#landlore ?

[mygeochemicalromance]

Namib Erg, Namibia

[ruu-minate]

I know the few rook/lucanis/neve ideas I’ve seen have involved Neve having to date two crows but can we please consider a shadow dragon!Rook and a Lucanis who has to sit there in silence and horror as his two city kid girlfriends discuss their godawful rent situations and local crime stats together over a plate of microwave dinners

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Landlore Navigator by Lorenzo Mastroianni

[four-am-but-gayer]

it's so cold in my house but by god I REFUSE to wear anything other then a shorts and tank top i do not care how much my grandma yells at me

[rentoncloud]

Simplify the process of maintaining tenancy document using Tenancy Document Management Software RentOnCloud.

[almostlookedhuman]

[jade-curtiss]

Ngl having someone in my life, on top of my family, living in a cute little fantasy world and throwing in toxic positivity telling me to think about other things and get over it just sent me to the hospital twice and I was always under the threat of internment because my suicidal ideations were 97% of what was going on in my head. For real, my life won't be complete unless I really do beat one life coach influencer to an inch of their lives rendering them disfigured and helpless, just lashing/burning the face and the limb joints should be enough, it's not just violence to put someone to the place where they belong. And then I could be the one who tell them to get over it if they want to move again as I progressively severe a different ligament everytime. Now that would be a positive event.

[sinner-chan]

Imagine being a Virgo who has the ick for the smallest things and trying to find a place to rent.... the amount of shot that has to align for me to like a place is astronomical

[he-on-honeydew-hath-fed]

rishi is really into eggs / hatching eggs / eggs containing surprises and treasures, or containing bird chicks

[mixierupperc20]

I was practicing drawing mobians with mustache and made these two old guys. I haven't thought of a name for them yet

One is a mentor to Berry or landlore, and the other one is just a grumpy old rabbit guy (poor Kit)

[amazingtoysandgifts]

blundaring a lot recently but I can't really care Lol. basically I fucked up sooobad but I don't even mean to. loal ad my hosue burned to the down and Lol, I mean I didn't care about it and my landlor died too so Good for him. Or thetm Lol. , don't want to assume asswntiallt my castle has ruined kmme and I'm teyining to do something new but it's not coming out good. I tey so hard and hard hur nothing evr works

[t4k3-m3-t0-4-th3r4p1st]

I HAVE BEEN CALLING ROSE LALONDE ROSE LANDLORE ALLL THIS TIME WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[lesbiansanemi]

I told my roommate tonight I was not planning to resign the lease here and had found a new place and was planning on moving at the beginning of February and she was like ????? What, why? If you're just going to stay in *redacted city* why don't you just stay here? And god. god. I'm trying so hard to be nice and not be mean and give her the reasons not related to her. Like yeah, I just went through a very hard break up and I still don't think I've fully processed I won't be with her and won't live with her, and that makes me feel like I just need a place on my own. I also feel like I can better work on my issues if I'm living alone. Trying so hard not to just snap and go "because I just do not want to live with you." Like, the other reasons are definitely true too, but yeah. I don't want to live with her

So, SO many of my problems this last year have stemmed from the people I've lived with, and the stress they've put me through, which just made me get so much worse mentally and then really affected my behaviors. Of course, nothing she has done was to the extreme scale that the roommate before her was responsible for, but that doesn't change that I want to and feel like I need to be on my own, and that I'll never truly get better if I keep living with people who do things that hurt me (deliberately or not) over and over and make me feel worse. Again, she's not nearly as bad as the old one, but yeah. I feel stressed at home. It stresses me out that she completely ignores the quiet hours here. It stresses me out that she doesn't train or take care of her cat. It stresses me out that she expects me to do more chores and pay for more things. It stresses me out that she has proven time and time again that she has no genuine consideration for me. I don't think any of this is actively malicious, I think she was just a very spoiled person before now and that reflects, but that doesn't change how it makes me feel

But I didn't say any of that. I just told her I felt like I needed a fresh start on my own and to myself after the break up. Which, again, is also true. It's just that it's only one facet of this.

But then she decides to go on and on about how she thinks I'm super depressed and am only making myself worse because I "never leave the apartment" and "never want to do anything with her" and then tried getting me to go out bar hopping with her? And I was like, look man. I get you are an extreme extrovert who needs and wants to constantly be doing things. But I'm not like that. I won't deny I'm depressed, but that's not the reason I like being home and left on my own. I like that even when I'm not going through massive depressive episodes. I also tried explaining that I actually do go out and do things, it's just that the whole bar/club scene is not something I like or enjoy, especially when it's not with ppl I know well. And she was like. SIGH. but you've never TRIED it. And I was like, um, yes I have actually been to bars. Several times. And at most I can say it was an okay experience. If it's with friends or for specific events related to things I like, yeah sure, I don't MIND going, but I'd still almost definitely prefer to like, just go out to eat, or see a movie, or go bowling, or that kind of going out. And I DO do those things with friends of mine. Granted, not nearly as often as she goes out, but again, I don't WANT to do that because I like and need my time all to myself

She ignored most of what I was trying to say and interrupted me like every half sentence to insist how much I would like x bar or y club or z event and demand to know what nights would be good for me to go out with her and her friends and it was so hard to not just lose it and go "this. this is a big part of the reason. you do not listen to anything I say and are convinced you and what you think and want is the center of the universe and I can't handle it anymore."

