#larry bakery

[leggerefiore]

Various Dinner Date Ideas

cw: food discussion, fluff

characters: Ingo, Emmet, Cyrus, Nanu, Grimsley, Colress, Larry, Lear

▲Ingo▼

● The fast food restaurant was not the worst among the ones present in Nimbasa, and you were not going to pretend that you were above eating at one in this lifetime. That, and, well, Ingo certainly could prove himself a bit of a forgetful eater, so seeing him able to happily munch on something was an appealing sight. The older twin often skipped his breaks and meals to focus on work. His dedication was admirable, but his health was concerning. So, when he asked to stop for dinner at a fast food place, you were not going to stop him from having a small indulgence.

● You both sat at a table as people around faded in and out while the employees worked away in the background. Ingo happily ate the burger he has ordered, finally getting a proper calorie intake for the day. A few fries were shared between you both as he spoke about his day. Apparently, it had been quite eventful as the busy season rolled in. Transit management during the holidays sounded quite maddening, so you listened to him rant and laughed at his face growing red when he realised what he was doing. Still, you reassured him it was fine. It was nice to see the overly formal man relax and be himself. He cleared his throat and finished his food, making sure that you did as well. It was not much of a dinner date, but you certainly felt that you had enjoyed yourself.

▽Emmet△

○ The bakery café was a nicer one, as Emmet had quite familiarised himself with the money sweet sellers in the city. Many seemed to recognise him, too. Greeting him with a smile despite his usual brevity with words. The younger twin's sweet tooth was no well-kept secret. Most knew how to get to his heart was to bring him something sugary. He was quite easy to please, but it was certainly unlikely to actually sway him in any case. Really, it was a bit concerning how much he consumed, but it never seemed to affect him. His happiness seemed most important in the end – Even Ingo had relented that. It was no surprise when he brought you there even when this was supposed to be a dinner date.

○ You shared a table, enjoying coffee and a bit of sugar alongside a sandwich, thankfully for some actual nutrition. Emmet smiled at the strawberry chiffon cake he had ordered before bringing his fork down into it. The sweet was soon to disappear as he finally had a moment to enjoy it. You sighed at the sight, but his genuine happiness made it hard to complain. He rested his head in his hand as he watched you enjoy your own order. The joy really had reached his eyes, showing that it was more than just his usual grin plastered on his face. You supposed it was not the worst spot for dinner, especially when it clearly made Emmet so happy. He only giggled when you lightly chided him for his tastes as you left together.

🌌Cyrus🛰

☄️ The Galactic Boss was not really one for dates. If you asked, he would go, but he otherwise was not much of an initiator for anything romantic. So, when he offered to eat out dinner with you, it was difficult to say no. Though, ending up in a fast place was a bit surprising. He sat across from you at the table, almost making you laugh at his suit, being a bit ruffled from his long day at work. Beef bowls. You supposed off all people, Cyrus did seem quite fond of protein. He was surprisingly muscular under all his layers and baggier preference towards clothing. You sat with him, quickly ordering your own choice off the menu. His order was quite large, making you sigh. He probably skipped out on lunch. Cyrus was really not the type to pull away from work unless he had to.

☄️ You both ate in a relative silence, making you wonder if this was even a date at all. But, he seemed to take occasional glances at you. It was clear he was observing you, likely attempting to make sure that you were enjoying yourself. The thought made you chuckle. When you both finished, he covered the bill and headed out with you. The streets of Veilstone were empty as night landed and the chill of wind whipped through. His hand held your own. You leaned into his side to stave off some of the weather. He finally spoke more than just a simple greeting. “… I apologise for how busy I've been lately,” his voice was a deep rumble, “I will try for a proper date sometime soon.” Suddenly, you could forgive him.

🐈‍⬛️Nanu❤️‍🩹

🌑 The Kahuna was a pretty predictable man. Despite how mysterious and unknown as he came off, there was a pattern to him, and it was hard to break it. So, unsurprisingly, dinner was a similar thing quite often. More often than not, the old man could be seen with a cup noodle quietly watching something on his monitor with a Meowth curled up in his lap. But, he also ventured out to other places. Sushi High Roller was a place where one could frequently find the man enjoying a meal. And, well, if he was offering a meal date. It was more than likely you would find yourself there with the Nanu. The staff clearly knew him well, regularly greeting the Kahuna eagerly.

🌑 Which led to you sitting across from him as he ate the Ronin set he ordered. It would almost seem like the man was starved with how he ate, making you laugh a bit. He gave a few bits of conversation with you, occasionally with his mouth full. A half-hearted apology came next, but it was mostly relaxing. The food was good — This fish certainly fresh. It almost seemed like Nanu was back in a familiar place. He talked a bit about various goings-on, but it all teetered off into a comfortable silence. In the end, he paid for both of your meals, making sure you enjoyed yourself. The softness under his gruff exterior was always a nice thing to see.

♠️Grimsley❤️

♤ The gambler had tastes that varied, but it was plain as day to anyone that dared observe that he was a rich boy at heart. Even if he sometimes had no money due to his name from his certain proclivities – He had clear, expensive preferences. Fine suits, fine liquor, and fine dining. It was not surprising when he popped into various expensive dining establishments in Black City. He was notorious around. Whether he would pay was always but in the air, but he usually did. So, most places did not kick him out. And, for you, he was quite a fan of dates. So, you often were brought along to these places for high society even if you were not a true participant. Staff often greeted Grimsley with various degrees of enthusiasm, which led to a strange feeling.

♡ He ordered something beyond your understanding while you went for something in your range – and at a reasonable price. Even you were aware of the gamble for whether Grimsley had the money to pay out or not. Though, a slight insistence from him to really enjoy yourself typically meant he did and wanted you to be spoiled in a sense. So, you both enjoyed your meals. Grimsley was extremely proper in his eating manner, portraying the high-class bloodline of which he was descended. You, too, quite enjoyed the food. He paid with ease, knocking off your still remnant concern of whether he would or not. As both left together, he brought an arm around your waist and glanced at you teasingly. “Did you think ol' Grimsley was going to leave you high and dry?” he joked, “I'm not that cruel, darling.” A single peck to your lips silenced your reply before he brought you along back to his condominium.

🥼Colress🛸

🧪 The scientist was dedicated. That was likely the best way to describe him. Nothing was to stop his research – not laws, not morals. He worked and lived solely for his own educational satisfaction and results for his research. You had known this when you met him, and it had only become more reinforced over time. There was little to be done about it. Really, nothing on this planet likely could sway Colress. Though, you did feel concern when he failed to leave his laboratory for an entire day. He had not brought any food with him, and you felt certain that you had not seen him leave it once. So, worrying about your boyfriend's health, you decided to act.

🧪 Entering his room, you found him bent over his desk, working on some machine likely beyond comprehension yet so obviously named “Colress Machine” number whatever. You tapped him on his back, gathering his attention. Holding out a take-out container to him, you watched his yellow eyes shoot wide as he took it. Popping it open, he pulled out the lox bagel you had got for him. He finally pulled away from his work to take a bite, seemingly finally realising his hunger. You shook your head as you watched him eat. When he finished, his disposed of the remains and changed his gloves. “… It appears that I had forgotten to eat,” his voice a bit tired, “Thank you.” You tugged his blue strand in reply and scolded him.

💼Larry🏢

🍙 If there was a thing about the salaryman that was clear to understand, it was his love of food. With little things that he seemed able to enjoy in his life, he could always enjoy a nice meal on his break between all his various work. It was really no wonder that many of your dates with him revolved around that subject. Medali was full of places to eat, so trying out new places that he had heard about was simply a good time. But, his favourite was unchanging. The Treasure Eatery continued to be the most frequent place these dates ended up at. So, you found yourself just as familiar with the staff as poor Larry was and the witness to many gym battles. Evenings were less intense, at least.

🍙 You watched as Larry enjoyed the onigiri with a peaceful expression. It was about the only time his business face fell away to something more genuine. The challenge not to smile too much could often prove to be difficult. It would make him revert unconsciously, alas. Though seeing such a basic dish brought him so much joy was genuinely a bit sweet. You wondered if he would ever think of leaving his business life behind to be a food reviewer professionally. He would likely be less stressed. Still, you enjoyed your own order. He paid, and you both left the restaurant together to head back to the apartment. Larry glanced at you with a rare, small smile and thanked you for joining him. You could only grin back at him.

👑Lear💎

🪙 The prince was spoiled. It was no secret. Even with his obvious difficulties he had faced in life, it was clear that if he truly desired something, it would be obtained for him. So, with food, it was rare that he did not eat something that he desired. Restaurants all over Pasio were admittedly to his tastes. (Which had led to him asking you for your “commoner” opinion on things fairly frequently.) And, it was rare that you did not share a meal with Lear, especially after becoming his “betrothed.” (Him deciding that with little input from you. Not that you really wanted to fight it.) This meant you ended up at his villa quite often, where you shared a table with the prince and servants brought in the food. The dishes were always luxurious and far too much for what you were used to eating. Granted, should you have requested anything, it would have been added to the menu.

🪙 It was something amusing to watch the prince eat. His table manners were careful and trained. There were no clearer signs of his posh upbringing than that. Many of the things you did regularly caught his attention at the table. Politely, Sawyer would come up to you afterwards and direct you towards proper behaviour since poor Lear was terrified at the thought of his father rejecting you for whatever small reason. The multiple silverware were still going over your head, but you tried your best to keep up. Somewhere, you had the urge to really take him out for fast food to culture shock him. He observed you back, grinning more genuinely when you clearly enjoyed the food served. Somehow, meals were always an event with the prince. (He boasted about how he had enlightened your palette afterwards, making you laugh.)

