#lapet lo

[vellhighbandi]

Sharma mai chawal dho rhi thi or mere dimag m ye khyal aya ki kya kabhi koi asa din ni gya jab pura sansar khush ho sab hase ho maukurae ho

Kuki ab to tyohar par bhi logo k rape ho rhe h log mar Rey h un dino m bhi tab Puri duniya khush rehni chahiye :)

Itni gehri baatein kaise keh jaati ho... Hum bhi Holi par soch rhe the... Aaj sare log khush hai par main nhi hu... Phir realise hua sirf India me log khush hai... Phir laga nhi, pura India bhi khush nhi hai... Phir hum soche saari duniya kab khush hogi? New year pe? Nahi koi na koi to dukhi hota hi hai... Duniya mayus hone ke kayi wajah degi... Par khushi to chhote chhote lamho me hume hi dhundni padegi... Jaise yahan. Hum khush hote hai jab apne chote se dabbe me Tumblr ki ye choti se duniya kholti hu, tab khush hoti hu main... Jab exam khatam hone baad jaakar gaale par jaati hu apne un dosto ke jinko shyaad in exams ke baad kabhi na dekhu, khush hoti hu us waqt. Jab school me se kisiko msg aata hai Sharma samjha de yaar, kal fail ho jayenge, halki si muskaan aajati hai chehre par. Jab kitchen me mere khane ki thali saji milti hai accha lagta hai. Jab subah bed ke bagal me ek paani ki bottle rakhi milti hai, dil sacchi hasta hai. Jab meri kisi stupid si baat par stupid sa reply aata hai ek second ke liye hi sahi par khushi hoti hai! Aur shayad in choti khushiyo me hi zindagi hai.

Okay jyada emotional ho gye. Modiji saari duniya ko khush to nhi kar sakte hum, par apne logon ko aisi choti choti khushiyan zarur de sakte hai... To kyu na choti baato se hi shuru kare?

Be the change you want to see in the world

Aisa hi kuch tha na wo qoute

[itsskay]

List 5 songs you like to listen to, then publish this and send this ask to the last 5 people in your notifs <3🎶

Hiiee, thanks for asking this question <3

Picking just 5 songs is soo damn hardd, in gonna give you a list

Okay let’s see though according to my mood these days it would be and some of my all time favourites

Plus a bonus here !!

Some others might be ‘Ek Din Aap’, ‘Ishq hua kaise hua’, ‘Hothon Se Chhu Lo Tum’, ‘Jaisa Mera Tu’ etc and A LOT OF PUNJABI SONGS, it’s an entire playlist…😭😭

Oh oh and for some reason ‘Lazy Lamhe’ is a fav these days

I do have playlists for English songs too but they cannot be my all time favs ifykyk

(P.S. the second task done ☑️)

[sleepypodusa]

Pussy & Pooch & ... Dragons?!! Malibu & Royalty are two very lucky Bearded Dragons! Xmas came early for them when their Daddio treated them to a new ride... the Sleepypod Air in *royal* violet is fitting for this beautiful duo dontcha think?  - photo with permission from Pussy & Pooch Pet Lifestyle Center California: Downtown Los Angeles and Belmont Shore.

[adultstories4u]

Ye story jo ke mai share kar raha hu wo bilkul sacchi hai aur names bhi real hai

So Hi mera name ankit hai aur mai 20 saal ka hu aur bhopal ke ek middle class family me rhene wala hu mai apne mom dad ke sath rheta hu aur part 2 study karta hu Now mai apni mom dad ka intro karta hu mere dad ka name akshay hai aur wo banker hai age 53 aur meri mom sushila jo ke house wife hai aur unka age 51 aur ek typical Indian mom hai halki si healthy pyari aur bhut sundar hai . Wo hamara bhut ache se khyal rakti hai aur mai unhe bhut manta hu