But I just laughed it off, told her I didn't want to, reiterated I was telling our landlords I wasn't resigning the lease, and then said I was tired and wanted to go lay down

And I'm just. ugh. She's so... But whatever. I did my job. She has a three month heads up to figure out her plans and where she's gonna go or if she wants to take on the rent of this place by herself. If she doesn't do anything to figure that out, that's on her and not me

I just cannot express how much her trying to pressure me into going to bars with her did nothing to convince me to stay despite what she seemed to think

[tisthenightofthewitch]

Ghost and Def Leppard’s Joe Elliott on ‘Spillways’ collab: “It was this big love-in”

Ghost frontman Tobias Forge and Def Leppard vocalist Joe Elliott have spoken to NME about working together on their collaboration ‘Spillways’, as well as their morning spent together in an Irish pub and why Måneskin are proof that the rock revival is real.

‘Spillways’ originally featured on Ghost’s 2022 album ‘Impera’ but earlier this year the theatrical rockers released a reworked version featuring the Def Leppard icon. Speaking to NME, Elliott described it as “this big love-in.”

He has been a fan of Ghost since the release of 2015’s ‘Meliora’ after being introduced to them by band Phil Collen and really loved ‘Impera’. “I played the shit out of Ghost’s music on my [Planet Rock] radio show, and then we saw that they had been bigging us up in the press,” said Elliott.

Forge then revealed that a lot of ‘Impera’ was actually inspired by Def Leppard.

“I’ve always been a fan but with this album, I really looked at their songwriting,” he said. “I have always been in awe of several Def Leppard records, but especially the big ones like ‘Pyromania’ and ‘Hysteria’. Not only are they great, but they achieved such commercial success that they’ve become a great example of how a lot of arguments in the pop world are wrong.”

Forge continued: “We’re constantly told we need to get to the chorus quickly, that songs need to be short and to the point but Def Leppard songs are often the complete opposite of that. I wanted to do something similar with ‘Impera’.”

With a lot of very public, very mutual respect, Ghost and Def Leppard’s respective teams started talking about possible collabs. “Out of nowhere, I got word Joe would love to collaborate,” said Forge.

However, those conversations were happening while Ghost were in the middle of an ambitious headline tour and while Def Leppard were playing sold-out stadiums with Mötley Crüe.

“I heard that it was on, but we kept missing each other because of how busy we both were,” said Elliott. “So I grabbed the bull by the horns and just went and sang the fucking thing. By the time we finally got to speak, I had already recorded ‘Spillways’ because I was chomping at the bit.”

Elliott continued: “I love that song so much. The keyboard intro blew me away the first time I heard it – with a band like Ghost having the balls to do something so unexpected like recording a hybrid of ‘Jane’ by Jefferson Starship and ‘Hold The Line’ by Toto. I really took a shine to it. It was the flagship moment for me, on what is a fantastic album. As soon as I knew a collab was probably going to happen, I just got on with it.”

Forge described to NME how he was “blown away” he first heard Elliott’s vocal on the reworked track.

“I instantly thought it was amazing and Joe’s vocals really add another layer to the song,” he said. “What he put on it was so different from what I had, but it still gelled. I was surprised by how similar we sounded though.”

Elliott agreed: “I think we do sound similar. I’m from Yorkshire but I don’t sound like it because [singing in that accent] wasn’t cool until Arctic Monkeys came along. Certain people have said they can’t tell Tobias and I apart – but I take that as a compliment. ’Spillways’ was never broken to begin with, so I wasn’t going to come in and change what he had originally done.

“If I was going to sing ‘Blackbird’ by The Beatles, I wouldn’t be changing the melody because it’s already perfect. Same with ‘Spillways’. It didn’t need fixing.”

The recording was done, but the first phone call between Forge and Elliott still lasted nearly three hours. “We realised we had a lot of common ground,” explained Elliott. “So when Tobias pitched the idea of making a video, of course I said yes but I couldn’t actually go anywhere because I was looking after my kids. So he compromised, bless him.

Elliott added: “He came over to Dublin and we went to my local which is about a mile and a half from my house. Luckily the landlord knows me, so they were more than happy to accommodate, and Tobais directed it like Steven fucking Spielberg.”

The result replaces Ghost’s typically numbered webisodes with ‘Meanwhile In Dublin’.