[louisisalarrie]

HELLO!!! i usually don't send messages but i just received word of a 2014 larry moment and you are my favorite blog so i immediately ran over here! so basically i just met my brother's girlfriend and i was talking to her about harry (as i do) and she said that she is also a fan and went to live and love on tour. she then mentioned casually how she MET him back in 2014 because she worked for sugarscape. THE. ICONIC. SUGARSCAPE. being the larrie i am, i asked if she saw anything between harry and louis ... i told her to tell me everything in detail (your welcome), but it was a very short moment. based off of how she described what harry was wearing, i can conclude that it was the day of those interviews he did with liam playing those games (this is a link if you don't remember: https://youtu.be/wOoMYCPiFgo?si=I16RtV7BNuPX-DSA) ... she said that it was only harry, liam, and the 1d team in the room during the interviews. however, after they finished and everyone was cleaning up/about to leave, louis came in but kind of just waited in the corner of the room not wanting to disturb - she said that harry was shaking everyone's hand INCLUDING HER'S. After harry finished thanking and chatting with everyone louis gave harry a small bag (she said that it looked like a bakery type bag that would be holding a small food). when louis gave it to him he said "here babes" and as they were leaving she said that louis had his hand around harry's waist but A LITTLE IN HIS JEANS. LIKE FINGERTIPS IN HIS JEANS. she told me that harry was the nicest out of everyone and was very pretty. she said when he noticed louis standing in the back of the room he rushed over smiling. was it because of the food, or was it because of louis haha ... so yeah. that is it. i have never in a million years thought i would be able to share something like this. she has a photo with them (liam and harry) from that day but i am not going to share it because because she is in it.

it is all so crazy because those interviews are like my favorite 1d interviews because harry is just so himself and funny - so now knowing more about that day, my life is fulfilled!!!!

AHHHHHHH WE LOVE A FRESH RECEIPT THANK YOU ANON!!!!!

I adore this it’s just such a small cute moment and like interesting that she remembered it but obviously it would be burned in my brain too ahhahaha.

Thank you so much for sharing and thank you for being so sweet about my blog!!! Love that you’re here cutie xx

Are you able to share the pic but just black out her figure at all? If you’re not confident on that that’s fine but just thought I’d ask!

this is the interview referenced in the receipt.

Thanks again, Anon!

[abluescarfonwaston]

It occurs to me that 'Larry followed his girlfriend to Nepal Butz' is probably more well traveled than Phoenix. Not Edgeworth but Phoenix.

Thinking about Edgeworth mentioning visiting somewhere and Larry going 'Oh man that place is great in the fall, did you visit the bakery right next door???' Them trading the best spots to visit.

Phoenix - if I can't go by train I haven't been- Wright sitting there like... So the aquarium has a new fish. Well not new new but like. Freshly spawned.

Larry hooking miles up with all the best date spots for when Edgeworth starts flying Phoenix out. Gotta help his bros out you know! Phoenix horrifyingly realizing several years in that not only are these dates, they're essentially dates Larry planned.

Edgeworth would be more embarrassed if they weren't excellent dates. Much better than the ones He planned for them.

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Ch. 38

Hit Me Hard & Soft

A/N- Hi lovelies! I know y’all are so excited to finally get some warm and fuzzy chapters. The girlies can finally breathe lmao. Enjoy it while you can… 🤍

Billie’s POV

The days passed fleetingly, and life in Australia felt lighter, simpler, and serene. The days seemed longer and brighter, the people seemed more joyous and warm, and the sun burned harder than ever.

That’s for sure.

“We should try to stay out of the sun today.” I giggled, watching Remy apply aloe gel to her sunkissed skin. “You’re gonna start peeling.”

“Here.” I take the bottle from her hand, squeezing a large amount on my fingertips, feeling the initial cooling sensation of the gel on my hands. “Lift up your shirt real quick.”

She faces away from me, sliding the shirt off her back, pulling it over her head, but keeping it in front of her, to cover her chest. The scalding, red skin under my palms melted the aloe vera nicely throughout. She let out a sigh of relief, hunching her back slightly over, as I lathered another generous amount over her obvious tan lines.

I tried my best to control my expression as I ran my hands over her smooth, burning skin, as we stood in front of the large vanity mirror in our room.

I want to kiss her soft, warm back, and feel the heat on my lips, but instead, I poke the skin beneath my fingertips, watching the white pressure dots slowly turn back into a bright pink. “Does it hurt?”

She pulls her shirt back on, crinkling her nose. “It doesn’t hurt. Just don’t slap my back.” She laughs.

I wind my hand back and pretend to smack her lower back, playfully.

“I’ll kick your ass.” She flinches, laughing a bit.

“What do you wanna do today, Mr. Krabs?” I ask, immediately having to block myself from Remy poking out my ribcage.

“Let’s go to a park! We can get some food, eat there… Picnic vibes! Maybe bring a board game or something?”

“Are you sure you wanna be out in the sun again, Larry the Lobster?”

“Shut up! Yes, let’s do it! We leave Australia soon. Might as well take advantage of all its beauty.”

“Okay, Elmo.” I laugh, having to block another Remy attack.

We leave for the park, dressed for the heat, carrying a backpack with a large blanket, a deck of cards, and our water bottles.

Before choosing a spot on the grass, we decide to walk around the farmers’ market. Remy’s favorite. The red and white, picnic table esque bandana wrapped around her wavy hair, the long, wild strands swayed back and forth as she walked in front of me. Her long, wrap-around skirt flowed in each direction she went, as her top lifted up slightly each time she reached for something new. She darts around, looking at all the local produce and crafts that Melbourne has to offer, bringing light to her eyes as she points in awe.

Occasionally, she grabs my hand, guiding me from stand to stand, while I admire her enthusiastic glow. I follow her around like a lost puppy, letting her lead us until we get lost amidst the ambrosial scent of food vendors, flower shops, and bakeries. We make the right-of-passage stop at a small, fragrant, vegan baked goods stand, purchasing a box of fresh pastries.

Surprisingly, fans did a great job of keeping their distance. Granted, my security was present, but he walked ahead of us, far, far ahead. Even paparazzi wasn’t as intense as in the US. It’s almost like people are more respectful here. Fans who noticed me took pictures or recorded from where they stood, careful not to crowd around us, and conscious enough not to be invasive.

Still, I couldn’t help but notice the men with professional cameras, although far away, still taking photos of us in town as we walk together and sit close. At least they don’t yell things out at us. As far as I know, Remy hasn’t even noticed them. But I did. I always do. I want to protect her from them, from being on an article or a post she doesn’t want to be in.

“Come on. Let’s eat these at the park.” I grab the to-go bag from her hand so she doesn’t have to carry it herself, and we leave after thanking the sweet people at the bakery stand.

We walk for a while, looking for a secluded spot at the park to relax, talking about what to do before we move on to the next tour stop.

“I‘ve really been wanting to go rock climbing. I heard of this really cool place close by.” I suggest before remembering she’s not very fond of heights.

“Yeah, that would be fun.” She says. I know she’ll go, just because I want to go.

“If you don’t wanna, it’s cool, though. I know you don’t do heights.”

“I mean, it’s rock climbing. You’re strapped in right?” She laughs, awkwardly.

I laugh with her, slightly bumping my hip into hers, walking in a not-so-straight line, down a hill, toward an empty, grassy area. “Yeah, you’re fully strapped.”

“Okay, I can do that.” She smiled, smacking my arm. “Let’s do it! I need to do more shit like that!”

“More shit like artificial rock climbing?” I chuckle.

“Yes! Maybe I’ll get over my fear.”

“Fair enough.” I smile, stopping at the end of the hill, looking around to make sure we were good to set up our things. I give my security guard a nod, thanking him for being here with us, but let him know we’re good to be on our own.

We extend the giant picnic blanket we thrifted earlier in the week, putting down our belongings, and getting comfortable under the shady, leafy trees.

“This is so nice. Why don’t we do this back home?”

“Because no one leaves us the fuck alone back home, that’s why.” I scoff.

“Yeah… I wish we could just live here forever.”

“Or somewhere even farther. Like, a little country in Europe, where no one knows who I am. So we can go out in public, all the time, with no phones, no cameras…”

“We’re here now…” She puts her sunglasses on after spraying sunblock on her arms, leaning back and lying flat on the blanket. She grabs my hand and pulls me down with her, forcing me to relax my mind.

Failing to do so, my mind wanders into the dreaded fear that everything must come to an end. Eventually, Remy will find another job and go back home, and I will finish out this tour alone. Every bone in my body told me not to get used to this feeling of… bliss. It would soon be over, and I would soon be choked and deprived of the oxygen that is Remy.

I take a deep breath to remember this moment, knowing I’d blink, and she’d be gone again.

I want to remember today exactly as it is.

The afternoon breeze lulled the trees into a trance, moving their leaves back and forth for us, casting their shadows on the lawn, shielding us from the bright sun rays above us. The birds made unusual sounds, losing their minds over our heads, and the children screamed and laughed in the distance, farther up the trail. The smell of her sunblock, an amber, coconutty scent seeping through the air while we sweat, and the warm, soft squeeze of her hand on mine.

The sliver of skin showing when she props her foot up on the ground, bending at the knee that points up to the light blue, clear sky. Her skin is tan and glowy, and in this moment I wish I had sunglasses of my own, so I could trace her figure with my eyes, without her noticing.

“Don’t you think?” She turns to look up at me.

I divert my eyes from her thigh, “Huh? Sorry, I zoned out.”

