’ eyes flicking across to the pretty blonde on the other side of the room to see if she’s noticed what he’s doing. Shelley is amused that Elvis Presley is trying to get a girl’s attention, and in such a roundabout way. She decides to help him out a little. 

“Do you think it would help her notice if I did this?” She asks, putting both of her arms around his neck and looking up into his slightly surprised face. 

“Ah-I-I… I dunno what you’re uh… talking about,” he replies, stumbling over the words but putting his hands on her hips instinctively. 

“Ah come on, yes you do. You’re flirting with me to get her attention!”

“Oh no, baby, I wouldn’t do that… I-I-” 

“If you wanted to talk to me you just had to come over.”

Elvis looks away from Shelley’s amused face to see Gloria standing next to her. 

“Oh-Ah-I… honey, I jus’...” 

Both women laugh as Shelley removes her arms from around his neck. “See you later. Nice working with you again,” she tells him, giving him a kiss on his now burning cheek. 

“You looked busy,” Elvis tells Gloria, sheepishly. 

“I was networking.”

“Networking?”

“Yeah, you know. Making friends who don’t know who my daddy is.”

He nods. “I’m dying to get out of here.”

“Me too. Think you have to do a bit more though,” she nods at a man with a moustache making a bee-line for them. “Let me know when you’re ready to go. You can just come over and tell me this time.”

***

They finally get back to the trailer in the early hours of the morning. They’re barely through the door before they start pulling at one another’s clothes in an attempt to get them off. 

“I’m disappointed I was too busy filming to do this earlier,” Elvis pants, between frantic kisses. 

“Me too,” Gloria moans as he starts to kiss her neck. “And I hate that the party went on for so long. God, I thought we’d never leave.”

He unclasps her bra now that he’s taken her dress off. “When Bill started that speech…” he groans, then slides his mouth over her nipple. 

“The world’s longest, most boring speech, you mean?” She arches into his mouth as her hands find his belt and undo it. 

“Mmmm. Worst. Speech. Ever.” He punctuates each word with kisses that get lower and lower until his mouth is just above her clit. 

She squirms, her hands in his hair trying to push his head further down. He smirks and kisses his way back up her body again, lips finding hers. Moaning into his mouth, she grabs one of his hands and tries to guide it to where she failed to get his head to go. He chuckles as he pulls away from her again. 

“Needy little girl, aintcha?” He teases. 

She nods. “Been needy for you all day, big boy. Feel.” Finally managing to get his hand between her legs, she directs his fingers to run over her soaking pussy. 

He groans. “Bet ya ruined that skirt you were wearing earlier.”

“Yeah, it’s actually a great way to give yourself extra laundry,” she jokes. “As I’m sure you know, Mr. I Don’t Wear Underpants.” 

“Don’t do my own laundry,” he replies, before picking her up and putting her over his shoulder. “Right, you. Bed.”

Gloria squeals and kicks her legs and he gives her a quick sharp slap on the ass. She squeals again, in surprise and delight. Walking the few steps to the bedroom, he throws her down onto the bed so hard she bounces back up slightly. 

“Oooh Mr Dominant!” 

He shakes his head, trying to look stern but unable to keep himself from smiling. “It’s Mr Presley.”

She throws her head back and laughs uncontrollably. “Oh, is that what you want me to call you?”

Still giggling until she finds him on top of her, pinning her hands above her head, his eyes full of lust. “No, you know what I like you to call me. My needy girl.”

She moans a little at the name, trying to wriggle her hands free but unable to get away from his firm grip. “I want you… so bad… big boy,” she whines, arching towards him, desperate for more contact. 

“Think I might want to tease you a little first.”

She can’t resist trying it, despite what he just said. “Yes, Mr Presley.” 

He feels his dick get immediately harder at her words. He hadn’t thought he’d like it, usually people calling him Mr Presley made him feel old. But her cute west coast accent, her fluttering eyelashes and the slightly desperate tone in her voice have changed his mind. He leans down, kissing the skin just beneath her ear. 

“You can keep doing that.”

She bites her lip and rolls her body into his, now he’s that bit closer. “Yes, Mr Presley.”