Toh ek din ke baat hai wo regular sa din tha aur wo din tha 26 February. Subhe 9:30 tak dad apne office ke lia chale gaye aur mai aur mom ghar me the us time mere college me fest ke preparation ke karan classes nahi ho rahe to ghar me he tha. Mom apne ghar ke kaam me busy ho gaye aur mai sitting hall me baithe hue PUBG khel raha tha. And kareeb 12:00 ke aas pass mom ne ghar ke sab kaam khatm kar li aur sofe pe rest kar rihi thi fir mom ne bola “acha mai jati hu nahane uske baad tu jana nahane ko” mai ne bola “tik hai”. Jaise mai ne bataya hamara ghar jyada bada nahi hai to ek he common bathroom hai. Toh mom nahane ko chali gaye aur 15 20 mins ke baad naha ke nikili aur wo towel lapet ke nikili kyoki meri mom nahane time bas towel le ke jati hai aur fir baad me room me jaa kar kapde phenti hai. Mom naha ke nikli aur mujhe boli “jaa tu bhi naha le ab” toh mai ne bola “jata hu tore der me” fir mom room me chali gaye.

Sex stories: My hot sister renu part-4. Meri mom door close rak kar dress change nahi karti bas curtain laga ke rakti hai kyoki wo utna concerned nahi ye sab se kyoki ghar me mai mom aur dad he rhete hai. 3-4 mins ke baad mom ke phone pe call aya to jo sitting room me he raka hua tha to mom ne muje bola “dekho kon call kia hai baat kar lo” tb dekha to new number se call aya tha and mai fir bina pick kia jaldi se mom ko dene ke lea room me ye bolte ghus gaya ke koi new number hai and ittna me he mai ne jo deka usse mai hakka bakka rah gaya. Mom mirror ke taraf face kar k puri nangi jhuki hui thi aur leg me tel laga rihi thi unka bada sa mota gool sa 38 size ka gaand clear mere aakho ke samne tha aur kyoki wo jhuki hui thi to unka gaand ka tight ched aur chut ka partition bikul saaf saaf mere aakho ke samne tha aur. Jaise ke mai bolte hue ghusa aur ye dekha mom bhi jaldi sa aaah awaz nikal kar chauk gaye aur quick reaction wala upar uth kar palat gaye mere taraf to mai ne fir jo deka wo koi jannat se kaam nahi tha mom ke gol gol 34 ki do do light brown chuchi jhul rihi thi aur wo dark brown nipples oh my god what a melons fir unki tummy aur naval aur waist me black thread fir niche unki halki hairy chut dek ke meri heartbeat ruk he gayi thi mom ekdum sexy aur hot angel lag rihi thi unka wet baal unko aur bhi kahi jyada sexy bana dia tha bilkul desi porn me jo bhabhi log rheti hai waisi. And wo sub kuch itta sudden hua mom apne hand se chuchi aur chut ko chipane ke koisis ki fir jaldi se towel utha kar khud ko dhak li, mere hath me phone ring ho he raha tha mai halki nervous awaz me mom ko “ye lo” kar ke phone dia aur jaldi se apne room ko bhaga aur mirror ke samne khade ho gaya, meri heartbeat ekdum fast ho gaya tha aur haath pair kaamp rehe the aur khud ko mirror me dekh raha tha aur ye jo mai ne avi dekha soch kar mera lund pura tight ho gaya aur lund ko masalne laga. Ye jo bhi kuch hua muskil se 5-6 second ka incident tha but jo bhi hua mere mind me aisa photocopy ho gaya ke kavi nahi mere mind se erase hoga.

Sex stories: First time she plays with her son Fir kuch 10 mins baad mom room se dress pehen kar bahar aye aur mujhe awaz dia aur bola “tu nahane ko nahi gaya ab tak” mai bola “nahi nahunga bhookh lag rihi hai” to mom kitchen ke taraf jate boli “acha tik aao khana lene”. Mai kitchen ghusa mera abhi bhi heartbeat fast tha mom kahana nikali aur mai le ke sofa pe baith gaya fir mom bhi apna khana le ke aye aur hum khane lage. Mom ne muje dek kar kaha “tu abhi jo kuch hua use soch raha hai na mai janti hu”. Mai mom ko dekhte hue sorry bola wo bilkul bhi tensed ya shocked nahi dikhi fir usne kaha “isme teri koi galti nahi hai ye jo bhi hua sab achanak se hua hai” ye bol kar wo khane lagi aur ye sun kar mai relaxed hua. Jab khana hua to mom ne kaha “aaj mt nahana late ho gayi hai” to mai ne haan bola aur apne room me chala gaya aur mom kitchen me.