“I said, we should call Ava, Jane, and Solo, and see if they wanna join us, don’t you think?” She repeated.

“Umm…” I reach for my phone acting like I’m going to text them. The truth is, I just want to be alone with her. “They’re probably already doing something else.”

“Yeah, but maybe-“

“We’re with them all the time, I’m sure they’d like a break from me.” I say, turning on my side and pulling the box of pastries between us.

She laughs a bit, turning over too. She licks her lips, grabbing a chocolate croissant from the cute, pink paper box.

“If you say so.” She shrugs, giving me a look. A look I cannot describe.

I smile at her instead of trying to decipher what it means, taking a bite out of a cookie. It’s still warm and crumbly, melting in my mouth as I pretend what I just said didn’t come from straight up possession.

“Try this.” She puts a bit of croissant in my mouth, watching my reaction when I taste the flaky layers full of vegan chocolate.

“Fuck, that’s good!” I rip another piece.

She sits up, grabbing some water. “You okay? You seem kinda out of it.”

“I’m good.” I tilt my head, “What do you mean?”

Fuck. Act normal Billie.

She shrugs, “Sometimes you get spacey, like something’s on your mind. Not just right now.”

“Sorry.” I say between bites. I want to be honest with her, but damn is it hard to do that while she’s staring at me with those big, round eyes, and those pink cheeks accentuating her plump, matching colored lips.

“It’s okay… I just wanna make sure you’re okay, is all.” She pulls a blade of grass from my hair and tosses it on the ground.

I lay there, on my side, with my elbow propping me up, wanting to pour my heart out, but my tongue won’t allow it. Instead, I take another bite of my cookie and smile.

She takes this as a cue to get closer, scooping up my head and replacing my arm with her lap. I rest my head and lean back into her. She smells like cherry blossom and minty breath, with a touch of chocolate.

“What’s on your mind?” She begins to braid my hair. Something that she’s always loved to do, ever since we were kids and she learned how to french braid for the first time.

I reach up and take her sunglasses, putting them on myself. “Mostly endings.”

“Endings?”

“Yeah, like, how this tour is eventually going to end… Everything ends. Just like how this day is going to end.” I look up at her, wondering if she can see my eyes through the dark lenses.

“Ah, I know you hate endings.” Her fingers scratched my scalp as she braided small sections of my hair. “But when it’s over, there’s always the next thing… And the next thing, and the next thing.”

I nodded as the thought of her going back to work for another life sucking, unforgiving, corporate job, and barely making any time for me lingered over my head.

“What’s the next thing for you?” I ask.

I notice her tone slow down and deepen, her voice mellow when she speaks. “I don’t know… Isn’t that terrible?” Her fingers stop where they are, holding onto the small braid in her hands.

I slide the stolen sunglasses down my face a bit, letting them sit on the bridge of my nose. I look up at her, only to see her frozen expression. It was almost like she was on a cloud and I pulled her back down to reality.

I let my right hand fall carelessly to the side, sinking into the grass field. I reach my left hand up to her face, my fingertips inches away from her chin. “Hey, there’s nothing wrong with-“

A sharp sting shocks me, causing me to sit up quickly and look at my right hand. I look at my middle finger, bright red and already starting to swell. A small stinger stuck in my fingertip, sending a burning sensation into my whole hand.

“Fuck!” I wince, shaking my hand off, as if it was dripping wet. “Ouch?”

“Ooh…” A grimace on her face, scooting closer and grabbing my hand. “Let me see.”

She cradles my hand gently over her’s, examining my finger carefully, looking closely. “A bee stung you.”

“A big ass fucking bee!” I groan, the pain fogging up my vision. I’ve never been stung by a bee, and I never imagined it to be this bad. “Is it supposed to hurt this much?”

“I mean, it’s not gonna feel good… You killed it! Poor baby bee.” She cooes, trying to make me laugh. “Maybe Aussie bees are built different?” She giggles.

I bring my left hand up to pick at the stinger, but she stops me, slapping it away. “No, you gotta scrape it off carefully, so the venom sack doesn’t burst.”

Her stare locks into my fingertip, using her long thumbnail to carefully pull it out.

“Ow!” I flinch.

“Hold on, I gotta—“ She succeeds in pulling it out, quickly bringing my fingertip up to her lips, and into her mouth. She starts to suck out the venom, focusing intensely on getting all of the venom out.

Caught off guard, my body freezes and I could practically melt under the hot sun, like a singular ice cube at her feet.

It lasts only less than a minute, but it feels like an eternity as I stare at her perfect lips wrapped around my finger. The pain subsides, as I can only focus on the view in front of me.

Her hazel eyes collide with mine briefly, before releasing me from her mouth. She cranes her neck to the side, spitting the venom out onto the grass. She returns her calculated stare back to my finger, but I continue to watch her careful gaze.

Her thumb grazes my bee sting, and I watch her mouth something to herself. She reaches for her water bottle, popping it open and holding my hand away from the blanket. She pours a bit out on my finger, cleaning it for me. The ice cold water in the insulated bottle grabs my attention, so I watch as she tends to my wounds.

She fishes out an ice cube from inside the bottle and wraps it in a napkin from our pastry box, holding it over the sting. “That should help.”

“Wow, thanks.” I smile, taking the ice and pressing it into my finger.

“It won’t hurt for long. You’ll be fine.” She says, her sweet voice healing all of my bruises and scratches too.

“Consider being a school nurse for your next move.” I joke.

She laughs, drinking some water out of the same water bottle she used to take care of me. Those coral pink lips wrap around the bottle top in the same way they wrapped around my pulsing finger, and I tell myself I’ll never get the image out of my mind.

“At least it wasn’t some crazy killer spider.” I shake my head, looking around to make sure there are no other insects.

“Right? That’s your middle finger. The most important finger. You need that!��� She laughs, shutting the box of pastries to keep any other buzzing fiends away.

“No, seriously.” I look down at my finger, noticing the swelling already going down.

I notice my heart beating rapidly, probably causing the veins in my neck to visibly pump along with it. I tried my absolute best not to be obvious, but it wasn’t easy. Not with her kneeling in front of me, her legs tucked neatly under her thighs, her curves becoming more prominent, even with that long, flowy skirt on.

“What would you do without me?” She says to me, her voice and eyes matching alluringly.

What would I do without Remy?

That’s easy. I would have to simply cease to exist.

At least my heart would. She’d rip it out and take it with her, possessing the right to do anything she wants with it. She’d swallow it whole, spit it out, and I’d be completely envious.

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Carlfish anon 💪🐟💪

voice hc anon

Angr anon

Petition anon

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Evil Larry Anon

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

manip designed by the wonderful Shay @hl-obsessed 💕

[this post is now complete ✅]

PART 1

📌 here is my TAGLIST These posts were not all initially started by me, but I added to them in a way that I find it important to save/share information for later.

• Complete Larry Tattoo Timeline w/ pictures & meta

• Louis Companies Overview + Meta • incl. 78 Productions as his record label & his 2021 idea to start a management company (April 2025)

• Two Ghosts Music Video • plot and analysis (April 2025)

• Louis' Award Corner Masterpost (Feb 2025)

• Harry&Louis And Rings a timeline with the 6 rings that started it all + meta

• extended thoughts on Harry and Louis, then and now. with a lot of love and hope 🏳️‍🌈 (Nov 2024)

• my first listen to Fine Line (the song) 😭🏳️‍⚧️ (Jan 2025)

• Harry, women, feminism, and misogyny in patriarchy "the notion that you’d only treat women nicely if you’d also like to have sex with them is sexist and misogynistic, and a direct product of the patriarchy." [...] when Harry loudly cherishes, uplifts, and respects women the way he does, [...] it doesn’t automatically mean that he’d want to have sex with them."

• extended thoughts on Harry & Louis and My Policeman

• Louis making heart-eyes at his ~~~Wall aka. a 2020 interview incl. facial language analysis + video edit, 2020

• Body language analysis of the Babygate announcement on Good Morning America, 2015 (half of the post is by the wonderful skepticalarrie)

• big sappy hours thinking about Harry & Louis writing songs together

• 3 of Harry's companies being overdue for their Accounts (Jan 2025) and why there’s nothing to worry about (April 2025)

• re: Kate Nash's video of tour finance problems and my personal professional insight on live music industry, shady business and financial tour hardships (Feb 2025)

• UK marriage records and name changes

• extended thoughts on Harry & Louis getting tattoos together

• Larry in Paris 2012 all interviews + extended thoughts on their closeting and the music industry's homophobia

• video: Larry in Paris 2012, THE iconic Harry & Louis "boyfriend" part

• video: Larry in Paris 2012, "I'll get you for that tonight" + Harry: *squeak*

• video edit of Louis fonding at Harry's answers, 2015

• video: Harry Styles' Nose Scrunch fest at James Corden incl. thatsnotthedonnydome, bluewinnerangel and twopoppies' great prior analysis of what really happened, meaning: Harry wasn't jealous at all, he was supportive as heck of Louis 🥹 (2015)

• Liam & Louis for Gogglebox, 2018, little analysis/summary (TW cancer, death, grief)

• Sugarscape's Fourplay challenge w/ Harry & Liam incl. YT comments, Dec 2014

• Harry & Louis about You & I (2014)

• video: Harry "Did I stutter?" Styles + "I worked in a bakery!" (2017)

• sometimes i like to sit and admire what 2011 was like (Larry tweets)

• a summary: The Ball Bowl interview incl. video, pics, early 2013

• FIMQ's #LoveWins video means the world to me

• thoughts after watching Zane Lowe's interview with Harry, 2022

• my favorite parts of the Better Homes & Gardens interview and more thoughts in the tags, 2022 (vulnerability on Harry's terms 💖)

• "I wonder if Harry was there to take care of Louis with his broken arm" - thoughts + meta (2022)

• Harry and Larry and Swim Deep, 2019 / 2020 incl. meta

• video: Lou asking for a kiss, Harry stroking his cheek instead and Louis airblowing a kiss to him in slowmo, 2012

• Harry with silver streaks manip, 2014

• some mpreg manips of Harry & Lou, 2014 (don't like, don't click!)