He groans. Fuck. It’s going to be more difficult to tease her than he thought, if she keeps saying that. It’s going to be very hard for him to not just come in his pants. He kisses her again and then shifts so he can take the rest of his clothes off. Leaning back over her, he starts kissing gently down her body, enjoying watching her squirm trying to get him to move more quickly, deliberately stopping and peppering her with kisses just below her belly button until she’s groaning in frustration and begging him to move lower. 

“Please. Oh fuck. Please. I’m dripping for you.”

His eyes roll back in his head at the description and he decides to give her what she wants, spreading her legs with his palms and kissing her soaking wet pussy. She moans pornographically, hands grabbing his head as she grinds her hips up into his face, completely ignoring the fact that he’s only gently kissing her. He growls against her, vibrations making her moan even more loudly. Grabbing her hands and pulling them off his head, he looks up at her. 

“Don’t think my girl is doing as she’s told.”

She whines and wriggles. “I just want you to touch me…”

Shaking his head, he suddenly grabs her and wrestles with her until he has her over his knee. He brings his hand back and then slaps her hard on one ass cheek. She squeaks. 

“Feel like my girl needs to learn her lesson.”

Gloria rubs her thighs together, desperate for some friction. She’s so turned on she can barely stand it. She’s starting to wonder if she could just just come from him spanking her and calling her his girl. 

“Yes, Mr Presley,” she breathes. 

He bites his lip and tries really hard not to let on how much he’s enjoying this, though he’s sure she must be able to feel his erection digging into her. Slapping her ass again, he watches it jiggle and get red and listens to her moan and whine. Then he slides two fingers into her pussy. 

“Oh, fuck.”

Her head flops down onto the bed as she feels his fingers slowly thrust in and out, pleasure building inside her. Just as she’s starting to really enjoy herself he removes them and slaps her again. She screws her eyes shut and tries to control the noises that are coming out of her mouth as he continues alternating between touching her and spanking her. Eventually she completely loses control. 

“Oh fuck please Elvis please I want you so bad I’m sorry for being a bad girl.”

He chuckles and gently lifts her head with his other hand. “I better put ya out of your misery, huh?”

Her head flops back down again as he starts rubbing her clit quickly, pushing his thumb inside her, listening to the pleasured noises she makes as her orgasm builds quickly and then completely overpowers her. 

“FUCK.” 

If he thought her cussing on the beach was too loud, this was on a completely different scale. He puts his hand over her mouth as he gently rubs her through her high, shushing her. Her hot breath and mumbled curses against his skin. He doesn’t let her lie there for long though, he’s so desperate to have his fill of her.

“On your knees, baby.”

She gets up slowly until she’s kneeling on the bed, looking up at him expectantly. 

“No, not like that. Hands and knees.” He gestures at her to turn around so she’s facing away from him. 

He strokes her ass with one hand and his dick with the other. “All that looking at your ass made me want you like this.”

Her moans start off soft and soon crescendo again as he starts to push inside her. Groaning as he finally bottoms out, he pushes her head down onto the bed. 

“I need you to be quiet.”

She whimpers a little at the feeling of being so stretched in this position. “Yes, Mr Presley.”

Trying his best to hold it together at those words, his hands grip her hips as he starts to move inside her. She presses her face into the bed to muffle the noises she makes as he pulls almost all the way out and then slides in again, repeatedly. Elvis is driving himself crazy too, the intensity of the feeling of her all around his dick is almost too much. He gives up on moving slowly, his thrusts hard and fast now, making her body rock with each one. Her fingers dig into the mattress, trying to stop herself just collapsing on the bed with the force of his movements. He’s pounding her so hard she can feel tears gathering in the corners of her eyes. But it feels so good too. So good that she can feel her second orgasm building in the pit of her stomach.

Elvis is so close it’s almost killing him but he really wants to feel her walls squeeze him again. “Is my good girl going to come again?” He pants. 

“Y-yes… yes Mr Presley…” she pants back, getting up onto her forearms and pushing back against him with every thrust. 

His eyes roll back in his head and then all of a sudden he feels it, the squeeze of her walls around him as she falls forward onto the bed, only the force of him gripping her hips keeping her from collapsing completely. 

