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[danpovenmire]

To be fair, running a "parody" blog of yourself would be the most hilarious thing to do as a celebrity. 'Mask of My Own Face' core lmao

I can easily think of 14 other things that would be “the most hilarious thing to do as a celebrity.”

Get cosmetic plastic surgery to look like Cher

Drinking perfume on TikTok Live if someone gives the Universe gift

Sign on with {redacted fast food chain} for one of those celebrity collaboration meals like Cardi B did

Hike nude through Acadia National Park

Play a main character in a Kojima Productions game for the sole purpose of befriending Hideo Kojima

Run for president of the United States and lose by only getting 60k votes

Announce you're retiring from acting, making this news a huge deal. Continue making films despite saying you were done. Pass away just as your final performance in Cocomelon: The Movie airs on Paramount+. It gets a 2% audience score on RottenTomatoes. Your iMDB page redacts your final failure gig from your filmography record.

Insist on wearing a full brim hard hat (either Klein or LANON brand) 24/7. 365 days a year. 366 on leap years.

Open a Cameo account regardless of your billion dollar net worth

Become a reply guy for El*n M*sk to gain his trust. Backstab him by buying out his emerald mine.

Hooters sponsorship

Make a huge scene at the coffee shop when your order/name is called. "You guys... hold your applause, please. You're making me blush. I'm just like you! Except I'm a celebrity!" you say to an empty, silent café.

Actually breaking a leg before a big performance.

Why the fuck am I making this list