• all my silver fox Louis dreams came true while I was gone (2024)

• what a crazy random happenstance, 2019

• with peace and love, newer larries 🙏🏼 (2024)

• the day i made my most reblogged and meme'd manip and gossip magazines suddenly couldn't read the word "manip" before publishing their articles and then people tweeted it at Harry July 2, 2014 (and a few months later, Harry truly unlocked the bun achievement 🥹)

• thoughts on Made In The A.M., Oct 2024

• extended thoughts on Louis' PR 2025 + the post-covid perspective (main part by themotherofallthings)

• my absolute All Along meltdown after the first listen

• "Anyone else here on their anniversary?" - Harry, on the date of Louis' & his' anniversary + YT comments, 2015

• Harry & his 🌈 mug, 2015

• More Than This live & interview, June 2012

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short or funny posts: 1 - Harry ✨Dancing Queen✨ Styles 2 - Chef Louis and people in the tags losing it 🥒 3 - "let him COOK" - nobody, ever 4 - Louis eating a hot dog (non-sexual) 🌭 (2014, so eepy) 5 - Harry loves cock-shaped things 6 - 50% me, 50% FIMQ: "Louis, what does BBC stand for?" 7 - a perfectly cut ending 💦 8 - crack video: Louis: *HONK* 9 - the day of Lairport 2.0 and Harry with the AIMH tweet flag 10 - Harry & the harpies 11 - tiny heart attack thanks to Lou's Twitter 12 - soft Larry memes pt. 1 13 - soft Larry memes pt. 2 14 - ouch 💔 (cw liam's death) 15 - gushing about Little White Lies live video from 2015 16 - I often think about Grease-loving theater baby Louis 17 - what listening to Midnight Memories during work hours feels like 18 - crying about Jay's tweet with the H&L plushies sitting their house 19 - crack video: One Direction proving they never finished school 20 - i had no clue Zayn never toured before the end of 2024 21 - to everyone who got to see 1D live.. 22 - video: Harry on Harryween 2021 reading a fan sign "i came with ex for you!" 23 - video: 1D interview for Four + funny YT comments 24 - Niall isn't get paid enough for this 25 - Louis' absolute cute hedgehog of a smile regarding a question of "Harry proposing" 26 - everything reminds me of Harry and Louis 27 - when Vanity Fair writes Larry fanfic, 2016 28 - crack video: Harry Styles with absolutely no context incl. YT comments 29 - there's a difference between loving proof and needing proof. 30 - yes, i know it's not 100% sure he meant "boyfriend", but Harry, too, is capable of using Google Translate 31 - my brain is a sieve sometimes 32 - losing my marbles over Louis' Out Of My System 33 - SHOOKETHNESS after listening to Faith In The Future for the first time 34 - what wouldn't I give to see Harry dancing to Louis' music and/or vice versa 35 - gentle reminder re: grief 36 - never change, Niall 37 - Harry gives me hope 38 - mcFreakin losin' it over the "vodka! straight? no, gay!" live video of Harry incl. “Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️“

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long rants in the tags: 1 - when it's all said and done i'm so glad larries exist, bc when people look back they'll know that we told the truth, Jan 2025 2 - fuck that invasive, disrespectful asshole of an interviewer from GQ, 2013 3 - fuck stalkers, 2025 4 - Harry and Louis and fate, 2024 5 - Harry and Louis are each other's rock, 2024

[stylesclarified]

In the Louis/Liam Gallagher post, you mentioned writing a post on Louis being a homophobic bully

You then said this:

"Louis cheated on Hannah with Eleanor and at first Hannah didn't know, so she and Louis were on good terms, but she has been openly very negative about Louis ever since late 2011."

Do you remember Hannah's brother tweeted that Hannah had caught him cheating with a man? And before that, while Louis was on X factor someone tweeted that Louis had bullied another boy at the school for being gay. That, and your other comment below

"think he's still trying to market himself this way because deep down he still wants the acceptance of his high school buddies and other men like them"

seems to represent, in my opinion, someone who willingly mocks gay men, or those who don't fit into a particular role, because it's not deemed cool by his friends. I'm not trying to turn this into a "is he gay, is he straight" discussion but reading your post, breaking down his people pleaser personality in a way, has me thinking that if he was gay or bi, he wouldn't want to come out because it wouldn't be seen as "cool" by his friends, or fit in with his faux Liam Gallagher tough guy persona. I think the only reason he stayed close to his Doncaster friends is because they're the only friendships he had so he feels the need to impress them. He didn't seem to bond with or make long lasting friendships in his time in the band. Sure he had Zayn, Liam and so on, but there isn't a real genuine friendship between him and anyone outside the band from that time.... compared to someone like harry who was always networking

I think his sexuality is somewhat important in all of this Liam Gallagher wannabe character he's playing because it seems to mirror his behaviour in high school (bullying gay people to fit in with his friends and putting on an act, and now he's laying on this chav act very thick to replicate his friends' behaviours to fit in. Seems to be a pattern)

I understand this message might be crossing a line discussing sexuality, but I would be interested in your opinion on how he wishes to be perceived by his friends, and the bullying claims

I'm going to quote stuff you say to answer, because this is very long.

Do you remember Hannah's brother tweeted that Hannah had caught him cheating with a man?

This didn't happen. Louis cheated on Hannah with Eleanor, not with a man. How do I know this? Well, Alana Burton.

Harry started working at W. Mandeville, a bakery in Holmes Chapel, when he was fourteen years old. Alana also worked there, she's from a nearby town that I'm not gonna name out of respect for the fact that she's not a celebrity and is quite private (Larries have spread this, though). Alana is two years older than Harry, so after a while working together, she moved to Manchester to go to university. She met Eleanor Calder there and they became roommates.

Harry then got put in 1D, they came in third in the X Factor, and then they toured with the rest of the contestants of that season. These are some of the X Factor tour dates:

Harry invited Alana to go to one of their shows — we don't know which one (presumably one of the Manchester shows). Alana brought friends, Eleanor being one of them. This is why they've always said that Louis introduced Louis and Eleanor.

Larries interpreted Harry being uncomfortable about this as him being heartbroken or jealous... No, he was probably perfectly aware of the fact that Louis had cheated. Harry got along really well with Hannah.

Larries also lied and said that Harry didn't get on with Eleanor, but that's absolutely not true.

This is Harry and Eleanor hanging out a few years ago. And yes, that's Eleanor. This is the pub right next to Harry's house, which Eleanor is been known to frequent. You could also see her dad in the video.

Anyway, tangent over.

This is the story Alana herself tells to her friends. There was a Larrie here a while ago who openly talked about this because she allegedly met one of Alana's friends. She gave details that the fandom didn't have at the time, like the fact that it happened during the X Factor tour.

Why did she do this? Well, when confirmed that he was about to become a father, Larries created a disgusting blog with "receipts" where everyone would submit theirs. She tried to use this as a receipt against the validity of Louis and Eleanor (I don't remember what her logic at the time was) and it backfired. As far as I'm aware, the posts are deleted. I THINK this is the Larrie that spread the "receipt":

I can't find anything else about this on her blog, but I'm pretty sure it was her and she just deleted everything. This is one of the OG huge Larrie blogs talking about it years later:

I don't generally take what Larries say seriously, but the fact is that all of these things align with what members of the band have said, with Harry hanging out with Alana (even their families together, as per the pictures I posted above), and with things I detailed in a second.

I mean, Louis himself had already sort of said it to Seventen Magazine (July 2012):

He didn't tell the entire story because in March 2011, Louis was still VERY MUCH with Hannah. In fact, she posted this pic on Easter, a month later:

And they wouldn't break up until July. Hannah took a break from Twitter July 17. I can't post her tweets because her account has been deactivated for years but I can post fan reactions to her tweets:

This next screenshot I could find on Google. Read it bottom to top, it starts July 17 and ends July 24. But basically, after her Twitter break, on July 24, Hannah vaguely referenced that she and Louis had broken up but that they were on good terms, to which Louis agreed.

Obviously, at the time, Hannah had no idea that Louis had met Eleanor several months prior and had... let's call it "kept in touch." Stanley Lucas was one of Louis' best friends (Louis even bought Stan a car). This screenshot was taken in 2015, when Eleanor briefly reactivated her Facebook after she and Louis broke up. Stan had a private profile, but a fan had a friend in common with him and...

(Don't ask me for the source of the screenshot because it's completely lost to time. I just tend to save stuff. I actually found this buried in my Google photos account recently when I was cleaning up).

The timing is........ incredible. And to make matters worse, Eleanor's cousin, Emily, was a huge 1D fan since their X Factor days. She was kept in the dark about Eleanor and Louis knowing each other until after he and Hannah broke up and almost immediately:

I can't embed for some reason, but here's the link

He also followed her on Twitter and called her on the phone:

As far as she was aware, at this point, Louis and Eleanor were "just friends" and she wouldn't find out they were an item until it became public knowledge. Why? Because, well, she was a child, and she was a 1D fan, so she knew perfectly well that Louis had a girlfriend until LITERALLY two weeks prior to following her.