“Oh fuck,” he murmurs, and just like the last time it’s only one or two more thrusts before he’s coming too, deep inside her. Letting go of her hips they both collapse in a heap, breathing hard. 

He rolls off her and then pulls her into his arms, covering her face in kisses. She smiles and wraps her arms around his neck. Breath still uneven, he looks at her with grave seriousness. 

“Are you okay Glory? I don’t know what came over me then…”

Her mouth curls into an even bigger smile. “I’m great, thank you, Mr Presley.”

Wrapping a leg around his waist as she watches him cringe a little and blush.

“Oh God you’re never going to stop with that now, are you?”

“Never. Thought you were enjoying it. I know I was.”

He moves to kiss her neck. “Yeah I was,” he murmurs against her skin. “You sure I didn’t take it too far?” He looks up, his face worried. 

“No way. That was so hot. You can throw me around like that any time you want.”

She watches as his face changes from worry to a look that’s almost pride. Then it changes again to sadness as he remembers that “any time” will be over in a matter of hours. 

“Do you have to go back home tomorrow?” He asks, urgently. 

“I don’t have to do anything,” she replies. “But um, no I can stay, if that’s what you’re asking?”

Is that what he’s asking?

“Yes please. Please stay.”

***

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First Round Masterlist Part 2:

3/20/2023:

Johnny C. | Johnny The Homicidal Maniac vs. Kurapika | Hunter x Hunter

Tangerine | Bullet Train vs. Double Trouble | She-ra

Grell Sutcliff | Black Butler vs. Snufkin | Moomin

Roronoa Zoro | One Piece vs. Korra | Legend of Korra

Kusuriuri | Ayakashi: Samurai Horror Tales vs. Smaug | The Hobbit

Gabrielle De Lioncourt | The Vampire Chronicles vs. Jiraya | Naruto

Hikaru Hoshina | Star Twinkle Precure vs. Koki Kariya | The World Ends With You

Duncan | Total Drama Island vs. Gerard Keay | The Magnus Archives

Sceptile | Pokemon vs. SMT Demons | Shin Megami Tensei

The Onceler | The Lorax vs. Ferris Argyle | Re: Zero

Jim Starling | Ducktales 2017 vs. Grusha | Pokemon

Mabel | Gravity Falls vs. Maleficient | Maleficient

3/21/2023:

Juo | High Rise Invasion vs. JD | Heathers

Red Son | Lego Monkie Kid vs. Jean Descole | Professor Layton

Donatello Hamato | ROTTMNT vs. Larry Johnson | Sally Face

Ellie Sattler | Jurrassic Park vs. Monster Belos | The Owl House

Casey Jones | TMNT 2012 vs. Kimiko Ross | Dresden Codak

Neteyam | Avatar: The Way of Water vs. Dean Winchester | Supernatural

Marty McFly | Back to the Future vs. Takumi Usui | Maid-sama

Mischa Bachinski | Ride the Cyclone vs. Jinx | Arcane

N | Pokemon vs. Floofty Fizzlebean | Bugsnax

Calcifer | Howl's Moving Castle vs. Young Nihil | Ghost BC

Envy | Full Metal Alchemist vs. Mae | Night in the Woods

The Cat | The Cat Returns vs. Joker | The Lego Batman

3/22/2023:

Vinny Folson | Lego Ninjago vs. Blue Spirit | Avatar: The Last Airbender

Deidara | Naruto vs. Blahaj | IKEA

Viktor | Arcane vs. Haruka Tenou | Sailor Moon

Human Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls vs. Spectra | Bakugan

Seteth | Fire Emblem 3 Houses vs. Rouxls | Deltarune

Guybrush Threepwood | Monkey Island Series vs. Alex Fierro | Magnus Chase

Joker | Persona 5 / Royale vs. Dottore | Genshin Impact

Nausicaa | Nausicaa of the Wind vs. Macaque | Lego Monkie Kid

Phone Guy | FNAF vs. Candace Flynn | Phineas and Ferb

Anthony J. Crowley | Good Omens vs. Link | Breath of the Wild

Maisie Lockwood | Jurassic World Dominion vs. Zasp | Bug Fables

Nagito Komaeda | Danganronpa vs. Kurotowa | Nausicaa Manga

3/23/2023:

Dave Strider | Homestuck vs. Eda Clawthorne | The Owl House

Super Star Rockin' Jay | Ninjago vs. Ladybug | Bullet Train

Marcy Wu | Amphibia vs. Willem Dafoe | Spiderman/Wes Anderson Films

Noah | Total Drama Island vs. Jack Sparrow | Pirates of the Carribean

Distortion! Micheal Shelley | The Magnus Archives vs. Ralsei | Deltarune

Crona | Soul Eater vs. Lucilius | Gran Blue Fantasy

Papa Emeritus III | Ghost Bc vs. Augustus Sinclair | Bioshock 2

Luka Couffaine | Miraculous Ladybug vs. Ryan Akagi | Infinity Train

Gonzo | Muppets vs. Gunpowder Tim | The Mechanisms

Teruki Hanazawa | Mob Psycho 100 vs. Columbo | Columbo

Nahobino | Shin Megami Tensei V vs. Kuvira | Legend of Korra

Legolas | Lord of the Rings vs. William Afton | Five Nights at Freddy's

3/24/2023:

Victor Frankenstein | Frankenstein vs. Klavier Gavin | Ace Attorney

Eric Draven | The Crow vs. Medic | Team Fortress 2

Alador Blight | The Owl House vs. Vlad Plasmius | Danny Phantom

Vash the Stampede | Trigun vs. Juno Steel | Penumbra Podcast

Desire | The Sandman vs. Bipper | Gravity Falls

[laura-de-milf]

Doom Patrol. A Eulogy

*inhales deeply*

This. show.

It isn't really a show about superpowered people. I think it's actually a show about underpowered people who, sure, can occasionally pull off a cool stunt, but for the most part are so broken that they can barely function. With such a strong focus on character, personal growth and The Human Condition- this isn't just something I haven't seen in superhero media; it's something I haven't really seen in all of television.

Shall I list all the ways that this show has improved my outlook on life? (ok, not all-)

The queer rep. Need I say more? Genuinely though--I can't recall ever watching a show where I trusted so implicitly that the queer relationships would be a) intentional, b) integrated into the plot naturally, and c) handled well throughout the show. Looking back on my Doom Patrol experience- not once did I worry about queerbaiting or the queer rep feeling tokenistic. I never worried that the queer storylines would be unceremoniously written out to "improve mass appeal". The queer themes were there, intentional, and unique. We have the classic repression/acceptance arc with Larry, but we also have the slow-burn courtship arc with Jane and Shelley (Jane's block being her personal trauma rather than shame for being queer). Characters like Cliff openly accepting the queer relationships to the point where Jane feels completely comfortable opening up to him--and only him--about her and Shelley. Rita and Laura might not be a canon romantic couple, but those two forged a deeply loving bond faster than you can utter the phrase "uhaul lesbians" and have had a tumultuous relationship that is entirely different from Jane x Shelley. Absolutely magical. There's nothing formulaic about The Gay Plot here: the queer relationships (plural!!!) are unique and explored, given just as much importance and screen time as any of the heterosexual relationships. (I know there is still time to fuck this up but the point is: I have trust in this show in a way that I don't normally for most shows. That's really special.)

The Sisterhood of Dada. I know they weren't everyone's cup of tea, but personally I cared less about their plot relevance and more about what they represented: the pure, wholesome and shameless creation of art. Literally any art. Film. Interpretive dance. Sculpture. Spoken word poetry. Bent paperclips. Don't "choose a niche" and pigeonhole yourself as just A Filmmaker or just A Writer: try whatever you want because it's fucking fun. You'll learn something. Shit doesn't even have to be good; it doesn't have to make sense. It just has to empower you against the forces which seek to hold you down. Maybe Dada is nonsense, but it's subversive nonsense. Most of all, though, I loved the found-family aspect of the Sisterhood: a safe place in which one could experiment creatively without fear of judgement from the outside world. I'll probably spend the rest of my life trying to cultivate elements of this in my real world, even if I can't necessarily build myself a secret teleporting salon out of fog where I can be weird and free with my 6 eccentric pals. The world needs more room for creative experimentation.