Advertisements Apne room me jane ke baad mai leet gaya aur fir mera lund bhi khada ho gaya aur mai jo bhi abhi hua usse soch kar hilane laga aur mera meri mom ke lia nazariya badal gaya. Mom ke behavior me koi change nahi aya bas unke face pe spark sa aa gaya but ab mera mind mere mom ke lea pura change ho gaya tha. Mai apni mom ko ab dusre nazar se dekhne laga tha.

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[samarchu]

Special Karwa Chauth

Mai Archu aaj apko kal yan (i08.10.2017) karwa chauth ki daastan suna ne jaa rhi hun......

Baat kuch dino phle ki hai last sunday ki jab Sam ke ek friend ne unko call krke bola ki usko one on one fun krna hai mere sath kyu ki unki wife pregnant hai....Sam bole thik hai but mere se confirm krke btate hai.......Sam mere se bole toh mai maan gyi or boli weekend pe krugi.....uss time mujhe yeh yaad nhi tha ki sunday ko karwa chauth hai......Sam apne friend ko call krke bta diye ki hum weekend pe plan kr rhe hai fun ka.......

1-2 din baad hum aise hi apna regular chudai ke baad let ke baat kr rhe the tbhi Sam ko yaad aaya ki sunday ko karwa chauth hai....woh bole ek plan krte hai iss karwa chauth ko mana ne ka......hum ne plan bna na start kr diya or unke friend ko bta diye.....

Fir mai ek din apni frnd riya woh bhi swingers hai call usko btayi yeh sb baat.....toh woh boli isme koi galat bt nhi hai karwa chauth ke din krne me or insaan insaan ke kaam nhi aayega toh kaun aayega.......unki wife pregnant hai or woh chahte hai tmhre sath krna toh kr lo......mai boli krne me koi problem nhi hai mai haan bol di hun but uss din karwa chauth hai toh......woh boli yeh bhi tmhre liye or Sam ke liye bhi naya experience hoga.......so special thank u to my lovely friend riya for encouraging me do it........

Karwa chauth hai sunday ko or woh bhi special toh mai sochi beauty parlour jaake apni biikini wax or facial or hair cut kra lu.....waise bhi yeh sb normal hota hai karwa chauth me......friday ko Sam ke sath shopping ke liye gyi or fir parlour gyi.....

Saturday ko mai mehandi lgane wale ko book ki.....hum dono chahte the mehandi meri puri body pe lage means designer mehandi meri boobs chut or gaand pe bhi......but uske liye place hona chahiye or free ho but hum family ke sath rehte hai toh yeh impossible ho gya.....isliye mai sirf apne hands or legs pe lagwayi mehandi.......

Sunday ko fir nahate time mai apni chut or armpit ko clean ki or fir shaam saree pehan ke saj dhaj ke taiyar ho gyi karwa chauth manane......

Fir raat ke 8.30 pm bje chand nikal or hum dono apne ghar ke chath(terrace) pe jaake chand ko dekhe or puja kiye.....fir hum apne car se unke friend ke ghar gye.....wahan jate hi mai fir se chand dekhi or unke friend ke hath se paani pi or fir pati ke hath se......woh dono bhut khush huye or fir mujhe kiss krke gale lga liye dono......

Fir hum andar aake kuch prasad or sweets khaye or fir dinner online order kr diye Sam ne....

Dono bole jb tk dinner aayega tb tk drinks pite hai or dance krte hai.....mai boli mai change krke aati hun toh dono bole aaj suhago wali raat hai issi saree me enjoy kro....

Mai bhi ussi saree me drinks suru ki or dance or dhire dhire nasha chadhta gya or soft fun suru hua.......hum kiss krne lge or meri boobs or gaand dabna start ho gyi.....fir Sam ne meri saree khol di or bole peticoat or blouse me nacho.......fir hum teeno drinks krte krte dance krne lge.....