Larries took Emily's lack of knowledge of the situation as "proof" of it being all fake, instead of the fact that she was lied to and told 1% of the information. She was told that Louis and Eleanor had known each other for a while, but she didn't have the full context:

Sugarscape, a popular media outlet at the time that had a lot of interviews with 1D, said that someone spotted Louis with a brunette girl at V Festival (August 20/21 2011). I can't find the original article because Sugarscape has gone offline since then, but I can find an archived version of a second article where they reference it, a year later:

Eleanor confirmed it was her:

Sugarscape wrote this second article because Louis had given an interview where he said that he and Eleanor didn't know how long they'd been together:

Larries also used this as proof that their relationship was fake, but... he couldn't say how long they'd been together BECAUSE THEY CHEATED. Not because he "didn't know" or because "he didn't care" or any other Larrie-backward-ass-logic. He did know, but if he admitted it, he was basically spelling out that he had cheated on his ex for months.

Notice how Sugarscape corrects Louis, who said they'd been together for 6-8 months. They're like "no, actually, it's at least 11." And, no, actually, it's MORE.

So, when you say that Hannah's brother said Louis cheated with a man.... no girl. He cheated with Eleanor. At first, Hannah didn't know, but she probably did realize it eventually, and that's why her brother was upset. This is what he said (a year+ after the breakup, and a month after the Sugarscape article I linked):

He used a gay slur, and that's why Larries say that George accused Louis of cheating with a man, but that's... not true. You can see from his profile picture that he was a literal child. He most likely just used that slur because it was the worst word he could think of and had no idea what the implications were. Louis had been with Eleanor, very openly, for a year. They were first spotted together in September 2011. Eleanor then confirmed that they were together IN AUGUST.

You think that Louis not only had a parallel relationship with a man, but also that his ex girlfriend's little brother (I think he was literally, like, 12), knew about it and tweeted about it openly?

And the proof of this is one word that can be very easily explained with logic? As opposed the mountains of proof of the opposite? Not that OG Larry blog believed George was alluding to Louis cheating with a man, and she was so delusional, she believed that Hannah was "a friend who was doing Louis a favor."

And before that, while Louis was on X factor someone tweeted that Louis had bullied another boy at the school for being gay.

"Someone" didn't tweet this. Three separate people did, over the course of eight years, including the gay boy himself. One day I'll make a post about it.

That, and your other comment below "think he's still trying to market himself this way because deep down he still wants the acceptance of his high school buddies and other men like them" seems to represent, in my opinion, someone who willingly mocks gay men, or those who don't fit into a particular role, because it's not deemed cool by his friends.

Or because he's an asshole? Just saying.

I'm not trying to turn this into a "is he gay, is he straight" discussion

You absolutely are, babe. Own up to it. Louis has said he's straight, and there's literally no reason whatsoever to believe he's lying or that has changed.

but reading your post, breaking down his people pleaser personality in a way, has me thinking that if he was gay or bi, he wouldn't want to come out because it wouldn't be seen as "cool" by his friends, or fit in with his faux Liam Gallagher tough guy persona.

I know it's painful to accept the fact that an artist you like is an asshole, but you're doing too much. He's straight. He didn't cheat with a man — a child simply called him the f slur because he thought it was a good insult. He cheated with a woman, has consistently dated women, he got a woman pregnant. He used to pile girls into vans while leaving clubs wasted and high off his face. He's straight and he's an asshole. He's not secretly gay and trying to fit in.

What you're doing is called self-soothing.

I think the only reason he stayed close to his Doncaster friends is because they're the only friendships he had so he feels the need to impress them. He didn't seem to bond with or make long lasting friendships in his time in the band. Sure he had Zayn, Liam and so on, but there isn't a real genuine friendship between him and anyone outside the band from that time.... compared to someone like harry who was always networking

I can actually agree with this, in terms of him feeling the need to impress his friends. But this doesn't justify his treatment of that boy or make it any less embarrassing. He's a grown man. Can I empathize? Sure. Can I also say that he should work on it? Absolutely.

I think his sexuality is somewhat important in all of this Liam Gallagher wannabe character he's playing because it seems to mirror his behaviour in high school (bullying gay people to fit in with his friends and putting on an act, and now he's laying on this chav act very thick to replicate his friends' behaviours to fit in. Seems to be a pattern)

He's straight. There's absolutely no reason whatsoever to think he's not straight. He's 100% straight. He bullied gay people because he's a dick. And it's not the only homophobic thing he has done. He literally kicked rainbow flags off the stage for no fucking reason in the middle of concerts, and his friends were nowhere near when this was happening:

This is a gay 1D fan who tweeted about it one of the multiple times it happened:

As I said, one day I'll make a post... this is just one of the many many things he's done.

I understand this message might be crossing a line discussing sexuality, but I would be interested in your opinion on how he wishes to be perceived by his friends, and the bullying claims

It's not crossing a line. You're fine. It's just that you're not well-informed, which I'll chalk up to the fact that disinformation runs rampant in this fandom. It's why I made this blog lmao. I can't blame someone who (I'm assuming) comes in later and sees all the random things people took out of context. But... yeah. Louis is not a poor self-hating gay. He's just a dick.

[harpersessentials]

+30 CC-FREE LOTS FOR BRITECHESTER

I don’t know if it happens to you - but I often find myself with a sudden urge to rebuild worlds - Even though I’m the worst sim-builder and sim-decorator in the whole history of Sims 😋 And in my quest for lots there’s one thing that stresses me out all the time: where will the builds fit in the map?! 🤯 Therefore, I have been creating some personal lists with favourite lots and I thought why not sharing them with you too!

Below I leave a list of my absolute-favourite cc-free lots for Britechester (and their respective location in the map). A selection of builds made by amazing and astonishingly creative architect simmers. Thank you all for sharing your builds with us!

1 - Larry's Lagoon 40x30

Foxbury Lots-In-Commons (University Housing) by Cerrydd

Foxbury Commons (Foxbury Commons) by Mini Simmer

Foxbury Student Union (Foxbury Commons) by Kriint

2 - Maritime Manor 30x20

FoxD-gn (University Housing) by @helgatisha

Foxbury Housing (University Housing) by @Lazysimie

3 - Briny Tower 30x20

Foxbury Tower Dorm Right (University Housing) by jasonsterlingmrc

4 - Tidal Tower 30x20

Foxbury Tower Dorm Left (University Housing) by jasonsterlingrmc

5 - Laurel Library 50x40

St. Laurel Library (Library) by @awingedllama

6 - Pepper's Pub 20x20

His Lordship's Dinner Ale (Bar) by @moonlightowl-es

The Pub of Britechester (Bar) by @simnematographygj

Parisian Apartments + Coffee Shop (Residential/Retail) by Milgemilge

7 - Spring Steppes 20x15

London Townhouse (Residential) by @theseptembersim

Brook Townhouse (Residential) by @xogerardine

London Townhouse (Residential) by @xogerardine

Britechester Townhouses (Residential) by @juliafilms

Study in Britechester (Residential) by Moniamay72

8 - Mossy Lane 20x15

Wisteria London Townhouse (University Housing)by @theseptembersim

Campbell Townhouse (Residential) by @xogerardine

Autumn Townhouse (Residential) by @plantsimgirl

Britechester Bakery (Retail) by @simpaera

Mossy Lane Reno (Residential) by DoctorSimCraft

9 - Honeydew Fields 20x15

Allen Townhouse (Residential) by @xogerardine

Honeydew Fields (Residential/Cafe) by @helgatisha

UBrite Housing (University Housing) by xandralynn

Gibbs Hill Housing (University Housing) by Xandralynn

Classic Apartments (Residential) by plumbobkingdom

10 - Drake Hall 30x20

Wyrm Hall (University Housing) by @caelhinn

Britechester Student Hall (University Housing) by @96langerlui99

Drake Hall (University Housing) by @helgatisha

University Dorm (University Housing) by @juliafilms

Georgian House (Residential) by @theseptembersim

11 - Darby's Den 30x20

Darby's Den (UBrite Commons) by @juliafilms

UBrite Commons (UBrite Coomons) by MissSimReno

Student Center (UBrite Commons) by Xandralynn

12 - Wyrven Hall 30x20

Hydra Hall (University Housing) by @caelhinn

Wyrven Hall (University Housing) by @helgatisha

13 - Darkwing House 30x20

Darkwing House (University Housing) by @rebouks

Darkwing House (University Housing) by @awingedllama

Drake Dormitory (University Housing) by melapples

Simpha Sorority House (University Housing) by Mini Simmer

[cumulo-stratus]

“Lend Me Some Vanilla?”

Pairing:spencer x Baker!reader

Description: Y/n goes to spencers house to ask spencer if he has any vanilla extract when theres a possible gas leak and no ones allowed to leave their aparment until the morning when someone can come check it out..

Warnings: fluff, one eensy weensy curse

Flufftober Day 14: Locked in/trapped

A/N: ik the "Gas leak" is shit but I couldn't figure something else out I'm sry guys😭😭

"knock knock knock" 

Spencers attention was pulled from his book by the sound a of a knock at the door. Wondering who it was- Spencer hoisted himself from his comfortable spot on the large leather couch to answer the door. 

“creakkk”

as the light of the hallway bled into the much more dimly lit apartment, a man in sweatpants, a white shirt that read “bad-ass baker” is a rainbow font (u know the meme font im talking abt), and an apron with bits of flower and egg splattered over it.