Lastly but so very not-least that it's actually the most important point of all: this show gave me Laura. I'm admittedly not as well-versed in the DC/Marvel universes as most fans, but I can't tell you how floored I was to find such a captivating mature female superhero. I've finally started to understand the appeal of having a fantastical super-powered person to look up to--even as a grown-ass adult. She's not a 25-year-old in a latex bodysuit with a physicality I'll never be able to (retroactively) attain. She's not here to be a looker for the boys. She's real. She's fucked up. She's incredibly intelligent, street smart, competent in her ability, and benefits from a wealth of wisdom forged in life experience. She deals with intense trauma. She struggles. She's made huge mistakes. But she's trying her best and she's genuinely growing. Probably most importantly of all, she reinforces how, contrary to what society will lead us to believe, a woman's life, growth, wisdom, wit, accomplishments--and, hell, beauty!!--are only just getting started, even as she turns 40. And that she's so heavily queer-coded?? Sublime. We need people like Laura. I need people like Laura.

So...yeah. I am SO grateful that a show like this exists and that I found it. Thanks for the good times.

🖤

...now all that being said- Doom Patrol has nothing to lose now. Go ahead. Give us the Rita x Laura smooch. As a treat. 😇

[aimmyarrowshigh]

Good question! Honestly, not really, unless it was because either Harry or Louis were being paired with someone else slashy (usually either Nick Grimshaw, the BBC Radio1 deejay, or Zayn). But generally speaking, they were either lovers or just... not in the fic.

There really isn't a huge market for gen 1D RPF, at least on AO3. I know on Wattpad there's a LOT of het, self-insert/Mary Sue stuff.

But of the ~69,000 1D fics on AO3, ~43,000 of them are Harry/Louis, and the next top ships are also Harry/someone or Louis/someone. Harry/Louis is/was a juggernaut of all juggernauts.

I know that whenever I wrote either Harry or Louis with anyone other than each other, even in threesome stuff that was still including the two of them, a lot of people were/are VERY against it. I STILL get dumbass comments on some of my old 1D stuff of people FREAKING OUT when they get to a scene of Harry/Any Woman, and I remember getting a lot of angry anons when I started writing Harry Styles/George Shelley.

Larries GENUINELY NEED Harry to have ONLY EVER been with Louis, even in fiction, and they are SO MAD when you insinuate anything else.

I will say, though, that very early on in the band's existence (like X-Factor kmeme era/2010-2011) there were some very good OT5 fics that were like, "Harry/Louis, but then they fold in Zayn. And then Niall. And I guess Liam is there to be fair." Slippage and Settlement (duology) by likecharity on LJ remain A+ 1D fic.

Congrats to the proud papa! Back in 2016, One Direction's Louis Tomlinson became a father (fact) and 1D fans everywhere decided that the baby's name was Conchobar (rumor). This week, V tells Emily the story of a fandom she was actually in, and may have had an accidental hand in turning into a shitshow, as the sordid saga of Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson shipping baffles Emily to her core. When does RPF (real-person fanfiction) turn from a hobby into a damaging force? Why did actual celebrity news sources pander to "Larries"? And how much fault actually lies at V's very sorry feet?

This Week In Fandom History is a new fandom-centric podcast that tells you… what happened this week in fandom history!

This is our first episode in which one of our hosts participated heavily in the fandom being covered! We're excited to hear your thoughts!

[gothamgirlgayngs]

Jane: *wearing a Hazmat suit and banging on Larry's door* Wake the Fuck Up and let me in Larry!

Larry: Why would you want to come in here?

Jane: The Fog was really pretty and I think she awakened something in me....

Larry: The Fog- You better sit down and tell me everything.

[femmeetart]

Doom Patrol 3x10 favourite moments (or just me pointing out parallels //)

he strongggg // cliff carrying jane when she came out of the donkey's mouth aannnd i feel like she prob have been carried a few other times..?

