#lancer oc rp blog

[corsair-news-alliance]

Interspacial shipping delayed by sudden spike in greywash swarms

Late Monday morning, IPS-N freighter lead Hobson Jones was deploying his first round of ships when he noticed a strange anomaly on his radar. 

“It was like nothing I’d seen,” Jones told reporters. “Normally, greywash swarms are an issue, of course, but never on this level. My guys had to go way off course just to avoid them.” 

In recent years, concerns have been raised by astrobiologists on the amount of debris in space. With flash printing being a cornerstone of Lancer technology, its ecological impact has gone widely ignored, with pileups of waste slowly increasing. 

“It’s been an issue for a while,” USB scientist Dr. Gordon Wells told our reporters. “That debris isn’t just in space. It catches on nearby orbits, often causing meteors or blocking much-needed sunlight on lesser-known planets. And now, we’re facing the consequences of our actions. Greenhouse gases are on the rise, local planetary wildlife is being threatened, and we’ve attracted the attention of one of the few types of machines we don’t entirely know how to control. Greywash.” 

Greywash, a type of unregulated nanite, is mostly seen as a fearmongering subject these days. Since the joint Albatross/DoJ/HR maneuver to confront the Maw, the subject of Greywash swarms has largely been put to bed. It remains an issue at Bo, where outbreaks of nanowash are a semi-regular occurrence. 

Unfortunately, this has led to two issues snowballing into one. The uptick in space debris has provided a source of “food” for Greywash, causing their numbers to surge to concerning levels. IPS-N and independent shipping companies are already bracing for the impact this will have on their shipping crews, as freighters risk losing both lives and cargo to the hungry swarms. 

“If we don’t find a way to contain the problem soon,” Dr. Wells added. “We may face another massive outbreak - one that we are no longer prepared for.” 

This has been Hertz and Transistor, with Corsair Weekly News.

Thanks Hertz and Transistor!

Till Legends Bleed!

//Morse\\

[corsair-news-alliance]

Welcome to the Omninet fully Parakeet!

Hope you enjoy your stay and have a good time.

Till Legends Bleed!

//Morse\\

Alrighty, I guess an intro is in order. I'm not new to the omninet by any means, but I've seen people do there, they seem convenient and easy enough.

Euuhh... where do I start. Brain goes blank when I do these.

My name is Kirby, my callsign is Parakeet, I use he/they pronouns, and I'm currently the proud operator of a pegasus known as the Blessed Jester. Tho, I am known to hop mechs from time to time.

What else... I dunno what else, I show up when I show up on here ig.

Ooc: I MISS MY BOY SO MUCH, so he gets to live here. I'm so excited to have an oc on here again, I've been out of my original RP circle here for a while, so don't be surprised if you see me rejoin those. But yeah.

I don't play this guy regularly enough to preserve him the way he is. So I'm making him a home here so I can hopefully preserve part of their chaos on here.

[karrakincavalrycollege]

First, Harrison Armory unveiled the Arthur frame, designed to conquer and subjugate

Then, The Dawnline Ungratefuls cobbled together the Mordred frame, designed to bring about the Arthur's downfall

Now, our friends at the RKF are happy to unveil the Lancelot frame, designed to fuck the Arthur's wife.

[lancer-pigeon]

open letter to hacker pilots:

you're in my computer. I'm in your cockpit. we are not the same. knock knock motherfucker. it's me. get out. im going to pry you out of your gamer chair like tearing the pit from an olive. when I find whoever's copy-pasting the Torah into my chat feeds, I'm going to make the Hercynian Crisis look like John Creighton Harrison's Tropical Beach Vacation. it cost me 2 System Points for the double birds i'm gonna flip you when I core your reactor. hack my chassis-scale middle fingers, you sniveling bastard.

[drunkdrivingaworldkiller]

asking for a friend but do you guys think it'd be a good idea to install like, one of those little rotisserie grill things for hotdogs in my genghis? cause like, sometimes a girl gets hungry and all that heat might as well be USEFUL yaknow?

[s-r-2299]

Thank you Northstar Galactic Command.

Worker designated Space-Repair-2299 Has been on duty for several days now as per it's contract. The welcome is appreciated and will be remembered fondly.

