#lar' bear

[omg-snakes]

Happy Yoo Near from Amazing Larry and all of us at OMG Snakes!

May your Yoo Near's Eve be safe and joyful and may the new year bring you love, luck, and lollipops.

[stvnszlr]

you do not understand how bad my gender envy is for literally every single member of metallica in their earliest era . the androgyny …

[vaggiess]

d7

I've been studying like a horse running on track oml

[frecklystars]

Thinking about Lars’ comfort color being pink and how he’d really really like it in BarbieLand and the Mojo Dojo Casa Keri Ken Dreamhouse and if I were a scared star in the palm of his hand he’d make sure he walks around and says “sure there’s lots of pink here, but there’s nothing to be afraid of… there’s Ken over there, he loves you so much. There’s Luke over there with Julian and Driver... anything happens you know they got your back. You know we’re all gonna take care of you. You’re safe here even though it’s pink. I think pink is a safe color. I always feel really good when I see it. One day you’ll feel good, too. I promise."

[askspacezombie]

whoops. ok

Be gentle, nerds.

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

Lamp feels like the type of parent to disappear from your life for 10 months and then randomly come back into your life only to disappear for another 10 months.

[ytttrium]

a sketchbook doodle that i liked enough to post! everyone needs a Stupid Little Guy to shout bad ideas in their ear sometimes

[yousaytomato]

I don't need him I don't need him I don't need him he's £55 I Don't Need Him

[lateniteat711]

hi!!! I'm 🫀 because much like the symbol known as prince I'm a little full of myself (I'm KIDDING) I'm 22 and I've been writing for on and off 10 years, I do this as a hobby and I'm honestly incredibly shy and nervous due to a long history of bad experiences in online communities

I have a lot of interests but the main fandoms I'll write are

My Chemical Romance

Blur

Green Day

Succession

The Bear

a wide array of niche ryan gosling characters

Shameless

Scream

and whatever has my attention for the month

[vaggiess]

study d3

goofed

[frecklystars]

lars and the real girl except it's lars catching a falling star in the palm of his hands... and the star is also a human but she's too anxious to come out. she stays in the form of a star, but around lars, she'll take her human form when they're alone together. or so he claims

so he cradles her star form in his arms all day calling her "keri" his "wish come true" and everyone assumes he's carrying around a piece of plastic that glows really bright with a special light bulb at 100000 lumens or something. nobody believes him when he says she is really a human girl. or a star. because why would you be able to hold a flaming hot ball of gas in your bare hands without disintegrating or going blind, and how is the star still ever present, ever glowing without snuffing out? of course nobody believes him.

lars asks karin and gus to let keri stay. karin offers the pink room and he says in a hushed voice "ohhh no. nooo, keri..." he whispers very quietly "keri has c-ptsd so she can't... she can't look at the color pink... she can't look at a lot of things, and pink is one of--" but then he holds the star up to his ear as if she's talking to him and he says "oh. oh. baby are you sure? ok..." he lowers the star to his chest and says "ok she's ok with it if we put some of her favorite barbie dolls in there. she's going to try. but she says i need to hold her the whole time"

his hands get shaky sometimes when he's alone, when something triggers him. he's cradling the star to his chest, blinking harshly, shaking his head, trying to stop thinking about it, but he can't. she doesn't judge him. she knows exactly how he feels. she'll take human form and wrap her arms around him, he'll cling to her for dear life. her hugs dont "hurt" like other people's hugs. they're close enough to where he feels more comfortable with her touch where it almost never bothers him at all, just like she grows more comfortable with him, and even still she limits how often she hugs him or holds his hand because she never wants to overstep, and he does the same for her

when she starts to take human form more often, going out into public as a whole entire person, flesh and blood, the townspeople are like "???? oh. you mean lars wasn't... i mean... oh. ok. this was legit a person this entire time. ok" karin is relieved and happy for lars while gus is like "omfg the stress i have been put through. my dude. this shouldnt even be possible"

keri is quiet, like lars. keri doesn't like crowds, like him. has anxiety that makes her completely shut down. just like him. she doesn't like to be touched either, but she isn't as repulsed to the degree lars is. they find a balance. lars wears several layers to avoid skin on skin contact. keri is the opposite, she hates the feeling of fabric rubbing her skin, always wearing a loose t-shirt and shorts or a long skirt. lars can handle very light, soft touches, but keri absolutely cannot; someone has to firmly grip her if they're hugging her or holding her hand. so when he holds her hand he makes sure to squeeze it tight to apply pressure. and she makes sure to rub her thumb lightly over his knuckles. some moments when she's overstimulated she says "i don't want to be kissed right now, but you can put your head on my lap if you want" and he's smiling and laying his head in her lap without question, and she pets his hair gently. sometimes for maybe a few hours she won't want to be touched at all, and lars is okay with that. but as she feels less anxious and finds new habits during the day to avoid being overstimulated, she grows more comfortable with being touched and finds herself feeling more at home in this new universe she dropped into.