I've never seen Jane so caring towards Polly. Jane is the best primary

Also, i really love Hammerhead

Cliff doing the breathing exercise Rita taught him

Laura talking to robots the whole episode (count cyborg in if u wanna)

I would add Jane x Shelley but the 10pic limit n thrs alr pics on Tumblr so

I said it B4 n I'll say it again, i love Clara (and her wife and Rory)

Yess Driller Bill

BABY

The floor is really feeling the love this ep

+vic on the ground↑ and vic laying Jane on the ground in the 1st scene

+the time machine drilling down into the ground ahhaha

Vic (and Laura?) // Rita and Larry being the "useless" ones

The name sticker // the sticker on cliff's head 'scrap'→'crap'

And the label speech.. now they're labelling themselves with their names

+The superhero talk again

+"i want to go home" parallel awh🤧

AND WE GOT TO SEE A GIGANTIC RITA :D

I'm still a bit unsure where the time machine came from- i still think it came out of nowhere for Laura n Rita to create the time loop of using it back n forth ahahah

[larry-archives]

>CLOSETING<

Estos posts y traducciones fueron escritos por varios blogs. Son: @alwayslxu @killthekarma @larrieold @comeonwykyk @investigaterainbows @whenyouvequitefinished @onlyforthekings @non-binharry @caprispace @larryspain @killmyangelvol6 @lthstockholm (tw) @queensgaybeach1d 

Masterposts:

Español: El closeting en la industria musical. La industria musical y su clara homofobia durante los años. el mundo de la musica esta llena de abusos - ejemplos sobre closeting ¿Que es una casa discografica? - closeting El clóset en la industria. ¿Por que aun no se ha confirmado larry? larry stylinson no es marketing ¿por qué larry no es marketing? Simon Cowell y Max Clifford MODEST! (no relacionado con Larry) ¿Realmente estamos locxs al pensar que una compañía puede prohibirle a un artista salir del clóset? Closeting/Bearding y salir del clóset en la industria del entretenimiento. “NO ES GAY, TIENE NOVIA” Otros artistas en el clóset - análisis Citas de otro artistas y su closeting Ejemplos del Closeting en la industria Interesante historia de un miembro de una banda de chicos obligado a ocultar su sexualidad. Contratos, relaciones y discos, contado por un miembro de una bot band Argentina George Shelley hablando sobre su closeting La razón por la cual Louis y Harry SÍ pueden estar en el clóset contra su voluntad ¿Es legal o hay forma de saber si un artista enclosetado pueda dar pistas de su closeting? ¿POR QUÉ LARRY NO PUEDE SALIR? El closet existe ¿confirmacion larry si o no?  ¿Por que H sigue en el closet? muestra un poco de empatia Louis y la existencia de los contratos ¿Louis ya es libre? /¿por que sigue con los stunts si lo es? Negaciones y gestion/management ¿Por qué las celebridades hacen relaciones falsas?  La industria reflejada en la televisión La homofobia .X. (hilo twitter) tagg

[twopoppies]

Heyyyy G! I was looking for a fic on AO3 since I wanted to reread it, but I can’t remember the name and the filters are kinda useless. LOL. Do you remember anything about HL and another guy named Jack/George? It was a series IIRC and had much smut. Thanks ;)

Dude. Do I remember anything about it? It's one of my all time favorite series of fics. Polyamory, BDSM, Canon Divergence, Larry + George Shelley... it's really good (despite needing editing).

Never Never Never Stop for Anyone (Sheylinsonverse) by aimmyarrowshigh, spibsy (lucy_and_ramona) (E, 10-work series, 439K)

Part 1: The night before the first live show of X Factor's ninth series, George meets Harry and Louis in a nightclub.

[shelleyhennigsource]

Shelley Hennig cast in Netflix’s ‘The Woman In The House’

Mary Holland (Happiest Season), Shelley Hennig (Dollface), Christina Anthony (Mixed-ish), Samsara Yett (The Flight Attendant), Cameron Britton (Mindhunter) and Benjamin Levy Aguilar (Filthy Rich) have been cast opposite Kristen Bell and Tom Riley in Netflix’s eight-episode limited series The Woman in the House, from Gloria Sanchez Productions (Dead To Me, Hustlers).