“hi im so sorry spencer- but i really need some vanilla extract- im on my last batch of cookies and i ran out. I would ask if it wasn’t super necessary but since i had to close my bakery because its under renovations right now, so to make money i’ve been doing orders and making them from home and i need to get these cookies done tonight im so sorry-“

“i have vanilla..”

spencer cut off his neighbors rambling, silently inviting him inside while he fetched the vanilla.

“thank you so much by the way, i can make you something as thanks!”

y/n stood awkwardly behind the couch, eyes surveying the room. spencers back was to the common area, his arm outstretched to reach the top shelf of the kitchen cabinet. Spencers body language was comfortable, as he and y/n had been friends since he moved in 2 years ago, and he knew the baker well. spencer knew him as the neighbor with silly shirts and a bakery, and the neighbor that gave him the extras that didnt get sold at the end of the day in little plastic take out containers. 

“Oh no its okay the leftovers from your bakery are thanks enough”

spencer said with a chuckle, and y/n laughed too. And just as spencer was walking over both y/n and his phones dinged from the pocket of y/ns apron and the coffee table where spencer had left it when he got the door. Y/n pulled out his phone, seeing a text from the landlord. As y/n read his face fell, getting the attention of spencer and causing him to ask;

“What? Is something wrong?”

“check your texts- Larry sent something about how we cant leave our apartments..”

The look on spencers face was one of confusion, and he grew even more confused when he read the text detailing that no one was to leave their apartment- at any cost because of a possible gas leak, meaning they had to send people to check in the morning- but until then Larry didn’t want to risk it. 

“soooooo.. what do i do know?”

y/n looked to spencer for guidance, wondering what to do. spencer didn’t quite know either, but being the rule follower he is he decided the best course of action was for y/n to stay. He also knew the statistics of gas leaks and how dangerous they could be- so he wasn’t taking any chances. 

“well, i dont know how safe it is to be in the hallways right now, its probably best if you stay here until morning, or at least for a couple hours until Larry can get someone in here to check it out..”

now if this was most anyone else y/n would’ve just declined and held his breath while he walked the 10 feet to his door down the hall, but this was spencer. And much to no ones surprise, y/n had been crushing on the FBI agent from afar for 6 months now. He was in love with his style, his apartment (from what he’d seen), his face, his hair. Y/n had a tendency to romanticize things, just ask his friends, and this was the perfect opportunity. So when spencer proposed he stated over night just to be safe, y/n agreed almost immediately.

“ya i should probably stay the night, just to be safe you know? And by the way, if im staying over night do you mind if i put my apron in your kitchen? i dont wanna get flour on your couch…”

spencer chuckled and nodded, using his chin to point towards the kitchen where y/n could leave his dirtied apron. After y/n left his apron splayed out on the counter, abandoned spencer chuckled at his shirt, which was now visible. When y/n noticed spencers laughs he looked at him confused, following his line of sight, and he was met with his shirt. 

“oh ya- my shirt? i got it as a joke gift from a friend- and i couldn’t help myself”

they both chuckled at this while y/n moved across the room to join spencer where he had taken his spot on the large leather couch back. Y/n plopped down next to spencers, sitting as far away from him as he could without it it being awkward- or at least more awkward than it already was. because little did Y/n know but spencer had been simultaneously admiring y/n from across the hall. And when y/n suggested they watch a show spencer took the opportunity to do away with the awkward silence, suggesting Doctor Who. y/n almost immediately agreed, taking the remote from the coffee table and handing it to spencer to pull up the show. 

Once the show had started, the lights of the TV screen illuminated the room while spencer pulled a blanket out of a basket and spread it out over both y/n and himself. And unconsciously y/n scooted closer to spencer, hoping for more warmth from the soft throw. Or maybe more warmth from spencer, who knows..

After a couple episodes, y/n eyes were beginning droop as he had been up since 5 am, baking. Spencer- the ever profiler- noticed this. But despite the fact that y/ns blinks were gradually gaining length each time- he kept shifting a little bit, trying to get comfortable. And now if it had been a couple hours ago when y/n knocked on the door then spencer would’ve never done it, not in a million, billion years. But now they had been talking and watching their show for at least 2 1/2 hours now, spencer giving facts and corrections, y/n giving opinions, for the pair to then debate upon. And spencer felt confident enough to invite y/n to lean on him.

“ you know, if your tired.. then i dont mind if you wanna lay on me- you must be tired…”

“ya- how did you know..?”

Y/n’s voice was that of someone who was already half asleep, the constant sound of the tv lulling him to sleep before spencer could even answer. But spencer didnt mind- he loved admiring y/n, his face so incredibly peaceful. And he thought to himself, ‘the cookies can wait till morning’, before soon doxing off himself.

The End 

[verathena14]

hi guess who's making a twst x aa au...

defense attorneys: silver, lilia (silver's mentor) prosecutors: riddle, sebek (riddle's protege-of-sorts), rollo (who is either the payne replacement or the final final boss (think mvk), i cant decide atm) detectives: deuce, idia (cyberforensics) judge: cater

ace is deuce's annoying (/affectionate) bf that gets accused of murder (a maggie and gumshoe situation), also he works at trey's bakery (there's some sort of poison-in-the-food situation with ace's false charge) the savanaclaw trio are side characters, maybe witnesses, leona could be the uncooperative client in a case. acts like a tough guy but he's got a soft spot for ruggie & jack, takes them under his wing kinda the octotrio are very dubious witnesses. they very obviously hint at having some kind of involvement in whatever case is happening but nobody's sure if theyre joking or not, and they dont end up being any of the actual culprits in the end. but theyre still hella sketchy kalim is the one who gets accused of murder all the fucking time. he and silver are friends, so he kinda(?) fills the maya role? or like. larry but immensely better? idk, something like that. jamil is always trying (and failing) to keep kalim from being accused of murder, and he always calls silver up when kalim's been arrested💀 vil & rook are the obligatory movie actors (main characters in some global studios production, probably another steel samurai spinoff), epel is their adopted son but he likes to hang out with the savanaclaw trio (much to vil's dismay) ortho is idia's assistant & android brother, just like in twst (and maybe his human version's death has something to do with the "ten years ago" case that every game has) malleus is part of a very influential family, and ofc he gets accused of murder once. his case is when the players first meet riddle as opposition, because there is no way that sebek would EVER, in ANY UNIVERSE prosecute malleus. he just couldnt. lilia doesnt die (cuz as much as i love angst, i just couldnt do that) but instead after the first couple of cases he travels the world n does some stuff thatll probably be plot important (idk man) also silver & sebek have that beautiful wonderful opposing counsel romantic tension. im a silbek truther what did u expect. also sebek's gonna have a whole edgeworth arc where he gets accused of murder and he has to learn to trust silver and its gonna be GAYYYYY neige is a rival of vil's (like engarde and corrida except without the whole adrien & celeste thing cuz that was lowkey fucked up. and also the rivalry is mostly on vil's side) so maybe like neige gets poisoned (non-fatally probably) and vil gets accused for it or smth chenya is the recurring witness who is sometimes helpful and sometimes not-so-helpful. like lotta or oldbag but more helpful than them ernesto and gino are culprits in one of the cases probably. hey can we talk about how playful land was straight-up human trafficking. thats kinda fucked-up right. also scully might be a client who's a twist villain at some point. idk, i havent seen all of his event so all my knowledge is tangential.

OH I ALMOST FORGOT!! Also in this au, magic is just a thing that exists, much like in twst, where it’s like modern world-adjacent and also some people have magic 🤷 I just can’t imagine twst without magic, tho it might not be the exact same system n stuff… idk

[leggerefiore]

Broody Harpy/PokeHybrid Husbands are fun, but honestly consider how'd they would react if S/O was the broody one instead (or at least even more so than them). If I laid that egg then it's MINE lmao

Staraptor Larry lets you have it. His instincts may have been driving him wild, but seeing you caring for the egg on your own calms them. He finally feels like he can return to work after abruptly having to call off. Though, he now has another instinct. His portion sizes are suddenly a lot larger. You get brought left-overs as he feels his duties are temporarily done.

Honchkrow Cyrus freezes. He wants to let you. He desperately wants to just let you take care of the egg and return to his normal life. Yet, he cannot. The hybrid will be nearby, and if you have to get up for anything, expect to return to him having claimed your spot. Let him have it for a while. He needs to. His brain is flooding him with brutal instinct. You can take turns. He will negotiate after he gets it out of his system. The urge to brood, he understands, but he is being driven into a new kind of madness. Unless you want a war… (He is unmovable.)

Togekiss Volo feels freed. He has been allowed to abandon these instinctual duties (so he thinks). You clearly have some competence in handling the egg. His obsession with knowledge will be satiated momentarily again. Then, other instincts enter his mind, and he returns with a terrifying amount of food and exhaustion on his eyes. He asks to swap out while you eat.

Archeops Emmet huffs but allows it. He understands. It is fine. He can go do other things. Like his job. Or battles. You are later brought countless sweets and watch a tired bird man pass out beside you. He went all over Nimbasa to different bakeries to bring back food for you. There are a few sandwiches in there, somehow.

Archeops Ingo is tortured. Hurt. He lets you, but he is so sad. Whatever puffed up feathers he had sink down while he looks utterly dejected. There is an attempt to indulge his other instincts, like getting food for you, but he simply wishes to brood. Just for a while. Now, you may wish to brood, but can you handle sad train man eyes while he watches you take care of the egg?