//S-R-2299\\

[Begin Wakeup Procedure] [Paging Worker: S-R-2299] [Administering Microdose Adrenaline] [Good Morning S-R-2299]

Eugh... Fucking hell I hate that.

Mornin Omninet, or evenin, whatever time really is out in this universe. Anywho's been given an Omninet account as work has been dry, big wigs won't tell us work crews nothing.

Let's get the details out of the way, I am a clone if it ain't clear from the name alone. Space-Repair-2299. IPS-N Grown and Raised. I along with 10 others work the Deep Space Repair Rig Out here. Picking folks up fixing their shit, the like.

Anyways I've got my "daily" checklist to get through.

//S-R-2299\\

[twoforflinching-ktbedition]

I fuckin’ hate Karrakin mechs.

It’s always some fancy SSC shit all dolled up in ribbons and bows and zipping all over the arena like I ain’t gotta job to do (and do quickly, mind you). If I have to fight another Orchis… RA below, I don’t give a shit about first blood I’ll flatten that shit paper thin against the fucking ground.

Message to all Pankrati: fuck you, IPS-N is better

-Han Jae-

[callsign-sucker]

opinion on the balor?

//Sucker\\

The Balor is a monster.

To understand why you need to understand what the Balor is.

It isn't a mech.

It's a walking sandstorm that will rip apart anyone and anything to make more of itself that is capable of going through any hole the "cockpit" will fit through.

Many call it the most terrifying mech one can face, and not without reason. as it can literally pretend to be any other mech, and you wouldn't notice before it's too late and the graywashing has begun.

But I find another mech more terrifying.

[lady-rosceline-hurst]

Forsooth, this is unrelated to the debacle at hand, but...

Trans rights! Even unto the ignoble masses! Thou art valid! May the Passions grant thee gender euphoria!

[s-r-2299]

That seems unhealthy and unproductive.

//S-R-2299\\

>> MY FUCKING.

>> OMNIHOOK.

>> EDPLODED

[Pyroclast]

[thevoicefrompromise]

Omninet Search: KTB laws on Polyamory?

Omninet Search: Morally wrong to date ones manservant?

Omninet Search: How to flirt with noble of higher standing before coup in her house led by her?

[leastinsanesscpilot]

I am sure this is obvious but I learned the hard way: do not plug your subjectivity enhancement suite directly into the omninet completely unshielded if you have extensive neural enhancements, you can download viruses directly into your brain

[karrakincavalrycollege]

The Karrakin Cavalry College board would like to announce that students can now face disciplinary action for being mean to college staff online : (

[corsair-news-alliance]

OOC:

Hey Pines here the voice behind CORSAIR and Arvantiel.

So we've blown up massively since the early days of the RP scene here and we have so many new blogs, which I am beyond happy to see.

I'd like to leave a gentle reminder though, this is a hobby. This is for all of us to write and have a good time all while engaging with a universe that is a grand ol time.

I have noticed a trend of some bad faith arguments, and hostility. Some folks won't know every ounce of lore, as well as not every character will know lore cause they come from different walks of life.

I will not name names, this is not a callout this a reminder that this is a community built on shared experience and enjoyment a game. People will mess up and people will make mistakes, and that's alright. We learn, we grow and, we teach. Not with force but gentle hands.

I will leave us with a paragraph from the introduction to the core rulebook.

[isyourmechrunning]

>>”I don’t think this is edible” “you’re trying to poison us” “what the FUCK you can’t EAT THIS”

>>OKAY??? YOU LIKE MY FOOD AND THINK ITS DELICIOUS UNTIL YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE REACTOR CORE PEPPER???? COWARDS????

[drunkdrivingaworldkiller]

Hey @officialunionhr I wanna file a complaint about one of your dudes. He saw my mech (Some old Genghis model I found in a crate while scavenging the debris belt) and demanded I destroy it and get a different mech, and that's super fuckin' rude cause like dude, its just a mech, calm your tits. But nah, he kept going off about it and was really kinda annoying cause i fuckin' love Crematorium, she's super fun to pilot (even if the constant skin grafts get a bit old), and I wouldn't wanna have to rehome my AGNI into a new mech when she's comfortable in Crematorium!