Created by Rachel Ramras, Hugh Davidson and Larry Dorf, who also serve as co-showrunners, The Woman In The House centers around heartbroken Anna (Bell), for whom every day is the same. She sits with her wine, staring out the window, watching life go by without her. But when a handsome neighbor moves in across the street, Anna starts to see a light at the end of the tunnel. That is until she witnesses a gruesome murder… Or did she?

Hennig portrays Lisa, who is sweet and sexy, but is there more than meets the eye beneath her seemingly shallow surface? Anna certainly thinks so.

(x)

[ameliajessicapond]

i need new people to follow

i have no idea if this is even tumblr Etiquette anymore but im so bored my dash is so slow anyway like this post and i will follow you

i cant promise i'll stay forever but genuinely my dash is so slow these days i am just eccited to look at some NEW STUFF

things i am currently looking for/key words that will hopefully put this on your screen somehow:

critical role

WIDOJEST, specifically

jester lavorre content, more generally

caleb widogast content, more generally

dungeons and dragons

That Gay Shit

specifically, That Bi Shit

SHADOWHUNTERS BOOKS

CHAIN OF GOLD/CHAIN OF IRON/THE LAST HOURS (please none of my friends have read these books and i will never know peace)

okay this is really specific but like, literature memes that are just long text posts with the aim of bullying Byron as he so rightly deserves

shakespeare

mary shelley

jane austen

LYDIA BENNET

shipwrecked comedy!!!!!!

the lizzie bennet diaries in case that wasn't clear already

the raven cycle, the wolves of mercy falls

percy jackson

his dark materials

AMY POND

doctor who (derogatory)

harry potter (DEROGATORY)

harry x hermione, unfortunately, always and forever

mental health memes ig

??????

funny text posts

idk

wait

one direction (derogatory)

harry styles

louis tomlinson

yea im a reformed larry these days but they're just my two faves i swear i like niall just fine too

swan queen, peripherally

once upon a time (slur)

ok bye x

[lilygrabharryandrun]

just googled union j for the 1st time in 4 years amd found out george shelley is out of the bad and ive been in shock since why am i like this i didnt even cared for them for 4 fucking years

[laura-de-milf]

So I love the Jane x Shelley stuff being set up, and am very hopeful about the prospect of Larry finally getting a love interest this season. But I'm rapidly losing hope for Rita x Laura now...

...unless Doom Patrol is wonderfully, shamelessly galaxy brain and has every intention of making most of the main cast visibly queer.

Which. 👀 🫡

[wrestlingisfake]

Impact Fake Rankings, 5/9/2021

Men's singles division - babyfaces

Rich Swann

Trey Miguel

Eddie Edwards

Matt Cardona

Josh Alexander (Impact X champion)

TJP/Manik

Willie Mack

Jake Something

Petey Williams

Fallah Bahh

Men's singles division - heels

Kenny Omega (Impact world champion, AEW men's world champion, AAA mega champion)

Moose

Sami Callihan

Chris Bey

Ace Austin

Brian Myers

El Phantasmo

W. Morrissey

Rohit Raju

Mahabali Shera

Unranked: Hernandez, Johnny Swinger, Madman Fulton, VSK

(Wrestlers who are not listed on the official Impact website roster are noted in italics.)

The key story in Impact is that AEW's Kenny Omega has captured the Impact world title from Rich Swann, so all the top men in the company are looking to win it back. Moose vs. Callihan vs. Miguel vs. Cardona vs. Bey vs. Chris Sabin is booked for May 15 to determine Omega's first challenger.

Where the Omega storyline is headed is anyone's guess.

Whereas AAA doesn't give a crap if their champions do jobs in other promotions, AEW is supposed to have a policy against that sort of thing. So in theory Omega can't lose the Impact title, or even get pinned to set up a title match, until he stops being the AEW champion. In reality, though, I think something's got to give, although I don't expect it to happen anytime soon.

Right now no man on the Impact roster feels like a rising star worthy of beating Kenny-by-god-Omega in an interpromotional title match. So Impact's to priority is to make that star, and they should probably take their time with it. Moose feels like an early favorite for this role. Swann, Miguel, or Edwards could do it, but it'll take more work to build them up. I can imagine Alexander, Austin, or Something in that spot someday, but to get it done in 2021 will be a massive undertaking.