“The fact we’ve got this great song and then we ham it up with a bit of karaoke was just hilarious,” said Elliott of the video. “We were there for about four hours but we were only filming for maybe an hour. The rest of the time, we were just hanging out and talking.”

“Everything for me is about vibing,” continued Forge. “You cannot just point at one beautiful boy and one beautiful girl and say, ‘You two should totally fuck’ to create a love child. It’s about meeting and hanging out. What happened with this is luck.”

Elliott agreed that the move to work with Ghost was “never a career thing”.

“It wasn’t about either of our bands needing a lift because there’s certainly nothing wrong with either of our careers right now,” he said. “This was two fans getting together and working on a song for the love of it. That’s always been my favourite kind of project.”

So, can fans expect more collaborations between Tobias Forge and Joe Elliott?

“It has come up in the last while, and I’d be more than happy to,” replied Elliott. “Next time though, when we’ve both got some time off, I want us to actually find some neutral place where we can get together in a room with a little recorder, a couple of guitars, pen, paper, our brains, a bottle of wine and see what we come up with.”

He went on: “I would love to sit down and write a song with the guy because it would be fun. That’s our morning word, ‘Fun’. I don’t want to do it for a job, I just want to write together to see what we’d get. I want to play around and see where it goes.”

Later this year, Ghost are set to head out on a mammoth US headline tour after a high-profile slot at Download festival while Def Leppard’s Stadium Tour finally arrives in the UK. At the same time, bands like Metallica and Bring Me The Horizon are blowing up on TikTok while newer acts like Spiritbox, Code Orange and Nova Twins are speaking to a fresh generation of fans. How do the pair feel about a so-called rock resurgence?

“I’m in Mexico City where Def Leppard just played to 56,000 people,” said Elliott. “Ghost are playing to huge crowds as well. Metal, pop rock, soft rock, hard rock, whatever-the-fuck-rock has never really gone away in the eyes of the fans. It comes and goes though. It wasn’t big in the ‘80s until us and Bon Jovi came along and kicked it up the arse. Then it went underground again, before it turned into grunge, then emo. Who knows what’s coming next.”

Comparing it the film world, Forge explained how “hard rock has always been similar to horror, but especially nowadays”.

“You have these blockbuster horror films that would never, ever be considered for an Oscar because it’s a horror film, so it’s automatically seen as not that good,” he said. “That might change in time, but that is the stigma that metal and rock still has. It’s seen as not being as sophisticated as other things. You can’t have an argument against that, but you can still sell records, you can become big on streaming, you can sell tickets. You don’t have to be on daytime radio to be successful.”

Forge continued: “Look at a band like Måneskin. That’s a sign people don’t shy away from organic music. When we speak about the well-being of rock, there’s a common misunderstanding that if there’s going to be a resurgence, the classic bands are going to come back around. I’m counting on bands we don’t know leading the way.”

“In the early 2000s, I was completely estranged from a lot of popular music until bands like Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes and The Hives made it feel interesting again. That’s what we have ahead of us I think – a whole slew of 18-year-olds listening to [‘Spillways’] and feeling like they should go out and play music.”

Def Leppard and Mötley Crüe’s 2023 UK and Ireland tour kicks off in May. Visit here for tickets and information. Ghost meanwhile, perform alongside the likes of Slipknot, Bring Me The Horizon, Metallica, Placebo, Disturbed and Architects at Download 2023 this June. Visit here for tickets and more information.

NME

[offlinesequence]

watching some eco-friendly tiktoks and seeing peoples parents being eco-aware for the sake of saving money and yk. yeah, raz fanon vergil is like that. he spent three years in hell and got outed from his apartment (because landloreds dont gaf if you've saved the world or almost ended it. twice.) of course hes gonna be careful with his money.

its almost like hes determined to live unlike dante in every way. instead of just throwing his trash all in the same bin, he carefully seperates and cleans his plastic, saving only what he needs to reuse. he paints over canvases he dislikes- not that he shows many to people outside his family, and even then its only really to nero, as dante doesnt fully understand and flavus is off somewhere else completely- but he makes it work as much as he can. i think vergil's house would be quite clean in comparison to the DMC, minus a few layers of dust and cobwebs. (im of the personal opinion that dante either sleeps on his couch there or theres a small backroom he uses as a bedroom, but yknow. its still gonna be his main living space regardless.)

idk. hes getting older. he has one of those pill sorters for his adhd and chronic pain meds. he uses his old jam jars (he prefers blackberry) as paint water holders. hes definitely drank paint water at some point. hes old idk what else to say

[clownowo]

herlock can do it all, he’s a detective, he’s a single father, he’s a landlored, he’s an inventor but most importantly he’s babygirl <3

One of these is not like the other (landlord 👎)

But also yes he’s my babygirl.

How could I not love him