[cyandreamzaceattorney]

♡ April May ♡

Oh boy it's been a hot minute since I was last on this site, long story short I've been super busy with real life stuff and, while I've now gotten more time to draw than last week, I may become less active over the next few months :P

Anyways time to talk about the drawing! Yesterday I felt like drawing April May, why? Because not only did I feel like drawing something super cute and pink but, also I actually do enjoy April May's character quite a bit! It was a lot of fun to draw her and design a cute outfit loosely inspired by her canon outfit! I also gave her a fuller figure because she kinda has one in official art though that's probably mostly due to trilogy art style drawing often drawing aa characters (especially men) thicker, but I like drawing all kinds of body types so I decided I'd draw her chubby/mid sized anyways :P

now to talk more about her character >:-). A lot of people seem to think of her a lesser version of Ini Miney or even Dahlia Hawthorne but personally, I feel like all three of these women are quite different from each other, sure there are many traits that are same but that's the case for well, any one if you compare them to someone else, let alone characters in the same fictional franchise :P

So why do I like her? Well the main one is that to me she's to me a women who is unlikable but, you can't help but feel sorry for. I feel this way because while yes she did help Redd White blackmail many and kill Mia, and she does have a rude, harsh and literally catty personality but, she's was also stuck in a bad and potentially dangerous situation. A lot of people seem to forget that Redd White is a powerful and dangerous man, who had enough power to blackmail people with a lot of power and influence. also in one of her dialogue options she does outright mention being scared of him, because he knows how to shut people up. Personally wouldn't be surprised if Mia wasn't his first murder but that's a hc based off that line of dialogue.

speaking of hc's I do have a few for April May! (these do have minor spoilers for AA3, AAI1/2)

She's from Zheng Fa, now I haven't finished AAI2 yet (on case 4 atm) so idk if case 4 and 5 will effect this hc or not, but I noticed both Shi-Long and Di-Jun kinda act and look animal like in a similar way to April, of course her name doesn't really fit with Zheng Fa names but given she has a fake cutesy personality the name could also be fake (or she legally changed it to April May either after moving to America or after she started working at Blue Corp)

She met Dahlia in prison, I feel like she would've been sent to prison for a while due to being an accomplice in many of Redd White's crimes and since Morgan was able to meet Dahlia any other prisoner could as well, including April. I mostly have this hc cuz I feel like these two would at first bound over hating lawyers and how easy it is to fool people with a cutesy act, but than stop bonding when April learns a bit more about Dahlia.

Before working at Blue Corp she wanted to be a model and even dating a bit during that time, but neither worked out. One of her bf's just so happened to be Larry Butz (did I only come up with this hc because I learnt April and Larry are same age? maybe XD)

because she's a one off character in my mind she got her life together after serving her jail sentence. Maybe she got into a completely different job like running a bakery or something, idk lol

I hope you all enjoy my hc's and this drawing X3

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[heartsoulrocknroll]

Who Arted is another classic episode. The bakery and the gym classes are both hilarious, but the focus group and the shoe store have some of my favorite moments of all time.

Murr's delivery of, "Why do bitches be trippin'?" is an all time great. And the woman's serious response of, "Stressed out all the time," elevates it even more.

And arguably even better is Murr's ever so polite delivery of, "Would you like any fucking shoes today?" and the woman's response of, "I'm making up my fucking mind." That one KILLS me every time. Never gets old.

Also, Joe screaming, "LARRY, I NEED AZLET, SIZE SEVEN!!!!!!" Loool.

This episode has one of my favorite punishments too, with Q's art show about his life, and Q absolutely losing it over the photo of him "stepping on Chinese children."

[outofbluecomesgreen2]

Yeah, I know, “Thursday…” is a real good fic…

Of course, I have time for you Garth. I always have an open ear for you, and you know that. 

You're a real nice person and writing your parts was so much fun. Not ha-ha fun, of course not, but you are an open-minded friendly guy, a good friend… 

Speaking of: how is Larry Roman? Oh, he plans to move in with his mother? Sounds like a plan, to doesn’t sell his soul to a crossroads demon only to dominate Rome with casinos and bars. 

And, did you hear about Crowley? He didn’t try to set his arm on fire again, did he?

Good.

Since last week I was worried about him, I mean, he is such a dramatic person…

…

Yeah, still no more comments, and kudos are rare… It bugs me a bit, but what else can I do than being patient and continue writing.

…

Indeed, I do! That’s so cool! One of the coolest!! 

No, not about you guys. I’m not ready to start the continuing stories. Doing it means letting you go, and I’m not strong enough for that right now. 😢

I‘m actually writing about Gunnar Lawless, yeah, my dream come true story to be honest 😇. It will take a while, but it will be the second part of „The Holiday Episode“, with Cas and Dean and an OC, which I never tried before in fanfic 😘 I’m so excited 🥳

No, actually you can’t read it until you are not old enough, because it will be kinda spicy, but don’t worry, we’ll find you a real good fic. Go, and check my insta. 

And, can you do me a favor? I can’t reach Cas right now. I thought he would be in the bakery to work with Bobby; Jo was on the line and told me he would hang out with Dean a lot. Can you ask him, when you see him next time in the group, if he wants to visit me? Next week maybe? I think some people out there want to hear how HE is doing. It’s also been a while I talked to him. I kinda miss him☺️

Cool. Thanks buddy😉

And now, which song would you like to hear? Which one reflects your inner self… yeah, as an Arrow Ace… Arrow Ace for life! That’s the whole point

😁 🏳️‍🌈😉

[stylesclarified]

Louis+Eleanor+Hannah—The messy timeline

A while ago I got a good-faith ask about Louis potentially cheating on his girlfriend Hannah with a man, and how he could be a victim of internalized homophobia—that it could be the reason he bullied a gay kid. Prompted by that ask, I put together a post proving that Louis had actually cheated on Hannah with who would later be his girlfriend, Eleanor.

Some anons tried to push back against that, so the very concrete proof is spread out in four separate posts, which makes linking back to this quite messy and complicated to read. That is why I decided to just put everything together in one post.

It's the same info I had in all the other posts, just cleaned up for ease of reading.

Ok, so, a Larrie who we'll call Betterstill made a series of posts where she talked about knowing someone who knew Eleanor and how much of a b*tch she was (ok, and?). While making those posts she kind of... gave away something that made how Louis and Eleanor met click.

The first post said that, "Eleanor's best friend from university tells people that she introduced Louis and Eleanor backstage in 2011." In another, Betterstill clarified that the friend was Alana. When an anon pushed back and said that Alana didn't know Harry in 2011, Betterstill replied that, no Alana did work at the same bakery Harry did.

Another anon said that ok, even if Alana worked at the same bakery, she and Harry couldn't have worked there at the same time because she was in university when he worked there, to which Betterstill agreed and said that the story "didn't add up" for that reason.

Alright, now I need to explain all of this, which is very complicated to do in a non-confusing way, so bear with me.

Let's introduce Chloe Burcham. Chloe is one of Gemma's best friends (Harry's sister—idk, just in case):

Chloe's entire family has been friends with Harry's family for decades:

Chloe has also been friends for a very long time with a girl called Alana Burton—or Lani, how people usually called her online. Since neither of them are public figures (though Chloe is sort of an influencer), I don't really want to post old pictures of them together, but you can find them easily enough if you Google. The 1D fandom documents everything.

The kicker here is that Alana was roommates in University with Eleanor, aka Louis' long-time girlfriend. Both she and Eleanor posted endless photos together. Here's a photo Eleanor posted of all her university roommates—Lani is on the far right, while Eleanor is next to the blonde girl with a bob.

For a while, fans of 1D would discuss how trippy it was that Louis' girlfriend (Eleanor) was roommates with someone (Alana) who was childhood friends with one of Harry's childhood friends (Chloe), but there was no indication that Harry and Alana knew each other.

Louis + Eleanor shippers ("Elounor") had their theories about Alana+Chloe being the reason Louis and Eleanor met, but there was nothing concrete to go off of.

Until... kind of out of nowhere Lani tweeted Harry with an inside joke.

And a few weeks later Harry went bowling with Alana, Chloe, Chloe's sister, and some dude.

Then Harry tweeted Lani with a lot of familiarity:

And people were torn. Some believed Chloe had introduced Harry and Alana and that was all there was to it, while others put together the fact that Chloe and Alana had met when they were young because Alana was from a town 5 minutes away from Holmes Chapel (Harry's hometown), and that since Chloe was so close to Harry and Gemma since they were kids, chances were that Harry and Alana had met long before 1D.

Another reason people believed this, was that Louis explained how he and Eleanor met like this:

I don't know if anyone who's this deep into my obscure blog will not know that Harry worked in a bakery prior to being in 1D, but, well, he did. He worked there for two years, from fourteen to sixteen.

Harry (via Liam) also confirmed that he introduced Louis and Eleanor:

So, was Alana the friend of Harry's who worked at the bakery with him? Or was it someone else and Alana was just a coincidence?

Well, Betterstill shared in her "receipt" that Alana indeed worked at the bakery. I don't trust Larries as far as I can throw them, of course, but this one is very reluctantly admitting that Alana worked at the bakery. She's also agreeing with her anons that "the story doesn't add up" because "Alana was in university when Harry worked at the bakery." What I get from this, is that Betterstill actually does know someone somewhat connected to all of this, who confirmed that Alana worked at the bakery with Harry, and is trying to use that knowledge to claim that Eleanor is not a nice person (because Larries all have a vendetta against her), while also trying to somehow cast doubt onto something that she herself is confirming.

Betterstill has dozens of posts talking about being from the same area as Harry and knowing people he knows, so her knowing someone who knows Alana is not far-fetched to me. It seems like her coping mechanism is sort of lying to herself.