Issi bich unke friend ne apna ek hath meri blouse me daal ke boobs dabane lge or dusra hath meri peticoat me daal ke gaand daba ke kiss krne lge...... 

Mai bhi unka underwear nikal ke unke lund se khelne lgi or fir niche apni ghutno pe baith ke unka lund chusne lgi.......yeh sb dekh ke Sam ka bhi lund khada ho gya but woh bole the woh kuch nhi krege bas dekhenge hum dono ko enjoy krte huye.......but unse rha nhi gya toh woh bhi aa gye apna lund leke.....fir mai dono lund ko chusne lgi.......

Fir unke frnd bed leta diye hum ko or meri blouse or peticoal khol diye.......ab mai sirf new red color ki bra panty thi......woh dekh ke pagal hi gye ho......hands or legs pe red mehandi maathe pe sindoor gale me mangalsutra uspe se matching new red bra panty pehni suhagan bed pe leti hai......

Usne jldi se meri bra panty utar ke meri clean shave chut ko chaatne lge jor jor se or meri boobs dabane lge.......yeh sb ab Sam nange hoke dekh rhe the chair pe baith ke.....

Fir mai jldi se chodo dinner ke baad dusra round bhi krna hai.......fir woh apna lund meri chut ki ched pe rakh ke andar pel diye or jor jor se chodne lga........mai bhut tezz moan krne lgi.....fir mai unke unke upar aake chudne lgi......jaise hi woh jhadne wale the woh apna lund nikal meri boobs chodne lge or fir meri boobs pe jhad gye.....

Fir mai jake let gyi do lund ke bich dono ke baaho me.......

Tab hi delivery boy bhi aa gya dinner leke.....woh dono bole towel lapet ke jao or dinner le aao delivery boy se.....mai towel lapet ke gyi dinner lene.....fir hum teeno nange hi dinner kiye.....

Dinner ke time Sam bole apne friend se ki iss baar tm iski chut or mai piche se gaand maaruga.......woh bhi bole thik hai or mai bhi maan gyi......

Dinner ke baad hum kuch time rest kiye or fir ready ho gye 2nd round ke liye.....

Fir mai dono lund ke sath khelne lgi or unke friend ka lund chusne lgi......jaise hi mai lund chusna suru ki Sam piche se meri gaand chaatne lge or fir apna lund set krke dhaka lga ke andar daal diye or meri gaand maarne lge jor jor se......idhar mai unke friend ka lund chus rhi thi or piche se gaand mara rhi thi......Sam ka lund itna tezz meri gaand maar rha tha ki unke friend ka lund pura gale tk jaa rha tha.....fir kuch time baad Sam meri gaand me jhad gye or unke friend meri body pe.....

Fir hum teeno jldi se fresh huye or ready huye ghar jaane ke liye.....

Unke friend hum dono ko thank u bole ki one on one krne ke liye.....

Fir mai thank u dono ko.....Sam ko isliye ki yeh karwa chauth special bna ne ke liye or unke friend ko isliye ki woh acche se chode mujhe or khush kiye iss karwa chauth me or ek yaadgaar karwa chauth bna diye dono ne......

Fir hum raat ke 1 bje ghar pahuche......

At last mai apne hubby Sam or unke frnd ko thank u bolti hun iss amazing memorable n unforgettable experience ke liye.....

Love u both......

[ravimishrame]

Hm bhool rhe hai ki Chaand ab bhi hai aur Chaandni ab bhi hai..

Wo tha kya ya bas kahaaniya hai ?

Aaj koi roya, meri maano aankhe chamak uthi. Aaj maine kisi k aangan me aag lgai hai. Hme nhi pta hm maafi maang paayenge ki nhi kal. Pir baba raham kro.

