thecamelmaster

[thecamelmaster]

post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it

[thecamelmaster]

[thecamelmaster]

Okay? I’m still amazing

I think I want to pull a dreamrp and georgenotfoundrp and get a divorce

[thecamelmaster]

Um…can I say no thank you?

I think I want to pull a dreamrp and georgenotfoundrp and get a divorce

[thecamelmaster]

I’m going to assume you’re talking to me because I’m amazing

I think I want to pull a dreamrp and georgenotfoundrp and get a divorce

[thecamelmaster]

Not even your other wife can save you now >:)

I think I want to pull a dreamrp and georgenotfoundrp and get a divorce

[thecamelmaster]

No promises

I think I want to pull a dreamrp and georgenotfoundrp and get a divorce

[thecamelmaster]

Don’t let go!!! 

[thecamelmaster]

x

[thecamelmaster]

Did you think I wouldn’t see this??

I think I want to pull a dreamrp and georgenotfoundrp and get a divorce

[thecamelmaster]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[thecamelmaster]

How could you-

I think I want to pull a dreamrp and georgenotfoundrp and get a divorce

[thecamelmaster]

Lorraine: *about to crawl in the dark, spooky part under a house*

Ed: *tries to come up with every way to convince her not to go and let him to do it even though he literally just had a heart attack*

Lorraine: Ed I can do it

Ed: *huffing like a child* but you’ll get your dress dirty!

[thecamelmaster]

Fine. Meanie

The sky is nice,

The sky is blue

I like the sky,

like I like you

[thecamelmaster]

repeat after me: nonbinary is not synonymous with androgynous

[thecamelmaster]

The sky is nice,

The sky is blue

I like the sky,

like I like you

[thecamelmaster]

Ew no, I only have sex with people I’ve been married to for at least 2 years

@anonymous-potato300 want to have sex with me? /p