#landlordryoubakura

[shadowgodling]

"Dear God, (Godling? God? Both I guess?) please dont be mad that I have been away so long, I remain your devoted follower forever. Amen."

Godling felt the prayer spark into existence in the world and had to still himself for a moment to stop his heart leaping up happily. He may be excited to hear from Ryou, but he was also his God and he had a certain dignity to maintain. So he breathed out and continued with his business, once sending a small slice of peach cake and a quickly scrawled message on a piece of paper through the shadows into Ryou’s hands.

[Come to me, Ryou]

[dastardlydalliances]

"I hear you offer massage services?" He chuckled in amusement. "From the praise Bakura gave you must be pretty good at it."

“You better believe it. I’m a fucking expert at anything that makes men moan.” Dal held up his hands and wiggled his fingers.

“But you gotta fucking pay up if you want these magic hands on you, Rainbow Unicorn Attack.”

[misfortuneofthecorrupt]

@landlord-ryoubakura from X:

“U-uhm… yes?” Ryou called, stumbling out of a door into the hall, looking a bit frazzled and out of breath. He caught sight of Bakura, and forced a smile onto his face. “Ah! Yes… hello! Er…. what can I help you with?”

Misfortune stared at Ryou, his eyes a murky dark brown to match the drying blood down his front. His landlord looked stressed, looked as thought he were trying to hide a panic .. But it couldn’t be as important as Bakura’s own business!

“I’m going to Necrofia’s secret wedding. You hhave to make me look good.”  His voice was muffled, nasal from his broken nose.

[dinodouchebaggery]

"If you were a dinosaur which type would you be? I made a bet so... answer truthfully."

“Fuck do you mean by type? Like carnivore or herbivore, or do mean what actual dinosaur am I gonna be? Doesn’t matter, I’m Tyrannosaurus Rex all the fuckin way.” 

[florence-midknight]

*clings to* "First!"

“First to what?”

[shoot-of-corruption]

💭

For every 💭 I receive, I will write one thought my Muse has had about yours.

‘Everythime you smirk at me like this, I just want to choke you and press you against the nearest wall and see how smug you look, when I rob every little bit of coherent mind, that you ever possessed from you with my bare hands.’*smiles at him leniently* ‘*inward chuckling* ‘Maybe next time, you insufferable tease~’

[psychicarmorhead]

“BEEP”

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

5. An excited text

                  [txt] Oiiiiiiiii

                  [txt] Guess what? I won that race I was telling you about the other day!

                  [txt] That deserves some celebration, don’t you think?

[nefer-itja]

//XDDD I'm dying hahahahahahaha

He’s a King of many talents. ❤

[thiefakefia]

"Do you like movies?"

“...Sometimes. When there’s lots of blood. It’s more fun when you make your own violent scenes though... then you get to touch the blood...” The thief looked off to the side, in a gory world of his own. 

[desertmysticbakura]

"What would you do with Bakura's hair if he gave it to you, out of curiosity?"

No no no no no no no no no~ A witchgician never reveals his secrets. He may eat what he likes! He may plant his seeds in the ground. You will never know. How many caterpillars came out of his head? Only the juiciest ones.

*half-gently whacks Ryou on the head with his stick*

[shadowgodling]

"May I sleep with you tonight?" he prayed. "I don't want to intrude, or do anything strange. I just want to hold onto someone, and I heard that I might be able to bless you too. If you wanted."

“Thank you, but no thank you. I’m afraid I need to be alone tonight. I’m sure you’ll find someone else.”

[dastardlydalliances]

"Are you ticklish?"

Dal slowly raised his arms into a defensive shield, making tiny subtle sound effects under his breath to exaggerate the movements.

“No. Get fucked, marshmallow-face.”

[misfortuneofthecorrupt]

// better read up on what’s happening to the poor tenants at @landlord-ryoubakura‘s house cause lol Missy might be ded

[dinodouchebaggery]

"DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!"

“FUCK YEAH!” 

[shoot-of-corruption]

💋

put a 💋 in my ask if your muse wants to kiss mine

He grabbed the back of Ryou’s head, brought their faces together so closely the other one would be able to feel his breath on his lips, before Mariku smirked and lifted his chin to kiss him right on the forehead.

“That’s for all your teasing~”

[guaardian]

landlord-ryoubakura replied to your post “((I’ve always been self-conscious about talking about my OC/OT3 on...”

//but she's amazing and sassy and beautiful! Talk about her, let us see her, like ah plz like.... more. We just need more of Maiya in our lives man

Omg, this is so sweet! Thank you!