But, well, she's wrong. Alana started university the same year that Harry auditioned for The X Factor. As I said, Alana was roommates with Eleanor, meaning, they most likely started university at around the same time. Eleanor started university in 2010 after Harry auditioned for The X Factor. Harry and Alana working together at the bakery makes perfect sense. They could've worked together for the entire two years he worked there.

Fast-forward to January 2018 (a year after Betterstill's "receipt") and we get pictures of Harry hanging out with Alana in Japan:

And then almost two years later, we get content of Alana spending Christmas with the Styles in 2019:

Suffice to say that Harry and Alana are friends, and every part of this story is adding up.

Now, what else was it that Betterstill said? That Alana claims that she introduced Louis and Eleanor backstage at a show in 2011. Okay... interesting. We know for a fact that Louis and Eleanor had met by September 2011 because we have pictures of them together then, so that means they didn't meet backstage at 1D's first tour, since it started in December 2011.

What other shows did 1D have before that? Well, they had a couple of TV show appearances, some on the radio, at malls and stuff. Could it be that Harry invited Alana to one of those? Sure, it could be, but apparently it's not.

You see, Betterstill is/was friends with a bunch of other Larries, such as our good old pal Bulletproof who I talked about in my "living together" posts. Bulletproof gave us a tiny extra detail about this whole thing that's very interesting: that the show they met at was an X Factor one. She later expanded on the show being in the Spring of 2011. Betterstill and Bulletproof's friendship is long documented on both of their blogs, so presumably Betterstill gave Bulletproof details that she didn't make public in her blog.

I had my suspicion that was the case ever since Betterstill mentioned it was backstage at a show in 2011 and while looking for something else on Bulletproof's blog found the confirmation.

I figured that backstage at a show in 2011 had to mean at The X Factor Tour because it was what made the most sense, in terms of being a show where the guys could take friends with them. The families were always talking about getting tickets for those shows on Twitter.

What show? We have no idea, but most likely one in Manchester. The X Factor Tour ran from February 19th till April 9th, 2011.

So, regardless of what the exact show was, that's the range of time we're looking at.

Mmhm, but... at the time Louis was... dating Hannah, his girlfriend who he was with since before One Direction. If all of this is correct (and it adds up perfectly), when Louis and Eleanor met, he was 100% dating Hannah.

Fun fact, if Louis and Eleanor indeed met at a Manchester show, then they met right around the time of his and Hannah's 1-year anniversary:

(archived tweet)

Hannah would tweet about Louis a bunch. Hannah's sister posted this photo of them together on Easter a couple of weeks after The X Factor Tour ended:

Hannah deactivated her account a few years ago, so we can't link to her tweets, but we can see fan reactions to them. On July 17th, she took a Twitter break for a couple of days because of "rumors":

This was right after Louis went back home to Doncaster (where Hannah also lived) for a day, according to what his mom tweeted on July 16th.

A week or so later, Hannah came back from her Twitter break for 1D's anniversary (July 23rd), and right after that, she confirmed she and Louis had broken up but that they remained best friends, to which Louis agreed. We have screenshots of those tweets:

Louis' is still up.

You're gonna have to trust me on this one, because there's no way for me to link the source, but Stan, one of Louis' closest friends, had a period of time in 2013 where his Facebook was public. In fact, through Stan's Facebook we found out that Louis auditioned for The X Factor in 2009 as well:

And through his Facebook we found the date in which he and Eleanor became friends there...

That is four days after the potential date in which Louis broke up with Hannah (July 16th) and four days before Hannah would confirm it on Twitter. That is... quite the fucking timing.

Of course, we don't have 100% confirmation that Louis and Eleanor cheated on Hannah. But come the fuck on... They most likely met in March 2011, then Louis continued to date Hannah, and as soon as Louis and Hannah break up he starts interacting with Eleanor?

Just 10 days after that Eleanor's cousin, Emily Calder who was very young and a huge 1D fan (her @ used to be NomNomNiall), was tweeting about Eleanor knowing Louis. You can check out Emily's Twitter account—Louis still follows her.

(archived tweet)

Louis called her on the phone and followed her that same day.

As far Emily she was aware, at this point, Louis and Eleanor were "just friends." Emily wouldn't find out they were an item until it became public knowledge. Why? Because, well, she was a child, and she was a 1D fan, so she knew perfectly well that Louis had a girlfriend until LITERALLY two weeks prior to following her.

Like...

(archived tweet)

Larries took Emily's lack of knowledge of the situation as "proof" of it being all fake, instead of the fact that she was lied to and told 1% of the information. She was told that Louis and Eleanor had known each other for a while, but she didn't have the full context:

(She had an ask.fm at the time that was linked to her Twitter account, so this is 100% legit, but it's not up anymore for me to link it)

Sugarscape, a popular media outlet at the time that had a lot of interviews with 1D, said that someone spotted Louis with a brunette girl at V Festival (August 20/21 2011). I can't find the original article because Sugarscape has gone offline since then, but I can find an archived version of a second article where they reference it, a year later:

And Eleanor confirmed it was her:

(archived tweet)

Sugarscape wrote this second article because Louis had said in an interview that he and Eleanor didn't know how long they'd been together:

Larries also used this as proof that their relationship was fake. "Louis loves his girlfriend so much but he has no idea when they started dating."

They made whole ass timelines showing the discrepancies in what Louis said in different interviews, and dissected the whole thing in an attempt to "prove" that it was fake.

But... he couldn't say how long they'd been together BECAUSE THEY CHEATED. Not because he "didn't know" or because "he didn't care" or any other Larrie-backward-ass-logic. He did know, but if he admitted it, he was basically spelling out that he had cheated on his ex for months. He always gave different answers because the real one would not paint him in a good light.

Notice how Sugarscape corrects Louis, who said they'd been together for 6-8 months. They're like, "No, actually, it's at least 11." And, no, actually, it's MORE.

At first, Hannah didn't know, but she probably did realize it eventually. A year+ after the breakup, and a month after the Sugarscape article I linked, Hannah's little brother George had a pretty heated exchange with Louis' best friend Stan, in which he used a homophobic slur to describe Louis:

That's why Larries say that George accused Louis of cheating with a man, but that's... not true. You can see from his profile picture that George was a literal child. He most likely just used that slur because it was the worst word he could think of. Louis had been with Eleanor, very openly, for a year. They were first spotted together in September 2011. Eleanor then confirmed that they were together IN AUGUST, a month after he and Hannah broke up.

Even if Louis were gay (which he wasn't) and had a relationship with a man, why would Hannah's 12-year-old brother who he hadn't talked to in a year even know about it?

The "proof" of it is one word that can be very easily explained with logic. Now, here's the thing, a little bit after tweeting all of that, George deleted the tweets, so Larries went out of their way to claim that George had specifically tweeted that Louis had cheated with a man, and that makes the rounds to this day.

George did not tweet that. Here's a post by Larries the day after the tweets, August 17th, 2012, clarifying that it was FAKE. Just in case, I archived the post as well, you can find it here.

There aren't even screenshots of the tweet people use as "proof."

In fact, our friend Bulletproof (who was such a staunch Larrie she believed that Hannah was a friend of Louis' who was doing him a favor by pretending to be his girlfriend), didn't even believe that George was using that slur because he thought Louis was gay. She instead believed that George "wasn't told" what Hannah's "real role" was and that he was upset because of how fast Louis had moved on.

Which he was. That is why George was upset. In fact, so was Hannah!

As I said, her Twitter account is long gone, but she tweeted about unfollowing 1D accounts because she didn't want to see Louis' face on her Timeline in 2012. There's also this...

Hannah posted a video of her and a friend singing with a sore throat, to which a friend of Louis' called Calvin Rodgers (who he was distanced from at the time) commented, "In theory, the singing wasn't AS flat as Louis." A friend of Calvin and Hannah's called Dan replied, "Fair point." To which Calvin replied, "Not only fair, but true." And Hannah replied, "Controversial 🙊"

Anyway, to close this post, let's address two more things.

Larries claimed that Harry "looked uncomfortable" when it was said that he introduced Louis and Eleanor. They attributed this to, well, Harry and Louis being a closeted couple.

In actuality, the problem was probably that Harry was close with Hannah:

And because he was there when Louis met Eleanor, and was the main reason they met, felt uncomfortable about the whole thing.

2. Larries also claim that Harry "never interacted with Eleanor" and had raging jealousy. They project onto him the hatred they have for her.

Harry and Eleanor were probably not friends. Harry and Louis' friendships was already winding down by the time he and Eleanor started dating. But Harry did tweet a picture of Louis and Eleanor together in 2011

Here's Harry photobombing Eleanor and her friend at One Direction's premiere for their documentary This Is Us in 2013.

And here's Harry saying hello to Eleanor and her dad, who were having lunch at the pub close to his house. And yes, that was Eleanor 100%. That's exactly what her father looks like, plus, she's a regular at the pub. There have been a ton of sightings of her there. (Sighting 1, Sighting 2, Sighting 3, Sighting 4, Sighting 5, Sighting 6)

That was August 18th, 2019, btw. Louis and Eleanor had been back together since early 2017. They would break up again in January 2023. So, Eleanor was actively "Louis' beard" in Larries minds.

In order to claim that Harry hated Eleanor or was upset about her and Louis' relationship, Larries will use out of context clips, slowed down gifs, etc. But that's a debunk for a different day.

Anyway, that's all the condensed pretty concrete proof that Louis seemingly cheated on Hannah with Eleanor.

He also seemingly cheated on Eleanor with Briana (and other girls), dated Danielle Campbell very openly while Briana was pregnant with his son, then cheated on Danielle with Eleanor. So, you know, a really nice guy! I can make a post about that at some point if you guys want me to.