he finds comfort knowing keri's love is infinite. that it's literally her purpose, to travel through stars, travel through dimensions, to give love to all kinds of different people in different ways. he feels so lucky to be one of those people. she gets him like nobody else. she gives him some of her stim toys, things he didn't know existed but it helps him cope monumentally. he knows he can break down in front of her and she won't judge him. he doesn't have ptsd but he does have trauma and he is there to hold her when she is going through a flashback or jolting awake from a nightmare. he holds her tight and tells her she's safe, nobody's gonna hurt her ever again because he'd never let them. never never never.

normally with my main F/Os i like to exchange jewelry as a token of affection, but with lars specifically i would give him a sensory fidget bracelet. he'd love to roll the beads between his fingers, flick the little glow in the dark spinner. it would all be pastel colored just like keri's clothes, he'd love looking at it and thinking how "a real wishing star" gave it to him. probably has a "k" charm attached to it too just like ken's, just like K's, just like luke's, just like driver's.

keri has to vocally stim sometimes too, so he'll walk with her in the woods by the lake where he grew up and they'll sing together when she's feeling restless and needs to release some sound.

anyway can you tell i rewatched lars and the real girl and had Normal Feelings about my self ship

[callsignred]

I never went to YouTube this fast before.

[sheepie-self-ships]

Alright besties I updated my Carrd to include my exes and also some new old f/os I didn’t throw on there in the F/O purge of 2023, I wanted some back so if u don’t like sharing perhaps take a look 💀 I don’t remember who also has Obey Me F/Os but I had some that weren’t on there before, and also Larry is back bc I say so <3 and also Kíli gets his own page like All Might n Monty n Billy n Steve n Shadow :]

[mucahitsuleymanoglu]

the kissing bear

[kingkingliulol]

Me teasing~

Me and my partner ship name is Lars cuz of his nickname Nars and my name Liu, and we- are the Bear duo u^u

[chiara-klara-claire]

funny ways to say “in the middle of nowhere”

Collected funny ones under this post + contributions to this one (my selection). Most involve ass(holes), have god/the devil, (nonsense) names of villages…

🇩🇪German: in the ass of the world/ the pasture- am Arsch der Welt/der Weide; where Fox and Hare bid each other good night - Wo sich Fuchs und Hase Gute Nacht sagen (old-fashioned), where the dead dog lays - Da liegt der tote Hund, in Buxtehude/ (Kuh)kaff, in der Pampa, in Timbuktu

🇮🇹Italian: in assland - in culonia/culandia, in the wolves’ ass - in culo ai lupi, in the ass of the word - in culo al mondo; 🇫🇷 French in the asshole of the world - dans le trou du cul du monde

🇨🇿Czech: Where foxes bid good night to one another - Kde si lišky dávají dobrou noc

🇩🇰Danish: where the crows turn around - Hvor kragerne vender on Lars diarrheas field/on the field of Lars Shitpants - På lars tyndskids mark

🇳🇴Norwegian: far damn from violence - langt pokker i vold, “huttaheiti” (gibberish)

🇸🇪Swedish: out (there) in the spinach - ute i spenaten,“tjotaheiti” (see above, maybe originally from Tahiti)

🇪🇸in Spain: in the fifth hell/pine tree - En el quinto infierno/pino, where Christ lost the sandal/hat/lighter - Donde Cristo perdió la alpargata/gorra/mechero;

🇲🇽 Mexico: Where the devil farts - Donde el diablo se echa un pedo, and sometimes someone answers: “Y nadie lo escucha” And no one hears

🇹🇼in Taiwan: where birds don't lay eggs and dogs don't shit - 鳥不生蛋狗不拉屎的地方 

🇵🇱Polish - where crows turn around -  Gdzie wrony zawracają, where dogs bark from their ass - gdzie psy dupami szczekają 🐶; Where the devil says goodnight - Gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc, where (black) pepper grows - gdzie pieprz rośnie, (mostly in the context of running as far away as possible or chasing someone away)

🇦🇺Australia: woop woop or "in the middle of woop woop' 🇳🇿 NZ: wop wops

🇻🇳Vietnamese: holy forests, poisonous waters - rừng thiêng nước độc / where mountain passes are windy/cloudy and winds swirl in vortexes - đèo heo hút gió or đèo mây hút gió (rarely used)

🇨🇦🇫🇷 Québéc: Saint clin clin des meuhs meuhs (actual village name…)

🇸🇦 Arabic (Saudi dialect): in the castle of wadren في مقلاع وادرين (an old castle in the middle of desert)

🇮🇱 in Israel: Israel: at the end of the world, take a turn left - סוף העולם שמאלה

🇫🇮Finnish: behind God’s back - jumalan selän takana, in the devil’s ass - helvetin perseessä;

🇬🇷 Greek: at the devil’s horn - Στου διαόλου το κέρατο;

🇧🇬 Bulgarian: on the ass of geography - На гъза на географията

🇮🇸 Icelandic Out in an asshole - úti í rassgati;

🇧🇷 in Brazil: in cock’s house - na casa do caralho;

🇦🇷 in Argentina: in the pussy of the parrot- en la concha de la lora 🦜;

🇪🇪 Estonian: in the bear's ass - karuperses 🐻

🇺🇸 USA: bumfuck Egypt

🇧🇪 in Belgium (Dutch): in a farmer’s asscrack - in een boerengat

🇺🇦 Ukrainian: in the devil's swamps в чорта на кулічках,  where the crow won't carry bones куди ворон кісток не заносить