Bhagwaan Buddha hm to hasna bhool gye. Hme kuchh dikha nhi, hm kuchh sun nhi rhe hai, hm kuchh mahsoos nhi kar rhe hai. Dimagi haalat kaafi chhil chuki hai. Kuchh baaton ko jubaan pe laa nhi sakte wo aankho me tairti rhi hai. Mere sakal me koi bheriya ghoom rha hai. Hm saayad kisi ko aaj tak pyar nhi de paaye. Meri rooh kisi or(disha) se hmesa gaaliyaa sunti rhegi. Hm kaise khare ho paayenge ? Ab jitna bikharna tha bikhar gye ab hm doosro ko bikher rhe hai. Wo kal pta chalega ki kise aur kitna bikhera gya. Logo ko aapse biswaas uth jaayega Baba.. Log rooh se kaalikh me lapete jaa rhe the. Khaakh bhi nhi bachega kal khaane ko. Ek hasi aapke dar par muskura rhi hai use apna lo hme chhor do. Hm apne jindgi k aakhir me aapko dekhne aayenge..

Hm ruk rhe hai, par rooh ko sab yaad rhega..

#Aanchal..

Bhole Nath..

[greenjaydeep]

patto mujhe lapeT lo apnī ridāoñ meñ , maiñ vo daraḳht huuñ jise kuchh bhī nahīñ milā - #maratibakhtar (at Durgapur, West Bengal) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvx8ScvAR4p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15w35fzni0siy

[kunalkarankapoor]

WHEN KUNAL MET MOHAN

Mohan's house in Juna Mohalla. He's packing his backpack.

Guru: Ja kahaan rahe ho? Mohan (putting a torch and binoculars in his bag): Kunal naam ka ek celeb lapata hai. Guru: Achha achha. Choohe ke bil mein rehta hoga. Tabhi torch aur doorbeen leke ja rahe ho. Hoon. Mohan: Tu nahin samjhega. Rehne de. Guru: Yey bandook-proof vest pehen lo. Mohan: Abe, ek actor se milne ja raha hoon, Dawood Ibrahim se nahin. Guru: Pata hai. Par yey celebs bahut moody hote hein. Tum par bottle ya glass phenk diya toh? Hoon? Phir kya karoge? Mohan: Bak-bak bandh kar aur chai bana.

Guru brings him a cup of tea. Mohan gulps it down and leaves.

Couple of hours later he's ringing a doorbell. Kunal opens the door. Mohan is shocked to see his lookalike... blinks... shakes his head... stares at Kunal.

Mohan (mutters): Lagta hai Guru ne aaj chai mein daaru mila di... Kunal: Yes? Mohan: Arre yaar, tum ghar par aish kar rahe ho? Saare fans tumhare gayab hone se kitne pareshaan hein, pata bhi hai?

Kunal ushers him into the house and they both sit down in the living room.

Kunal: Can I offer you something? Rangmunch chocolates? Bhindi? Beer? Mohan: No thanks. Mai sirf sarso ka tel peeta hoon.

Mohan takes out a notebook from his bag.

Mohan: I have some questions from your fans. Kunal: Ok. Mohan: Aapke fans jaanna chahte hein - when are you going to quit smoking? Kunal: Umm... When I have a daughter. Mohan: Sunnn na. Kyun apne fans ko khaali-peeli mein lapet raha hai? Sabko pata hai teri abhi shaadi nahin hui. Pehle ladki patayega, phir shaadi banayega, tab jaake daughter hogi. Aur daughter ki jagah sons huye toh?

Kunal sticks out his tongue and grins.

Mohan: Next ques... Favourite place to holiday? Kunal (running his fingers through his hair): Goa. Mohan: Ahh... fish aur feni. Toh yey hai tumhari ghani zulfon ka raaz... Coming back to the questions - ek aisi jagah, where you really want to go. Kunal: North Pole. Mohan: North Pole? Wahaan toh bahut thand hoti hogi. Mai Mumbai mein May ke maheene mein jacket pehenta hoon, wahaan toh jamm jaunga. Kunal: Jacket in May? You're kidding.

Mohan scribbles in his notebook - Observation - speaks mostly in English. Deduction - convent- educated.

Mohan: You want to ask me anything? Kunal: I envy you. You have such amazing kids, you're happily married... Mohan: Arre yaar, tu iss jhamele mein kabhi matt padhna. Shaadi karega, pachtayega. Kapde phatt jayenge, kangaal ho jayega. T-shirt se kache pe aa jayega. Kunal: Really? That bad? Mohan: Haan na. Par mai teri tarah celeb bhi nahin banna chahta. Kunal: Kyun? Mere paas gaadi hai, yey cool apartment hai, canon camera hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Mohan: Mere paas...(his Adam's apple moves) yellow shoe laces hein.