Meanwhile, TJP vs. Williams vs. Austin vs. Phantasmo vs. Raju vs. Acey Romero is set for May 13 to decide who will challenge Josh Alexander for the X title. I would guess that Phantasmo, on loan from New Japan Pro Wrestling, will end up in that title match.

Men's tag team division - babyfaces

FinJuice - David Finlay & Juice Robinson (Impact men's tag team champions)

Beer Guns - Chris Sabin & James Storm

Crazzy Steve & Black Taurus

Men's tag team division - heels

The Good Brothers - Doc Gallows & Karl Anderson

Violent By Design - Rhino & Deaner & Joe Doering

It's kind of crazy how everyone's so worked up about Kenny Omega and Jon Moxley busting through forbidden doors that "NJPW team holds Impact tag title" is just kind of a footnote. If I was Don Callis, my strategy here would be for FinJuice to keep the belts long enough to defend them on New Japan shows, and maybe even lose the title to another New Japan team. Picture this: Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa beat FinJuice in the summer, to set up the Guerillas of Destiny vs. the Good Brothers at the Tokyo Dome.

Of course, that leaves most of Impact's in-house tag teams waiting around for something to do. I'd give them title shots now and then, but otherwise I'd keep them busy in various tournaments and such to determine top contenders. Of course to do tournaments and such you need more teams, which would create an excuse to introduce new teams and have them stick around for more than a one-off. Then after Impact gets their belts back, they'll have a big strong tag division to fight over them.

Now, watch them not do any of that, because lol TNA.

Women's singles division - babyfaces

Taylor Wilde

Rosemary

Jessicka Havok

Alisha Edwards

Women's singles division - heels

Deonna Purrazzo (Impact women's champion)

Tenille Dashwood

Susan/Su Yung/Susie

Kimber Lee

Just having eight active women puts Impact way ahead of any one brand of WWE. Obviously, if you combined the rosters of Raw, Smackdown, NXT, and NXT UK, you could blow Impact out of the water in terms of depth and talent. But WWE's never going to do that, are they?

Women's tag team division - babyfaces

Jordynne Grace & Rachael Ellering (Impact women's tag team champions)

Women's tag team division - heels

Fire and Flava - Kiera Hogan & Tasha Steelz

Unfortunately the revival of Impact's women's tag title went about the way I expected, and we've just got two teams endlessly fighting over the belts. Once one team wins the feud, I expect the other to drift apart just as a new one emerges to take its place. It's no way to run a tag division, but sadly it's the state of the art in women's wrestling.

No matches in 30 days: Acey Romero, John E. Bravo, Kaleb with a K/Suicide, Larry D, ODB, Raj Singh, Shawn Daivari, Tommy Dreamer

Romero is set to appear in an X division match next week. Although the X division is sort of meant for cruiserweights, there's officially no weight limit. But the fact they left Willie Mack out of the match in favor of the biggest, chonkiest guy on the roster feels like a rib. What this means for Romero's team with Larry D remains to be seen.

It's been 18 moths since Raj Singh wrestled a match. A year ago that wasn't unusual, as a lot of US-based wrestlers were sidelined by the pandemic and/or travel restrictions. Almost all of them have since managed to come in and work at least a few dates. Anyway, this is your occasional reminder that Raj Singh still exists, at least on paper.

Inactive

Alex Shelley (awaiting COVID-19 vaccination)

Eric Young (leg - ACL tear)

Heath Miller (hip/abdomen - adductor tear, multiple hernias)

Shelley's situation is unusual in that he's decided to stop wrestling for fear of passing COVID from the arena to his physical therapy patients. I would think he's been fully inoculated by now, but I wouldn't blame him if he believes that's not enough to guarantee his patients' safety. Only Shelley really knows when he'll be comfortable returning to the ring.

Young is expected to be out for at least six months. Heath's situation really sucks, because he got hurt in October and it took six months just to find a surgeon who could fix everything in one operation. I can't begin to guess what his recovery time will look like, but I wouldn't count on seeing him in action for a good long while.