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girldriveroscar · 7 days ago
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It's interesting how Lando accepted from the beginning that Oscar is the taller of the two xd I have a crazy theory… since I saw that video of him checking on Paul Goldschmidt, I think he likes guys like that, tall and big *runs*
THEORY? BABY THATS FACTTTTT! hypothesized tested and PROVEN. not going to share em around because its a BIT dubious. but any clip of him in the club absolutely dripping off some tall guy..
not that i even Go Here but u Kinda have to consider in the landolore of it all how he imprinted on Carlos and Danny in those late stage pubescent gay chicken trials.. like they made him feel small and Cute. GIRL AND NEITHER WERE EVEN THAT BIG but the energy of " you're the small one, you're the runt of the pack who we pick on" actually altered the chemistry in lando's brain.
as u mention. in the beginning i think he initially tried placing Oscar in that position (Oo youre so big bully me poke my sides) and Oscar just Point blank refutes it w a soft little smile. So stupidly hilarious. just Oh naw my shoes got a bit a heel. lando is trying to imprint on u and ur figuring out the dimensions of the heel height in ur boot oh brother....
i think this subversion of roles gave lando the nerve to obtain power in their dynamic/in his career overall. like he tried to act submissive to oscars whims for a tiny bit before realizing oh na this guy hardly Ever has whims. oh and hell do anything and everything for me. so much so that i think lando finally felt in a place to reject a looot of pr work the last year. (assuming) subsequently w less pr, strict focus on racing, i think oscar rly aided lando to be taken seriously as a driver. (and with that seriousness he made him angstier too.) theres no huge net negative nor. positive but i do think the overall more authentic version of lando came out this year!
howd we get here… Shutting up about my narratives now. lando likes big men. he likes them More when theyre big but also docile. control freak. 2023 lando all about learning Oh wait. i dont have to Play cute for oscar to think im cute. and. Oh submitting to another guy is so much more fun when he doesnt expect me to do it… something like that right? right….
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