Mohan gives Kunal a smug look and raises his brows. Kunal looks at his laces and pouts.

Mohan: Apne bachpan ke baare mein kuch? Kunal: Bachpan mein mai bahut bhaagta tha. Mohan: Ab bhi toh bhaag hi rahe ho... apne fans se? Kunal: Naah... Honestly, they are like my extended family. Mohan: Tumhari extended family ne message bheja hai - "Teri yaadein, Meghan ki mulakatein, TV ke saamne woh raatein... Teri adayen, muskurahaten, ab humko yaad aayen... Wapas aa jao, hamare screens pe, tum sada, wapas aa jao..." Kunal: I'LL BE BACK!

Hansa

[vellhighbandi]

Question of the day sharma ji

The answer to this very commonly asked question isn't that deep or introspective. It's just a matter of perspective...

See the thing is, there is very small subset of men like this, who get sad, not over a relationship they ruined, but over the loss of their personal punching bag. The one whom they love bomb for a day and then vent their frustrations the rest of the month. And the fact of matter is, there are a lot of young girls out there (their prime targets) who haven't yet realised their self worth, nor have they been appreciated enough to not fall for the traps of these "men".

Bas itna hi gyaan dete hai warna jitne do chaar dost bane hai Tumblr par vo bhi aakar gaali de jayenge. Block aur report ho jayenge vo alag.

[tendtopretends]

Nonversation

Cuma mau share dikit tentang apa yg gue temuin di salah satu buku di Gramedia tadi.

Itu judul bukunya. Nonversation.

Njir. Dari judulnya aja pikiran gue langsung oleng trus nabrak ke kondisi gue sama orang itu sekarang ini. Yang emang gak ada lagi percakapan apapun sejak hari itu. Hari terakhir gue di kota itu.

Yang tadinya intense conversation, turned out to be NONversation.

LAPET EMANG UGH

Dan salah gue yang kedua adalah, gue pake balik badanin itu buku sehingga terpampang jelas lah sinopsisnya yang singkat padat bangkai itu.

Nonversation (n.) : when nothing becomes everything.

Lapet kuadraaaaaat oleng lagi kapal gue. Gue nerjemahinnya tu kek gini. "Nothing" ialah keadaan sekarang, yang udah gak kontekan, gak saling sapa, gak peduli, balik badan, pokoknya we have nothing left anymore. Dan muncullah kata "... becomes everything". Meeeeen gimana bisa yang tadinya nol jadi sejuta? Yang tadinya kosong jadi penuh? This word "everything" for me means clarity bro. Kejelasan.

Kita yang sekarang sudah berakhir.

Everything means kita yang kek gini tuh udah menjelaskan segalanya; berakhir, bubar, berpaling, meninggalkan, pergi, menghindar, melupakan.

S.e.g.a.l.a.n.y.a.

Kamvret gak? Padahal gue blum baca isinya loh, ini baru cover doang.

Hatiiiiii oooh hatiii. Kamu berubah tu gak pernah permisi gitu lo :")

[jhonybolivar]

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[vellhighbandi]

He always says to me be more mature be mature u are suck a kid I m mature more than any girl he have met till now but still :)

Okay anon idk why you think I'm someone qualified enough for advice here... Come gimme a hug and if wanna me to talk about it... see he has not lived your life. Most probably he barely know the summary of your life. He hasn't faced anything you do everyday. Don't let his words affect you. You know yourself the best.

I mean yeah being mature is good. But children are the happiest creatures in the face of earth why you give up being a child to be a stuck up kharus (that's the kind of maturity people usually expect, ya know, no smiles, resting bitch face, grumpy, judgemental eyes kind)

Be what makes you happy. Don't listen to these duffers. Be different. Be you!

[vellhighbandi]

He never text me first but talks to me whenever I text him should I text him or no ? To wish happy holi?

See. You should text him but don't carry the conversation on your own. Some people just feel awkward initiating a conversation if it feels like he's one of those